Segment City
187 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 6 ratingsEach week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
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Segment City Episode 186 - Dr. Eggman’s Diabetes PSA
April 17, 2024 21:03 - 1 hour - 102 MB“Dr. Eggman, for the crime of turning animals into robots, this Court sentences you to do a series of diabetes Public Service Announcements!” “But… I don’t have diabetes!” “Then maybe you should see someone because if anyone has diabetes, it’s you…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Anime Boston, how romantic comedy movies fit into the “uncanny valley”, IHop’s collaboration with Sonic the Hedgehog featuring some Sonic themed breakfast treats, the mysterious case of a Russian rad...
Segment City Episode 185 - What Does Cause and Effect Taste Like?
April 11, 2024 15:35 - 1 hour - 144 MBNectar of the Gods. Modern Mummification. The taste of Nothing. How? Why? Stop asking so many questions and come into our pyramid. This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest, and worst, ideas from Wendy’s, a story of a gator visiting a ballpark, and in the latter half of the episode we stumble across what might be one of the most unhinged websites we’ve ever come across. Email us at [email protected] Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity Youtube: https://www...
Segment City Episode 184 - Honest to Goodness Mad Science
April 04, 2024 18:20 - 1 hour - 91.9 MB…And honestly, in this day and age it’s hard to find people doing good scientific work! Well, I say good, but really it's more on the evil side. And by evil I mean stupid. Very stupid. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about a Russian man who taught Spanish at Will’s highschool, read up on what month people are most like to die, genetic engineering has gone awry as “Personal Pineapples” aka small pineapples that you can fit in your hand, social media advocating eating in the bath...
Segment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?
March 28, 2024 22:23 - 1 hour - 163 MBNew! From the idiots who bring you Segment City comes a new podcast that will change your life for the better. Have you been out on the beach scouring the rocks for bits of metal trash? Is your family pleading with you, “please father, just come inside, there’s a hurricane can’t you see?” Well we’re here to help! This week on the podcast Theo and will contemplate new Peeps flavors, KFC’s latest crimes against humanity, and Will takes a trip to the Taxidermy Shop. The show rounds out with so...
Segment City Episode 182 - The Adult Soup Zone
March 20, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 158 MBYou ever just need to be alone with your thoughts with your soup, uninterrupted by children? We completely get it. You're with friends here. This week on the show Theo and Will discuss different monodiets and the perils that may come with them. Will takes us through the history of the Bermuda Triangle, and Theo unveils new rules for 2024!
Segment City Episode 181 - Making Goblin Noises
March 07, 2024 17:43 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBIt's hard being a Goblin. Nobody respects you. Everyone looks down on you (literally). And their always stealing my trinkets! But one day they'll see! I'll be a singer and make my Goblin noises where they will be appreciated! This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Theo’s tussle with an extra spicy chicken sandwich, Will’s Yankee Swap debacle featuring a maligned bag of frozen Ikea meatballs, the Instagram account “Mugshawties”, Theo laments the death of Fruitstripe gum with their dis...
Segment City Episode 180 - Count Squirrelok
January 31, 2024 19:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB“Ah, I see you have found my tree top castle tree house. Though you will find that you were a fool to come in here with all that tasty blood of yours- Is that an acorn? Even though I’m a vampire now, I’m still a squirrel. How about we trade the acorn for letting you live. Deal?” This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what constitutes a Christmas stocking stuffer, news stories of car sized tumbleweeds, neon green canals in Venice, and bursting wine tanks flooding Portuguese stree...
Segment City Episode 179 - This is the Benihana Guy?
January 17, 2024 17:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBIn this week’s episode we have a deep dive on the like of Rocky Aoki, a top contender for title of Most Interesting Man in the World. Founder of Benihana, speed boat racer, balloon pilot, and so many other monikers that are too many to list. We also run you through a WikiHow on how to be annoying, tune in to see if you might unwittingly qualify. Email us at [email protected] Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqz...
Segment City Episode 178 - The World’s Most Condescending Frenchman
January 04, 2024 14:10 - 1 hour - 103 MB“... It’s a tough competition this year at ‘The World’s Most Condescending Person’ competition! Despite France winning the majority of years, it might be- No, it looks like a French man won it again! And a physicist no less! Remind me to send him some congratulatory cigarettes…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how media keeps repeating itself, a Tumblr user’s list of “Phrases you can use in any situation”, Theo goes over his top movies, video games, shows, and books for the ye...
Segment City Episode 177- A Post Elf World
December 27, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 165 MBIt’s a holiday roundup! This week’s podcast has entirely Christmas and holiday themed segments, just in time for you to sit around the fire with your family and all tune in to Segment City. Theo has a report of a Taco Bell holiday party that went completely off the rails, and a collection of festive Florida Man stories. Will has a bundle of Santa crime news stories, and an edition of Amazon Erotica that’s wrapped up just for you ;) Email us at [email protected] Twitter: https:...
Segment City Episode 176 - Outlaw Otter
December 20, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 91 MB“EVERYBODY STAND BACK! We have a rouge otter on the loose! His many crimes are too horrific to describe, but I will try. For 324 acts of smashing clams against his belly, 420 acts of squeaking adorably, stealing 3 surfboards, and for 1 act of negligent homicide, we have to throw him in jail. But if he squeaks for a 421st time then maybe we’ll put him on parole- Oh and he just did so he has to be on parole now.” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how different the Polar Expre...
Segment City Episode 175 - Now Wait Just a Horsey Second
December 13, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBHey, what’s the deal with airplanes? They’re like a room, but move diagonally? And they don’t serve oats. Listen I’m a horse, I really shouldn’t be here. This week on the podcast Will talks about his recent 10 year high-school reunion and all the wacky characters he reunited with there. He’s also got some thoughts on what makes a good pet, and some news stories covering a slew of topics from pizza restaurant robbery to the world’s oldest skydiver. Theo’s got a recent report of a horse tha...
Segment City Episode 174 - How to be a Furry
December 06, 2023 23:50 - 1 hour - 95 MBHave you been getting bored of your life? Have you tired of being so hairless and not blue? Have you been looking for that push to finally get into the Furry community? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Get all your furry advice from two men who have never been furries nor have engaged in their community! This week on the podcast, the boys talk about their personal picks for best pie flavors and US regional pies, Cinemark’s insane ploy to get popcorn, Icees, and other theater snacks del...
Segment City Episode 173 - Combat Juggling
November 29, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBYou are in for a wild ride on this week’s show, the segments are coming fast out of left field! This week Will and Theo discuss haircuts and shaving, and Will introduces Theo (and the world) to Combat Juggling. Theo brings news on the world’s most expensive hotdog, and a segment on the world’s richest dog. Email us at [email protected] Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Segment City Episode 172 - “When you have two nails and a wire, everything looks like a hot dog”
November 22, 2023 19:09 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBWe have all heard the saying “When you only have a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Well, decipher the title of this episode and tell us what it means because I don’t know. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about temporary tattoos, reckless Boston drivers, the New York Times’ list of best food innovations like a 3d frosting tool, new types of avocado, voice automated mixers, instant grilled cheese, and more! Also on this episode Will asks Theo “What Sounds Better to You?”...
Segment City Episode 171 - An Operating System for God
November 15, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBThis week on the podcast Theo and Will muse about which fruits could next have advertising on them, and Theo has a million dollar sandwich idea. He’s also brought the story of a man who single-handedly developed an operating system for the big man himself. Will’s brought instructions on how to craft your perfect fursona, as well as some spooky Amazon erotica finds. Email us at [email protected] Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC...
Segment City Episode 170 - The True Story of the French Nobleman who inspired Bluebeard
November 08, 2023 23:14 - 59 minutes - 88 MBCan we really be labeled as a comedy podcast when we spend the majority of an episode talking about a famous murderer? Frankly my dear listeners, I don’t give a damn. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting rid of tough weeds, what our first Halloween costumes memories are, seasonal pumpkin spiced red vines, Will tells the horrid (and lengthy) tale of Gilles de Rais who was the right hand man of Joan of Arc as well as a real life fairy tale villain and murderer. Email us a...
Segment City Episode 169 - Utahn Recipes with Rachel Robison!
November 01, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBFrankly, I think they need to cool it on the cream of chicken soup, but hey I’m just some guy so don’t listen to me. This week on the show we are joined by the one and only Rachel Robison! She’s brought us a collection of wacky foods from Utah to react to. Theo also has a story of a maybe real life ancient alien? Email us at [email protected] Twitter: https://twitter.com/SegmentCity Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ
Segment City Episode 168 - How to Seduce Your Professor
October 25, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 151 MBMake no mistake -- the first step in the process is to throw your morals straight out the window. WikiHow might have a list of steps that says otherwise, but really you got yourself into this position so reckon with that first. This week on the podcast Will and Theo talk about the Joey Chestnut’s legendary attempt at Buffalo wings, and Will brings us through a WikiHow article on seducing your professor. Theo has a Wikipedia Historian on the Baker Street Robbery and how it almost succeeded. ...
Segment City Episode 167 - The Surprising History of Renaissance Faires
October 18, 2023 21:28 - 1 hour - 108 MBTurns out that the Red Scare just made the weirdos weirder and the regular people weirder too. That’s what happens when a weirdo leads the country on his weirdo crusade against ideas he doesn’t like. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about what horror movie tropes creep us out, the 5 best food based Halloween costumes, a food that apparently neutralizes garlic breath, the surprisingly history of Renaissance Fairs, and we go to the Drama Corner about a woman who goes nuclear on he...
Segment City Episode 166 - ”I’ve got a sword. Good luck.”
September 20, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBImagine being a hitman. You just snuck into some bloke’s window. The light gets turned on. Your target is only wearing his boxers and Muramasa katana. “You’re gonna have to work for ya coin tonight, assassin.” he says, brandishing his blade. You then pull out a Glock and light him up. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about getting old, new slang terms like “rizz”, Taco Bell’s experimental Baja Blast Gelato, a biggest Loch Ness monster hunt in 50 years, a man who puts a £50,000 Isis b...
Segment City Episode 165 - Meathead Math
September 06, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBLemme get this straight — you’re telling me I could have had 7.5 days per week every week for my entire life and all I had to do was realize how to count properly? I’ve thrown away so much time! My youth! This week on the podcast Theo has a report of a few Florida residents up to their old shenanigans. Will brings us a legendary forum debate that is bound to leave you dumber for having listened to it. Finally, we round out the podcast with one of the best Taxidermy Shop segments to date. E...
Segment City Episode 164 - How to Apologize to your Cat
August 31, 2023 01:58 - 1 hour - 96.1 MB“You have climbed all the way up this mountain to receive my wisdom. What would you like to know?” the Guru said. “My cat Sprinkles seems mad at me, so I thought you would, like, maybe, help me to apologize.” “If that is what you are asking then I think you have bigger problems.” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about impulse shopping, which is more stressful: Physical mail or email, Oscar Myers releasing a disgusting straw that looks and tastes like a hot dog, how to apologize ...
Segment City Episode 163 - The Gravy Diet
August 23, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBSome call it the newest diet, we call it the newest way of being. Introducing: The all gravy diet. It’s really more of a lifestyle than anything, and if you’ve been looking for a way to cleanse your body and replace your natural fluids with this thick delicious brown goop then you’re in the right place. This week on the podcast Theo has a report from Santa Claus, Indiana where they’re building a gravy themed rollercoaster that is sure to delight. He also has a Wikipedia Historian story of t...
Segment City Episode 162 - It Ain’t Easy Being Parcheesi
August 17, 2023 03:13 - 1 hour - 104 MBNothing like being bullied at a family gathering and then they get to move 20 spaces just to rub it in. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about learning Parcheesi for the first time, how there should be a ego price to having cutesy generated avatars, why Mark Zuckerberg might beat Elon Musk in their boxing match, the German children’s television character Brundt das Brot who is a depressed piece of toast, Theo tells us about the Baltimore Gold Horde which was gold found by some boys i...
Segment City Episode 161 - You Can’t Do That, Candyman!
August 11, 2023 11:12 - 1 hour - 144 MBThis week on the podcast we get straight into it! No intros, right to the segments! Will tells us the story of the Demon Cat that haunts Washington DC who terrorizes lazy security guards and generally wreaks havoc. He also has more news of the Australian artist who really loves making people uncomfortable, and finally he brings us over to Amazon Erotica. Theo’s got news of a Skittles and French’s Mustard collaboration you’ll never guess! Ok well there’s really only one thing that collab co...
Segment City Episode 160 - Australia’s “Terrifyingly Nipply” Skywhale
August 04, 2023 01:15 - 1 hour - 95.8 MBI don’t think it is terrifying! In fact, I believe more balloon creatures should have breasts! Actually please don’t quote me on that… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the “Barbenheimer” trend, if they would have weird digestion patterns for a million dollars, Hooters opening 6 units in Florida and Las Vegas, people getting upset at a busty seagull statue in Massachusetts and a multi-breasted whale hot air balloon in Australia, Theo takes us down to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” ...
Segment City Episode 159 - Anti 420 Ghost Hunter
July 26, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBIf you’re thinking about visiting the old asylum, make sure you’ve got all the gear you need: flashlight, electroscope, magnetic field detectors, the whole lot. But ghosts hate that Devil’s lettuce, leave that stuff home or you might drive em wild with anger. This week on the podcast Theo brings the latest concoction from Burger King Thailand, the Cheeeeesburger. He also has another batch of Farmer’s Only profiles. Will has a Wikipedia Historian about a very dumb cultist, and how Gen Z is ...
Segment City Episode 158 - ”This isn’t a handmade airplane, is it?”
July 05, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 100 MB“... Why do you ask?” The pilot responds, just as the duct tape holding the wings on fails. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Apple Vision Pro and its controversial price tag, a new pasta shape designed by a podcast called “Cascatelli”, McDonald’s newest nasty creation: The Hashbrown Oreo McFlurry Ice Cream Sandwich which combines hot potato with chocolate to really ruin your day, a woman wins a cheese rolling race down a hill despite being knocked unconscious, a MAGA s...
Segment City Episode 157 - Jesus’ Hot Girl Summer in Japan
June 28, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 98.9 MBListen, the guy already has stunning locks, ripped abs, and the suffering look is really in right now. Why shouldn’t he show off his summer body in Japan? Well he has to walk there first, but that’s only going to make him more fit. This week on the podcast, the Theo and Will talk about severing different parts of our personalities like the show “Severance”, if God farts and poops, a man who dumped 400 lbs. of pasta in the woods, the story of how Jesus moved to Japan after switching places w...
Segment City Episode 156 - Mango Ranch Dip
June 26, 2023 03:02 - 1 hour - 140 MBThe accompanying marketing statement for this one said “dipping will never be the same” which… I dunno, I guess I’ll let you decide that one. In this week’s episode we explore one of the weirdest “game changing” devices entering a McDonald’s near you. Will has two news stories of successful self defense with a slingshot, and a dog driving. Theo takes will down the road of Farmer’s Only profiles to find a hot date. Email us at [email protected] Twitter: https://twitter.com/Segm...
Segment City Episode 155 - The Worst Monsters Inc Ever
June 10, 2023 01:51 - 1 hour - 148 MBDo you think if you grew up and Mike Wazowski was still busting into your room every night with his comedy routine at some point you’d just… snap? This week on the podcast Will brings a Conspiracy Query about a senator body swap, as well as a report of a woman having a full body… “expression of physical joy” during the philharmonic orchestra. Theo’s got a report of thousands of bees dumped on a highway, and a Wikipedia Historian investigating the link between a certain Pope’s grudge again...
Segment City Episode 154 - A Nude Horse is a Rude Horse
May 24, 2023 23:59 - 59 minutes - 86.9 MBAnd nothing is worse than a rude horse. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s preacher grandfather who revealed he hates organ music, how frustrating it is to watch content that is about your profession, going over stupid Tik Tok “foodhacks”, Will goes over the most obvious hitman plot ever as a Air National Guard put his resume on rentahitman.com (a fake hitman website), Theo continues the trend of dumb crime with stories about a bank robbery committed with a cucumber a...
Segment City Episode 153 - Challenging Yourself to a Hot Dog Eating Contest
May 19, 2023 19:57 - 1 hour - 147 MB“Wanna see me eat 15 hotdogs? You don’t? Ok well I’m gonna do it anyways.” This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the mayhem in Philly when a kid challenges himself to a hotdog eating contest, and Will walks us through the downfall of beloved (by someone) sandwich chain, Quiznos. Following all those food segments, Theo has one of the least appetizing editions of the Taxidermy Shop yet featuring a creator who attempted to power wash one of their creations to a pretty horrifying end. ...
Segment City Episode 152 - My Relationship with a 500 Pound Gorilla
May 04, 2023 14:02 - 1 hour - 95.3 MB“I love this gorilla and he loves me! At least, I think he does. He mostly bares his teeth at me and gives me the thumb across the neck hand signal, which must mean love in Gorilla…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the Danish “Kageman” or “Cake Man” that is a tradition that is only meant to disturb children, Theo takes us on the flavor journey that is the Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream, Will tells us the newest scientific breakthrough as Scientists unveil a meatball made from c...
Segment City Episode 151 - 43% Poo, 100% Smelly
April 27, 2023 01:33 - 1 hour - 153 MBDon’t get the title of this episode twisted, I promise it has nothing to do with Jack Daniels. You’re gonna have to listen to find out what that means. This week on the podcast Will talks about the many methods of getting rid of lionfish, as well as a report on the new nutritious Lunchables. Which is pretty much admitting that they weren’t nutritious before, but hey who’s even paying attention. He also talks about a man who is re-enacting Easter to the most literal degree for the 33rd time ...
Segment City Episode 150 - Corporate HR’s Guide to Quitting Your Job
April 20, 2023 18:50 - 1 hour - 103 MBTip #1: Don't. We need loyal drones- I mean, employees to do the heavy lifting while the C-Suite goes and plays their 12 game of golf this week. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about sending postcards in 2023, how weird modern advertisements are, Campbell’s soup’s strange new Ghost Pepper soup, Will tells you “How to Quit Your Job without Burning Bridges” (as literally written by HR), and Theo takes us back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” to show us some terrifying celebrity cospl...
Segment City Episode 149 - Mike the Headless Chicken
April 06, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBCome on down to the Multi-Head No-Head On Average Normal Amounts of Heads Hut! We’re working on a new name, but hey you’re here to take a look at creatures with variable amounts of heads, not analyze our branding. This week on the podcast Theo reports on the return of the KFC Double Down, a truly chaotic creation making it’s re-debut. He also brings a selection of posts from the subreddit Am I the Devil for Will to witness how terrible people are to one another. Will has an article on How ...
Segment City Episode 148 - ”It’s not about the size, it’s about the access to Christ”
March 22, 2023 21:46 - 1 hour - 91.9 MBSelf explanatory, really. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how bad TV remotes have gotten, Theo takes us down to Georgia to hear about a woman crashing her car into a KFC because she didn’t get biscuits, Will informs the public that a deranged Cookie Monster is haunting Californian piers, Theo goes down to the “Crystal Shop” to tell us about howe specific Ebay stones can help to improve our stats and commune with ghosts and angels, and Will tells us how to take the perfect bath...
Segment City Episode147 - A Chuck E. Cheese on Every Block
March 17, 2023 19:59 - 48 minutes - 110 MBAs your mayor, I promise you this: There will be no child left behind. That is, left in the car because the Chuck E. Cheese is filled to capacity. Every block will have a Chuck E. Cheese, and every child will get to go in that nasty ball pit. That is my vow. This week on the show, Theo explores some new catchphrases, and brings an edition of Food News that delves into children being banned from restaurants. He’s also got a Wikipedia Historian about Edward Mordrake, a man purportedly born wi...
Segment City Episode 146 - The Worst Tragedies Happen For Whimsical Reasons
March 08, 2023 19:41 - 1 hour - 105 MBThink about it, all the worst things happen for whimsical reasons. World War 1 began because some youngsters wanted to kill an Archduke with the boyz, the Costa Concordia sank because the captain wanted to show off, and Johnny Depp's career sank because of Johnny Depp. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about how many parts you can substitute from a recipe before it is no longer the same recipe, Fox News falls for A&W's fake tweet about their new pant-less mascot, the incredibly ...
Segment City Episode 145 - Infinite Comfort: Hot, Cold, and Touch
February 24, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBImagine a world in which you sit down at work and are instantly warped to the sunken place, paralyzed by infinite comfort and are totally despondent. Well that dream can be yours, now at 50% off with this fabulous new X Chair! This week on the podcast Theo reviews the recent M&Ms drama, and takes Will on a deep dive into an office chair infomercial. Will brings us a report out of Texas that apparently pickles are a movie theater snack, and also has an update on the Wheel of Fugitive segmen...
Segment City Episode 144 - The Killdozer
February 17, 2023 23:21 - 1 hour - 105 MBSometimes a man is pushed by society to his limits. Sometimes… He pushes back. And sometimes…. he makes an indestructible bulldozer to destroy the entire town over not having a minor zoning dispute go his way. RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Garfield phones washing up on French coasts, the “Crypto House” (which is furnished and decorated with NFTs) people are trying (and failing) to sell in Hollywood, Marvin Heemeyer’s rampage through his town wi...
Segment City Episode 143 - Short King Bigfoot
February 08, 2023 17:00 - 1 hour - 138 MBNew hot short king Bigfeet in your area! Click here now to be connected to these short dense boys! This week on the podcast Theo has a report of the world’s new largest pizza, and quizzes Will on recent news in another edition of Is This the Onion? Will has a story of a woman who sues the Fish and Wildlife Association after she lost 125 pounds and got a divorce from her husband because they claimed she didn’t really see a bigfoot. There are so many layers there. And finally Will’s got a se...
Segment City Episode 142 - Do Not Pass Go and Go Directly to Hell
February 03, 2023 20:25 - 1 hour - 96 MBMonopoly is a fun game (ok it isn’t really) but it can certainly lead to tension. “1, 2, 3, aaaand it looks like you landed on my Park Place property. What have you got for me?” “How about some bullets straight from my gun?” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the modern movie going experience, Theo’s thirst for high quality content, the new “Royalty Silencer” burger from Wayback Burger to call out Prince Harry’s new book, an attempted shooting caused by a Monopoly game, Chevy C...
Segment City Episode 141 - Teeth are a Renewable Resource
January 26, 2023 03:01 - 1 hour - 143 MBOk this is Theo writing this description and listen — I’m not insane. Teeth are a renewable resource. Will thinks I’m crazy but just think about it, people just keep letting these things fall out and we aren’t even using them!! This week on the podcast Will introduces us to some truly bewildering Puritan names, and has a duo of “In the News” segments about a seemingly mild-mannered teacher getting into some bad business with a cartel, as well as a series of hitmen each lazier than the last....
Segment City Episode 140 - Soup of the Day of the Year
January 11, 2023 22:37 - 1 hour - 173 MBHappy Holidays from Segment City to all of you and a Happy New Year! On this Holiday Special, Will and Theo talk about New Year's Resolutions, some “White People Phrases” we might try to add to our vernacular, terrible “Food Trends” that happened in 2022 (including “Pink Sauce”, “Nyquil Chicken”, “The Six Flags Meal Plan”, and much more) as well as calling out future trends. Like the Ghost of Christmas Present, Will goes over current holiday food news with the unveiling of Eggo Waffle Eg...
Segment City Episode 139 - The Most American Cookie
January 06, 2023 02:24 - 1 hour - 154 MBWhat does the Most American Cookie™ contain? Freedom. Fireworks. Flatulence. The big 3 F’s. This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the official 2022 Word of the Year, and Theo brings the news of Subway’s Cookie… innovations? Is that the word we’re allowing them to use? Additionally, Theo quizzes Will in another edition of Is This the Onion? Will has an In the News about Simon Cowell’s melting face, and a Conspiracy Query with some local relevance. Email us at segmentcitypodcast@gm...
Segment City Episode 138 - Competitive Furniture Assembly
December 17, 2022 02:33 - 1 hour - 160 MBYes, it is people competing to construct furniture. Categories include: Any %, 100% Completion, and Furniture Elimination. We have already called “Dibs” on all rights to the idea for the sport, so no stealing! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about compliments that changed our behavior, Theo investigates the history of horny corporate account Tweets sparked by Nutter Butters’ recent thirst posts, Will and Theo interview Will’s friend Althea who details her idea for… Competiti...
Segment City Episode 137 - Hog THUG
December 14, 2022 17:00 - 1 hour - 155 MBThis hog is going to MESS UP YOUR DAY! He’s fully kitted — glasses? Check. Beer? Check. Nunchucks? You better believe that’s a check. This week on the podcast Will discovers Theo is a Scooby Doo villain when they discuss collecting masks. Theo runs through 2022’s hottest food themed pet names, and then brings Will down underground to visit the Taxidermy Shop. Will has a review of the hit blockbuster “Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot!” which you won’t want to miss, and then talks us through some t...