SILENCE!
186 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratingsCosmic comic book discussion and songs from Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die of Mindlessones.com
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SILENCE! #209
January 17, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 34.4 MBI’M GONNA LOSE MY THOUGHTS IN 200 BARS RUFF! What’s that you say Lassie? Superman is stuck down the well? Then he isn’t Superman. Leave the jerry-curled impostor down there to rot. It’s another guestilicious episode of the only podcast guaranteed to stem the endless tide of tears that is modern life…it’s SILENCE! featuring Gary Lactus, The Beast Must Die and Lord Nuneaton Savage. Comics discussion that bends reality into unsettling new shapes, then makes sweet, strange love to it. WHILE YO...
SILENCE! #208
January 09, 2017 00:00 - 2 hours - 41.7 MBI USED TO BE CARRIED IN THE ARMS OF CHEERLEADERS Well isn’t this swell? All of us, in the same hot-tub. First time in 5 years since we were all in our trunks. Just splendid….Hey! Those bubbles aren’t from the jets! You get the hell out right now! And stick the internet on when you do so we can listen to the latest SILENCE! (The comics lifestyle magazine chat show). Take a long luxurious preamble with Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die before the arrival of speshul guessed Bobsy, After a ...
SILENCE! #207
January 03, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.4 MBJUST GIVE ME SOME SECURITY, I’M A PARANOID SCHIZO PRODUCT OF THE 20th CENTURY Well gawsh shucks and golly gee willickers! It’s the first new SILENCE! of 2017! Time to shake off the cobwebs, blow open the windows and let the singing bluebirds of the new year come twit-twitting right into your flaming gob holes. Got a resolution? Break it! The only resolution you need is to listen to SILENCE! and no other podcast. Oh, and be excellent to each other. Join those lounge lizards Gary Lactus & T...
SILENCE! #206
December 20, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 39.8 MBPA RUM PUM PUM PUM It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. The goose is on the ground, the snow is getting fat. Welcome to the none-more-festive edition of SILENCE! This is it folks, the culmination of 100′s of hours of work – choreographers, lighting, a full orchestra, special guest stars, yule logs burning on open fires, christmas fucking jumpers…absolutely NONE of this will appear on this SILENCE! Christmas Special!! What you will get is Gary Lactus, too ill to podcast and lying on...
SILENCE! #205
December 05, 2016 23:54 - 1 hour - 23.2 MBI KNOW IT MIGHT SOUND STRANGE BUT I BELIEVE IN THE COMING BACK BEFORE TOO LONG In this latest pulse-shredding, nerve-shredding, skin-shredding, heart-shredding, mind-shredding, soul-shredding, bed-shredding, wedding-shredding, shred-shredding episode of SILENCE! you will two, count them two grown men discussing comics. On the internet. I know. Can you believe it? Into the brave new world we go, with pioneering hosts Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die guiding the way. Listen! That’s the soun...
SILENCE! #204
December 01, 2016 00:00 - 35 minutes - 12.3 MBWITH DELIVERY SMOOTH LIKE WATER FROM A FOUNTAIN, THAT'S WHY I CAN MOVE ANY MOUNTAIN Welcome to the SILENCE! solo dining experience. For starters we have a delicious shame of kale served in a jam jar and balanced on a faucet. You'll hate it. Fir main we have a full miniaturized roast served on a teflon sphere. For desert, well no one's ever stayed that long to be honest. We've stopped bothering with desert. Tuck in to a succulent new SILENCE! Well, it's not that succulent. The Beast Must Di...
SILENCE! #203
November 22, 2016 22:01 - 1 hour - 24.9 MBMY CAR IS UGLY BUT THEN, I’M UGLY TOO (Above image taken from Tillie Walden’s wonderful On A Sunbeam – go read!) Welcome gentle listenoids to the latest greatest, tightest, freshest, sprucest, fittest, cutest, sweetest, sickest, foulest, slickest, toughest, ice-road truckest edition of SILENCE! the comics lifestyle magazine show challenge. With your hosts the Burke & Hare of the podcasting world, Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die. Look, I know that was below par, but sometimes…sometimes ...
SILENCE! #202
November 16, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 31.2 MBIT IS TIME… IT IS TIME… IT IS TIME FOR STORMY WEATHER Look over here! Over here! Don’t look that way, look here! Over here! Look I’m waving my arms around! WOO-HOO! OVER HEEEEEEERE, OVER HE… Damn. You looked. You saw it. Well don’t say I didn’t try and warn you.Well lookee here it’s a bright shiiiny new SILENCE! crawling from the wreckage. And those rubbery old puppets Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die are joined by Clarky T-Bubz, thw surprising new character find of 2016! All here to give ...
SILENCE! To Astonish at Thought Bubble 2016
November 09, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 21.3 MBIF YOU’VE GOT A PEN IN YOUR HAD YOU’VE JUST GOTTA DRAW THE MOST IMPORTANT GLANDS On the 5th of November 2016 at 11.50AM at the Thought Bubble comics festival in Leeds, something happened that would change the course of human civilization forever. An event that would give the free citizens of Earth to fight against the coming oppressors. This event was, of course, SILENCE! To Astonish! The aptly named Cinema Of War played host to this titanic team-up between Gary Lactus, The Beast Must Die ...
SILENCE! #201
November 02, 2016 00:00 - 45 minutes - 15.6 MBI DANCED MYSELF RIGHT OUT THE WOMB, IS IT STRANGE TO DANCE SO SOON? Morning has broken, like the first podcast… Yowza dear listeners, you’re staring down the barrel of the earliest-recorded SILENCE! yet. Will Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, or bleary-eyed and bushy-bearded? YOU DECIDE. Imagine a bowl of crunchy, nutritious comics flakes, sodden with the milk of human opinion, and that’s this week’s show. There’s a whole heap of admin for the upcoming Tho...
SILENCE # Farewell To Steve Dillon
October 24, 2016 00:00 - 30 minutes - 10.5 MBGary Lactus and The Beast Must Die pay tribute to Steve Dillon
SILENCE! #200
October 20, 2016 00:00 - 2 hours - 42.9 MBThat’s right puny humans, your favourite podcast has been on air for 200 years! And to celebrate those national pleasure treasures Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die invited a select group of 1200 of their closest fans to attend SILENCE! LIVE, in The Nexus Of All Realities. And then they recorded it for all you lucky, but less dedicated, dear listeners. Featuring able pod-lietentants Bobsy and Lord Nuneaton Savage, as well as an array of amazing guest voices. Comics! Talking! Drinking! It’s al...
SILENCE! # 199.99
October 11, 2016 20:30 - 1 hour - 32.7 MBBUT FOIST TRUE BELIEVERS, YA GODDA GET TREW SOILENCE #199.99 AND LEMME TELL YA IT’S A DOOZY! PIN BACK YA EAR HOLES AN’ EYE FLAPS, COS THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!! … Ugh…*cough*…*hack*…out…get out vile spirit. Begone from this vessel with your crass huckesterism and vile self-promotion. That’s simply not how we *do* things on SILENCE! Excuse me while I use this mouthwash… After the hiatus…the OTHER hiatus! Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die are back from their Holiday Cruise and they want to tal...
SILENCE! #199
September 13, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 27.1 MBTHE ENGLISH MOTORWAY SYSTEM IS BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE Can you help us? We went on holiday by mistake… That’s right Boils and Giggles, Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die have returned to brighten the corners and blow the dust from your ear-holes. How did you cope? What did you do? Where did you go to get uninformed, half-baked opinions about comics? WHY? HOW? WHO? Well don’t fret….SILENCE! is back and all is right again in the world* *apart from everything that’s wrong and the fact that we’ll...
SILENCE! # Suicide Squad film chat with Phil Jerrod
August 24, 2016 00:00 - 29 minutes - 10.3 MBThis is a placeholder edition of SILENCE! where Gary Lactus and Phil Jerrod talk about Suicide Squad. It was recorded in a windy park in Edinburgh at night. I think that's all you need to know. Normal service will resume soon.
SILENCE! #198
August 11, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 26.5 MBYOU JUST HAVEN’T EARNED IT YET BABY It’s that time people. A time of change. A time of peace. A time of war. A time of hope, of laughter, of tears. A time of tests. A time of trials. A time of twins. A time to live, a time to die. A time to kill. A time of hours, of minutes and seconds. A time to sleep. A time to wake. A time to eat. A time to fast. A time to slow. A time of potential. A time of possibility. A time of depair. A time of…TIME> WHAT TIME? Time for SILENCE! you worms. Gary ...
SILENCE! #197
July 28, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 21.4 MBHIS NEBULOUS BODY SWAYED ABOVE, HIS TONGUE SWOLLEN WITH DEVIL’S LOVE Morning has broken, like the first SILENCE! It’s our earliest ever podcast, as Gary Lactus wipes the sleep from his eyes and the Beast Must Die pulls his beard out of the cornflakes… all to bring you the Last Comics Podcast On Earth! That’s dedication folks. Hell that’s deification. Goddamnit it’s defecation. Defamation! Declamation! Declaration! Decathlon! That’s right. The SILENCE! boys have done a decathlon just to bri...
SILENCE! Prestige Format #1
July 22, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 32.1 MBNo Regular SILENCE! this week. We were all too stunned by the news that Rita Ora will be replacing Tyra Banks on America’s Next Top Model. Surely Rita can’t reach the preposterous heights of self importance that Tyra managed. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. Instead we have the first SILENCE! Prestige Format, the special collector’s edition podcasts which was made available to C Unit Patreontologists back in January of this year. This is a nice chat between The Beast Must Die, Gary ...
SILENCE! #196
July 11, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 25.2 MBOH YOU HEADLESS CHICKEN, CAN THOSE POOR TEETH TAKE SO MUCH KICKING? Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, every other podcast disappears and stops downloading. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together recording a podcast. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful and full of amazing pod-content. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile and leave a comment in the comments. Did you sit in a...
SILENCE! #195
July 05, 2016 00:00 - 2 hours - 45.2 MBRECORD COMPANY MAN, I WON’T BE COMING TO DINNER Imagine a blurb. A blurb like you’ve never seen. A golden, beautiful blurb that shines like the sun. A blurb that glistens like dew on morning grass. A blurb that sings like the strike of a tuning fork against an angel’s backside. Imagine a blurb like that. That blurb is here. Can you taste it? It’s the return of The Beast Must Die, joining Gary Lactus for another ker-lassic episode of SILENCE! But wait! What’s this? It’s also a Bobsy episo...
SILENCE! #194
June 28, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBFOR THE RIGHT TO BE GOVERNED, WASTE THEM WITHOUT MERCY As our (pretend) close personal confidant Luke Haines will tell you, “it’s not for God’s love/ it’s not for cocaine,” which are the only two extremes on the religion-80s drugs scale. Of course it’s not, you dirty heathens! It’s for COMICS. All-inclusive SILENCE!, the comics podcast that makes you listen to ladies etc sometimes. Gary Lactus is joined by emergency guest Maid of Nails all the way from the Razor House in darkest Caledonia...
SILENCE! #193
June 22, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 21.3 MBI TOOK A TRAIN, I TOOK A PLANE…AH WHO CARES YOU ALWAYS END UP IN THE CITY “You remind me of the babe!” “What babe?” “The babe with the power!” “What power?” “THE POWER TO MELT MEN’S BRAINS WITH IT’S EYES, TO REND THEIR SKIN FROM THEIR BONES WITH NARY A THOUGHT, THE POWER TO LEVEL CITIES WITH A BLINK, TOO MAKE A CHARNEL HOUSE OF THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT, TO TRAVEL OUT INTO THE STARS AND FURTHER AND TO BURN ANYTHING THAT GETS IN IT’S WAY…THAT POWER!” “Oh. Well in that case I think you can...
SILENCE! #192
June 14, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 31.3 MBMY MINIATURE KINGDOM, MY KING-SIZE EGO …and the thing is, you should have seen the size of the bleeder’s head! Like a bloomin’ bit of roast beef it was, with all these filthy mouths full of doll’s teeth…snapping they were, just all snapping! And the way it moved! Like a film running back it was, like some awful old film… and the smell! Like a flippin’ abbatoir that someone had sprayed with perfume…sickening it was, sickening! I tell you. Last time I go internet dating. HOO-HAH! It’s only...
SILENCE! #191
June 06, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBGUNBOATS FLOAT LIKE CEMETERIES, INSIDE YOUR GUITAR Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die in a dance off that you just won’t believe! Throwing shapes that could change the fabric of space and reality! It’s time to step up to the streets, in 3D, in full effect! Those boys were thrown out of home when they were 15 and they been dancing ever since! Nobody puts SILENCE! in the corner! NOBODY!!! (and break) It’s an old skool spektacliar, as Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die hold hands and touch the s...
SILENCE! #190
May 31, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 22.8 MBSICK ANIMALS ARE PEOPLE TOO, SO COME ON LET’S MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE He had tried so hard. He had tried harder than any man had ever tried. All he wanted was to be the best at the thing he had trained for so long to best at. The thing he was born to be really good at. It was the only thing he cared about, his reason for living. It was the only thing anyone cared about. The world expected him to be the best there ever was or ever would be at the thing. The weight of the world pushed dow...
SILENCE! #189
May 24, 2016 00:00 - 57 minutes - 19.9 MBWALKING ON THE SIDEWALK, HOTTER THAN A MATCH-HEAD They took his family…they took his kids… they took his shoes… and his dinner. And they punched his dog. And slapped his goldfish. Then they finally took one thing too far. They took his podcast. Now, this cop-on-the edge, who doesn’t play by the rules, is telling his uptight boss where to get off, and doing things his way. With the help of his two best friends Right Fist and Left Fist, and his two older friend who he has a slightly strained ...
SILENCE! #188
May 18, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 33.6 MBSHAKE IT UP IS ALL THAT WE KNOW, USING BODIES UP AS WE GO Behold!The podcast of TWO WORLDS! Yes tasty little mortals it’s an episode of SILENCE! where our two star-crossed (comics) lovers are separated by the triple threats of time, space and curry! On one world we have Gary Lactus, trapped in a hell of his own making – on another world The Beast Must Die is trapped in a heaven of his own partaking! That’s right, it’s two solo-casts sellotaped together to make one shambling hybrid giant pod...
SILENCE! #187
May 09, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 27.6 MBLET EM KNOW I’M LOOKING FOR A BIG FAT DOPE SACK WITH ENDS TO SPEND Did you know that it’s Free Comic Book Life this life? Well it is: all comics are free in this life – and who’s to say about the next? – thanks to the generosity of Mr Stan Lee, an adorably uncley sort who invented the medium we call comic books and all the superheroes so beloved of your local multiplex. But in a life of free comics, comics unchained and in flight, comics whose parole board hearing finally came through, com...
SILENCE! #186
May 03, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.3 MBGOD SAVE FU-MANCHU, MORIARTY AND DRACULA Hurry hurry can’t stop! Busy busy London! No time for blurb – places to be, people to see GET OUT OF MY WAY! It’s a classic reunion old skool spectacular as those seasoned old pros Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die get it together for a no-guesticode of SILENCE! The comics magazine lifestyle show! Sponsorshadmin (is what the kids are calling it)! Choo got it! There’s some Dunce Tank talk, a prompt for you all to get on the case with the brilliant Sou...
SILENCE! #185
April 28, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 27.8 MBWRAP MY TONGUE ROUND A BUMBLEBEE MOUTH …strange news from a distant star incoming… beaming live transmissions from the satellite heart… set..set the controls for… the blackstar … we are one nation, a nation of millions, one nation under a groove… it takes…millions… of nations… this is major… can you hear me… can you hear me…? What? Who? Why? HOW? It’s only a right rowdy ruddy great episode of SILENCE! But hark? Where is the Space God? While Gary Lactus scrubs his helmet and prepares f...
SILENCE! #184
April 20, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 37.4 MBSOMEBODY SAID TO ME, YOU KNOW THAT I COULD BE IN LOVE WITH ALMOST EVERYONE “What’s the podcast full of chat That’s made for you and me? It’s S-I-L-E-N-C-E! Hey there, Hi there, ho there you’re as welcome as can be It’s S-I-L-E-N-C-E! SIII-I-LENCE! SIII-I-LENCE! Forever hold our graphic novels high, high, high! SII-I-ILEN…” *ca-click* BLAM! Ahhhh. Silence. Why what’s this? Not just one, but TWO special guests on this special guesticode? For sheezy! None other than old skool class...
SILENCE! #183
April 12, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 32.2 MBJANE SUCK DIED IN ’77, I THINK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME I don’t know about you but I’ve had enough of it. Enough I tell you. I won’t stand for it a second more. NOT ONE SECOND. It’s an outrage. AN OUTRAGE. The imposition…the nerve of it. It’s too much. Far too much. Too far. A BRIDGE too far. It’s beyond the pail. I’m disgusted to have even been asked that. DISGUSTED! What was it we were talking about again? Oh that’s right…SILENCE! A brand new podcast slips into the world mewling and in need...
SILENCE! #182.5 Batman Vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice
April 01, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 17.7 MBWhat? What’s all this? Why it’s only The Beast Must Die and Mindless-affiliate Lord Nuneaton Savage discussing the recent film that some of you may have heard of. This was straight from the advance screening, and the boys retreated to the pub to try and recombobulate… It’s 40 mins of unbridled chat about Batman Vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice. There are a few minor spoilers for those who care. Welcome…to SILENCE! EXTRA As Lord Nuneaton himself put it “We sound like victims of head trauma” A...
SILENCE! #182
March 31, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.4 MBMUSIC TO QUIET THE MAN MADE OF METAL AND BRICKS “I say” said Bunty, as she shone her torch at the corpse. Maggots writhed beneath the beam. “What a jolly disgusting mess!” “Yes,” I agreed “utterly rum!” “Nanny must have slipped and fallen down the cellar steps. Look at the strange angle of her head!” Bunty wrinkled her nose in disgust. ” I suppose this rather explains the smell coming through the floorboards”. “Rather!” I trilled. “And I suppose that this means we should call the police ...
SILENCE! #181
March 21, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 36.7 MBAN EVENING OF FUN IN THE METROPOLIS OF YOUR DREAM Ninjas, ninjas, who wants ninjas? I got ninjas mate, ninjas coming out the wazzoo. Ninjas here, ninjas there, farkin’ ninjas everywhere mate. Sick o’ bleedin’ ninjas I am, tryin’ to offload the LOT of ‘em…tell ya what mate, you take this lot off my ‘ands and I’ll chuck in this lovely watch. Solid adamantium that is mate, worth a flippin’ bomb. Tough as you like that is… GETCHER NINJAS ‘ERE! Welcome Dear Listeners, to the internet’s most c...