Seven Minutes In Evan
329 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsGet inside the world of Evan for seven minutes.. or more.. Hosted by Comedian Evan Lopez based in in the heart of Austin, Texas. Evan Lopez was recently featured on OFTV's most watched episode of "LMAOF" Standup specials. Born in a small desert town in California to a mixed household being half white half Puerto Rican has made Evan diverse in culture with a unique upbringing of being a feral homeschool kid that he brings to the stage. Evan believes laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have good insurance.
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Episodes
Episode 77: Bidets, People who say they are a beast are furries, Coronavirus is airborne, Remember the toilet paper thing?
September 21, 2020 19:06 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBIn this episode we talk about so much random stuff! People who say they are a beast are secret furries. I love my Bidet, Mulan did better than expected & Coronavirus is now airborne! Cool!
Episode 76: Joe Biden Despacito, Joe Rogan holding presidential debate with Joe Biden & Donald Trump, Vaccine in 2021
September 16, 2020 19:00 - 41 minutes - 37.6 MBIn this episode we talk about Joe Biden playing Despacito at a talk and how he calls people amigo outside of home depot. The possibility of Joe Rogan hosting a debate between Joe Biden & Joe Rogan and that we may have a vaccine in 2021 third quarter that would allow us to get back to normal. & so much more!
Episode 75: Lyrics don't matter, Russian Bots & Slacktivism, Texas & Washington football team!
September 14, 2020 12:00 - 27 minutes - 24.9 MBWe dive into church today baby! We talk about how when artists get lazy they rely on name recognition. We talk about the current state of protests in our country and people believing they are on the right side of history. Are Russian bots real?, Am I moving to Texas? Move over Joe Rogan. The Washington Redskins name changed to Washington football team. Ha!
Episode 74: Los Angeles Cancels Halloween, Kardashians cancelled. The Oscars being more inclusive? Covid-19 Vaccine testing.. Cancelled! Walking Dead Series… CANCELLED-ish
September 09, 2020 18:24 - 36 minutes - 36.4 MBIn this episode we dive into the Los Angeles public health releasing a statement that they are basically cancelling halloween. The most watched show on TV keeping up with the Kardashians is over! Finally! The Oscars says it will have more inclusion requirements. Covid-19 vaccine trials cancelled because patient has adverse reaction. Also the Walking Dead series is ending! CAAAARL
Episode 73: Labor day, My fat kid journey, Gender Reveal causes forest fire, Mulan Movie Boycott & why I run my own business
September 07, 2020 18:28 - 35 minutes - 31.8 MBIn this episode we talk about labor day and the origin of why we celebrate labor day, we talk about crazy couples who do gender reveal parties and the gender reveal party that caused a forest fire, We talk about my journey of going from a mal nourished kid to a fat kid in a day. Disney is enslaved by China & why people are boycotting Mulan. Why I prefer to be a business owner than work for a company. Enjoy! I love you!
Episode 72: Crucifying a burglar fantasy, David Blaine Ascension, I miss Tiger King
September 02, 2020 18:03 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MBIn this episode we breakdown my love for Cher songs as a kid. My lifelong fantasy of crucifying a burglar. David Blaine's new stunt Ascension & overall the crazy thing that is David Blaine.. Frog spitting and all. Carole Baskins is on dancing with the stars. I miss the Tiger King era of the pandemic. Politics are toxic eh?
Episode 71: RIP Chadwick Boseman, The only 6% hype? The real coronavirus cure, hint. It's your immune system.
August 31, 2020 18:19 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MBIn this episode we breakdown the sad news of Chadwick Boseman aka Black Panther passing away. We talk about the content of his character and what he did for the world. He lived an inspirational life that I think people should model. We also discuss the danger of people interpreting the 6% covid-19 deaths & what this really means. How crazy is Portland huh? We need to be worried about the actions we are taking daily that are separating us & dividing us further from each other.
Podcast 70: COD Black Ops teaser, My professional gamer aspirations, Chernobyl & social media preachy posts
August 26, 2020 19:01 - 37 minutes - 29.1 MBIn this episode we break down the new COD black ops teaser & how Call of duty is transcending regular video game experience. Call of duty is tying in the cold war & history with easter eggs. We break down the importance of cool fight names. I just started watching Chernobyl & it makes you feel good about living in America. Life has gotten so easy that we are trying to cancel people from the past. Enjoy!
Episode 69: Calling girl's houses, Wuhan Pool Party, Calling girls, Forcing politics on people
August 24, 2020 20:35 - 35 minutes - 24.1 MBWelcome to the 69th episode special bonanza! In this episode we talk about the fears of a young man having to call a girl's house in high school before cell phones. We break down what is wrong with comparing America's lockdown to Wuhan China's pool party. Wait politics are corrupt?.. People pushing politics on people. Happy Birthday Kobe Bryant! My new show recommendation Lovecraft country
Episode 68: Featuring Singer/Songwriter Marley Rae Lovelace
August 19, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 61 MBIn this episode we are blessed to have Marley perform live in studio her new song "The Knife" For the first time in the history of mankind! We discuss everything from the creative process with music and how you can make great Grammy award winning music with GarageBand. We talk about the life of a music artist and dealing with resistance. We share some fun stories of doing gigs together and Marley trying to get me to cry.
Episode 67: Featuring European Filmmaker Sam Holland II #videoproduction
August 17, 2020 19:53 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBFilmmaker Sam Holland returns to the pod. We discuss our experiences as filmmakers & the current state of video & film from dealing with clients, being your own boss, our creative process and camera gear. We talk about the current state of filmmaking in Hollywood and the progress of mirrorless cameras from consumer to professional. Are Sony cameras better than Canon cameras? Sam breaks down his process & how he manages so much content on YouTube & leaves us with some inspiring perspective.
Episode 66: Featuring the hosts of the "How it came to be" podcast
August 12, 2020 19:38 - 1 hour - 52.6 MBIn this episode I interview Hannah Ledford & Sarah Bull. Two doctors who host the podcast "How It Came To Be" Available on Spotify & iTunes. We dive deep into a plethora of topics from the origin of their podcast & their love for research. We discuss the creative process of writing novels and also the conspiracy that I am the hit 2017 band "The Fray" Shoutout to scrivener! Enjoy!
Episode 65: Tik Tok Ban, Future of live entertainment, Schools opening risk, best and worst jobs
August 10, 2020 18:35 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBIn this episode, we talk about the future of Tik Tok. What is the future of live entertainment with stand up comedy? The importance of having fulfilment in what you do. Was the lockdown pointless? What will happen when schools open back up? Too serious. What have been my worst jobs and what was my best job! One of them smells like Christmas!
Episode 64th: How toxic and far can cancel culture cancel?
August 05, 2020 20:18 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MBIn this episode we break down just how ridiculous cancel culture has gotten and what is actually happening? Does Ellen DeGeneres deserve to be cancelled? Ryan Reynolds apologizing for his 2012 wedding being on a former plantation. Dance moms Maddie Ziegler apologizing for imitating an Asian person at 7 years old. How far do we go? Remember movie theatres?... Ah good times.
Episode 63: Tik Tok Ban & mental health, My garden, The show "Alone" My gamer life
August 03, 2020 20:23 - 33 minutes - 26.9 MBIn this episode we break down the weird mental health issues linked to TIKTOK and celebrity kids in general. The weirdness of fame in general with attention. My love for gardening and living off the land is at an all time high. I am completely obsessed with the show "Alone" I have a crippling addiction to video games and Call of duty.
Episode 62: Dr Stella Emmanuel, Research classes, Kids buying alcohol with masks, Rogan moving to Texas, build your boat!
July 29, 2020 19:31 - 42 minutes - 39 MBIn this episode we break down the craziness of this doctor Stella Emmanuel and some of her wild beliefs about medicine and religion and the danger of so many people listening to her. We need research classes in school to help kids avoid click bait and false information. Kids are dressing up as old people and buying alcohol. Joe Rogan moving to Texas and what this means for stand up comedy and the decentralization of entertainment. Building your own boat and being your own boss.
Episode 61: Slender man documentary, RIP Regis Philbin!, The TV show "Alone", Aliens are real!
July 27, 2020 18:34 - 38 minutes - 30.6 MBIn this episode we talk about the documentary "slender man" and how impressionable kid's minds can be with cult like behavior. Who wants to be a millionaire Regis Philbin passes away. My new obsession with the survival show "Alone" season 6 on Netflix! We just found out aliens are real! And no one is freaking out! I also talk about my thought process when the majority of people emotionally react to something in the news. I love you.
Episode 60: Hello II, Robin Williams, Out virtue signaling the virtue signalers, Kanye West tweets, Mental illness medications?
July 22, 2020 16:48 - 49 minutes - 39.9 MBIn this episode we talk about the Adele Hello parody part II short film I am working on. Robin William's birthday and ability. How people on social media are starting to try to out virtue signal the virtue signalers. Kanye West tweeting during a manic episode and how the Kardashians are for real the devil. Is medication the best route for mental illness?
Episode 59: Pazookie pain, College Evan, Kanye West Rally, Mark Zuckerberg & Logic signs with twitch
July 20, 2020 19:19 - 25 seconds - 204 KBIn this episode we breakdown the results of me eating a Pazookie from Bj's and how much I could drink college compared to the hangover I get from sugar now. We talk about Jordan Peterson and his book! Kanye West having a cry for help on stage. Mark Zuckerberg is a robot with sunscreen & logic signing with Twitch and the debate of censorship of comments on social media and platforms.
Episode 59: Pazookie pain, College Evan, Kanye West Rally, Mark Zuckerberg & Logic signs with twitch
July 20, 2020 19:18In this episode we breakdown the results of me eating a Pazookie from Bj's and how much I could drink college compared to the hangover I get from sugar now. We talk about Jordan Peterson and his book! Kanye West having a cry for help on stage. Mark Zuckerberg is a robot with sunscreen & logic signing with Twitch and the debate of censorship of comments on social media and platforms.
Episode 58: Disney World, Freedom of speech, Cancel culture cancels itself & my personal sauna!
July 15, 2020 19:34 - 46 minutes - 37.5 MBIn this episode we break down the ridiculousness of Florida. The importance of protecting free choice and freedom of speech even if you don't agree with it. Cancel culture has begun to cancel itself with Chrissy Teigen & Nick Cannon. Also I talk about the importance of routines and my new personal sauna!
Episode 57: UFC 251 Results, Jada & Will Entanglement, Goya CEO CANCELLED
July 13, 2020 18:47 - 52 minutes - 41.9 MBIn this episode we talk UFC 251 results between Jorge Masvidal and Kamaru Usman as well as the robbery of Max Holloway & Aleksander Volkanovski & the dominance of Thug Rose. The state of cancel culture and going after the Goya CEO just for not bashing trump. We also break down the weird world of hollywood relationships with the red table confession of Jada Pinkett Smith & Will Smith.
Episode 56: Fight Friday: UFC 251 + Underdog pick, Verzuz battle, best music producers, Eminem & Kid Cudi, Mike Perry done it
July 10, 2020 20:17 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBIn this special bonus fight Friday episode we breakdown UFC 251 with Kamaru Usman Vs Jorge Masvidal, Alexander Volkanovski vs Max Holloway, Thug Rose vs Jessica Andrade & Jose Aldo Vs Petr Yan. We talk about the hip hop battle Verzuz of the music producers. The best hip hop producers of all time! Eminem & Kid Cudi new song collaboration! We need an album! The rage of Mike Perry & more! Round One Fight!
Episode 55: Internet ruined Karen joke, Tales from the trails, Cancel culture.. Again, Mask on-off? Your meat wagon
July 08, 2020 18:52 - 45 minutes - 36.3 MBIn this episode we talk about how the internet has ruined the Karen joke. Tales from thousand trails and being a duck! My ol fishing pond. Bubble blowing contests, A deep dive into the mindset of cancel culture. We pretending like protests didn't spike Corona? Mask on or off? Protect your meat wagon with your immune system!
Episode 54: Charlie Daniels Band, I'm the American dream, virtue signaling in Hollywood, patriotism is edgy & bubonic plague?!
July 06, 2020 21:57 - 42 minutes - 28.9 MBIn this episode we talk about the passing of the great Charlie Daniels and the legendary song "The devil went down to Georgia" that influenced my life so hard growing up. How I am the American dream. How weird Hollywood is with virtue signaling and people spinning their wheels with helping. How weird it was that on the fourth of July showing patriotism was shamed. And welcome back Bubonic plague!
Episode 53: Building your own boat, Ellen DeGeneres, Fulfillment, Waco & Swine Flu
July 01, 2020 21:05 - 39 minutes - 32 MBIn this episode we are all over the place talking about the necessity of building your own boat to be able to do what you love. We talk about how Ellen DeGeneres smells like Tuna.. Most likely. As well as why people are shitty comedians because they haven't built their own boat. Should we be worried about swine flu? Also we talk about the craziness of the 6 part mini series Waco on Texas.
Episode 52: Sad songs, spider assassins, People & face masks & Gross virtue signaling
June 29, 2020 20:28 - 46 minutes - 37 MBIn this episode we talk about so much quality content! We discuss Adele and the beautifulness of sad songs. I also break down the spider assassination that has been attempted on my life. People and their weird face mask baggage. This weird virtue signaling of equality in irrational ways that doesn’t lead to real change. The idea that people argue to win arguments rather than solve problems.
Episode 51: Area 51, Elmer Fudd Scythe, Second amendment & my high school mascot
June 24, 2020 19:53 - 40 minutes - 28 MBIn this episode we talk about how simple life was during the area 51 alien raids. Elmer Fudd gets a full makeover that will do more harm than good. The hypocrisy of cancel culture. My high school is changing their mascot and I want to be the one that designs the new one & so much more.
Episode 50: Statues, Cancel culture 2.0, Clickbait & why I have my own business
June 22, 2020 20:46 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MBIn this episode we discuss the tearing down the statues all cross America. Cancel culture second wave. Coronavirus still in first wave. We need to hold people accountable for clickbait articles. Why we need real independence and have our own businesses. Hallelujah! 50 episodes!
Episode 49: BARS origin, Politics are dividing all of us, Capital hill aka the walking dead. My kids will say I'm ignorant.
June 17, 2020 18:28 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBIn this episode we discuss the origin of the term BARS. People shouldn't be able to call me to talk about what I say in the podcast. The semantics of all lives matter vs black lives matter argument. Republican party and democratic party are dividing the country. We need to unite. Why is capital hill trying to be a season of the walking dead. The Mayan calendar. In 20 years my kids will say I'm ignorant. Beowulf get a job!
Episode 48: EDM festivals, Cocaine is a helluva drug, Dave Chappelle's special & defunding the healthcare system
June 15, 2020 18:41 - 37 minutes - 30.1 MBI'm coming out! DJs at EDM festivals. People on cocaine, Dave Chappelle's new special is amazing. People treat politics like football teams. Some great ideas are coming out of the protests. Goombayah my people.
Episode 47: Regular Schedule Broadcasting: The Swamp
June 11, 2020 09:30 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBI don't even know the relevance of the title. But it sounded good. We discuss the weirdness in America and the fact that everyone argues over semantics and the details and interpretations that don't matter. Social media is a swamp. What you see isn't the majority.
Episode 46: A Pirate's Life For Me
June 09, 2020 09:30 - 58 minutes - 47 MBThe life of a pirate and my journey & time with Ventura College Swimming with Coach Baratte
Episode 46: A Pirate's Life For Me
June 09, 2020 09:30 - 58 minutes - 47 MBThe life of a pirate and my journey & time with Ventura College Swimming with Coach Baratte
Episode 45: Remember the pandemic? When Rome fell
June 04, 2020 16:35 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBIn this episode we talk about how crazy things have been and the virtue signaling on social media. The exploitation of the music industry. I don't like shame and I don't like guilt as a catalyst to motivate people for action. The lessons from history. A cultural restart. Real change.
Episode 44: Well.. The world is on fire - Pandemic Protests
June 02, 2020 09:30 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MBWell these are hard times. What the right answer and solution to these problems are I don't know but I know change has to happen and it will take time and focused consistent efforts into a better world.
Episode 43: I believe in magic, people with snakes, Latinas & Mario Bros scandal
May 28, 2020 09:30 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBIn this episode we talk about people who own snakes and flush pets down toilets as well as me accepting my dog with all her dog shelter induced tendencies. The tiring of dating latinas. We do a deep dive into the dark world of Mario Brothers. & I unveil my belief in magic!
Episode 42: Memorial Day, Machismo Mask Fetish, Being American, When a recruiter called
May 26, 2020 09:30 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MBIn this episode we discuss a lot of crazy stuff from the protests with people feeling like they are losing freedom to why its so dumb to call people sheep. When I had an army recruiter call me under not so good of circumstances.
Episode 41: Israel Kamakawiwo, Stairway to Evan, Leashless Brewing interview, Why it's awesome Joe Rogan signs with Spotify & Social Media censorship
May 21, 2020 09:30 - 46 minutes - 49.6 MBIn this episode I air my interview with Robert Quindaro from Leashless Brewing where we have some giggles! I also talk about Israel Kamakawiwo and his amazing music as well as the current state of music. I metaphorically ride Joe Rogan's nuts for most of the rest of the episode talking about how big it is that he signed with Spotify and what this means for the current state of podcasting and social media censorship in general. Let my people go! Don't forget to leave a review on Itunes! It he...
Episode 40: My horror movie, UFC, Hollywood hoodwinked me, Ryan Seacrest is a robot, when will we open, Zoonotic diseases
May 19, 2020 09:30 - 43 minutes - 46.2 MBIn this episode we talk about about my short horror movie on Instagram and why I want to be in a horror movie, Hollywood keeps hoodwinking me with auditions, Ryan seacrest is a weird dude and a robot, How will we open back up as a society, Why I want to live off the land and not have entitled kids. What are zoonotic diseases and how do they play into this and so much more!
Episode 39: The 90s latin influence, Souplantation!? Robert pattinson wants to be an out of shape batman, People retiring from social media like they are Jordan.
May 14, 2020 09:30 - 35 minutes - 39.1 MBIn this episode we talk about the latin spice influence of 90's artists like Ricky Martin & Enrique Iglesias. The stay at home order extended. Souplantation is closing! Take sizzler instead! Robert Pattinson doesn't wanna workout to be Batman. Okay boomer. Why do people delete their social media account like they are retiring from the NBA or breaking up with us? & mooooore
Episode 38: New podcast setup, UFC 249, Live events & being responsible-ish
May 12, 2020 09:30 - 36 minutes - 39.9 MBIn this episode we talk about my new podcast set up! Momma we made it! UFC 249 breakdown and results. The importance of live events and what it does to our brain with problem solving. Or something like that. Being responsible for our own health after this pandemic.
Episode 37: Scary movies, Elon Musk's son's name, thanking the real heroes & fight talk!
May 07, 2020 09:30 - 41 minutes - 40.3 MBIn this episode we talk about some of my favorite scary movies and scary movies in general. We talk about what the elf did Elon Musk just name his son? Thanking the real heroes during this pandemic. Finally UFC 249! We have a fight talk!
Episode 36: May the fourth be with you, Are actors important? Murder hornets & Mike Tyson hitting pads
May 05, 2020 09:30 - 33 minutes - 37.8 MBIn this episode we discuss the history of star wars and my love for the nostalgic universe. Are actors really worthless as a lot of people are saying during this pandemic. Don't worry about coronavirus now we have murder hornets! Mike Tyson hitting the pads and gearing up for a fight and so much more!
Episode 35: My very own Bill Gates conspiracy, We are lucky in quarantine, Aliens are real! UFO footage released by pentagon
April 30, 2020 09:30 - 35 minutes - 39.4 MBIn this episode we break down how silly some conspiracies are and I unveil my very special Bill Gates Microsoft Xbox Call of Duty conspiracy theory of why Bill Gates caused this pandemic. The Pentagon in an effort to distract us releases footage of UFOs, What if aliens are real what kind of world does that look like? I have a sexy alien conspiracy theory as well!
Episode 34: Fact checking articles, No one shares fake articles more than Facebook moms, Opening the beaches, my universal health care proposition, Quarantine movies, 90 day fiancé & Kim Jung-hyun
April 28, 2020 09:30 - 36 minutes - 35.7 MBIn this episode we talk about how moms on Facebook share the most clickbait in man kind. They are opening the beaches and it feels like the movie Jaws. I have a universal healthcare proposition and am running for president. I watch trash tv now with 90 day fiancé and I love it. Quarantine movie recommendations and so much more!
Episode 33: My name Evan, Being gay gold, Quentin Tarantino & derivative work
April 23, 2020 09:30 - 37 minutes - 32.4 MBIn this episode we discuss a lot from the ridiculousness of my name and being gay gold in Puerto Rico was the only time I was ever considered exotic. We talk about Once upon a time in Hollywood and Quentin Tarantino as a filmmaker. We talk about derivative work in general and now with so much content its hard to have unique premises. People are getting all the shelter dogs!
Episode 32: Happy 420! Pandemic Anxiety? I can't with conspiracies, Earth day?
April 21, 2020 09:30 - 39 minutes - 33.8 MBIn this episode we talk about an array of things from 4/20 stereotypes with Marijuana. Terrible marijuana games that people play in high school. What is this new thing called Pandemic anxiety? Is it real? I caaaan't with some of these conspiracy theories about this pandemic. Falling back in love with music and so much more!
Episode 31: Featuring Comedian Joshua Wallenstein or something
April 16, 2020 09:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBIn this episode I talk to my comedy classmate Joshua Wallenstein a hilarious comedian & writer. We talk about being deep in the trenches of comedy mics & shows. Talking about some of our fun experiences doing stand up and bombing hard on stage. We talk about what it is like to be quarantined in New York right now and Josh being my gay son.
Episode 30: Featuring Bboy legend Sam Tello talking tiktok, Healthcare, staying sane in quarantine & more
April 14, 2020 09:30 - 39 minutes - 38.5 MBIn this episode I remote podcast with the one and only Sam Tello. A Bboy who is a vulture for culture running subculturevulture entertainment. We talk about the world of tiktok. We talk about our experiences with Coronavirus and the current system of healthcare in America. We go off on wild rabbit holes. Enjoy Peter Rabbit.