Seven Minutes In Evan
329 episodes - English - Latest episode: 24 days ago - ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsGet inside the world of Evan for seven minutes.. or more.. Hosted by Comedian Evan Lopez based in in the heart of Austin, Texas. Evan Lopez was recently featured on OFTV's most watched episode of "LMAOF" Standup specials. Born in a small desert town in California to a mixed household being half white half Puerto Rican has made Evan diverse in culture with a unique upbringing of being a feral homeschool kid that he brings to the stage. Evan believes laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have good insurance.
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Episode 29: Featuring European musician & Filmmaker Sam Holland from across the pond
April 09, 2020 10:00 - 44 minutes - 37.3 MBIn this episode I talk to my mate from across the pond! We talk accents and steroeotypes We discuss the differences in our culture and what it's like in quarantine in Europe vs America. How this pandemic is making everyone across the world appreciate basic necessities. We talk about his music career and how he got started in filmmaking. We take a deep dive on the business side of creative endeavors as well just being a couple proper c*nts talking a whole lotta bollocks. Cheers mate!
Episode 28: Bill Withers passing, Work progress in Quarantine, Motivation, stress & anxiety in a pandemic? Stop making excuses & become self-sufficient, WrestleMania & more!
April 07, 2020 10:00 - 41 minutes - 35.3 MBIn this episode we talk about the genius of Bill Withers. People working hard & not victimizing yourself, we had a hell of a rabbit hole about the importance of handling your issues. I went full Tony Robbins! We got a sick tiger! Learning to relax & more!
Episode 27: Featuring Pangolin Conservation Specialist Lauren Ayres. Discussing exotic animal trafficking & it’s link to pandemics & more!
April 02, 2020 09:30 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBIn this episode I talk to Lauren Ayres who is a knowledgeable Pangolin conservation expert with a long history in zookeeping & animal conservation. We discuss the truth behind if Pangolins are responsible for causing the current Covid-19 pandemic. The history of exotic animal trafficking in the world and it's link to this pandemic. The current issues with zoonotic diseases and their connection to "Wet Markets." The silly reasons why people consume things like Pangolins, Tigers & Rhinoceros ...
Episode 26th: Back from the dead, Media fear hypochondria, avoid cabin fever tips, Are ghost real? What's on my grill?
March 31, 2020 10:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBWe feeling good! This week we discuss fear based media fueling hypochondria, We are forgetting what the news really is and almost started trusting it again. The power of your mind and focusing on the right things. Limiting social media, how to avoid cabin fever, keep a routine, my favorite food, are ghosts real? My TV shows that are bingeworthy
Episode 25: Special 25th episode 25 fun facts curated by yours truly.
March 26, 2020 18:47 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MBIn this special episode 25th episode it felt right to switch things up a bit to do something different. My curated list of 25 crazy facts! Enjoy!
Episode 24: I got a sinus infection, challenge videos, my peace treaty with vegans & boneless wing eaters, media detox, maintaining routine & schedule
March 24, 2020 11:00 - 39 minutes - 18.1 MBIn this episode we talk about my sinus infection, the circulating challenge videos going around, my peace treaty that I have created with vegans and boneless wing eaters, the importance of taking a detox from the media & news. Don't read comments on posts, It is important to still get up every day and maintain a healthy schedule and routine. Fight the urge to binge movies and not get dressed. Conspiracy theories and lizard people.
Episode 23: Cabin Fever, Reality of this, Kids partying in Florida & answering questions!
March 20, 2020 00:34 - 39 minutes - 18.1 MBWe are in for a doozy! Because I have cabin fever, Quarantine life, the seriousness of this situation, dumb kids partying in Florida, we forget we were in the food chain. I dive into talking about music and & social media & wearing a lot of hats!
Episode 22: Coronavirus Quarantine, Seriousness of the Bell Curve, St Patty's Day & Questions
March 17, 2020 20:06 - 43 minutes - 25.2 MBWelcome to the "Quarantine Chronicles" In this episode we talk about coronavirus quarantine, the seriousness of Coronavirus and lightening the mood, The importance of the bell curve and following quarantine instructions. What the elf it's St Patrick's Day? I answer people's questions from do I get nervous on stage, to my favorite comedian & embarrassing moments.
Episode 21: featuring Sam “Warchief” Tello the "legendary" Bboy talking breaking and vulturing the culture
March 12, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBIn this episode we discuss so much about Sam and why he got into dancing and how it applies to life and Jiujitsu. The art of breaking & being a B-Boy. The importance of creating a culture and what is being built with subculture vulture & events that are going on in Ventura. The weirdness of entitlement and the importance of earning your stripes and being who you are & so much more.
Episode 20: Featuring Jesse Doyle "The Ginga Ninja" Talking martial arts, Journaling & the lust for life
March 10, 2020 21:33 - 1 hour - 92.8 MBAn honor to have Jesse as the first guest. We talked about so much from wrestling, life, martial arts, how important mentors are & so much more!
Episode 19: Fight Friday #2 Bonus episode UFC 248 breakdown, predictions & more!
March 06, 2020 21:18 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBIn this episode we discuss the funniest fight I have ever witnessed. We discuss Joseph Benavidez losing the title fight. UFC 248 double title fight night! Israel Adesanya vs Yoel Romero & Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Weili Zhang. Combat Jiu Jitsu on Sunday! Enjoy! Thank the fight gods!
Episode 18: Improv troops, coronavirus panic & rabbit holes
March 05, 2020 11:00 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBIn this episode we discuss the weirdness of improv troops. Is the panic over coronavirus legit? Fear based media and attacking symptoms rather than the cause socially. I’m an ageist. Sometimes I just go down the rabbit hole and can’t get out. Asteroids flying by.
Episode 17: Public Speaking is weird, flow state, The walking dead I'm training for apocalypse.
March 03, 2020 11:00 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MBIn this episode we discuss how weird public speaking is and stand up nerves. Getting into the flow state in anything. The walking dead and the difference of new character arcs vs new story development. I can't stand people who go to the gym sick. I will cut your head off if you don't clean up your dog's poop & more! People selling face masks at higher price. I'm working out for the apocalypse. Prepping for the apocalypse. RIP Trader Joe!
Podcast episode 16: Boneless vs bone in wings, The pick up artist & dance club culture, Deontay Wilder 40 LB costume
February 27, 2020 11:00 - 39 minutes - 36.7 MBIn this episode we take a deep dive into the silly argument that boneless wings are better than bone in wings. To be honest.. there is no such thing as boneless wings you fool. We also talk about other foods and the wild world of the pick up artist & dance club culture & Deontay wilder's crazy 40 LB suit that he wore to the ring.
Episode 15: Tyson Fury Vs Deontay Wilder Results, My survivor man obsession, You can't believe the internet #confusingtimes
February 25, 2020 11:30 - 37 minutes - 34.4 MBIn this episode we talk about survivor man and how bear grills is a fraud. We talk Tyson Fury’s beautiful performance. What is the tale as old as time in boxing? Breaking down Tyson fury vs Deontay wilder. The Quados kid controversy. You can't believe what you read on the internet and more!
Fight Friday #1: Vasectomy baby fighting before day 1, Bullying & why I love boxing. Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder & Dan Hooker VS Paul Felder
February 21, 2020 19:23 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBIn this episode we dive into why I have been a fighter since day 1. scratch that before day 1. I'm a vasectomy baby. Kid suffering from dwarfism being bullied. Why it is important to train martial arts. Why I love boxing and how it helped me. Fight prediction and breakdown for Tyson Fury & Deontay Wilder & UFC breakdown of Dan Hooker vs Paul Felder. Enjoy!
Episode 13: Overworking, Facebook memories keep me humble, Safe spaces? We need conflict, Instagram FOMO & More!
February 20, 2020 17:12 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBIn this episode we talk about being overworked and worn out. It's one of those days. I'm all butterfingers, My old cringey posts on Facebook memories keep me humble. I would hate to be a kid growing up completely with the internet. Safe spaces are giving kids more anxiety and fear. Conflict is a good thing, Instagram influencers are the worst people just kidding. But ya are. Enjoy!
Episode 12: My food habits, Mr Rogers, Is god real? Pangolins caused Coronavirus, Netflix show cheer & more!
February 18, 2020 10:30 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBIn this episode we come in hot on president’s day! I start breaking down what I eat daily with intermittent fasting. I’m fine going bald. Do I believe in god?.. Pangolins caused corona virus?! Show me your tortoise! The netflix show Cheer is wild. Stop with the girl scout cookies! Pimping out diabetes!
Episode 11: Rebecca Black, Don't Judge Me Challenge, Why we need to go to Mars Elon Musk, Disneyland is Bernie Sanders asking for $200 a ticket wtf, Weird dreams, I pissed myself, Broom challenge dumb & more
February 13, 2020 10:00 - 42 minutes - 39.4 MBThis episode is brought to you by pre-workout! I drank too much of it and did a podcast. Holy panic attacks batman! We discuss Rebecca Black, Don't judge me challenge, Why we need to go to Mars with Elon Musk, Disneyland is getting wild with their ticket prices like Bernie Sanders asking for money, I have had some weird dreams as a kid, I pissed myself, this crazy dumb broomstick challenge and so much more!
Episode 10: Actors at the Oscars, UFC 247 Results, The Movie 1917 & more
February 11, 2020 10:00 - 49 minutes - 40.1 MBIn this episode we discuss why I can't leave the apple teat. Joaquin Phoenix wins best lead actor. How weird are actors when they start preaching. We are going to create Jurassic Park. Disney is expensive AF. I dealt with my first person thinking I was talking about them on the podcast. Discussing the wild controversial results of UFC 247. I hate when people say you gotta beat the champ. Rick Grimes culture appropriating American accents. The movie 1917 is a visual masterpiece! Don't fck wit...
Episode 9: Elon Musk new song, Johnny Depp Amber Heard drama, Fast & Furious new movie & more
February 06, 2020 10:00 - 48 minutes - 39 MBIn this episode we talk about Elon musk and how wild it is that he just became a soundcloud rapper! Johnny depp picked the wrong jack sparrow partner #Freejohnny, People don't have to make everything a political statement, life is so easy compared to the past, UFC 247 prediction & more!
Episode 8: The Superbowl, JLO & Shakira halftime show, Culture appropriation?, The movie Willow, Baby actors don't know they are acting & more!
February 04, 2020 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MBIn this episode we discuss the Super Bowl and how exciting it was and that amazing halftime show with Shakira & Jennifer Lopez, Shakira is a meme now. People think the Puerto Rican flag is Texas. Why are people so upset about culture appropriation? I watched the movie Willow, Baby actors don't know they are actors #PTSD. Stephen A Smith getting wild with his fighting claims & more!
Episode 7: Protools hustling me, Aaron Hernandez Documentary, Honeyboy, Tortured Artists, Standup nerves
January 30, 2020 10:00 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBIn this episode we talk about Protools hustling me & the universe trying to stop me from podcasting, The wild ride of Aaron Hernandez Documentary, Don't let your kids play football, CTE is a helluva drug, Shia Lebouf's movie Honeyboy, Are tortured artists a real thing?, Dealing with standup nerves and not getting laughs, writing ridiculous papers in high school and giving speeches & more!
Episode 5: Kobe Bryant, Coronavirus cure: essential oils?, Pyramid schemes, Jeff Bezos leaks?, Stephen A. Smith calls out Joe Rogan & more
January 28, 2020 10:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MBIn this episode we discuss the unfortunate passing of Kobe Bryant & how people reacted. The Coronavirus is in the United States & hippie moms are for sure going to try to kill it with essential oils, How terrible is it when friends try to sell you on pyramid schemes is like having to watch a werewolf transform. Stephen A. Smith calls out Joe Rogan on calling him out on his disrespect for Cowboy Cerrone, Space force X logo & my dog gets ticked off!
Episode 5: Talking boy bands, black Friday, cooking food, Instagram gurus, people who run stop signs, cancel culture & more!
January 23, 2020 17:20 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBIn this episode we discuss the boy band era, we talk about Britney Spears conservatorship issues. Why do people still do black Friday? When the best time to buy tv, Why I love cooking food for people, Why are horoscopes so popular? I miss Kanye West, what are bars? The Kardashians ruined Kanye West, Instagram gurus and motivational speakers on social media, People who run stop signs are going to hell, I don't think cancel culture is real, & I love you
Episode 4: UFC 246 RECAP, Eminem's new album, Space Force Uniforms & more!
January 21, 2020 09:30 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBIn this episode we discuss UFC 246 with Conor Mcgregor vs Cowboy Donald Cerrone and the respect between fights. The coronavirus and why aliens are going to wipe us out! Eminem's new album music to be murdered to and how amazing it is. The new space force uniforms. Using your attention capital wisely. People who wake up at 4 AM on social media. Why do people talk about animals like they have human thoughts? And we discuss so much more!
Episode 3: Comedy chaos comedy store, UFC 246, Vince Vaughn canceled!
January 16, 2020 17:01 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBWe dive into the great experience of Comedy Chaos at the comedy store with Sam Tripolo, Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz, Tony Baker, Eddie Bravo, Fortune Feimster. The correlations between Jiujitsu & stand up comedy. Breaking down & predicting UFC 246 Conor Mcgregor vs Cowboy Cerrone. We talk about the new Aaron Hernandez documentary and the movie concussion. Vince Vaughn gets canceled over a handshake. Why can't we all just get along politically?! Feeling depressed and how I avoid those pitfalls in my...
Episode 2: Evan Strikes Back
January 14, 2020 09:00 - 58 minutes - 80.6 MBIn this episode we discuss everything from Ricky Gervais Golden Globe speech with actors thinking they are way more important than they are. To Prince Harry leaving the royal family and not being in a Disney fairy tale. How bad of an idea it is to drop carrots for koalas during the fires in Australia. The Irishman & the joker get nominated for an Oscar. Should the Oscars name be changed to the Rebekahs? Why I hate Jared Leto and all fake method actors. Martin Scorcesse says Marvel killed Cin...
Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
January 07, 2020 08:00 - 56 minutes - 84.8 MBTalking about new years resolutions. Being homeschool and having to build my daily structure as an adult. Having daily to do lists. Getting shingles and dying on the Oregon Trail. Nostalgia & having primal needs that are unmet. Getting shadow banned on Instagram because of vegans. The necessity of struggle. Why bombing with standup is good for you. Growing up without the internet.