The Kind but Stern Voice Inside My Head (is Being Mean to Me) ...

Dear Cary,

You get a lot of unusual letters so perhaps you will not be shocked to receive one from me. I know you quite well, well enough to know there are many things that you conceal from me. But rather than talk about my problem, as most of your letter writers do, I would rather like to talk about your problem. Or problems. I know you have them. And I am in a privileged position to know about them, and perhaps be of some service to you. For I am, as it were, in your head. Not figuratively but literally.