Sexy Unique Podcast
989 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2.9K ratingsA podcast for geniuses, hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell.
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Episodes
PATREON TEASER: The Marvelous Mrs. Morgellons
April 09, 2024 07:05 - 5 minutes - 4.85 MBLara and Carey record one more behind-the-paywall episode before Lara embarks on her German adventure. They discuss the ancient darkness of Tom Schwartz, a wild twist in the Havana Syndrome mystery, a brand new chapter in Tori Spelling's World of Chaos, an Arch Digest tour of Lisa Vanderpump's harrowing chateau in France, Joni Mitchell's journey with Morgellons, being in a place of "No" with WW3, and more. Buy tickets to the SUP SUMMER 2024 TOUR! Listen to the full episode AND get access t...
Pumpheads Ep. 42 - The Flintstones of Marina del Rey w/ Patrik Sandberg (Vanderpump Rules S11E10)
April 04, 2024 06:10 - 1 hour - 95.7 MBWhile Lara traverses the German countryside, Carey enlists writer/VPR scholar Patrik Sandberg to recap the most explosive episode of season 11 yet. The two talk Patrik's run-ins with Courtney Love and Kelly Cutrone, eyebrows through history, Azealia Banks as our generation's Susan Sontag, Vanderpump conspiracy theories, meeting at a gay rave in New York, pyromania, and more. On VPR, Assistant Ann interviews with Ariana to become her new employee and Sandoval is less than thrilled. Lala plans...
PATREON TEASER: A Roguelar Eclipse
April 02, 2024 07:05 - 5 minutes - 4.69 MBLara and Carey talk Lara's upcoming trip to Germany, wormholing in WW2 content, updates in the collapse of Diddy's alleged Not-So-Secret Hell World of Sex Pestery, Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock's day trip to the plastic surgeon, Lizzo announcing her departure from fame, Gypsy Rose Blanchard announcing her departure from marriage, the supernatural and cruel power of The Row, a new device that will help visually impaired people hear the upcoming solar eclipse, and more. Buy tickets to t...
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 2 - Prepare To Rot! (The Valley S1E2)
March 29, 2024 10:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBLara and Carey break down episode two of The Valley, where Jax and Doute meet at the Smoke House in Burbank to duke it out over Doute's dicey life choices and Jax's treatment of Luke. Jesse and Michelle continue to head towards martial demise, Nia explains how she once Taekwondo'd a Trump cronie, and Janet prepares for her fast approaching Baby Era. Then Jax assembles a Boys Night where he continues to alienate Luke, Luke confronts Jesse over T*tty Twist Gate and Kristen's ex makes a surpris...
Pumpheads Ep. 41 - I'm Your Stepmother Now (Vanderpump Rules S11E9)
March 28, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 81.3 MBLara and Carey discuss doing crack at Berghain, Rebel Wilson's explosive new claim about Sasha Baron Cohen, the time-honored Australian Celeb tradition of lying about your age, Diddy's alleged sex crimes, realizing everyone in power is a sicko, and more. Back on Vanderpump, Billie Lee tries to set Sandoval up with her friend, Ariana decides it's time to get an assistant, Schwartz admits to Lala about an infraction he committed with Scheana in Vegas 12 years prior, and Sandoval does a cringew...
PATREON TEASER: Galyna, You Win This Round
March 26, 2024 07:05 - 4 minutes - 4.57 MBLara and Carey discuss the aftermath of Princess Kate's cancer announcement and the social media scolds who want to make everyone else feel guilty for KateGate speculation. Plus, the 3 Body Problem, the demand for authenticity from our public figures, the possible TikTok ban, JLo's flop streak, a man swinging another man's severed leg around, the Dan Schneider doc, and more -- including a Reader Mail tip about the best reality show that no one is watching. Listen to the full episode AND ge...
Valley of the Dolls Ep. 1 - Titty Twister At The County Fair (The Valley S1E1)
March 22, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBWe have arrived... in Valley Village. Our first recap for the new Vanderpump spinoff THE VALLEY is here, and fortunately, it's damn good. It has everything. Bleakness. Vertical blind apartments. Heat waves and little tree shade. Emotional stagnancy. Low to non-existent impulse control. And that's just Doute. From what are you doing with these people?! you're sane and lolers energy of Janet and Jason, to the you're too sensitive and wholesome to be on a show like this vibe of Daniel and Nia, ...
Pumpheads Ep. 40 - So There's This Salami... (Vanderpump Rules S11E8)
March 21, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBLara and Carey continue their coverage of the Kate Middleton Saga of 2024 (Q1), including an A.I. Christmas farm sighting, Carey's new stance on Lady Rose Hanbury, and the best way Kate and William can wing back the public. Plus, Kanye's new Bianca Censori-inspired merch line and a chilling development in the Selling Sunset extended universe. Back on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval hosts a harrowing pool party full of randoms and Billie Lee, and Ariana hosts a sexy game night of her own, complete...
PATREON TEASER: An Emergency Call To Cuckingham Palace
March 19, 2024 07:05 - 4 minutes - 4.55 MBLarz and Carz break down the latest in the current Royal Family crisis, including a new alleged video of "Kate Middleton" at a farmer's market. Plus, Carey makes an international call to Buckingham Palace to get the tea once and for all. Then they discuss a woman with two vaginas, a guy whose best friend of a decade turned out to be a paid actor, TikTok's Embellish Economy, Brittany and Jax's ongoing estrangement as The Valley premiere looms, flying too close to the Bravo sun, and much more....
Pumpheads Ep. 39 - Something Wicked This Way Loaves (Vanderpump Rules S11E7)
March 14, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.3 MBLarz and Carz discuss Chez Panisse Gate, even more Kate Middleton conspiracy theories (all of which, Carey believes), and a Boeing whistleblower found unalived under mysterious circumstances. Then it's back to 2023 we go, where the Vanderpump crew reassembles post-Tahoe. Lisa breaks some bad news to Tom about Rachel, Lala reveals her family extension plan, and Scheana continues to grapple with her jealousy over Ariana's Dancing With the Stars turn. Jo and Schwartz debut their party clown fri...
PATREON TEASER: Boy, You'll Be A Bene Gesserit Soon
March 12, 2024 07:05 - 4 minutes - 4.56 MBLara and Carey break down the latest (and shuncking) developments in the Kate Middleton Gone Rogue saga, including a badly photoshopped proof of life picture and the second sighting of the Princess's body double. They also share even MORE airline horror-blunders: a United flight's wheel falls off during takeoff and a Boeing plane takes a sudden plunge. Then, a case for why Dune: Part II is the best movie of all time and Carey's plan to secure a spot in the Bene Gesserit order. Plus, a recap ...
PATREON TEASER: Industry Plant or Big Naturals?
March 09, 2024 08:05 - 4 minutes - 4.56 MBLara and Carey discuss the urge to pig out on road trips, poison cinnamon, another air travel troll and the quiet luxury of Southwest Airlines, Princess Kate's messy gay uncle, Hailey Bieber escaping Justin Bieber's hyperbaric chamber, the Sexy Drought crisis in Hollywood, and the implosion of Jonathan Van Ness's Kindness Kingdom of Lies. Plus, an extra special shoutout to our beloved Cult Members. GET TICKETS NOW FOR SUP LIVE IN BERKELEY, CA! Listen to the full episode AND get access to o...
Pumpheads Ep. 38 - A Storm Brewing Over Mother Lake (Vanderpump Rules S11E6)
March 08, 2024 02:35 - 1 hour - 91.2 MBLara and Carey are back from Texas and lament their mutual post-tour comedown, their love for #vanlife and becoming fully Austin-pilled. They head down under to break down the lofty goal of Australia's "Most Sexually Active" Woman and come up with the dream team for vetting your sex partners so you don't have to. Then on VPR, the cast continues their Lake Tahoe trip of terror, with Sandoval bringing in a yogi to lead the group into a place of hillin'. Ariana has a photoshoot for her new cock...
Heather Gay Leaves Perfectionism Behind, from Pop Culture Moms
March 05, 2024 08:00 - 4 minutes - 5.84 MBSharing another podcast we’re loving: Pop Culture Moms. Andie and Sabrina are toddler moms and best friends of 20 years. They’re taking their obsession with TV and movies to the next level by talking to celebrities, writers and fellow “scholars” of pop culture about what they can learn from the fictional moms they love most. In this episode, “Real Housewives” star Heather Gay talks about why she relates to the “Barbie” movie and how she herself broke out of the boxes she was placed in. You ca...
Pumpheads Ep. 37 - Cringey Like the Wolf (Vanderpump Rules S11E5)
February 29, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBLara and Carey discuss Machine Gun Kelly's bone-chilling new torso inking, and the many conspiracy theories surrounding Kate Middleton's absence from public life. Then on VPR, James takes Graham Cracker home to Ally, who fears for not only the lives of her casts, but her own. Scheana and Brock have a fight inside a bikini store, and Ariana and Katie deal with the fallout of someone taking a sh*t on the patio of Something About Her. Then the crew heads to Lake Tahoe to celebrate Lisa's forthc...
PATREON TEASER: "Antiquing" My Ass!
February 27, 2024 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.62 MBLarz and Carz take things to a place of Patreon to regale you with tales from their sold out LIVE show in Los Angeles, as they look forward to the upcoming Lone Star State tour. Then they discuss planes sinking to the ridge of an oceanic trench, tiger sharks and the woman who thinks she can change them, the kooky tale of a kilt-wearing bald daddy who took antiquing to new heights (literally up his own arse), Hunter Biden's undeniable f*ck magic, a case for the Folsom Street Fair, and more. P...
Pumpheads Ep. 36 - Vanderpump Jugs (Vanderpump Rules S11E4)
February 22, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBLara and Carey break down some current events, including Sandoval's beguiling New York Times Magazine profile, featuring supernaturally cringe quotes and musings; a brilliant portrait of a wayward man. They also talk THREE new airline blunders, including a disintegrating wing, a passenger revolt against a drunk man, and maggots falling out of an overhead bin. And the world spins madly on. Back on VPR, James and Ally hold a bone-chilling pool party at their Burbank House of Lies where Schwar...
PATREON TEASER: The Secret World of Madame Web
February 20, 2024 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.78 MBLara and Carey spend President's Day behind the Paywall discussing the already-American classic Madame Web: Dakota Johnson's 2023 bangs in a 2003 world, jarring ADR dubbing, Sydney Sweeney's "nerd" acting, speed of light jaunts to Peru, Jan 6 trying to come for 9/11's wig, and more. Then they get into the nitty-gritty of the True Detective: Night Country season finale that featured a mixed bag of some gag-worthy moments, next-level cringe needle drops, and seeing the positives of walking int...
Pumpheads Ep. 35 - The Sober-Curious Case of Scheana Marie Shay (Vanderpump Rules S11E3)
February 15, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MBLara and Carey record a Valentine’s Day recap of the latest VPR, but first discuss the already camp-legend Madame Web & Dakota Johnson’s confounding but essential place in culture, the performance artist who auctioned off his flesh for seven figures, and Duchess Meghan’s new podcast venture. On VPR, Scandoval’s birthday party of sorrow continues with Billie Lee and Kyle Chan proving their “Friend Of” chops. Scheana performs her screamo-version of “Good As Gold” at Emo Night. Sandoval admit...
PATREON TEASER: Spew Litres of Blood for Your Supper + The Traitors S2E7
February 14, 2024 08:05 - 4 minutes - 4.52 MBLara and Carey are back from one helluva weekend to talk Lara's triumphant turn at Werewolves and Villagers, Carey's brush with For the Love of DILFS, the Super Bowl that gagged a nation, the blood-splattered tale of a Lufthansa flight gone wrong, a driverless car getting set on fire, and more. Plus, a Traitors recap that sees Faithfuls and Traitors alike getting snatched up into net traps, MJ's internet-breaking backwards walk, Peter turning down a chance at becoming a Traitor, Sandra's im...
Pumpheads Ep. 34 - The War of the Rogueses (Vanderpump Rules S11E2)
February 08, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 92 MBLara and Carey discuss the LA rain finally ceasing, the already herstoric pap photo of Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes walking the prison yard together, Drake's big ol' Canadian hog, Taylor Swift terrorizing Boygenius backstage at the Grammys, and a certain ROGUE LEVISS reposting a certain beloved niche podcast (yours truly!). Then on VPR, we get a glimpse into the daily Cold War between Ariana and Sandoval via Sandoval's long-suffering assistant, Ann. Sandy wants to host a sad birthday party ...
PATREON TEASER: One Nation Under Argylle
February 06, 2024 08:05 - 4 minutes - 4.52 MBLara and Carey lament LA’s continued horror-rain era and Larz’s potential new chapter in Water Leak Gate. They discuss Taylor Swift’s relentless pursuit of power and her supposed “snub” of Celine Dion at the Grammys. Carey finally watches The Curious Case of Natalia Grace and shares his shuncked reaction. Plus, King Charles and Princess Kate’s competing stints in hospital, Apple Vision Pro’s triumphant, terrifying arrival, and the strange tyranny of the Argylle promo blitz. Then Larz and Ca...
Pumpheads Ep. 33 - The Fog of Scandoval (Vanderpump Rules S11E1)
February 01, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBLara and Carey make a new reservation at SUR: Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules has finally premiered! But first they discuss Lisa Barlow’s new bangs, Sandoval and Schwartz’s chilling appearance on Nick Viall’s podcast, and the very concept of the gargantuan-horror Icon of the Seas cruise ship. On VPR, the cast is still reeling three months after Scandoval rocked the world: Ariana has a new man and continues to cohabitate with Sandy, Lala regrets the way she treated Rogue Leviss, Scheana recove...
PATREON TEASER: Straight Guys In the Wild + The Traitors S2E5
January 30, 2024 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.69 MBLara and Carey take things behind the paywall to discuss Nancy Pelosi and other boomer politicians on the Left and Right sundowning in broad daylight. They break down the latest updates in the terrifying tale of the Kansas City Deep-Freeze Three, Nancy Grace’s continued #TotMom crusade, Bradley Cooper’s big sad hat, Rachel Savannah Leviss’s latest plunge into Rogue Lake, True Detective: Night Country & HBO’s flop streak, and Caroline Manzo’s Brandy Glanville-wrought lawsuit against Bravo. T...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 76 - The Bitter Tears of Reality Von Tease (RHOSLC S4E19)
January 25, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBLara and Carey discuss Hillary Clinton weighing in on the Barbie Oscars "controversy," coming out as Nyad Heads, Dr. Kim's nightmare facelifts sweeping TikTok, the freak rogue wave that hit a military base in the South Pacific, and the bone-chilling tale of three frozen fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. Then in the FINAL part of the RHOSLC reunion, Von Tease walks the plank one last time. The ladies reveal just how far Monica went to troll them with her alter ego, and the downright creepy leng...
PATREON TEASER: Trad Detective: Wife Country + The Traitors S2E4
January 23, 2024 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.63 MBLara and Carey talk their respective Q1 fitness journeys, and Larz's Bryan Johnson longevity inspo. They also discuss Boeing's latest fiery blunder, Netflix's terrifying (and absurd) new docuseries American Nightmare, the Gen-Z trad wife phenomenon on TikTok, and the questionable music choices on True Detective: Night Country. Then on the fourth episode of The Traitors, a funeral is held for an unwitting faithful. The division between the game show veterans and Bravolebrities widens with ten...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 75 - LD Goes Rogue (RHOSLC S4E18)
January 20, 2024 06:03 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBLara and Carey talk the new SUP LIVE SPRING TOUR, Ms. Leviss's genuinely gag-worthy turn in Chapter Two of her Rachel Goes Rogue podcast, and JLO's upcoming feature-length music video/vanity project in all its unhinged glory aka "THIS IS ME... NOW!" Back on the snow-capped pirate set, part two of the RHOSLC reunion starts off with an OPA! Angie reveals more of Monica's chouse antics at Greek Easter, including Monica falling down the stairs and threatening to sue. More harrowing details of LD...
PATREON TEASER: Hot Cicada Summer + The Traitors S2E1-3
January 16, 2024 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.75 MBCarey and Lara take things behind the paywall to discuss episodes 1-3 of season two of THE TRAITORS, hosted by Alan Cumming and featuring a confounding smattering of reality royalty. Phaedra Parks, Larsa Pippen, Tamra Barney, CT and Trishelle, Johnny Bananas, Peppermint, Sandra and Pavrati from Survivor, Maksim from DWTS and more (literally much more!) assemble at the Scottish castle to backstab and win big. Speaking of more, more, more, Larz and Carz also talk the herstoric cicada orgy comi...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 74 - Von Tease in a Blue Dress (RHOSLC S4E17)
January 11, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBLarz and Carz immediately break down the warbly world according to Rachel Savannah Leviss, recapping episode one of her new "Rachel Going Rogue" podcast. They also discuss Selena Gomez's latest drama involving Kylie Jenner and Timmy Chalamet, and Selena's desperate need for a friendtervention. Then the RHOSLC ladies head to the Big Apple for the first part of the season 4 reunion. Monica is in the hot seat and (at times) proves herself to be a formidable villain in her reunion debut. Lisa mu...
PATREON TEASER: Little St. Barth's (RHUGT S4E6)
January 10, 2024 21:32 - 5 minutes - 5.19 MBLara and Carey take week two of Q1 by storm with a discussion over an alleged alien sighting at a Miami mall, the recent Jeffrey Epstein file unsealing, Ariana suing Sandoval over their cursed Valley mansion, one man's psychotic break at a Bass Pro Shop, and the latest Boeing blunder, feat. a gaping hole. In the RHONY Legacy finale, the ladies spend their final day in paradise doing spiritual work: profoundly sensual water therapy followed by a revealing session with an astrologer. Luann bag...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 73 - Ladies and Gentlemen, Mizz Von (Tea)se! (RHOSLC S4E16)
January 04, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBLara and Carey return to the Bermuda Triangle for the shoncking Season 4 FINALE of RHOSLC. First, they discuss the blood connection between Gypsy Rose Blanchard and St*ssi Schroeder, Tom Girardi being declared fit to stand trial, and Brandi Glanville's face trauma in the wake of her Caroline Manzo debacle. Back on the island, Whitney and Heather make uneasy amends, and the women head out for a day of mopeds and shopping. But their mirth is fleeting, as Heather receives information about Moni...
PATREON TEASER: Don't Show Your Pee-Pee, Sonjarita (RHUGT S4E5)
January 03, 2024 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.61 MBLara and Carey have arrived in 2024! A fresh year of Chaose begins. They discuss earthquakes and burning planes in Japan, a roving bike gang attacking a certain 90s TV star in LA, vibrating diet pills, Nuratec psyops, Epstein List Watch 2024, and Carey's recently discovered (and shocking!) talent. Back on St. Barths, the RHONY Legends are on their fifth day in questionable paradise. They take a surfing lesson where Dorinda excels and Kristen suffers her own ToeGate nightmare. Luann gets fed ...
PATREON TEASER: Diva Jones's Locker (RHUGT S4E1-4)
December 26, 2023 05:05 - 5 minutes - 4.97 MBLara and Carey dive into uncharted waters with a paywalled recap of the first four episodes of Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. But first, the two discuss Starbucks's possible stock market psyop feat. Kim Kardashian, a potential photoshop fail in the Royal Family Xmas card, and going undercover in Oklahoma. Then Larz and Carz head to St. Barths, where the OGs of NYC skinny-dip across our screens once again. Luann, Sonjarita, Dorinda, Kristen Taekman, Ramona, and Kelly Killoren Bensimon che...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 72 - Portrait of a Scapegoat In Chiffon (RHOSLC S4E15)
December 21, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.6 MBLarz and Carz are back in person post-Carey's brush with holiday illness. They discuss tourists risking it all for the current Icelandic volcano, a list of 150 names connected to Jeffrey Epstein officially dropping in 2024 (Name 'em!) and "Grindr Unwrapped" with 2023 data including countries with the most hung bottoms and the armpit fetish capital the world. Then, the RHOSLC Bermuda Odyssey continues in this penultimate episode! The explosive season finale is ALMOST upon us. Lisa charters a ...
PATREON TEASER: Mr. Bussy Goes to Washington
December 19, 2023 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.6 MBLara and Carey discuss airport hell at Christmastime, Mauricio "stepping out" in Aspen with a new lady, the staggering amount of Hailey Bieber Erewhon Smoothies sold each month, and navigating the complicated etiquette of gay saunas. Speaking of politics, the two honor the gay who captured the heart of the nation in the home stretch of 2023: the twink staffer who got... stretched in the Senate chamber, and filmed it! Plus, new Reader Mail, including a heartwarming Mother God story and a situ...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 71 - Garcia Family Values (RHOSLC S4E14)
December 14, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBLara and Carey talk Amanda Bynes's already next-level new podcast, Dakota Johnson's enviable sleep schedule, the intense new trailer for A24's Kiki Dunst-led CIVIL WAR, and the warning about f*ckboys using owercase texting. Back in Bermuda, the Salty Ladies start their second day of the trip off with celebrating Monica's 39th birthday. Whitney and Heather make up, Monica makes Heather clutch her pearls with sex talk, then Monica blabs to Lisa who blabs to Angie about Greek Mafia Gate. LD squ...
PATREON TEASER: Check Your 'Heads Up' Privilege
December 12, 2023 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.97 MBLara and Carey discuss the genuinely scary Leave The World Behind on Netflix, the newest TBD trailer for Season 11 of "Vanderpump Rules," Katie Maloney's supernaturally fierce hair, the infuriating d*ck power of a hot dumb-dumb, Selena Gomez Babeing out in her Instagram comments, the eternal search for that one friend who has the official Heads Up on all things apocalypse, and the worst celebrity to be in a bunker with. Listen to the full episode AND get access to over 250 bonus episodes + ...
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 53 - The Little Esophagus That Could (RHOBH S13E7)
December 12, 2023 01:20 - 1 hour - 85.1 MBLara and Carey decide to give RHOBH another chance (for now). The two return to 90210 to recap episodes 6+7, featuring The Dinner Party from Hell, Part 2. Kyle hosts supper for the girlies featuring THC-infused food to get them off her case for not drinking. Sutton brings her skeleton bone (and tiny esophagus) to battle Kyle over her newfound sobriety and unwillingness to talk martial woes. A blackout Denise Richards joins the table (with Camille Grammer in tow) and confronts Erika for doing...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 70 - The Bermuda Triangle of Sadness (RHOSLC S4E13)
December 07, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBLara and Carey talk zombie cats, aging dogs, "The Garden" docuseries and people who escape their marriages to compost in Missouri. Meanwhile on RHOSLC, the ladies of Utah head to Bermuda for their first international trip: Meredith takes one too many Xanax on the plane and loses out on a room with a bathtub, Whitney and Lisa are still at odds over their blow-up at the jewelry launch, and Heather questions just how close Wild Rose and Ms. Barlow actually are. Plus, Monica throws in some shock...
PATREON TEASER: Cinderella At The Jingle Ball
December 05, 2023 08:05 - 5 minutes - 4.91 MBLara and Carey talk missing Mother God, a wild new docuseries about a TikTok commune in Tennessee, grappling with the knowledge that the best cult years are behind us, Tyra Banks's iconique run of tyranny. Plus, Rachel Leviss makes her public comeback at the Jingle Ball, and Larz and Carz have questions and concerns. Gag-dreams dashed! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length vid...
PATREON TEASER: SURmax Battle Royale
December 02, 2023 08:05 - 2 minutes - 2.46 MBCarey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss PoshGate, the immortal f*ck vibes of Jack Nicholson, George Santos's diva exit from Congress, Bethenny Frankel's descent into madness, the go girl give us nothing teaser trailer for Rachel Leviss's upcoming podcast, the most fitting series finale for VPR, the "Furiosa" trailer, and more. Plus, a Reader Mail featuring the ultimate TRADE ME. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the S...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 69 - The Enigma of Lisa Barlow (RHOSLC S4E12)
November 30, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBCarey and Lara talk Carey’s factory farm revelation, Lara’s George Glaas date to Ridley Scott’s Napoleon, and the Mother God finale. Back in Utah, Heather and Angie realize Monica is Jen Shah 2.0, Whitney grieves the death of her bestie, Monica has tea with God (Mary), and Lisa takes Jack to get Modern Mormon Menswear for his mission trip. Then, Meredith soft launches her new jewelry line, where Monica debuts her new personality, and Whitney confronts Lisa over a lack of empathy. Listen to ...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 68 - Are You There, Mother God? It's Me, Monica (RHOSLC S4E11)
November 23, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBLara and Carey take it to a place of SUP After Dark for a Thanksgiving Eve recap of RHOSLC. They discuss the already iconic "Mother God" docuseries. Back in Salt Lake City, Monica reveals she was prom queen, Heather and Lisa eat Wendy's, Angie and Shawn try to reignite their love engine, and Meredith and Seth have Whitney and Justin over to talk death and crazy sex on their podcast. Then Heather assembles the girlies for a Pioneer Mormon luncheon for bonnet-wearing, butter churning, "Mormon ...
PATREON TEASER: Get This Gay An Oscar
November 21, 2023 08:05 - 2 minutes - 1.85 MBLarz and Carz are back behind the paywall to discuss Dads ruining botox access, "The Points," and the c*m guzzling Thanksgiving spectacular (Saltburn). Then they discuss THEE movie of the year, May/December, and plan their grassroots Oscar campaign for Todd Haynes. Plus, Reader Mail, including hair transplant hacks and a pug named Bernie. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length ...
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 52 - The Name 'Em Game (RHOBH S13E4)
November 17, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBLara and Carey discuss a plethora of f*ckery, including Harry Styles's buzzcut, Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell's cursed film, a strange hum terrorizing a small town in Ireland, Murder at the End of the World and more. Back in Las Vegas, the women splinter off for lunch: Kyle laments her widening distance from Mauricio, and EJ Global talks growth in the ruin of the last few years. Then, EJ decides to throw Sutton under the bus in front of the Magic Mike gays, leading to yet another Sutton s...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 67 - Sweeney Marks (RHOSLC S4E10)
November 16, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBLara and Carey talk about the nefarious nature of swim coaches, Taylor and Travis's deep dick romance, and do a deep dive on Netflix's new "Twin Flames" doc. Back in Salt Lake City, Lisa apologizes to Wild Rose for the Prism event fiasco, Mary invites Heather over for tea, Meredith and Seth talk through their demons, LD gives Monica her car back, and Heather throws another book party for Bad Mormon. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by j...
PATREON TEASER: 31-Year-Old Dick or Bust
November 14, 2023 08:05 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MBCarey and Lara are behind the paywall to discuss being in a Place of Robe, the trauma of dogs coughing, Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos's new Vogue spread, hiding trust funds, and human cyborg Bryan Johnson reverse-aging his own dick. Plus, Reader Mail featuring a new SUP-stan Twitter account. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video episodes by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the...
Beverly Hell's Angels Ep. 51 - A Spread Eagle Showman (RHOBH S13E3)
November 10, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBLara and Carey are back in Beverly Hills, much to their chagrin, to recap the brand-new RHOBH. But first, they discuss the trailer for Mean Girls: The Musical and feel the crushing sands of time. They also talk Monica suing Heather Gay and a bride and groom having a threesome on their wedding night. On RHOBH, the women assemble in Vegas for Crystal's 40th. Garcelle stages an intervention over Sutton's lack of game, and Sutton freaks out over Erika's on-stage antics at the show. Plus, Garcell...
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 66 - Tube Top Mormon (RHOSLC S4E9)
November 09, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBLara and Carey talk Philly's new answer to SUR, USA Today's new resident Taylor Swift reporter, Nathan Fielder gifting Joe Jonas mayonnaise, and a Bachelor Nation hater from Gaga's NYU theatre program's tea on Ms. Stefani in college. Then it's back to SLC we go, where Monica and Angie squash their beef, Lisa mounts her own with Monica, Whitney plans her daughter's 13th birthday and her jewelry line opening, and Heather reels from her ex-Mormon trauma. Plus, Lisa and Monica face off during a ...
PATREON TEASER: The BravoCon Lottery
November 07, 2023 08:05 - 1 minute - 1.79 MBLara and Carey discuss the highs and lows of the BravoCon content they witnessed on social media over the weekend, including booing crowds, Tartan tops, and nary a serve to be found. Then they discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard's hope for a post-prison Taylor Swift hang, Scheana's Las Vegas hang with Sandoval, a haunted doll, siring 37 children, and more. Plus, Reader Mail with a question for the resident c*cksucker. Listen to the full episode by joining the SUP PATREON. Be cheap as hell and get...