Sexy Unique Podcast
989 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2.9K ratingsA podcast for geniuses, hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell.
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Pumpheads Ep. 33 - LIVE at Sleeping Village (Vanderpump Rules S10 E19)
June 20, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MBLara and Carey take the stage for their two night run at Sleeping Village in Chi-town. They discuss Orca's plans to destroy the human race, before diving into Vanderpump Rules Season 10: Secrets Revealed. Sandoval takes Ariana for a sweaty skate date off of Sunset Blvd., Schwartz weeps while Gordo imagines the bright future ahead, Raquel continues to amaze and the audience Trades Me, once again. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit SEXYUNIQUEPODCAST.COM for more info. (LOW...
LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter - An Audience Trades Me (Vanderpump Rules S9 E3)
June 16, 2023 17:14 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBLara and Carey are LIVE on their home turf, back at Los Angeles's storied Dynasty Typewriter. They talk Kelly Killoren Bensimon's confounding weight loss exclusive with the Daily Mail, and get right into a Scandoval Retrospective, focusing on the Vegas Girls' Trip, where Raquel's harrowing leftovers session and panic attack in the car feel more connected to her affair than previously thought. Then, a recap of the infamous Season 9 "Welcome to Rachella" episode sends the audience into a tizzy...
PATREON TEASER: Eat, Pray, Shark Attack
June 14, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MBCarey and Lara recap Carey's Bachelorette party, and discuss the hetero-wedding industrial complex, cruel grandmothers, Natalie Wood's mysterious death, the latest attack in the Great Marine Life Uprising of 2023, and unwell Goodreads commenters. Plus, the two talk episode two of The Idol, and the weird anti-sex appeal of The Weeknd. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit SEXYUNIQUEPODCAST.COM for more info. (TICKETS TO LA ON 6./14 and CHCAGO 6/15) (LOW TICKET WARNING NYC 6/...
Pumpheads Ep. 32 - Raquel, Interrupted (Vanderpump Rules S10 E18)
June 09, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 90 MBOn a DOOZY of an episode, Lara and Carey get right into dissecting the final part of the now-legendary VPR Season 10 reunion. With Scheana banished to a trailer, Raquel makes her entrance, facing the ire of Ariana and the rest of the crew, and (barely) answering all of Andy's burning questions, including whether or not the lightning bolt necklace means what we think it means. Lala addresses her own mistress label, Schwartz fugues, James continues to interrupt, and Sandoval slinks further and...
PATREON TEASER: The Curious Case of Samantha Jones
June 07, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.62 MBLara and Carey discuss the recent terrorism in Carey's Instagram comments, the true villains in The Curious of Natalia Grace, the cruise ship to catamaran misinformation pipeline, Kim Cattrall's ODD, and more. Plus, a Reader Mail sends Larz and Carz into battle mode. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit SEXYUNIQUEPODCAST.COM for more info. (LOW TICKET WARNING ON LA AND CHICAGO SHOWS!) Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes b...
Pumpheads Ep. 31 - Do You Hear the SURvers Sing? (Vanderpump Rules S10 E17)
June 02, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBCarey and Lara talk Corporate Pride, and praise the recent LGBTQ miracle that Kim Cattrall WILL be returning as Samantha Jones in Season 2 of And Just Like That... Then, the two get into the second part of the explosive Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion. Lala spills the tea on the Randall Emmett scandal, which she thankfully pulled herself out of, and Schwartz and Katie discuss their dinner for two from Hell in Mexico. Ally makes a cameo, and Sandoval faces the firing squad again, this time...
PATREON TEASER: The Buffalo Cauliflower Birthday Coup
May 31, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2 MBLara breaks down her birthday blowout at TomTom this past weekend, spilling details on the power gays in attendance, and the earth-shattering Tilapio Schwartz cameo. Carey recaps the new 'Bama Rush' documentary, and a new Reader Mail gives an academic take on the international health crisis of Facebook Group Psychosis. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit SEXYUNIQUEPODCAST.COM for more info. (LOW TICKET WARNING ON CHICAGO NIGHT #1 & NEW YORK CITY SHOWS!) Listen to this ep...
Pumpheads Ep. 30 - Sandoval vs. The World (Vanderpump Rules S10 E16)
May 25, 2023 22:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBPart One of the VPR Season 10 reunion is finally upon us, and Lara and Carey get right into it. From Andy's one-on-one sit downs with Ariana, Sandoval, and Mizz Leviss, to the immediate fire squad-ing of Mr. Sandy from the rest of the cast (minus Schwartz), the gloves are off, and it's so ugly, but so so beautiful. Lisa's loyalties to the Toms are questioned, and Sandoval's meek apologies are drowned out by the Greek chorus of James and Lala. Schwartz tries his best to undermine Katie "Trade...
PATREON TEASER: Cyberbully Me by My Name
May 24, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.3 MBLara and Carey discuss how this new season of Selling Sunset truly cracked the reality TV splendor code, orca whales organizing to sink ships out of revenge, and recount the horror of early 2000s cyberbullying. Plus, Reader Mail with a heartwarming Daddy Bezos anecdote. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit SEXYUNIQUEPODCAST.COM for more info. (LOW TICKET WARNING ON THE NEW YORK CITY SHOW!) Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episo...
Pumpheads Ep. 29 - The Way We SUR (Vanderpump Rules S10 E15)
May 18, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBWE HAVE ARRIVED! The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here. Lara and Carey sit down for a SUP after-hours recording for the shunking, herstoric Scandoval finale of VPR season 10. From the details of Sandoval and Raquel's bone-chilling, fuckfest, to Scheana shoving Raquel into a wall in New York City, to Ariana's Emmy-worthy monologue, to Tom's jaundice self-tanner, to Schwartz waxing poetic like a country singer... the affair that rocked our weary nation more than lives up to th...
PATREON TEASER: Offshore Accounts Don't Lie
May 17, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBLara and Carey discuss the spiritual guru industry, Esther Hicks's shuncking audiobook, and channeling questionable accent work. Plus, Shakira and Tom Cruise's alleged "hang," and Shak's bonechilling tax evasion and possible stint in the slammer. Then, an iconic reader mail featuring Dead and Company and Bald Daddy Bezos. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit SEXYUNIQUEPODCAST.COM for more info. (LOW TICKET WARNING ON THE NEW YORK CITY SHOW!) Listen to the full episode ad-...
Pumpheads Ep. 28 - Trade Me: Activated (Vanderpump Rules S10 E14)
May 12, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 79 MBLara and Carey get right to the nitty gritty with a LIVE reaction to the highly anticipated Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer before diving into a recap of Season 10 Ep 14. Katie and Ariana gear up for a preview of their feminist sandwich joint, and the Toms continue to not slay in life, while also planting more seeds of trouble in Sandoval and Ariana's relationship. James prepares for his big EDM fest debut, and Katie's mom Teri comes into the fold once again, swinging. Then, at th...
PATREON TEASER: The Dishonorable Mizz Holmes
May 10, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.3 MBLara and Carey are back to recording IRL, post-Carey's COVID affliction. The two discuss the second week of the WGA Strike, and the struggles of being a capital C creative in 2023. They also recap the polarizing NYTimes profile of Elizabeth Holmes, who now goes by "Liz," as she gears up for her 11 year prison stint. Plus, reader mail, including a harrowing encounter with Tom Sandoval at a bracelet making class, and insider tea about AI. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit...
Pumpheads Ep. 27 - Bucket Hat Depression (Vanderpump Rules S10 E13)
May 05, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBCarey and Lara discuss Carey's current bout of Novel Coronavirus, picketing for the WGA strike, and Jury Duty. Back in the VPR multiverse, half the gang heads to a gay-run desert ranch to glamp for Raquel's birthday, complete with yurts, Ariana's depression, vintage Gucci sunglasses, and Tom Sandoval's manic lovestruck attitude. Lala deduces that Sandy has a thing for Raquel, and Kristina Kelly's Heartsprings party at TomTom sees Ariana confronting the swirling rumors around her man and Ms. ...
PATREON TEASER: Queen Bee Tingz
May 03, 2023 07:05 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBCarey and Lara discuss Lara's Ojai adventure, the looming Writers' Strike, bowing down to A.I., and Lara's diving headfirst into the gorgeous and terrifying world of bees. Plus, Reader Mail, including a clandestine rendezvous with a hometown sweetheart, and a run-in with FLOTUS Jill Biden serving c*nt at a barre class. TICKETS TO THE SUP SUMMER 2023 TOUR ON SALE NOW! Visit SUP's brand new WEBSITE for more info. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + vid...
Pumpheads Ep. 26 - Chaos at the Beach (Vanderpump Rules S10 E12)
April 28, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.3 MBLara and Carey discuss seeing LA through springtime lenses, Lara coming around on AMC Theaters, spiritual conduit Esther Hicks's hold on TikTok, and Facetiming with A.I. Back on VPR, Raquel and Sandoval's Abbey grind sesh continues to send waves through the group, with some questioning if Tom and Ariana have an open relationship. Sandoval starts laying the foundation for Operation Paint Ariana In A Bad Light then gets his sperm checked. James gets the DJ gig of a lifetime, and corrals the gr...
PATREON TEASER: Oh, Yeah! Show Me That Big Roth IRA
April 26, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.1 MBCarey and Lara discuss Carey's 34th birthday weekend, the mid-30s to old pipeline, How To Blow Up A Pipeline, the continued sticky truth about AMC theaters, Alexander Skarsgård's eternal hotness. Plus, Reader Mail, including a truly informative tight ten on finances and Roth IRAs by Lara, and a haunting tale of good dick psychosis. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length vide...
Pumpheads Ep. 25 - Vanderpump's Crucible (Vanderpump Rules S10 E11)
April 21, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBLara and Carey get right into this week's harrowing Vanderpump Rules: the gang has returned from Scheana and Brock's Cancun wedding extravaganza, and Los Angeles just doesn't seem the same... Charli tries to open Raquel's eyes to her questionable behavior, and Katie (thankfully) cold shoulders Schwartz into an emotional spiral. The Toms continue their campaign to open Schwartz & Sandy's prematurely, LVP's prized tiny pony heads to that glistening pasture in the sky, Sandoval and Ariana talk ...
PATREON TEASER: Dispatches From The Asylum
April 19, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 1.96 MBLara and Carey lament Carey's struggles with technology as they pod from Oklahoma and LA, respectively. Carey recaps the harrowing new Brooke Shields documentary, the two discuss their big Friday night at TomTom (complete with EXCLUSIVE Scandoval tea) and the Big Hollywood Problem. Plus, Lara discusses her fear and respect of teens running amok. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get fu...
Pumpheads Ep. 24 - Bad Female Friends (Vanderpump Rules S10 E10)
April 14, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBPrior to discussing Tom Sandoval's shockingly random tell-all interview with Howie Mandel (?!), Carey and Lara's friendship is nearly shattered by the mention of "Senator Hair." Meanwhile, on Vanderpump Rules: Scheana's Wedding Jubilee continues, as Schwartz and Raquel's fish-lipped make out sends ripples through the friend group. Katie stews in hatred for her flop ex, with scowls and support from her "BFF" Kristina Kelly, and Lisa confronts Greg about Schwartz and Sandy's opening date. Sche...
PATREON TEASER: The Oleato Diaries
April 12, 2023 07:00 - 2 minutes - 2.67 MBThe time has come for Lara and Carey to taste-test Starbucks's confounding new olive oil-infused "Oleato" coffee, and the experience is nothing short of harrowing (and rumbly). They also discuss John Wick 4, the financial mysteries of the VPR crew, and the Dalai Lama's questionable public display of tongue. Plus, new Reader Mail, including a voice note lamenting a malapropism epidemic. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the ...
Pumpheads Ep. 23 - The Terrible Tale of Tilapio Schwartz (Vanderpump Rules S10 E9)
April 07, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBLara and Carey discuss Jen Shah's new play she's writing and directing in prison, unexpected texts from ex-drug dealers, and a possible serial killer in Austin, TX. Back at Scheana and Brock's wedding weekend in Mexico, the girls and guys split off for bachelorette and bachelor parties, Katie and Schwartz go on a disastrous "date" to celebrate their divorce, LaLa warns Ally about James, and Raquel continues her reign of chaos: first disinviting Katie and Kristina from pool activities, then f...
PATREON TEASER: Bat Boy 4Ever
April 05, 2023 07:05 - 1 minute - 1.79 MBCarey and Lara discuss Lara's new platinum bob and Q2 aspirations, West Virginia's latest claim to fame, "Weekly World News" as a queer root, the tragic bliss of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way and the enduring enigma of Baby Girl Lisa. Plus Reader Mail, including a Staircase/Gwyneth trial crossover we weren't expecting, and one woman's harrowing bid to appease in-laws on the ski slope. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SU...
Pumpheads Ep. 22 - The SUR Gene (Vanderpump Rules S10 E8)
March 31, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBLara and Carey discuss Carey's recent stint in Texas, LA Stockholm Syndrome, and Scheana's victorious court appearance. Meanwhile, the gang gears up for Scheana's destination wedding in Mexico, and the Toms continue to pretend to work in prep for Schwartz & Sandy's nebulous opening. James tries to finagle a wedding invite for Ally, and Lala and Raquel play nice. For now. Then, at SheShu's Big Trip, the crew assembles for a dinner at the resort (minus Katie) and Ariana and James square off ab...
PATREON TEASER: These UnSURtain Times
March 29, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.01 MBLara and Carey pod from LA and Texas respectively. They catch up on Lara's Big Saturday night in WeHo, where she gave an impromptu tour of the Vanderpump Empire, including harrowing stops at SUR and Pump–finally settling at TomTom. The two also discuss the recent ceasefire between Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber, do a tight ten on The Deluge, and a brief review of Scream VI. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON....
Pumpheads Ep. 21 - Au Revoir Les Bubbas (Vanderpump Rules S10 E7)
March 24, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBCarey and Lara discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's culture-defining ski accident trial, Raquel's bizarre TMZ interview, and the seating chart for the VPR reunion. Back at Skybar, Guys Night has been crashed by Raquel, who is saluted by two overeager Toms for standing up to Lala and Katie. Maloney and Ariana plan their feminist sandwich shoppe, and James and Ally visit an "oracle card healer". The episode crescendos into a drama-filled pool party at Sandoval and Ariana's, where Raquel goes tête-à-tête ...
PATREON TEASER: Sports Bar Insurrection
March 22, 2023 07:00 - 2 minutes - 2.52 MBCarey and Lara unpack the Vanderpump Rules midseason trailer, featuring Ariana and Tom's first on-camera interaction post #Scandoval.. They also discuss the climate apocalypse, Lara's anti-typo tirade, praise the New Yorkers who kicked the asses of some drag show protesting Proud Boys, and plan their revolution against sports bars. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length vide...
Pumpheads Ep. 20 - The Leftovers (Vanderpump Rules S10 E6)
March 17, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 85.2 MBLara and Carey are back on their MH370 journey, this time discussing the new Netflix docuseries. From the plane being shot down by the US to Russian hijackers flying it to Kazakstan, the two realize once again that it all goes back to that damn missing plane. Meanwhile, Lala, Katie and Kristina Kelly shun a blackout Raquel in Vegas, and seem more and more convinced of her devious ways. It doesn't stop in Lake Havasu, where luckily Raquel finds an ally in Charli, who seems more than willing t...
PATREON TEASER: A Whale of a Time
March 15, 2023 07:05 - 2 minutes - 2.15 MBCarey and Lara recap the impossibly long Academy Awards. From low-flying F-15s to toothless red carpet takes, Hollywood's Biggest Night in the wake of The Slap was one to forget. The two also discuss the searing finale of The Last of Us, and Carey praises the jaw-dropping new season of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for...
Pumpheads Ep. 19 - Midnight in the Garden of Good & Discopussy (Vanderpump Rules S10 E5)
March 10, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBLara and Carey reflect on the past week of #Scandoval, and how it's rocked the VPR community, Los Angeles, and (most of) the world. Bravo fandom social media scolds are called out before heading back to summer 2022, where the Vanderpump Rules girlies--blissfully unaware of the forthcoming storm--prepare for their trip to Las Vegas/Lake Havasu. Lisa and Ken hatch a plan to help the Toms out of their deal with Landlord Greg, and Kristina Kelly offers a prescient perspective on Raquel in the wa...
PATREON TEASER: Dumb as a Bambi-Eyed Fox
March 08, 2023 08:05 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBLara and Carey discuss technological burnout, and get deeper into the Lightning Necklace Gate 2023. They reflect on the strong reactions of the public, Vanderpump Rules is the larger, cosmic universe, and who the real Raquel is ...something we may never really know. Plus, Reader Mail, including Mosaic Church tea, and the VPR Tsunami Theory. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-le...
Pumpheads Ep. 18 - Scheana Scapegoat Syndrome (Vanderpump Rules S10 E4)
March 03, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBLara and Carey discuss the raminifcations of Meghan Trainor's harrowing new song, and Carey makes a shoncking confession about "The Real Friends of WeHO." Back at the Canyon Club, DJ James Kennedy blows the roof off with his set, Sandoval breaks hearts with his sweaty performance, and Ally and Raquel have a heart-to-heart. Raquel and Schwartz consider tongue kissing, and Katie continues to find ways to blame all of her problems on Scheana. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access t...
PATREON TEASER: Thirty Seconds to ChatGPT
March 01, 2023 08:05 - 2 minutes - 2.04 MBLara and Carey cover it all behind the paywall, including gas company conspiracy theories, corporate greed, empty apartment buildings, and Lara's newfound friendship with ChatGPT. The two also try to get to the bottom of Thirty Seconds to Mars...as a concept and a popular band. Plus, Reader Mail, including a sweaty Tom Sandoval meet and greet, and lesser known Sarah Lawrence gossip. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP...
Pumpheads Ep. 17 - Hot Girl Walks in Valley Village (Vanderpump Rules S10 E3)
February 24, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBLara and Carey discuss former Biden nuclear official and fashionista, Sam Brinton, being exposed for another suitcase swiping–this time with photographic evidence. They delve into their hopes and fears for Season 2 of And Just Like That... and recap meeting Lala and Scheana at their pop-up bazaar in DTLA. Back on Season 10, Episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules, Lisa confronts Peter about his broken heart, Raquel cries in the SUR Garden, Scheana and Schwartz pod their brains out, and Lala reveals a ...
PATREON TEASER: A Plutonian Chokehold
February 22, 2023 11:00 - 1 minute - 1.57 MBLara and Carey discuss how to enact corporate escalation on Spectrum, and deep dive into Ariana DeBose's generation-defining musical number at the BAFTA Awards, Microsoft's chatbot Sydney upping her M3GAN game in the last few days, and the American Boy Crisis. Plus, a Reader Mail with insider info about the Sarah Lawrence cult, and a reader reporting live from one of the affected zones of the East Palestine disaster. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes ...
Pumpheads Ep. 16 - Scheananigans at Schwartz & Sandy's (Vanderpump Rules S10 E2)
February 17, 2023 19:20 - 1 hour - 79.7 MBCarey and Lara discuss Lara's post-Japan sleep battle, and the harrowing new Hulu docuseries about the Sarah Lawrence college sex cult. Meanwhile, back in La La Land, the VPR legends gear up for the Toms' Daily Mail party at their new bar, Schwartz and Sandy's, which has been plagued by their lack of experience--much to the frustration of their beleaguered bar partner, Greg. LaLa struggles with her sobriety in the face of Randall's LA Times expose, and Raquel hits rock bottom on her fourth d...
PATREON TEASER: Show Us Your UFO-Face
February 15, 2023 11:00 - 1 minute - 1.57 MBLara and Carey are back behind the paywall to discuss Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime performance, Lara's journey at a speed dating mixer, the current UFO drama sweeping North America, and the horrifying environmental crisis happening in East Palestine, Ohio. Plus, Reader Mail including an Australian feud being healed by SUP. and a Load-bruary Lobotomy. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and ...
Pumpheads Ep. 15 - The Pickleball Pandemic (Vanderpump Rules S10 E1)
February 14, 2023 00:25 - 1 hour - 74 MBLara and Carey reunite! Lara recounts her journey through Japan over the last few weeks, and Carey relishes being bag-free self for the first time in months. The two discuss the horrifying chemical plume in Ohio, and the death knell of RHONY. Then, they return to the land of dreams, as Vanderpump Rules season 10 commences. Katie and Schwartz say goodbye to their marriage, as DJ James Kennedy shakes things up with a brand new "love of his life" that is most definitely not Raquel. Raquel goes ...
PATREON TEASER: America Dies with M&Ms
February 08, 2023 09:00 - 2 minutes - 2.12 MBCarey and Lara discuss the tragic end of the M&M spokescandies and what it means for the future of American culture, The Last of Us and the terrifying beauty of fungus, space sounds, and aliens not loving humanity's vibes. Plus, a Reader Mail prompts Lara to recount her genuinely harrowing tale of thwarting a Lyft abduction. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of t...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 57 - Fall of the Master-Debater w/ Karen Kilgariff (RHOSLC S3 E16)
February 03, 2023 23:12 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBAs Lara continues her adventures in Japan, Carey enlists co-hosting help from the one and only Karen Kilgariff, iconic comedian and host of My Favorite Murder. The two discuss their dogs' complicated relationships with each other, Zoom game nights in the pandemic abyss, Chinese spy balloons and time traveling murderers. Meanwhile, the season three reunion of RHOSLC finally comes to a close, with Heather in the hot seat for her flop season, Meredith being called out for switching to Team Jen,...
PATREON TEASER: Take Your Hectare and Leave!
February 01, 2023 11:00 - 2 minutes - 2.37 MBLara and Carey are back with another bonus to talk about what gays really want (M3GAN), an impossibly vague new age movement in Russia, Bikram yoga and other scammer gurus, Kim K's trip to Harvard Business School, and Lara's dream of a pug worshipping cult. Plus, Reader Mail, including who Lara and Carey would ask their therapists to help them face-off with Mulholland Drive style. Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP P...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 56 - Is Jen Shah in the Room With Us Now? (RHOSLC S3 E15)
January 27, 2023 11:00 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBIt's SUP after dark! Lara and Carey record a nighttime edition of Salty Utah Queens, part one of the season 3 reunion. Lara prepares for her big trip to Japan, and Carey reads a supposed nanny listing for a certain set of Baldwinitos. Then, the ladies of RHOSLC head to New York to reunite with Andy Cohen and rehash this flop season. Minus Jen Shah, Heather (kind of) reveals the real reason she got a black eye, Lisa and Meredith go head to head, and the new gals (Angie H and K + Danna) truly ...
TEASER: The Real Baldwinitos of Fake Spain
January 25, 2023 08:00 - 1 minute - 1.16 MBCarey and Lara discuss the gay-on-gay violence of MTV's harrowing new gay reality show, Real Friends of WeHo, Lara comes around full-circle on Meghan and Harry, the two dive into Britney Spears conspiracy theories on TikTok, and applaud Hilaria Baldwin for reintroducing the world to her fake Spanish accent in the wake of Alec's recent involuntary manslaughter charge. It's a pop-culture smorgasbord, dolls! Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video epis...
LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter Night 2 - The Real Owlinas of Orange County (RHOC S11 E5)
January 20, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MBCarey and Lara return to the stage of the Dynasty Typewriter for the second show of their mini residency. A residency's a residency, doll! They begin by covering George Santos' fraudulent place of 9/11, Austin Butler's eternal Elvis voice, and Reza Farahan and Kyle Richards's epic Insta feud. Then they travel alllllll the way back to Orange County, for another killer episode of RHOC: Shannon's harrowing 70's party in Season 11. Meghan is emotionally neglected by Jim during her IVF journey, H...
LIVE at Dynasty Typewriter Night 1 - The Real Creamsicles Of Orange County (RHOC S10 E15)
January 19, 2023 19:59 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBOn night one of their mini residency, Lara and Carey take the stage at the iconic Dynasty Typewriter theater in Downtown LA! The two discuss Ellen D's harrowing Santa Barbara flood video, Bella Hadid's new Erewhon smoothie, and more. Then, the two recap a historic episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 10, Episode 15) where Shannon Storms Beador throws an Aries Party. Vicki and Brooks dodge fake cancer rumors under the watchful eye of Meghan, and Tamra and Brooks finally square ...
TEASER: The Scat Queen of Miracle Mile
January 18, 2023 08:00 - 1 minute - 1.77 MBLara recounts to Carey her harrowing first colonic that was far more DIY and malevolent than she could have ever imagined. The two also discuss everything from the new Whitney Houston biopic to Bry*an S*nger. Plus, Reader Mail, featuring a potential rebuttal of the so-called "Breastfeeding Groom" horror story from last week's Bonus Ep. Get tickets to see SUP Live in Los Angeles TONIGHT! (Wednesday, January 18th! ) Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + ...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 55 - The Bad Mormon Long Game (RHOSLC S3 E14)
January 13, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBLara and Carey recap their FIRST of two live shows at LA's Dynasty Typewriter, and discuss Republicans smoking in the U.S. Capitol Building, and what it means to serve c*nt in 2023. Meanwhile, the long winter of RHOSLC season three has come to a close. Heather prepares for her triumphant Bad Mormon book cover reveal party, including the debut of her non-denominational choir. Then, in a three month flash-forward, Heather and Meredith accompany Jen and Coach to the Big Apple as they await the ...
TEASER: Sex Dolls in the Outback
January 11, 2023 08:00 - 1 minute - 1.65 MBLara and Carey discuss Celine Dion fans insurrecting the Rolling Stone office in New York, Bolsonaro in a Florida hospital, It Girl Erewhon smoothies, and an Australian man's harrowing sex doll throuple. Plus, the most bonkers Reader Mail they've ever received. No joke. Get tickets to see the SUP Live mini-residency in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter, starting TONIGHT! ( January 11th and January 18th! ) Listen to the full episode ad-free AND get access to other bonus episodes + video epi...
Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 22 - Hot Tub Guido Machine (Jersey Shore S2 E13)
January 10, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBLara and Carey discuss M3GAN and react in real time to the surprise trailer drop for the new season of Vanderpump Rules. Meanwhile, season two of Jersey Shore ends with a cacophony of cries and whimpers, as the housemates head over to the Everglades for a fan boat ride through gator country. Vinny and Pauly take Ramona and Rocio out for one last date, and Sam and Ron's cold war continues. Homesick, hungover, and overwhelmed by newfound fame, the crew clashes outside the hot tub during an epi...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 54 - Let The Fun Begin (RHOSLC S3 E13)
January 06, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 72.3 MBLara and Carey lament the wildly dull excerpts from Prince Harry's new memoir Spare, and discuss the bone-chilling TRUE drama of an indie romance author who faked her own death in a Facebook group only to reemerge two years later. Back on RHOSLC, the San Diego trip has finally come to an end. Danna has solidified herself as a potential Mother, and Heather continues to tease her black eye origin story. Meredith hosts a fundraiser to support her nephew, and Jen and Coach write Angie K. an over...