You know what I love on a pizza? Sugar cubes and chewy gummy balls. Oh yeah, and also cheese to really up the savory, salty factor for this sweet pizza instead of, I don’t know, some kind of tea flavored spread? I don’t want to talk about Bubble Tea pizza anymore. This week, Will and Theo talk about humbling Roman Generals, the origin of the name for Caesar Salad, “Is this the Onion?” in which Will must guess which article is real from 3 stories and which are The Onion articles which include bus tours down the “Joker” stairs, new Eggplant with sores emoji, and Bubble Tea pizza, some more Ancient Pompeii graffiti, the three worst Scooby Doo plot lines including “Chickenstein Lives”, “Hang in There, Scooby Doo” featuring a Ghost Pterodactyl, and “Creepy Cruise” featuring a convoluted time travel device and a not so complicatedly named Futuristic Monster.