SILENCE!
186 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 33 ratingsCosmic comic book discussion and songs from Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die of Mindlessones.com
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SILENCE! #259
December 10, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBComics? Do they still make those? Why?! Can a comic get you from A to B without having to rub up against the scum on public transport? Can a comic beep increasingly faster as you reverse towards a stationary object? Can a comic cruise down the open road as you listen to some quality tunes (or Magic FM, what’s the difference?)? Can you make love to a beautiful/willing woman in the backseat of a comic? Tell you what, if you can convince me that a comic will somehow get all the bloody cyclists ...
SILENCE! #258
November 15, 2018 20:49 - 1 hour - 29.5 MBI’VE BECOME A GIANT, I FILL EVERY STREET y’know yer my besssht pal, y’know? I love you mate, I rilly rilly…love you. Yer a real pal. Besht mates. Thass what we are. Besh..besht. I know, I know I’ve had few…a few beersh but..iss still true, yknow? Me ‘n’ you…we’ve bin through a lot y’know? But we’re shtill..besht…besht,.. *HWWWRRARRRRRAAAAAALLLPPH* Ohhh…ohh. shorry man….shorry about yer…yer shoes… So whaddya shay pal? Can you help out an old out-of-work…hic…blurb writer? It’s a brand sp...
SILENCE! #257
October 30, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 36.3 MBTHIS SKILLED TRADE LIKE A TAILOR-MADE SUEDE, HIT THE STUDIO AND I’M PAID Is there anybody there…? If you’re there, speak now. Or…let us know you can hear us. Just a sound. Any sound. To let us know. There are loved ones here who want to speak to you… THERE! DID YOU HEAR THAT? Words! Words, coming through the ether…forming…what is it that you are trying to tell us..? Wait. I don’t understand…Item? Are yo trying to say item..? Welcome to the latest, greatest, invite you out on a datest...
SILENCE! #256
October 11, 2018 00:00 - 2 hours - 43.7 MBYOU’RE GONNA BE REMEMBERED FOR THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY AND DO If you only knew the existential dread with which I approach the writing of these blurbs. The loaded Colt 45 is sat on the table in front of me. Could this be the week? Come on. It’s easy. Just … just write something witty. Or pithy. Or surreal. Cold, dead lump of metal in my hand. It’s easy. Just write it. Find that concept. Something to hang your hat on. Something. Just. Write. Squeezing the trigger now. Just that sprung lever ...
SILENCE! #255
September 14, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 38.2 MBWANTED: One blurb, fully composed, grammatically perfect. Essential: Pithy, original tone, mentions of Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die, SILENCE!, the Reviewniverse, admin and comics. Desirable: Arch, conceptual structure, subversive punchline, Swiftian satire, gentle ribbing of beloved genre tropes. (Please include mention of the following in your blurb: Thought Bubble 2018, Silence To Astonish Live, Crowded, Aliens: Labyrinth, West Coast Avengers, Tale of One Bad Rat, Tangent Comics: T...
SILENCE! #254
August 14, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.3 MBJONATHAN IT’S LATE. DON’T YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD GO? Hello…? Is there anyone receiving this signal? We seem to have become unshackled from time and space…we no longer no where we are, where we should be or where we are. We are unmoored, adrift. Time looks like an inside out rubiks cube. I can see your beginning and my end, and they are. The. Same. Thing. Help us. Something has happened. We’re sending this….this podcast out there into the no-space to try and cast an anchor on a point in...
SILENCE! #253
June 26, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 34.1 MBAh, podcasting. The oldest profession. Since the dawn of time began throughout history it has been podcasters who have kept us warm and fed our children. In some ancient cultures podcasters were revered, even worshipped as living gods. Of course today the podcaster occupies the lowest tier of respectability alongside estate agents, prostitutes and Piers Morgan but where would we be without them? Surely dead. This issue Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die manage to fit in some time for y...
SILENCE! #252
June 13, 2018 15:19 - 1 hour - 34.8 MBCOMPETITION TIME!!! The first person to listen to this podcast, write a full blurb and show notes and send them to silencepodcast at gmail dot com will win FIVE GREAT BRITISH POUNDS in their paypal account. EDIT! We have a winner! Thanks, Glenn Jacobs! I don’t really know how to write a blurb in the inimitable SILENCE! house style so I’m going to forfeit my cash prize and just submit you some show notes instead. Hope these help. cheerio-bye. 9 00 The Prisoner by writer Peter Milligan and...
SILENCE! #251
May 14, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MBTHE FLOOR’S AN OCEAN AND THIS WAVE IS BREAKING This podcast was completed three days ago and do you know what held it up? Writing this bloody blurb! Please submit your blurbs for future use via email so this sort of thing need never happen again. It looks like SILENCE!#250 ushered in a bold new age for the pod pals as they once again piece together an episode at free moments in their very busy, extremely important lives. There was chat about The Fourth Of May With You, the burgeoning Evil ...
SILENCE! #250
April 25, 2018 00:00 - 2 hours - 50.9 MBYOU KNOW THEY DON’T GIVE A F*CK ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE Well, it’s a right ruddy great anniversary for the SILENCE! boys innit? 250 years of podcasting! Not only that but they invented podcasting. And the internet – they invented that too. Did I mention listening? Yeah, they invented that. Invented the bloody lot they did. 250 years ago. So why not join those two gentlemen, hellbent for leisure, Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die as they invite you into the inner sanctum for some verite, fly-on-...
SILENCE! #249
March 27, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBHi there, this is Callum, I’m the new intern here at SILENCE! My first real task is to write a blurb for Gary and The Beast. I’ll try to do as good a job as I can because I love SILENCE! and the Mr. Die and Mr. Lactus have promised me a well paid job if I perform well. They’re great guys and are always joshing and laughing. They laughed loads when they told me about all the money I’ll be making here at SILENCE! after my 4 year apprenticeship comes to an end. So first we start with a song lyr...
SILENCE! #248
March 13, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBTHAT WAS PATROL, THIS IS THE WAR Listen, can you do me a favour? It would really help me out if you just imagined that there’s a really good blurb here. Something wry, funny and a bit surreal. Something to cause a smile to flicker across those cherry lips of yours? Becuase frankly I just don’t have the time today to put the necessary graft in. So it would really help me out if you could just cut me some slack this once, and just scrunch your eyes closed and just…imagine. Imagine that this i...
SILENCE! #247
February 28, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.9 MBAND I STILL LOVE THE GIRL FROM BENNINGTON This is it. We’ve worked for so many years to get to this. Years squirrelled away in the lab. Years banging our heads against a brick wall. Years when it all seemed so bleak..so utterly pointless. Great minds came and great minds went. Some cracked and crumbled under the awful weight of it all. I saw at least one certified genius snap and run screaming from the insurmountable, impassive wall of the task at hand. But yet still. Here we are. We brave ...
SILENCE! #246
February 12, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 39.1 MBI’M GONNA MAKE YOU SICK. I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SICK OF ME. THEN I’M GONNA GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE The year is 2099. Jokesss! It’s 2 0 1 8 and we are 10 tears old, or maybe just six tears, the way man counts these things It doesn’t matter. Here we fester yet. Dry your eyes because it’s SILENCE! #246 missus and Beast is having a break to look after the Mini-Beast or whatever so this week it’s a bobsy week where he and Gary get well comfy and COCKS OUT in the cosmic cupboard. Clever blurb? Do one...
SILENCE! #245
January 31, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.3 MBNICHOLAS KNICKERLESS IN A NICKEL NECKLACE ON A RHINOSOROUSOUS The year is 2099. Blurbs have been outlawed by the totalitarian US government. Luckily we’re not in America so it’s fine. Welcome to another sodding episode of SILENCE! your heroes Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die are here with their unique brand of jealousy inducing chat from their aspirational lives. After we celebrate The Beast Must Die’s Birthday they discuss anxiety dreams which look like they might be coming true. The...
SILENCE! #244
January 16, 2018 09:12 - 1 hour - 37.6 MBBUT DON’T DESPAIR, THIS DAY WILL BE THEIR DAMNEDEST DAY Nah, nah. Nope. Nu-uh. No way. Noooooooo sirreeeee. Nup. No-ew. Nein, Not in the slightest. No thanks. Nup. Not feeling this blurb today. No. It’s a magical week boys and girls! A special week. A SILENCE! week! And Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die are here to build a city of comics for you to all live in. Look I’m not even going to mess around – this is some seriously digressive ish. I mean…do these boys really think that this is...
SILENCE! #243
January 04, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 24.8 MBBY THE TIME WE GOT TO OSLO, THE SNOW WAS GONE My New Year’s Resolution: 1) Write better blurbs Ok…let’s… Ok. No wait. Here we go…no. Wait. I GOT IT! It’s… No hold on. Ummm. Ok. Scrap that. Can I make a different resolution. My New Year’s Resolution (Take 2): 1) Quit this blurb-writing gig and get a real job. It’s a new day, it’s a new year, it’s a new life…and I’m feeling POD! It’s the first SILENCE! Of 2018 and it arrives wearing a top hat, spats and little else! Gary Lactus and The...
SILENCE! #242
December 13, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBIF THERE’S A HELL BELOW, WE’RE ALL GONNA GO Whaddya looking at? What?? You write a blurb, I’m busy. I’ll blurb you mate. Go blurb yourself. What? What did you say? HOW DARE YOU! You can take your blurb and shove it right up your {REDACTED} “Okay bud, I think it’s probably time you clocked off. You been working this blurb shift for 36 hours solid. You put your time in. You’ve done us proud. But it’s time to go home bud.” No dammnit! No! I’ll get this blurb done if it’s the…just..just stop a...
SILENCE! #241
November 22, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.7 MBI HEAR WE HAD A GOOD TIME, I HEAR I WAS A RIOT. I WOULD’VE LIKED ME A LOT LAST NIGHT Forty years I been a blurb-writer y’know? My father before me was a blurb-writer and his father before him. And he started the blurb-writers union and all – every blurb-writer worth their salt still talks in hush tones about the blurb riots of 1933. Wouldn’t have the rights we do today without my grandfather and his mates. It’s in the blood is what I’m saying. If you cut me, do I not blurb. Heh. But it’s a ...
SILENCE! #240
November 16, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.7 MBPUT YOUR HAND IN A PARTY WAVE, PASS AROUND 010110010010001000011000100010000100010000001001010100010 1011110010010010010101000100010101010101000111101010101010010 10010100100100100101000101010001010100011100100010100010100 1010100101001010011001010010100101011101010101010010000101010 (That’s computer-speak for ‘write your own blurb jerkbag’) It’s a big dollop of SILENCE! right up in your mush. So get used to that. Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die bringing it in the only way they know h...
SILENCE! =239
November 03, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 28.2 MBWE’RE SORRY TO INFORM YOU, TONY ORLANDO HAS BEEN POSTPONED HHKHRrrrhhhHtttchhhhh…HHHHWWWWRAAALLLPPPSSH *kaff* Sorry. Had to clear that hairball. That’ll teach me to lick Lockjaw’s blanket. Hoo-hah! It’s only anuvver faakin’ SILENCE! innit bruv? With those two town gadaboouts Gary Lactus and the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed Beast Must Die! Double barrelled. You are the quarry. Admin, admin, ‘oo wants admin? Featuring Dadmin, and Paul Reiser’s autobiography? Tales of Halloween, with The Beast...
SILENCE! #238
October 25, 2017 00:00 - 2 hours - 54.2 MBHey Kids - Stop snogging and listen to me! Silence is back! And it's smaller, longer and more claustrophobic than ever before! Welcome to The Temple of Lactus where the atoms of reality are comics and batman really is the god of my two fathers. Cursing silver, Das Biest Muss Sterben drags his bloody pelt through the wilds of the black forest gateau and has NO TIME FOR PODCASTING, LOSERS. This means: homely, hirsute but dutiful farmer's daughter Bobsy is kidnapped from his cosy homestead a...
SILENCE! #237
October 08, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 35.5 MBMELON-RISING CALIFORNIA SUN, DRIFTING IN A DAY NOT YET BEGUN SORRY! SO SORRY! We’ve neglected you dear listenoids, with our foolish ‘responsibilities’ to our families. Can you forgive us? Would you? Could you? Would you, could you, in a pod. Would you could you with a Furry Man and a Space God? Well, we’re back in some fashion with the latest SILENCE! Your tired old pals Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die return to the heartland to bring you their frazzled recollections of Thought Bubble 201...
SILENCE! #236
August 31, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 36.4 MBMY NAME IS CHIP AND I’M DIFFERENT Bit of a change of pace here dear listenoids. While Gary Lactus tutors Little Barry Lactus in the ways of cosmic righteousness, The Beast takes a solo sojourn into the 4-colour wastelands outside your window, till he finds himself knee deep in the comics slurry. There he encounters none other than Tom Oldham, of Breakdown Press and Gosh Comics. The two proceed to have a nice long chat about the origins of Breakdown Press, and their newest release, the long...
SILENCE! #235
August 21, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 36.2 MBJUST ONE TIME I’D LIKE TO SEE EVERYONE SMILE, I GUESS IT WON’T HAPPEN, NOT FOR A WHILE Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…you realised that you’d only just finished eating quite a stodgy lunch and if you went for a swim there’d be a good chance that you’d get a jolly nasty stitch. At best you’d have a very uncomfortable swim, at worst things could get dicey. Oh and there’s a f*ck off great big shark in there with a grudge. Might want to give that one a swerve. Yo...
SILENCE! #234
August 08, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 32.2 MBMY NAME IS IVOR, I’M AN ENGINE DRIVER Comics? Comics? We don’t need those stinking comics! They’re back, and they just can’t stop telling people that they’re in LOVE! It’s Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die return from the bearhunt, ripped, randy and raring to podcast. Are you ready for SILENCE!?? Look, I’m not going to waste your time – this is easily the most discursive, digressive, rambly episode in a long while as the boys seem determined to avoid talking about comics. Along the way...
SILENCE! #233
July 18, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 25.5 MBWE’RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT Hadrian-like, The Beast returns erecting a psychic wall between the listeners and their memories of the recent Scottish invasion. That’s right, it’s a ’Classic’ SILENCE! with those stodgy old pros Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die. Fake pleasantries, artfully inserted Sponsorship and a bit more discussion about Small Press Day 2017. A ‘classic’ meat and potatoes intro. A bit of proper Sadmin as The Beast eulogises recently departed horror auteur George A Rom...
SILENCE! #232
July 14, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 34 MB“SOME LIKE IT SCOTT!” With The Family Beast still busy chewing on cigars with the big boys of Amazon “Optimus” Prime, mere minutes away from negotiating a deal that will see them broadcast into living rooms and pockets across the world, Gary Lactus is forced to do the one thing he didn’t want to do…. negotiate with the Skype-inept monsters of Mindless North for a second episode running. Despite the usual technical problems that occur when North and South try to get together – blame Nicola ...
SILENCE! #231
June 27, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 32.3 MB“THE BEAST MUST OCH AYE MAIR LIKE IT!” With The Family Beast busy pitching a Netflix series to cash in on the ecstatic reactions to Mini-Beast’s debut vocal track, and Illogical Volume hunched over an inter-dimensional toilet seat with time to kill, today is the day where we get to find out whether SILENCE! can survive a sudden influx of vile Northern nationalism! It’s also the day where Illogical Volume gets himself banned from the nationalist dance party and for Dundee for mistakenly sa...
SILENCE! #230
June 23, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.5 MBI AM ALWAYS HIGH, I AM ALWAYS LOW, THERE IS ALWAYS CHANGE ‘Oo told you to come and see me then? Eric the Mouth was it? Bloody chancer that Eric, always sendin’ hopeless my cases my way. Finkin’ I got the time to sort out every knoc-kneed tosspot ‘oo comes blinkin’ into my lock up. Oh yeah, course I got a lot of quality gear in this place, all sorts. Got everything you might want actually. Course there’s a price though in there? What kind of businessman would I be if I din’t ask for a prope...
SILENCE! #229
June 13, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 25.7 MBGUEST BLURB WRITTEN BY OUR FRENCH EXCHANGE STUDENT My name is Gary. I am twelve years old. I live in Brighton. I have two cats. I like pop music but I love rock music. I live in a house. I hate classical music. At the weekend I play table football with my friend Jean Pierre. I enjoy swimming in the swimming pool. In my bedroom I have posters of pop musicians. I like reading comics. SILENCE! #228 is a right old state on a plate, mate as Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die reconvene with repo...
SILENCE! #228
May 29, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 32.3 MBI DREAMED A DREAM OF TIMES GONE BY Welcome back to the SILENCE! Got Talent semi final. Here’s a reminder of the acts you’re voting for tonight: To vote for Lenny Menus and his mind reading dinners phone 0345791 Or for Jurgen Klart and his turd flinging chimps ring 0345792 To see the big, ugly one who’s alright at singing go through to the final call 0345793 If you want abattoir worker Cherry Bristols and her speed slaughtering act perform for The Queen text 0345794 It’s Maid Of Nails joini...
SILENCE! #227
May 26, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 25.9 MBYOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME, HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND At the end of the day, when the lonely trumpet sounds its mournful note, and you’re finally called to account for yourself; when you’re making the case that yes, damnnit, yes I did deserve to be here; that all the mindless consumption and waste, the hours spent idling, all the petty thoughts, insecurities and jealousies, all of it could be justified because didn’t we just create the greatest, the finest, the absolute zenith of podcasts? Di...
SILENCE! #226 LIVE IN THAT LONDON!
May 18, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 35.9 MB***Visit this post on Mindlessones.com for pictures and links pertaining to the stuff talked about in this podcast.*** NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, NO NOT ME Well, this was a lot of fun. On May 11th 2017, Gary Lactus, The Beast Must Die and Lord Nuneaton Savage sat atop the Bishop’s Finger with a the finest fellows a bunch of pod bods could ever hope for. Small Press was the theme of the evening but first we started off with Tam Laniado leading a tribute to the recently rest-in-peaced Leo ...
SILENCE! #225
May 17, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 32.7 MBTHE MASTER HEALED MY WOUNDS… AND SHOWERED ME WITH FOOD DID YOU KNOW there’s a word in German for the weight gained whilst overeating because of emotional distress? Amazing! DID YOU KNOW there’s a German word for the witty come backs you think of later? Yeah, it’s true! DID YOU KNOW the Germans have a word to describe the a longing for far off places? Our German cousins, eh? DID YOU KNOW that in Germany they have a word for the conversations English speakers have about how Germans have words...
SILENCE! #224
May 08, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 35 MBNO TRESPASS BY ORDER, BY DRUNKEN DISORDER MORE LIKELY OLD PRICK When you dine at the devil’s table you better make sure you bring your own cutlery. Also bring your own napkin. Some sort of hand santitizer wouldn’t go amiss either. Basically, everyone knows the Devil’s a bit of a prick so take precautions. This should all really go without saying. The real question is why are you dining at the Devil’s table in the first place? Obviously you’re better off not dining at the Devil’s table. Tell...
SILENCE! #223
May 05, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 27.3 MBTHERE'S A MESSAGE TO YOUR MOVEMENTS THAT REALLY GETS MY GOAT Look, don't stare at me like that. I don't have a blurb for you ok? I mean it, stop making those sad eyes at me! I ran out of blurbs ages ago and I'm sure as sugar not going to just rustle up something right here and now! I'm not some johnny-come-blurbly! If I choose to do another blurb it'll be on my terms. I will not be strong-armed or emotionally blackmailed. My blurb, my rules! The ol' classic team, back in the game, two for...
SILENCE! #222
April 26, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 31.7 MBThere’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Listener, Dear Listener, There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Listener, a hole. Then mend it, dear Gary, dear Gary, dear Gary, Then mend it, dear Gary, dear Gary, mend it. With what shall I mend it, Dear Listener, Dear Listener? With what shall I mend it, Dear Listener, with what? With THE BEAST MUST DIE! you prick! ITEM SILENCE! LIVE! is happening again. Thursday May 11th from 7pm ish at the Bishop’s Finger 9-10 W Smithfield, London EC1A 9JR ITEM Comic Po...
SILENCE! #221
April 11, 2017 00:00 - 2 hours - 43.6 MBDon’t call it a comeback! We been here for years (and years and years and years and) ITEM Gary Lactus and Bobsy enjoy a return visit from The Beast Must Die. ITEM Everyone really enjoys some more of Gary’s brilliant Slash Fiction, there’s some chat about the Thor: Ragnarok trailer, and The Beast tells us about Doomed! The Untold Story of Roger Corman’s The Fantastic Four. ITEM It’s time to hold hands as these noble heroes sing you into The Reviewniverse and a great big long bit of talking a...
SILENCE! #220
April 03, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.7 MBSILENCE! Man’s oldest friend. Since time immemorial began throughout history it has been SILENCE! which has fed our children, built our houses, lit our fires and shoed our horses. Welcome to what is probably the single most essential issue of SILENCE! ever. Gary Lactus and Bobsy talk a load of balls, discuss SILENCE! LIVE #2 (to be held May 11th at the same place as last time, tell us in the comments if you’re up for it) and create some Slash Fiction///./../../..>>>>>##””’][=-` ';#.,/=-p][p...
SILENCE! #219
March 28, 2017 00:00 - 2 hours - 52.7 MBWHAT WHAT, MY POP ROCKS! Gary Lactus hosts an epic mash up lash up* starring hard boiled gritty pre-Giuliani New York cop just two weeks away from retirement, Johnathan Dick and a hypnotic robotic Spare 5 who returns like the monster from an ever diminishing horror franchise! Better than that though is the explosive entrance of crime fighting duo The Beast Must Die and Mini-Beast, ready to deliver a 200+ megaton purple nurple right on the left boob of the London Underworld! Wanna know what w...
SILENCE! #218
March 20, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBHis time has come! A fury of man and metal known to mortals as Spare 5 joins the Reviewninuats Bobsy and Gary Van Lactus for more of the old usual (sid james wink and a sid james cackle) comic reviews and ‘e ain’t even jolly well red em! Don’t matter though does it listener? Strap on dear listeners as CIA batman, Amazing Spiderman, USAVENGA Boys, sorry USAvengers, Coady and the Creepies, Daredevil, All-Star Batman, Wildstorm, American Gods, Poe Dameron, Casanova, Head Lopper and God Country ...
SILENCE! #217
March 13, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 33.1 MBGary Lactus and Maid Of Nails did a podcast and it was called SILENCE! and they talked about presents for babies and the film called Logan and the telly show called Legion and then they went to a place called the Reviewniverse and then they talked about comics called Man Thing, Got Your Nose, Horrible Folk, Grass Kings, Kingpin, Mother Panic, Super Friends, The Wicked and the Divine, 2000AD, Squirrel Girl and Motor Crush then they went away from the Reviewniverse because they wanted their di...
SILENCE! #216
March 06, 2017 00:00 - 2 hours - 48.3 MBWith my left hand free and I’m on TV (Getting the lyrics wrong makes Junior very cross) What would you do with a squillion dollars? Imagine a bath full of Kryptonian Shagg Juice. Drifting Gotham’s corners in the ride Batman turned down becaude the mileage was bad. Wearing a power ring jot because you have great willpower, but because you have great ca$h and that’s a lot more cool. THESE are the questions asked towards the end of this you-might-just-die epicisode of Silence #216 I honestly...
SILENCE! #215
February 28, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 35.9 MBSilence children, silence. I hear a whisper 'pon the leaves and a mist has descended. WHO COMES TO TROUBLE OUR CAMPFIRE?! Why, 'tis Mister Merry and his sack full of pranks! Open your sack Mister Merry, let us all benefit from its bounty! But what is this!? Little crippled Froomashoom, you shall have your comics wish! It is a bumper to bumper edition of SILENCE! Now we shall truly make merry! That's right, Gorbarek the weepy, this sack contains all the four colour nourishment you will eve...
SILENCE! #214
February 21, 2017 00:00 - 2 hours - 43.5 MBITEM TFW you beam down from thespaceship (in space) feeling real, real good! If you knew the things I knew, dear participant… ITEM Iiiiiiiit’s a bobsy week on Silence #214 but don’t worry it’s still quite good, he wrote, a little drunk and quite pass-agg. ITEM The lads Gary and Batlow piss about for a bit before they enter the reviewniverse (where conditions are ferocious), and in the process cover the all-important Sponsorshibboleths, the Lego Batman movie, #dredducation and a perhaps too ...
SILENCE! #213
February 14, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 34.2 MBI LOVE YOU BUT YOU’RE SO PARTICULARLY BORING ITEM SILENCE! #213 is on your doorstep with a dozen roses. But how does it know where you live?! ITEM When comics podcasts are outlawed, only outlaws will have comics podcasts. Your outlaws this week are Gary Lactus, Lord Nuneaton Savage and Maid Of Nails ITEM Maid of Nails stops by with a Very Special Report on 2000AD’s 40th birthday celebrations and what renowned comics creators get up to when they’re drunk. ITEM In the Reviewniverse we find...
SILENCE! #212
February 06, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 37.2 MBMomma I’m A Mi$$ionaire! ITEM Ask yourself: what would you do with a handful of free superhero comics every week? Only then may ye judge. ITEM Yosephine! With the relentless urge to oblivion of a certain popular zombie franchise lurches Silence! 212. All things are hell but the lads are having a cracking time of it, to be honest ITEM The cosmically contentious Space Gaz and nuclear terror bobsy take a few potshots at some old enemies thereby solving all the world’s problems – you’re welco...
SILENCE! #211
January 31, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.2 MBITEM HEY BOY MAN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’VE DRAGGED YOUR WAY HERE FROM UNDER SIX FEET OF SHIT, GET THAT STENCH OUT OF MY ATRIUM AND WIPE YOUR NINNY FEET ON THE BEAR’S HEAD ITEM WHAT’S THAT MILKY BOY KID? TIRED OF MUMMY’S GREENS? WANT TO GO WHERE THE REAL CHAT IS FOUND? THE HARD CHAT? THE GREASY CHAT? THE COMICS CHAT?SILENCE, YOU FUCKING MUDDLE, SILEEEENCE!!! ITEM OH THAT’S NEW, OH THAT’S SPECIAL, SILENCE! SIX BILLION, YOU WANT A CUNTING MEDAL OR THE CHEST TO PIN IT ON, CHICKEN LEGS? ITEM WHAT ...
SILENCE! #210
January 23, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 34 MBWe like the winter it brings us closer together ITEM Its chilly out here, the lonely unknown beeps moaning from the metal leviathans moored in the space harbour. The space fog hugs the floor, and the space train is minutes off yet. You write a podcast blurb. ITEM Hello! Welcome to Silence a million. It might be the most important Silence yet: ITEM The Beast Must Die is a-way, doing … not very much at all, at all. You’ll soon see. So in his place moody young Bobsy joins Gary up there on th...