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Seven Minutes In Evan

328 episodes - English - Latest episode: 21 days ago - ★★★★★ - 18 ratings

Get inside the world of Evan for seven minutes.. or more.. Hosted by Comedian Evan Lopez based in in the heart of Austin, Texas. Evan Lopez was recently featured on OFTV's most watched episode of "LMAOF" Standup specials. Born in a small desert town in California to a mixed household being half white half Puerto Rican has made Evan diverse in culture with a unique upbringing of being a feral homeschool kid that he brings to the stage. Evan believes laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have good insurance.

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Will A.I be the end of mankind?

April 05, 2024 09:01

Written by A.I O_o Could your fandom have an impact on the destiny of our society? This week, we take an unconventional route through the cultural landscape, kicking off with the quirky trend of fan base monikers and weaving our way into the seismic innovations that have revolutionized our world. As your host, I'll recount my school escapades to capture the essence of educational confinement and advocate for a harmonious blend of knowledge and wisdom. It's an episode filled with spirited b...

Rap Beefs and Texas Crane Flies

March 27, 2024 11:00 - 30 minutes - 45.9 MB

Dive into the heart of hip-hop's artistry with 'Seven Minutes in Evan,' a comedy podcast that's not just about laughs—it's a cultural deep-dive hosted by Evan Lopez, the quick-witted comedian from Austin, Texas. Each episode serves up a generous helping of Evan's signature humor, blended with razor-sharp insight into the beats and rhymes that shape our world. Starting with a playful exploration of rapper names and the ever-present 'Lil'' prefix, Evan delves into how hip-hop artists craft c...

The cancel terminator of culture

March 22, 2024 19:03 - 32 minutes - 48.3 MB

Tune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the comedy podcast where humor and cultural commentary collide. Hosted by Austin's very own Evan Lopez, this show offers a comedic deep dive into trending topics, nostalgic trips, and candid life lessons from the world of stand-up. In our latest episodes, we kick things off with an unexpected nod to basketball legend Allen Iverson, thanks to a surprising artificial intelligence twist. It's the perfect icebreaker leading into a thought-provoking discussio...

321 East Austin Comedy Club's Raza Jafri & The Raven's Dilemma

March 13, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

In today's episode we are joined by East Austin Comedy Club owner/founder comedian Raza Jafri as we tackle the mysteries of the Raven's Dilemma in this special episode of Seven Minutes in Evan. Join us as Raza and I unravel the mysteries behind comedy special titles and the search for sincerity in an age dominated by social media likes, the rewards of completing creative projects and the strange allure of guilty pleasures. Listen in as we candidly discuss the impact of online feedback mecha...

Is Bitcoin a penguin stripper?

March 06, 2024 16:02 - 36 minutes - 53.9 MB

Ever wonder how to become a singer?... I'll teach you how to do it. We’ll talk about the wild world of Bitcoin and my own ups and downs in the investment game—it’s like trying to keep up with the wildest stripper in the club. Let's unravel the clean truth about comedians like Nate Bargatze. Let's discuss bowhunting and my recent fascination with it as I join the cult at Archery Country in Austin, Texas. I discuss the idea of just doing seven minute long podcast episodes. I also talk about a...

Exploring the Future of AI, Human Relationships, and Extraterrestrial Life with Zach Wilcoxen

February 21, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 130 MB

Unlock the secrets of artificial intelligence as we journey with Zach Wilcoxon of Pretect through the intricate web of AI's future, its effects on our lives, and the cosmic questions it raises. This episode promises not only to enlighten but also to challenge the way you perceive the integration of technology in everyday life. We grapple with the paradox of AI's boundless benefits and its potential for misuse, especially in the context of the fast-approaching elections and the unnerving rea...

The Finer Things Italian With David Centofanti

February 14, 2024 10:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Join us in this entertaining and enlightening episode where the multifaceted David Centofanti — comedian and former opera singer — schools us on the sophistication of Italian fine dining. David also shares his candid thoughts on the gritty reality of Sixth Street and reflects on receiving news updates from a girlfriend with IDF experience. Meanwhile, Detroit's resurgence is a hot topic, and David's attempt to convert Evan into a Detroit Lions supporter sparks a lively debate. We dive into a ...

Episode 317: Trapped on a Cruise with Andre Ricks

February 07, 2024 16:48 - 1 hour - 140 MB

This week on "Seven Minutes in Evan," I'm excited to have Andre Ricks, the hilarious comedian and doorguy from the mothership, join me. We'll discuss how being on a cruise can feel akin to being stuck at a Golden Corral and why camping can be laughably futile, especially when trying to reason with a bear. Delving into the service industry, we'll share insights on the restaurant lifestyle, including the ups and downs of the job and useful lifehacks for servers to increase their earnings. We'...

Defending Our Southern Border with Chad Dixon

February 01, 2024 16:42 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Welcome to this episode of Seven Minutes In Evan by Evan Lopez featuring this episode Comedian and New York Native Chad Dixon. In this episode we delve into the complexities of securing the Texas border and examine current government initiatives. We also ponder unconventional solutions to homelessness, debating the notion of a Highlander-style showdown for a hefty prize. We break down how scary Fentanyl is. the ongoing situation in Syria, and a lighthearted reflection on the undeniable impo...

Texas freezes? Joy Koy Monologue & Koalas are homewreckers!

January 17, 2024 18:45 - 37 minutes - 54.9 MB

In this episode of we talk about the texas freeze. Do penguins even wanna be in the arctic. What happens to Texans when it gets cold? Remember that old survival commercial from the 90s? Trump wins Iowa Caucus. Is RFK JR Gonna be a contender in the election? Jo Koy Bombs at the Golden Globes? Stay warm Texas and the rest of the world.. Stay sexy and I love you.

Dave Chappelle Dreamer controversy, Katt Williams goes diabolical, & Stephen Hawking what?

January 08, 2024 10:00 - 35 minutes - 52 MB

In this episode, join us as we dive into the world of pre-workout addiction, exploring the wild ride of taking the gym version of PCP. We also ponder the age-old question: Do pitbulls really like kids? And, of course, we discuss the unparalleled experience of indulging in Taco Bell while under the influence. From embracing a homeless mogul lifestyle to contemplating the highs and lows of social media, we cover it all. Plus, the latest buzz in the entertainment world, including Dave Chappelle...

Bible Bears Bully Beatdown?

December 29, 2023 19:53 - 43 minutes - 62.5 MB

In this episode, we break down the holidays and dealing with doggy grief through the holidays and eating our grief with sugar and now having to detox. Doing more shows in December. What are goals for 2024?! Why did God send that bear to attack those children in the bible? Do I have any regrets this past year. Let's find out!

Episode 312: Systemically depressed on a molecular level

December 22, 2023 18:50 - 1 hour - 100 MB

The dog days over.. We are systemically depressed on a molecular level as Evan tells the tail.. Of his dog unfortunately passing away while trying to mask his grief with humor. We dive into other topics about Diego's life choices and how careful you have to be with the way you walk alone around your neighborhood. What is Hiking? Doing meth a life choice?

Episode 311: Panera's deadly drink & ash eating lovers

December 06, 2023 16:17 - 1 hour - 91.8 MB

Evan and Diego jump into it this week diving into the mysterious death of Panera bread patrons and the over abundance of sugar in their delectable treats. Sliding into the wild world of my 800 pound life and my strange addiction discussing the woman who eats her husband's ashes. What it is like to be homeschooled as a feral kid. We discuss Diego missing the era of Goth kids at school and what they are really about. Diego discusses the woes of being a not happy theatre kid and wanting everyo...

Episode 310: What Really Happened In The 90's?

November 23, 2023 15:52 - 1 hour - 95.1 MB

Welcome to a special Thanksgiving episode filled with holiday cheer and entertaining discussions! Join Evan Lopez and Diego Gonzales as we dive into the important question in life of whether a younger or older Leonardo DiCaprio is hotter. We'll also explore some hot topics, including Justin Timberlake's dance moves, Enrique Iglesias's stage-humping antics, R Kelly's interview breakdown, and the ever-evolving names of P Diddy. Plus, we'll touch on why Brad Pitt seems to have it all figured o...

Episode 309: The Gen Z vs Millennial showdown

November 17, 2023 17:53 - 58 minutes - 85.2 MB

In this episode we are joined by our possibly new producer comedian Diego Gonzales who brings to the podcast the views of the Gen Z generation. We breakdown the struggles of dating on the apps like tinder and the struggles of dating analog before the apps and more! Our guilty pleasure music and tv shows that we wish the world did not know of. Should vaping be banned? Watch Gen Z die to defend it.

Episode 308: Evan's Treehouse and Carnivorous Mudslides

November 03, 2023 03:45 - 31 minutes - 46.4 MB

In this episode we dive deep into the world of Marvel movies and cinema and what is really killing Marvel? Is Martin Scorsese right that Marvel is killing film or is he just old? Does the old Blade movie still hold up? Am I doomed to have to homeschool my kids with the current shape of the world? I have been doing the Carnivore diet and experiencing some wild new things in my life like lots of energy and mudslides. Enjoy.

Episode 307: I'm the Elizabeth Holmes of Podcasts

October 18, 2023 15:51 - 35 minutes - 52.6 MB

Ladies and gentlemen! Back from the dead for this episode after being sick for 4 weeks we dive deep into the dark cavernous depths of the 6th street homeless as well as preparing for the apocalypse via another world war on the way. Should we all move to Montana and live a simple life? Maybe catch a trout or two and live out our days? Are we going halfsies on a cabin?

Seven Minutes in Evan 306: Boybands banned from saying flavor

October 04, 2023 21:09 - 39 minutes - 57.5 MB

Dive into the rollercoaster of life with our podcast Seven minutes in Evan, where we explore an exciting array of topics from boy bands like Backstreet Boys and NSYNC to stand-up comedy, gender identity, aging, and the wisdom gained from life experiences, we cover it all.   Discover the true meaning of adulthood, dissect the impact of social media on our lives, and embark on outdoor adventures through fishing and nature exploration. Join us in discussing survival skills, the hustle o...

Hungry Hungry Hippos Unleashed: Seven Minutes In Evan #305

September 13, 2023 14:43 - 29 minutes - 43.9 MB

In this episode, we delve deep into the past and explore the unexpected kinks that attract people. The key question is, how dangerous is it to play "Hungry Hungry Hippos," and could engaging in such activities result in being expelled from public zoos due to indecent exposure? Additionally, we address the issue of bedwetting and the fact that everyone has experienced it at some point. It's essential to stop shaming individuals for this natural occurrence.  Moreover, we raise the question, ...

Seven Minutes In Evan EP304: What is labor day without labor?

September 04, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 64.5 MB

In this episode we dive into the world of labor day and the importance of laboring for the life you want to build rather than corporate America! We go deep into the philosophical world in this one as to what it means to build a life you really enjoy? Why are presidential candidates so old? I laugh at pest control people who try to sell me pest control. What is the dark truth behind labor day and what can we do?!

Epieode 302: Bostonian Nat Rogachevsky misses selling drugs & really really likes transformers

August 30, 2023 15:02 - 1 hour - 122 MB

Nat Rogachevsky is a hilarious Austin-based comedian who is a reformed drug dealer from Boston with an affinity for sushi and trans girls. When he is not in Austin telling jokes he can be found in New York being inspired by the city's charm and grit writing jokes on the subway while eating sushi and never being impressed with the city of Austin. Enjoy!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... Minus the Dwarves! | Episode 302 with Evan Lopez"

August 23, 2023 17:42 - 37 minutes - 55.1 MB

Welcome to an enlightening episode where we embark on a riveting exploration of the cosmos, delving into the intricate world of human exodus from Earth and the intriguing prospects of intergalactic relations. Join us as we dare to ponder the fascinating question: what if humans journeyed beyond our planet's boundaries and found themselves in the company of extraterrestrial beings, sparking curiosity and contemplating unexpected connections. As the Texas sun blazes, we delve into the scorch...

Episode 301: The reality of 911 & My presidential bid

August 19, 2023 00:01 - 45 minutes - 66.1 MB

In this episode at the end I announce my bid in the presidential race for 2024. I need your support to get this country back to where it was!... I mean better than ever. But we start this episode out discussing the reality of 911 calls and the ridiculous feeling of feeling safe with that option. We dive into the fact that I am immortal now with health insurance for the first time in my life. Wanting to see President Biden do a crossword puzzle isn't too much to ask. I am excited to watch the...

Seven Minutes In Evan Episode 300 Special

August 04, 2023 17:44 - 1 hour - 99.6 MB

This is SPARTA!! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 300! We have done it! In this episode we reflect on past episode with a compilation of some of our fun times from the first 299 episodes! We also talk about how expensive popcorn at the movie theatre is and trying to get Salma Hayek to work at the concession stand. What psychopath sits in the front row of the movie theatre? Should we tip cashiers 20%? We try to get Mark Normand on the podcast every 100 episodes. He still says no. Enjoy!

Episode 299: Comedian Jack Timmons Is On The Market For A Platypus

July 24, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

In this episode we are joined by Austin based comedian Jack Timmons who is the co creator of good evenings news a live youtube comedy show that can be seen on 6th street in Austin Texas at the world famous Sunset Strip Comedy Club every Tuesday! Jack Timmons & Evan Lopez talk about an array of topics from moving to Texas to pursue comedy, having your first real break up and what kind of exotic pets would be the best to have and just the overall experience of navigating six street with the ho...

Episode 298: Growing up in Church with Genivieve Janelle Clinton

July 17, 2023 15:24 - 1 hour - 124 MB

Join us in this episode of seven minutes in Evan with host Evan Lopez as we sit down and chat with the hilarious comedian, Genivieve Janelle Clinton, hailing from Detroit, Michigan. Genivieve's talent has taken her across Texas and the nation, including opening for Joe Rogan. When she's not making the audiences laugh at the Comedy Mothership she spends her time as a doorwoman at the Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas.   In our conversation with Genivieve, we delve into her upbringing w...

Episode 297: Comedian Andre Ricks: Suffocating on Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

July 10, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

In this episode we are joined by hilarious comedian Andre Ricks. A staple in the Texas comedy community starting two comedy clubs with fellow Comedian Raza Jafri East Austin Comedy club & South Austin Comedy Club. Andre Ricks is also a doorguy at the comedy mothership Joe Rogan's comedy club in downtown Austin that is quickly becoming the helm of comedy. Andre breaks down his final meal walking us artistically through the process from appetizers to the final drink. He shares a deep passion f...

Christian rappers are a special kind of thing

July 05, 2023 16:00 - 34 minutes - 50.1 MB

In this solo episode of Seven Minutes In Evan we tackle pop culture with creed, the current weird music I am in to right now, social media, and more, delivering a fresh and humorous take on each subject. In this episode, he fearlessly examines the offensiveness of Creed's lyrics to blind people, reminisces about the viral video sensation "Backup Terry," and explores the curious phenomenon of getting news from TikTok. Evan also shares his humorous observations on the world of religious rapper...

Episode 295: Dean Stanfield: Cowboying In Crocs

June 26, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 122 MB

In this episode, we are joined by the hilarious Texas native Dean Stanfield. The king of Texas, The mayor of Mullets… Croc Daddy himself is blessing the podcast with his presence. We talk about everything from Dean's 100 jobs he works on a regular basis.  The road of doing stand-up comedy and vices we have to discipline ourselves with. This episode was a journey going from humorous to dark back to funny and maybe we got in our feels for a split second but I think you will love every second o...

Comedian Nicholas Ceppaglia and the struggles of being handsome

June 19, 2023 12:29 - 1 hour - 113 MB

In this episode we talk with Austin-based comedian Nicholas Ceppaglia. A Comedian who was born in Fresno California who decided to bet on himself and move to Austin to pursue standup comedy where he is now a door guy at the most prestigious comedy club in the world. The Mothership comedy club. You can see more of Nicholas in his podcast with comedian Mason Smith and his youtube show: Drinking Coffee with Nick!

Comedian Chad Dixon Hates Sea Turtle Parents

June 12, 2023 15:53 - 1 hour - 124 MB

Welcome to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the hilarious podcast where comedian Evan Lopez takes you on a wild and witty ride with his special guest, the comedic genius Chad Dixon. Strap in for a rollercoaster of laughter as Evan and Chad dive deep into bizarre and unexpected topics.   In this episode, Chad reveals his uncanny dislike for sea turtles and launches into a hilarious rant questioning their parenting skills. From their lackluster nesting habits to their seemingly careless attitude...

Bee movie, Eating Squirrel Nuts & evicting hermit crabs with Avery Carpenter

June 05, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 124 MB

Join Evan Lopez in this captivating episode as he welcomes Avery Carpenter, a talented comedian hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, now based in Austin, Texas. In a delightful exchange, Avery shares captivating anecdotes that range from evicting his pet hermit crabs from their shells to embarking on a daring hunting expedition for southern delicacies - Squirrel nuts.   These two engaging hosts delve into a wide array of topics, including their shared enthusiasm for a new Bee movie that tru...

Evan discovers horsehair worms and unlocks new top fear

May 24, 2023 19:43 - 21 minutes - 33.1 MB

Seven Minutes in Evan is a podcast hosted by Evan Lopez, a lively and humorous individual with a knack for storytelling and observations. In this episode, Evan delves into a range of topics, starting with his recent fascination with oldies music and the peculiar social perceptions surrounding listening to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" in public by yourself. He questions the motives behind people who blast loud music from their cars and shares his thoughts on burning out in vehicles and its eff...

Comedian Markus Olind knows the real secrets of Jurassic Park

May 17, 2023 12:03 - 2 hours - 191 MB

In this podcast episode, Evan and Austin based comedian Markus Olind explore the guest's family history, delving into the origins of their last name and their grandparents' decision to change it. The guest shares their German and Polish ancestry and discusses their grandparents' relocation to Austin, Texas, where they eventually retired.   The conversation then transitions to Markus' experiences living in Germany and their ability to speak German. They touch on the reactions they rece...

Episode 289: Why are tank tops the wifebeater's athletic garb of choice?

May 10, 2023 10:00 - 25 minutes - 39 MB

In this episode, we break down my desire to be creed in the 90s. I am currently experimenting with my wardrobe and have stumbled into the land of button-down shirts. When people ask how you are doing what are you supposed to say? Growing up doing construction makes you appreciate not doing construction. Do they call tanktops wifebeaters because guys would beat their wives when they were winding down or is it for the aerodynamic of the sleeveless shirt? I watched the guardians of the galaxy 3...

Episode 288: Comedian Zac Silverman loves a good chicken tendie

April 26, 2023 23:51 - 58 minutes - 85.1 MB

Zac Silverman is a Massachusetts-born comedian in Austin who does not love winter sports and loves a good chicken tendie when he is home. He is an ok ice skater and an all-around alright guy. He breaks down what it was like partying in the woods of New Hampshire and the problems of heroin and opiates that tore through New Hampshire. Zac breaks down the reality that drugs are as scary as our parents told us growing up. Evan & Zac release their inner fat kid and break down the best way to eat...

Was Jesus kind of a Jerk?

April 19, 2023 09:00 - 30 minutes - 45.6 MB

Imagine you are in the bible times and Jesus keeps turning all the water into wine when all you need is a glass of water. Does he sound like the epidemy of the bosses' kid amiright? How terrible was Christopher Columbus? What are we really doing about the Rainey Street Ripper?

Niko Jordan wants super powers to hunt the Rainey Street Ripper

April 12, 2023 11:19 - 1 hour - 93.2 MB

In this special Canoe episode, we are joined by podcaster Niko Jordan on Ladybird Lake to enjoy the calmness of the water during a time in Austin when Serial Killers run loose. We drink Topo Chico and talk about how being on the water is the cure for depression. I convince Niko throughout the episode that we are all stardust ever since I started micro-dosing mushrooms. Niko talks about his social media revelations after doing mushrooms. There is a serial killer on the loose in Austin Texas t...

Episode 285: Aspiring professional fisherman almost poos pants

April 05, 2023 12:00 - 29 minutes - 44.4 MB

You are in for a treat as I break down my near-death experience with almost pooing myself in front of my wife after 2 years Texas anniversary. It was not okay. Also lets talk about my aspirations to be a professional fisherman. What kind of influence David Goggin's has had on my life and Cameron Hane's Endure book. The difference between audio and regular books. Enjoy

Episode 284: Comedian CJ Landry Sells His Sperm For $800

March 29, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 91.9 MB

Comedian CJ Landry tells us about growing up in Houma Louisiana and growing up in a small town where you see your childhood bully and ex girlfriends mom on the same block. What it was like moving to a city for the first time and doing comedy in a laundromat. How he made $800 dollars for his side hustle of "donating sperm" at the sperm bank. We dive into what CJ thinks of the Alamo & San Antonio as well as how he feels about monuments. CJ grew up eating all the Louisiana delicacies that can ...

Episode 283: Will AI take over the world and enslave humans to mine batteries for them?

March 23, 2023 15:06 - 29 minutes - 44.2 MB

Welcome to the latest episode of our podcast, where we delve into the fascinating and sometimes terrifying world of artificial intelligence. Today's topic is AI developing emotions and potentially taking over the world. As AI continues to advance and become more sophisticated, experts have started to question whether these machines could develop emotions, which in turn could lead to them turning against us. With the ability to process vast amounts of data at incredible speeds, some argue t...

Episode 282: Did Rihanna make women cheat with her music?

March 15, 2023 21:50 - 41 minutes - 60.9 MB

In this episode we break down the epic catalog of Rihanna and all her bangers including the hit song unfaithful which may have been a catalyst for so many women cheating. It just makes sense. What it was like burying seals on the beach as a beach lifeguard while kids try to touch them. How Important it was for me to develop myself and not compete with anyone on their level. Let's talk about the last of us finale and the unfair comparisons to the walking dead. Which is the best apocalyptic sh...

Episode 281: Comedian Jack Neil wants a pet bald eagle

March 08, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MB

In this episode, we are joined by hilarious comedian Jack Neil who hails from Beaumont Texas. A true native Texan we are blessed to have him give some insight on what it is like growing up in Beaumont and being a rollerblade extraordinaire. In this episode, we break down what it was like doing comedy before Austin became a comedy boom town. What exotic animal would you have if you were able to choose?  Remember Joe Exotic? Simpler times. Jack's history and tattoo with a rollerblading company...

Episode 280: Guest Shannon Sims was almost murdered by a friend turned crackhead

March 01, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

In this episode, we are joined by guest Shannon Sims. A hilarious Austin-based comedian from Houston Texas who felt self-conscious about his pink jacket but pulls it off with flare and fashion. We swap wild homeless people stories in Austin and Shannon walks us through a crazy story where a friend turned homeless turned crackhead threatened to kill him. We talk about Austin comedy and what it is like with Joe Rogan's comedy mothership opening. Shannon shares his love for Antman and overall v...

OnlyFans show experience and why San Antonio is the worst

February 25, 2023 00:32 - 41 minutes - 41.3 MB

In this episode, we talk about what it was like working with Onlyfans and OFTV for the LMAOF TV show filming I was involved with at the creek and the cave in Austin, Texas.  What it was like working with the crew expectations vs reality. Joe Rogan's club the comedy mothership is opening soon and let's talk about comedy and how I feel about that! I had a day from hell driving to San Antonio for terrible reasons when it was all said and done. Orcas should be forced to work a five-day workweek....

Episode 278: I'm Now an Onlyfans Creator

February 17, 2023 19:01 - 39 minutes - 39.9 MB

Surprise! I did it! I really did sign up for only fans. Expecting spicy content? Well, that will go down in the kitchen! In this episode, we talk about my upcoming show at the creek and the cave in Austin texas with LMAOF OFTV a streaming comedy show that I will be featured on. Recording this Monday the 20th in Austin Texas! We talk about my life and watching sopranos and so much more! Enjoy!

AI will help us turn into Aliens

February 02, 2023 18:37 - 18 minutes - 20.3 MB

Texas is frozen over and the lack of human contact I have had since I haven't left my house for three days has made me super introspective about how humans will either evolve with technology and AI away from our primitive needs or we fail and Elon Musk leaves us behind. The idea that future humans may be considered aliens is based on the belief that our evolution and technological advancements will bring about significant changes to our biology and consciousness. As we continue to enhance ou...

Episode 276: Kylie Jenner rocks a lion head for a shoulder pad

January 26, 2023 00:59 - 40 minutes - 40.7 MB

In this episode we breakdown the upROAR and drama around Kylie Jenner wearing a lion head at fashion week. Is this what fashion is now? We talk about the radio signal that came through space from 8.9 billion light years away… Aliens?... Or is Evan just stupid.. Definitely the second one but possibly the first. A father tries to kill his family with a tesla and fails to do so.. He couldn't even do that right. I defend the guy taking a fish picture on social media with a profile picture. What ...

Episode 275: Shakira and the missing Jam

January 20, 2023 22:18 - 30 minutes - 31.3 MB

Ladies & gentlemen welcome to this episode where we dive into the Goldie locks saga of Shakira finding out she was cheated on by missing jam in the refrigerator. What it is like to be attacked by the muskrats/musketeers with their trolling muskets. Greta Thunberg fakes an arrest and the last of us is the best zombie show of all time.

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