Secret Keepers Club
307 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 6 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 3.6K ratingsWelcome to Secret Keepers Club! Hosted by Carly Aquilino (Girl Code) who is an excellent secret keeper. Except when it comes to her own life, then she shares... EVERYTHING.
Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets. You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bazzar the secret!
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Episodes
Lay a fatty on ‘er
July 22, 2019 09:00 - 49 minutes - 67.9 MBEmma & Carly do a little catch up. Emma tells a story about over indulging on hot dogs. Carly got hit by a bike. We get to some emails - What do you do when you don’t feel fully comfortable having sex with someone unless you’re drunk? Emma tells a story about an ex hitting her up. How do you deal with a guy that won’t make the first move? FMK: Uber, subway, taxi - send us emails at [email protected]
Have you had a Zoodle!?!
July 15, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBEmma and Carly are back in the studio! They figure out what kind of meatballs they would be while Emma sweats her brains out cause she is wearing a sweatshirt in 600 degree weather. Carly has been at the beach running into Secret Keepers! While Emma’s been smoking juules on overnight flights from Vegas! Chris is recently back from Seattle! They weigh the pros and cons of finishing school, how to use fancy forks, sights to see before leaving the earth, catch up, crack up and get to some que...
Why are you here in my house right now?
July 08, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBEmma and Carly talk about self help, Jay Z, Ja rule, we answer a question about a long distance relationship that didn’t work out, wacky Willy dildo time, naked and afraid, a follow up email from one secret keeper to another, we do a fun FMK & more - email us at [email protected] - WE LOVE YA!
Karmas a ride or die
July 01, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBHey Secret Keepers, Emma and Carly are back together (kinda). Emma's calling in from Vegas, and Carly's rocking a broken foot. Carly tells us how she broke her foot, and the pettiest ex she's ever had. Meanwhile, Emma's outsourcing her TV treatment to Bangledesh which can't possibly misfire. We also get to some questions, and handle a very special Sopranos FMK!!!!
The Power of Good Blowjobs
July 01, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBHey Secret Keepers, Emma and Carly are back together (kinda). Emma's calling in from Vegas, and Carly's rocking a broken foot. Carly tells us how she broke her foot, and the pettiest ex she's ever had. Meanwhile, Emma's outsourcing her TV treatment to Bangledesh which can't possibly misfire. We also get to some questions, and handle a very special Sopranos FMK!!!!
Oh, He’s a Pants Guy Now ?
June 24, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBCarly and Emma are back! We discuss rappers, auditions, arguing, and stupid fights in relationships. We get into some questions! Email us at [email protected] Also, be sure to catch Emma performing on the following dates July 6th Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MD July 7th Bethlheem, PA Steel stacks at Artsquest center July 10th , 11th, and 13th Zanies in Rosemont, IL July 12th Zanies in Chicago, IL
A Motherf**ng Pen Pall!?!
June 17, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBCarly is out for one more episode and Emma and Chris HANG! Chris is working on his summer outfit, Emma is having a man one identity crisis about a ride to the airport, they get into possible intimacy issues, and Chris opens up about a past relationship, his time being Muslim, Emma pretends she knows what monolithic means and they get to some questions! Should you trust a boy with a giraffe tattoo? What does it mean if your boyfriend is more into PDA then you? Can it work? FMK Ted Bundy Je...
It’s like Mother's Milk
June 10, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBShould you tell a friend on their wedding day if you just found out her fiancé has a secret child? Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! Carly’s in Italy and Emma sits down w special guest comedian Rosebud Baker! and of course, Chris! The girls catch up about being newly single, the pros and cons of casual sex and what recently happened at Rosebud’s sisters graduation plus get to some emails such AS... Advice for a self described "shitty wife" and how to approach a friend who...
Perfect on Paper
June 03, 2019 10:31 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBEmma and Carly haven’t been in studio for a million years! Carly talks about her vacation and tells us some exciting news. We get to some questions, should you stay with you “perfect on paper” boyfriend or get back with someone that was really special to you in the past? A secret keeper sends some advice to another! We love you guys, email us at [email protected]
He's A Keeper
May 27, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBCarly and Emma are hearing noises, Carly’s parents met her new boyfriend and we call them to see how they felt about him. We talk about KFC, Coachella, and ecstasy. We answer some questions: should you get into a relationship with someone that might be going into the military? What happens if your bf doesn’t make you feel SeXi and there’s a lag in your sexual chemistry? Is it important to think about money in a relationship if the person you love is a....wait for it....COMEDIAN???? We chat a...
What am I, JLO?
May 20, 2019 09:00 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MBIs Emma wearing fancy shoes? Maybe. The girls compare notes on designers and deduce that everything MIGHT be shit. Carly orders a special outfit for her trip to France andItaly with her boyfriend, who does not like his current nickname, Croissant, so they brainstorm a new nickname! The girls compare stories from their ”Days” on Track and Field and a special guest appearance is made by Carly's mom. Carly needs to step out for a sec and Emma goes rogue, interviewing Chris! After some crazy...
Dear God...do you hate me?
May 13, 2019 09:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBWelcome back! The girls absorb listener feedback on Vabbing (you guys love it but want it featured less) and decide to hold off on turning the podcast into a full on VAB A THON. Carly gets her period, live on air, EMMA HAS TO PROVE SHE IS ABSTINENT AGAIN. The girls recount intense sex scene auditions and dice into questions such as... If your partner makes more money than you, should they pay more rent? What’s the conversation there? What to do on a dinner date when the other person gets th...
The Mouse on the Couch
May 06, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBCarly and Emma feel crazy today. Carly fills us in about her nightmare weekends on the road. We hear a vab story. Emma tried vabbing , it didn’t work. We get to an email, does age really matter? Why won’t he make a move? Send us emails ! [email protected] FMK, GINGER EDITION: Ed sheeran, Rupert Grint, Prince Harry.
I Hate the Gellers!
April 29, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBSecret Keepers are coming in hot! The girls get into some cold brew and things go crazy!!! Carly congratulates Emma on passing her abstinence test (for acne pills) and the girls dive into a BUNCH of questions!!! FMK Friends EDITION EMAIL US: [email protected]
Another One Bites the Dust!
April 22, 2019 12:38 - 1 hour - 110 MBWelcome to Secret Keepers Club! Emma starts off with an aggressive SIGH which the girls deduce stems from unrelated to the sigh stress - they catch up and compare notes on pilot season (the ‘season’ tv networks cast their shows, which just passed) and determine...IT’S BEEN A BIT ROUGH. But not before reenacting a recent audition for LAW AND ORDER. Carly shares her experience starting out in the biz, Emma saw an astrologer but thought it was a psychic, and they dive into some questions! FMK D...
Cool Ranch Would Cheat
April 15, 2019 11:18 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MBWe catch up and chit chat about nerds,geeks,dorks and dweebs. We talk about Dwayne The Rock Johnson, ponder what jobs we are qualified to do (hint: it’s nothing). A new listener just ended a long relationship and is feeling really sad, we weigh in on it. FMK Pita chips, cheesy Doritos, cool ranch
Thotties wit Bodies
April 08, 2019 11:42 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBEmma and Carly catch up. Carly’s eye is infected. Emma thinks she met Carly’s soulmate. Emma tells us about her “alternative” school. We talk a little bit about vabbing (surprise!) and get to some questions. What do you do if your roommate is being loud when she is banging and also eats a pie your boyfriend baked for you? What do you do if the guy you’re dating is cheap and it makes you feel guilty? Email us! [email protected] FMK: Charlie Hunnam, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Cera
I’m Gunna Flip This Table
April 01, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 99.1 MBHello! Welcome to the club! Carly tried vabbing (IT WORKS!) and went on a bad date. Emma strained her bicep from exercising and deals with some relationship stuff. We hear yet ANOTHER vabbing success story. A very confusing situation, is it a deal breaker if the person you’re “exclusive” with doesn’t go out of their way for you on a special occasion? What do you to if you love your boyfriend, but you can’t stop fantasizing about being with other men? FMK: TWIZZLERS, STARBURST, REESES EMAIL...
Back Off The Carrot!
March 25, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 88.2 MBWelcome to the club! Emma is frazzled, messing up her schedule and very paranoid it will seem like she only has one luxury sweatshirt! Carly recovers from a a double red eye, and shares her experience w meditation - and they take notes on health and wellness. Carly's mom is going to get a tattoo - but we will see it when it happens! The girls catch up and get to some listener questions about getting over a past love, and what to do if you are “fat shamed” by a family member. Send us questio...
The Vortex of Duane Reade
March 18, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 114 MBWelcome to another episode of Secret Keepers! Carly was ALMOST late by a minute, but was not late because of the time vortex that is Duane Read. The girls dive into Carly’s purchases at Duane Read, Emma tries singing again, and they figure out how to solve the tide pod problem. They catch up about the crazy things they did as kids and of course, dive into some questions! Chris gets a big reaction from Carly and Emma about a certain brand of trail Mix and they FMK: French Fries, Baked Potat...
Luxury Grape Concord Jelly
March 11, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBA secret keeper sends us a story about an unfortunate and awkward sex situation with someone that possibly may be dead, and sends us a question about what to do when a guy says he’s interested in taking it to the next level but then ghosts you? After an unexpected break up due to a conflict of religion, a listener wants to know why they can’t let go of the past although they’ve moved on with someone new? How do you deal with having a tumultuous relationship with your significant others family...
First Class
March 04, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 94.8 MBCarly and Emma are back in studio for the first time in forever! Carly squashes some rumors. We talk about Jordyn Woods fumbling the bag and a lot about the Kardashians. Some chit chat about Botox. We discuss how happy we are that the secret keepers are creating a community and being there for each other. Carly breaks some news. We get to a question, Allegedly “vabbing for men” works but Carly doesn’t believe it. FMK: Guy Fieri, Goldie Hawn, Whoopi Goldberg EMAIL US! : secretkeepersclub@g...
Killin’ it in Swazi
February 25, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 86.5 MBWe talk a little bit about Valentine’s Day. A listener wants to know if she should say something to her friend that is a 30 year old virgin. Emma and Carly discuss how amazing they are at first dates as well as being very famous in Swaziland. We get to a TON of questions! What should you do if you can’t stand giving blowjobs? How do you stay committed and motivated to a healthy diet and lifestyle? Should you take your dream job in another country or pursue a relationship with someone you’ve n...
Two Coronas: Part 2
February 19, 2019 10:00 - 54 minutes - 74.8 MBCarly’s Corona number 2 is kicking in and Emma’s hogging Carly’s Juul - which Carly needs to quit smoking; they are both sweltering in Emma’s room at the Holiday Inn (cause she cranked up the heat) and get to listener questions. Is his D everything? How confusing is sex? As they hang and dig into questions they feel better, get drunker, get more British at points, Emma rips a hundred dollar bill in half, and Carly uses the word laxidazy in the most correct way possible and last but not least ...
Two Coronas: Part 1
February 18, 2019 17:39 - 1 hour - 87 MBWE HAVE A SPECIAL 2 PART EPISODE THIS WEEK! CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR THE REST! Emma and Carly are having a meltdown at a Holiday Inn in Burbank California. Carly gets drunk off one beer. They discuss Emma getting her butt kicked by a professional wrestler (who’s nipple she saw 4 times) while dressed scantily clad. Carly discusses an alien person that had an inappropriate fetish and an inappropriate fashion sense. See ya tomorrow!
Too Smart To Be Dumb
February 11, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBThe girls look forward to shooting a pilot in LA (which is a foreshadow to some to next weeks episode, hint: things DID NOT GO AS PLANNED), Carly catches us up on her new haircut and Emma asks about Carly's days as a hairdresser and recounts a waxing horror story. Your girls get to some questions and tackle TWO FUCK, MARY, KILLS! GUY ONE: Bradly Cooper, Channing Tatum, George Clooney GIRL ONE: SANDRA BULLOCK, JULIA ROBERTS, ANGELINA JOLIE
Did You Want Attention for That?
February 04, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBHow weird is it to use a towel as a tampon? Are hazelnuts advanced nuts? Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! The cuties Carly and Emma discuss the differences between a having a cult and a community. One of them can’t handle the pressure of leading a cult, while the other graciously steps up to the challenge with a lovely day to day outline (think coffee, watering plants, and making a lil lunch). Before diving into questions the girls consider what kind of brilliant mind inv...
Hugging The Pop Tart
January 28, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBEMMA IS BACK!! Lots and lots of chit chat. Carly and Emma discuss starting their own milk business and discuss different milks for a very long time (literally 20 minutes). We try and figure out how to get Emma out of her gym membership. We discuss a book Carly’s reading and also the R.Kelly docu-series. A listener writes in about being engaged for a couple of years but her fiancé is having a sudden change of heart. FMK: POPTARTS, TOASTER STRUDEL, HONEY BUNS
It’s a Chowawa!
January 21, 2019 16:29 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBHELLO and welcome to another episode with your friends at Secret Keepers Club. Emma is out for one more week, and Carly is joined by their friend and comedian Rosebud Baker, from Amazons Inside Jokes and the Justin Bieber themed podcast Two Less Lonely Girls. Carly gives viral video advice for Rosebud’s dog, her hate for the ASPCA (which is misplaced for PETA) and a crazy FMK which gives insight into Rosebuds dating habits!
Ruining Red
January 14, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 97 MBWe're still missing Emma while she's in LA, but it's okay because Carly's mom is substitute secret keeper for the second week running. The Aquilinos take care of some New Year's shopping, ruin the color red, and answer your questions. Hug, Marry, Kill: Kanye West, Offset, DJ Khaled
Secret Moms Club
January 07, 2019 12:48 - 55 minutes - 75.5 MBEmma is out of town, Carly’s mom joins the club this week as our co host. We answer your questions and play a fun game of HMK (hug, marry, kill) Send us questions to [email protected]
Captain Crappy Pants
December 31, 2018 12:33 - 1 hour - 135 MBEmma and Carly discuss their resolutions. What should you do if every guy you hook up with seems to be in a relationship? We talk about Emma’s identity theft. We hear from a listener that is struggling with an unexpected pregnancy with her boyfriend. FMK: Eric (Little mermaid), The Beast (beauty and the beast), Shang (Mulan)
MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
December 25, 2018 13:00 - 1 hour - 92.8 MBSPECIAL SECRET CHRISTMAS EPISODE ! WE CHIT CHAT SO MUCH WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO ANY QUESTIONS. WE LOVE YOU GUYS AND HOPE YOU HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS ! SHARE WITH FRIENDS, LIKE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE ! ALSO EMAIL US @ [email protected]
What Happens to Cute?
December 24, 2018 18:25 - 1 hour - 110 MBAfter a month long hiatus from recording in person, Emma and Carly catch up on life, work, and potentially the most embarrassing thing to happen in Carly’s life to date! Carly saved it to tell on the podcast! Is it the worst thing ever? Will things be okay? It’s an emotional roller coaster in all the right ways!
Always Eating Grilled Cheese
December 10, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 93.5 MBEmma got a haircut and has a good face. Vabbing success story. Is a hot dog a sandwich? How do you meet new friends and let go of certain people in your life who are toxic? How can you cope with having sexual problems in your current relationship due to a sexual assault from a partner in the past in the past? FMK, SAMMY EDITION: Grilled cheese, PB&J, BLT
Chemistry, B*tch!
December 03, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 63 MBShould you feel guilty if you are not officially dating someone and you’ve met someone new? We hear from a listener that moved away from home to be with her man and now feels like she may have made a mistake. How do you meet a man if you are a independent career driven single lady ? FMK: Kris, Kim, Kendall BONUS FMK: HORROR MOVIE EDITION
Figaro Figaro Figaro
November 26, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBEmma found out why she has been poopin’ her pants. Carly’s arch nemesis writes us an email. Should you act on having a sex with a girl for the first time if you’re in a happy relationship? Should you see your ex one last time if you still love him and can’t get him out of your head? Should you tell a guys fiancè he’s been cheating on her? FMK - Tom Hardy, Ryan Gosling, Liam Hemsworth
Cornish Hens
November 19, 2018 10:00 - 1 hour - 63 MBWe talk about donuts, giving gifts, and who would win in a fight if we fist fought. A listener wants to know why she feels embarrassed about farting in front of her partner. We talk to Carly’s mom about Cornish hens, farting, the key to a long marriage, and if cheesecake is a cake. We talk more about farting. How do you find someone in the LGBTQ community to have a real relationship with if you are a little intimidated of the scene? Are you allowed to ask a guy you’ve only known for two weeks...
Where The Eggs At?!
November 12, 2018 12:09 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBEmma tells a story about how she once lost the key to a set of handcuffs. We hear from a listener that claims Secret Keepers Club changed her sex life and has now coined the term “vabbing”. How do you know for a fact that a guy is really in an open relationship and isn’t just saying that so he can have his cake & eat it too? How does a “hoe” get over a heartbreak? Is cheesecake REALLY a CAKE?! FMK: PIZZA WINGS FRIES EMAIL US! [email protected]
The Kitchen Couch
November 05, 2018 12:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBHow can you tell if he’s a f-boy or a BF ? A male listener wants to know how to deal with his girlfriend wanting the dog in the bedroom while they....ya know. How do you get your ex out of your head ? What do you look for in a significant other? FMK: Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez - a very in depth discussion about if Backstreet Boys are better than N*SYNC
Little Baby Messiah
October 29, 2018 17:37 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBCarly and Emma discuss taking tests in the special room at school. Emma takes pregnancy test to find out if she is carrying a baby messiah. FMK: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt. Send us questions @ [email protected]
Master of the Dome
October 22, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBCarly and Emma dive into the outcome of Carly’s recent Blood Facial, Emma considering Accutane, Carly’s elaborate family game of Chopped, and how Emma measures pasta sauce...one handful at a time. Secret Keepers ask about following ones boyfriends ex on social media and how to disengage the compare and dispare game, what happens when your husband is your close friend BUT the attraction is gone, and much more FMK WITH Paula Dean, Amanda Bynes, or Tonya Harding.
A Gelatinous Treat
October 15, 2018 11:01 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBWhat should you do if your boyfriend doesn’t want you to go down on him? What does it mean if guys that you are dating consistently bring their friends on dates with you? A very long conversation about crocs. How can you ask a guy out if you haven’t dated in a while? We get a mans input from our sound engineer Chris on if it’s sexy if a girl makes the first move (and if calling it a wee wee is offensive or not). A male listener wants to know what to do about feeling guilty after sex. DOUBLE...
Wacky Willy Wee Wee Time
October 08, 2018 06:57 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBUpdate on Mommas boy girl. What to do if your friends are shaming you if you aren’t available to hang out with them as often as they’d like? What do you do when a guy is in love with you and you don’t love him?/ what do you do if you’re in love with your guy fringed? FMK: Linda Blecher, Lois griffin, Marge Simpson.
Grow Some Balls, and Wash Your Balls
October 01, 2018 11:33 - 56 minutes - 52 MBIn depth discussion about if you would go to another planet and never come back. Can you be friends with a professional athlete that is married and wants to fly you out to a game? What do you do if your boyfriend never goes down on you? How do you rid a demon ex out of your mind? FMK: Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Adele.
Hooked on the boogie juice
September 24, 2018 12:25 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MBCarly and Emma dive into the merits of labels, how to react if someone says you taste like chlamydia, and if its worth it to come out as bi – if you are in a happy, monogamous, straight marriage. PLUS Carly’s reaction to Emma’s most bazar childhood secret yet... FMK FMK: STEVE IRWIN, MISTER ROGERS, LAVAR BURTON
Wacky Willy Dildo Time
September 17, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBIs it foolish to let your boyfriend ejaculate inside of you? How do you go about telling guys you are thinking about hooking up with that you contracted an STD from a sexual assault? What do you do if you can’t have an orgasm from P in va-G? What do you do if you think your friend has an eating disorder but she is sensitive about the conversation? FMK: CAST OF FRIENDS - Chandler, Ross, Joey - Monica, Rachel, Phoebe. Email us @[email protected]
Do you have a highlighter?
September 10, 2018 12:34 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBListener wants to know if he should edit his stand up set if his ex is going to be in the crowd. We discuss the difference between asexual and “acommittal” (which is a word we made up). And also give absolutely terrible advice to a listener that needs work on her gay-dar. FMK: QUEER EYE EDITION: ANTONI, KARAMO, JONATHAN.
Is There A Proposal Timeline?
September 03, 2018 17:44 - 54 minutes - 50.1 MBEmma had another accident. Listener wants to know if she should tell her boyfriend that she slept with his best friend/roommate while they were on a break. Should you risk a friendship ending to see if a relationship could be possible? How long do you wait for him to propose if you’ve already been together for 7 years ? FMK: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah hill