Secret Keepers Club
307 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 9 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 3.6K ratingsWelcome to Secret Keepers Club! Hosted by Carly Aquilino (Girl Code) who is an excellent secret keeper. Except when it comes to her own life, then she shares... EVERYTHING.
Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets. You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bazzar the secret!
Art by: DameStudio
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TO ME UR FAMILY!!!
June 29, 2020 09:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBHelllllo everybody!!!!!! Carly is Solo this week due to not having wifi and also having no friends. She drank several coffees and has bad anxiety so she is ranting in her empty apartment about Aliens, space, Black holes, Menstural cups, and how annoying her boyfriend is. She also very badly answers questions, What do you do if your italian mom doesn’t accept you? How to deal with your boyfriend having a very close relationship with his therapist? Why do you keep getting ghosted by guys before...
Throwing up a cigarette with Bobby Jaycox
June 22, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBThis week we have our longtime friend and comedian Bobby Jaycox(@bobbyjaycox) ! Bobby and Carly talk about a few road stories involving thrifting, eating junk food, Carly having 80 boyfriends a year, and helping a girl who was barfing in a parking lot in North Carolina. We answer your questions about Quarantine relationships, moving out of your parents house, and possibly having a gay dad. A BUNCH OF FMK’s ! You can send in questions to [email protected]
Getting out of Montana with @Laurelstucky
June 15, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 73.2 MBHappy Monday everybody! This week we have the AMAZING and wonderful Laurel Stucky on the pod! You know her from The Challenge on MTV, we chit chat about life, some experiences regarding someone who’s initials are J M (!!) and get to some questions: How do you deal with jealousy from a past relationship carrying over to your new one? and what should you do if your boyfriend gives the girl you hate a tattoo on her booty? CHICKEN FMK: wings, nuggs, roasted! email us @ [email protected]
Parking lot chilling with Ricky Velez
June 08, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBThis week we have friend, comedian and The King Of Staten Island actor Ricky Velez on the podcast. We discuss living in New York, filming the movie, and get to some listener questions: If your boyfriend is lying to you about where he is, what should you do? And, what to do if you love life is messy involving two of your ex boyfriends. FMK: Arizona Iced Tea, Yoo Hoo, Snapple! Email us @ [email protected]
Mossi-NOOO with Jessimae Peluso
June 01, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBJessimae Peluso is back on the podcast this week! She is a queen, goddess, and angel. We chit chat a lot about being an activist, protests, Laurie Loghlin, Mossimo from Target, LOVING the TJ/Homegoods/Marshalls franchise, Sanjay Gupta, and being constipated THEN we get to some listener questions. Our FMK this week is Paul Rudd, Giovanni Ribisi, and John mayer (THE ULTIMATE TRIFECTA) - Follow Jessi @Jessimaepeluso and send in questions to [email protected]
The Mutual Hobby Community with Emilia Ortiz
May 25, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBThis week we have the wonderful Emilia Ortiz (@Ethereal1) on the episode with us, we discuss dealing with mental health during the quarantine and get to a whole bunch of listener questions! How do you cut off your mom and not feel guilty about it? How can quarantine affect a budding relationship? How can we finally let go of a relationship we never got closure from? Email us @ [email protected] !
Quarantine call with MOM
May 18, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBFan favorite, Carly's mom joins us this week on the podcast, we answer listener questions; How do you not resent your partner if they don't change their lifestyle after having a baby? If you want to move and your partner doesn’t, what should you do? How to deal with a troubled sibling that causes problems within the family? WE GET AN UPDATE FROM a listener from 2 episodes ago that was in a sticky situation with a shady coworker. AAANnnnddd we do 2 HUG marry kills! Email us at secretkeepersc...
Dont force a relationship! - with guest Liza Treyger
May 11, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 93.7 MBThis week we have comedian Liza Treyger @GlitterCheese! We talk about filming The King of Staten Island, TV shows, Celebrities we’d cry if we met, Tattoos, get to a listener question and do SEVERAL FMK’s !! send questions to [email protected]
Social date-stancing with Megan Otto
May 04, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 90.9 MBHelllllo! On this weeks episode we have Carly’s real life friend Megan Otto! We discuss Megan’s very interesting life, Social distance dating, John Mayer, Brad Pitt and we get to some listener questions: How can you stop your friend from being THAT girl, and how to deal with a guy who’s being shady about communication (that also happens to be your coworker) FMKs, Sauna, hot tub, massage AND Arbys, Chik fil a & Boston Market! Send in questions to [email protected]
Love at Mcdonalds
April 27, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBSpecial guest Brendan Sagalow is on this week! We discuss online dating, fainting, and high school reunions and get to some listener questions about boundaries in a relationship and knowing when to let someone go. We also do a chocolate FMK and a nostalgic 90's rockstar FMK! Email us @ [email protected]
Mark your territory
April 20, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBThis weeks guest is Jeff Leach who is from England and also Macedonia. We discuss being british/european, the Spice Girls, NSYNC, Carly’s ex boyfriend that wore jeans and dress shoes to the beach, and a bunch more! We hear from a listener that has a problem with her BFF and her future husband. Spice Girl FMK - EMAIL US - [email protected]
Quarenqueen w/ Jessimae Peluso
April 13, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBHello! This week we have a VERY special guest Jessimae Peluso ! We talk about some memories we’ve had through the years and get to a question about self esteem. Email us @ [email protected] !
Quarantine thottie
April 06, 2020 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBHellllooOOoo secret keepers! Carly is back this week wearing the same sweatpants as last week, chat about some tv shows and get to answering a ton of your questions, and a very special WHO WOULD YOU RATHER - hope you’re all doing well - you can email us at [email protected]
Carole Baskin F****s !
March 30, 2020 09:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MBHelloooo secret keepers! Carlys back from her closet! She’s doing a puzzle and watching a lot of TV. We recap the tiger king phenomenon and get to some questions with a very HEALTHY FMK! Send questions to [email protected]
Granny’s getting popped
March 23, 2020 09:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBHello quarantine QT’s! Carly is recording from her closet this week! We get to a ton of questions, talk about the Tiger King documentary (watch it!) and do a couple of FMK’s! STAY HOME & Email us @ [email protected]
I hope so, Glen!!
March 16, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 63 MBHello! We’re back in studio with Emma! We discuss the corona virus 🦠 and get to some questions, POTATO FMK!! Email us @[email protected]
IS LOVE BLIND?
March 09, 2020 09:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBHellooo!!! Carly is in studio this week and discusses the best show ever made, love is blind, says that she would eat spiders, and then gets to some questions and of course a F M K !! Keep sending us emails at [email protected]
Hello 911?
March 02, 2020 10:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBHellooo secret keepers! Carly is in the studio today, she chit chats about some shows she watched, her dumbest moment that caused her major inconvenience this week and we get to some questions ! Send in questions at [email protected]
Crazy in the Face
February 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBHey Secret Keepers, this week Carly is flying solo. She gets us all up to date on her fitness journey, then we talk favorite movies and TV shows. Then, we get into a TON of listener questions. We cover everything from roommate troubles, to stalkers, to bangin' dads, and more! FMK: Olive Garden bread sticks, Red Lobster cheddar biscuits, Panera Break white cheeder mac n cheese.
The law of attraction
February 17, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 64 MBWe talk about royalty, meteors, JonBenèt Ramsey, dogs, Carly tells a story about getting falling for an online attention trap, we get to a question : how do you deal with your partner expressing they’ve lost attraction to you? Email us! [email protected] FMK: Ja rule 50 cent trick daddy
Geriatric Parrots
February 10, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBHey Secret Keepers, welcome back. We have someone very special we want you to meet, our new sound engineer King! We talk about grinding it out at the gym to get some fit butts. We also try to get in the heads of hecklers at comedy shows, and discuss the Australian wildfires. We answer listener questions about what to do about mismatched love languages, and friends who might be drinking too much. FMK: Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, Wynona Ryder in Stranger Things, Sigourney Weaver in Aliens
Gas-lighting
February 03, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBHelllllooo! Emma and Carly chit chat and get to some listener questions: how to get back up when you’re screwed over on your birthday and you’re bummed out? What should you do if your friend tricked a guy into knocking her up? And more! Emails us @ [email protected]
Rooting for the Murderer
January 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBHello Secret Keepers! We're so happy to welcome you back to the club, and Emma and Carly back to the studio. Even though it's a little chilly, we still got some hot topics to keep us warm. We're talking hollywood heartthrobs, fitness, and murderers! Plus, answering your questions about home vs hospital birth, and how to deal with conflicting feelings about an ex (hint: therapy!) FMK: Brad Pitt, David Beckum, Idris Elba
Mrs. Penismann
January 20, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBEmma’s out of town & This week we have our favorite cisgendered Penismann Jared Freid. We talk the bachelor, the kardashians, setting people up, the era of envy, shark tank & SO MUCH MORE - we answer a question and do a FMK - email us @ [email protected]
Enter at Your Own Risk
January 13, 2020 10:00 - 35 minutes - 32.1 MBHey Secret Keepers! We're getting real deep on this episode, because we're talking anal. Who loves it (Emma,)and who won't even let people LOOK at their butt (Carly.) We also tackle questions about helping your girl find love, and a listener's story about pooping themselves on the LIRR. FMK: Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, Mila Kunis
Wit tha fur coat on?
January 06, 2020 10:00 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBEmma does a deep dive on Greta Thornburg and the girls discuss society putting pressure on kids, Carly calls her mom, the girls catch up with Ellen and Carly talks about the time she was hustled in her early twenties, then they get to a question! What happens if I confuse my boyfriend and coworkers names? And they also learn what a syllable is! FMK 90 day fiancé, toddlers and Tierra’s, teen mom
Ya gotta hover
December 30, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBCarly and Emma talk about religion, tv shows, the apocalypse, the show in philly, going #2 in public, we get to a question- what happens when you are married but have feelings for another man? Send us questions! [email protected]
BJ Math
December 23, 2019 10:01 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBHappy holidays Secret Keepers! This week we're eating string cheese, and talking about the industry. Emma and Carly take a trip down memory lane when they revisit the stand up classes they took. Then, we get into what Carly would be like as a man, and talk a little about one sided relationships. Plus, what to do about a mean voicemail from a bestie? FMK: salsa, hummus, spinach and artichoke dip
Blowjob Math
December 23, 2019 10:01 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBHappy holidays Secret Keepers! This week we're eating string cheese, and talking about the industry. Emma and Carly take a trip down memory lane when they revisit the stand up classes they took. Then, we get into what Carly would be like as a man, and talk a little about one sided relationships. Plus, what to do about a mean voicemail from a bestie? FMK: salsa, hummus, spinach and artichoke dip
Apocalypto 420
December 16, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBHey Secret Keepers! We're talking all of our favorite things: Outback Steakhouse, Ruby Tuesday, Cheesecake Factory, doomsday prepping, and (fictional!) kids going missing. Also, don't trust 23 and me. We answer a listener's question about confronting a liar, and do FMK with Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Halloween. Also, let us know what age you found out Santa wasn't real on the Facebook page, just don't let the kids see.
Gushers are GuShY
December 09, 2019 10:00 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBCarly and Emma are in studio again, we talk about panic attacks, we talk A LOT about Ryan Dunkleman , and get to a question - Is it your place to ask about someone’s parents & finances when you’re in a relationship? FMK: Fruit roll ups, Swedish fish, Gushers
Never met your face
December 02, 2019 10:00 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBWe’re in studio the day after thanksgiving and do a lot of catching up, we talk about our holidays and get to some questions ! What do you do if you still dream about your ex?? What should you do about a baby mama drama? FMK: paper cut, blister, pimple Email us @ [email protected]
Cinnamon Bun Savings Fund
November 25, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBHey Secret Keepers! Whether your a day 1 ride or die fan, or a brand new one we're so happy to have you tune in this week. We talk about how lame brief cases are, figure out what super powers Emma, Carly, and FBD Chris would have. Then we answer your questions about choosing a dream man or a dream of having kids, whether or not someone caught their dad CHEATING, and one email that was just off the rails. FMK: Urban Outfitters, Forever 21, H&M
Can’t handle the juice
November 18, 2019 10:00 - 56 minutes - 51.2 MBCarly went to TJ and bought two luxurious sweaters, she lost her favorite ring (UPDATE: found it after we recorded the episode!!), Emma talks about an unfortunate thing that happened in her home town, Carly is drinking sparkling water because she wishes so badly that she is from France. We answer some questions: talk about an unfortunate F buddy situation, we talk about moms & more! FMK: John Mulaney, Nick Kroll, Dave Goldberg
Mr Quirky's Little House of Horrors
November 11, 2019 10:00 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBHey Secret Keepers! Welcome to Mr Quirky's Little House of Horrors, where we chat about the insanity of PMS, The Joker, and turning doody into water. DID YOU KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT? We're answering your questions too! We've got a guy leading a girl on (who might be gay,) figuring out sexuality in your Thursdays, and how to deal with feelings of regret after breaking off a relationship. Plus, smart people pillow talk. What's that like? FMK: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jim Carey Questions: ...
On the run
November 04, 2019 10:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBWe’re back and get right to some questions ! What should you do if you’re in a long distance situation that you want to be more ? A listener wants to know if she should invite her friends terrible boyfriend to her wedding. We talk about a secret keeper who has a haunted house & a fun FMK - email us! [email protected]
Lil Chonker
October 28, 2019 09:01 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBHey Secret Keepers, welcome back to the club. You ever Juul at a funeral? Steal cigarettes? Galavant through bear infested woods? Well good news, this episode's for you. We even share a story about a celebrity run in that'll have you saying 9021OMG. We take questions about knowing when to walk away from a relationship, and getting child support from a bum baby daddy keeping secrets from his family. Also, one of our hardest FMKs to date: Italian, Chinese, and Mexican food. Be sure to follow us...
100% smells like salami
October 21, 2019 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBHello & welcome to the club! Carly Emma And Chris are catching up in studio. Carly met a secret keeper in New Orleans, we catch up a little bit. We talk about selfish friends. What to do if your family is still friends with your ex? FMK: Polly pocket, Barbie, Bratz doll email us @ [email protected] !
Espionage or Lying
October 14, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBHello Secret Keepers! Carly, Emma, and Chris are all in the studio together gearing up for Chris' big move to Seattle. Carly reveals that she's a wizard in the kitchen, and Emma took 6 shots of espresso so she could see through time. We're also answering questions about dealing with a girl spending too much time with your man. How do you know if you really like the person you're seeing? How to feel more confident after weight loss? Dealing with being dumped for the first time after opening up...
Conjuring Charles Manson
October 07, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBCarly, Emma, and Chris are back in studio - we talk about massages. Carly went to New Orleans and fills us in on her trip. We talk a little about killers, r.kelly, Michael Jackson, and OJ Simpson. We talk about swamps. Carly tells a ridiculous story about the CRAZIEST thing that happened to her when she was away. We get to a question and a fun FMK email us @ [email protected] !
Crate and Barrel Gift Card!?!
September 30, 2019 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBWelcome to another episode! Emma returns from a trip to the bathroom with wet hair...instead of addressing it she starts talking about espresso. Carly has a hack to avoid paying for coffee pods and finds some gift cards! Carly Re joins crunch and Emma tries a bidet! They get into a bunch of questions such as... How quick is to quick for a guy to cum? How to deal with someone who was super crappy in the past but...might have changed? How to get over a four year relationship that ended badly...
Facts from the Facts Machine SIR
September 23, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBEmma Carly & Chris chat about Chris leaving soon (sad face emoji) and not letting ~*~HaTErZ~*~ affect you. Emma tells a story about her mom. We get to some questions, a secret keeper is wondering if she’s crazy for contacting a girl she thinks her boyfriend has talked to and doesn’t know how to bring it up to him. What do you do if you’re having urges to bAnG other people when you’re in a healthy happy relationship? FMK: Margot Robbie, Adriana Lima, Rihanna & James Franco, Ashton Kutcher, ...
I’m Crampin’
September 16, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBWelcome to another episode of secret keepers club! Carly, Chris, and Emma catch up after a month out of the studio! Emma calls in from San Fran, Carly has an incredible invention that will help you lose 100 pounds guaranteed!!!! Carly and Emma filmed something in LA and on the flight to LA Carly had a situation with a secret keeper, there’s a small Chris mix up while filming and Emma somehow has a dog!!!! They catch up for the full on episode and get to some spicy (and incredible) celebrity ...
Missin’ you like candy
September 09, 2019 09:00 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBEmma, Carly and Chris are back again! We talk about Chris’ emotions, Kashi, raisin nut bran, we talk about Chris leaving. Lots of chit chat, Carly reminisces about her past. We get to some questions. How do you deal with a long distance relationship? FMK: Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore email us @ [email protected]
Check Your Boobs
September 02, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBWelcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! It’s 100 degrees outside and Emma is in a sweatsuit, Chris is chill as ever and Carly is cooking with a new pizza stone! Emma escapes her equinox membership and wants to go pro as a boxer, Carly and Chris reminisce about Celebrity death match and they get into some questions!! What to do if your new man gives you chlamidia ? How to deal with your step child when you are questioning the overall relationship ? What to do if you are with the p...
Clap Clap Jelly
August 26, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBEmma, Carly and Chris are back in the studio and ready to party!! Carly made jelly and met a secret keeper on the street. We have confirmation that Carly did not get invited to her reunion. Carly has been crying a lot. Emma tells a story about her mom making her steal her dads flowers. We hear a follow up email about a flight attendant - we also hear from someone who may want to reach out to an old friend and TWO special FMK’s - email us @ [email protected]
What is a Peptide!?
August 19, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBWelcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! This episode is jam packed with new stories from Emma, Carly and Chris!!! Off the top, Carly has some fancy water that she’s not into and the girls try to figure out why it’s so fricking weird. Emma and Carly commiserate about not being invited to their high school reunions - and what would have happen if they DID GO; the girls deduce that Chris high school may have been a SCAM, Carly got accidentally peed on from a well intentioned penis tri...
Contorted
August 12, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBCarly, Emma, and Chris catch up. Carly is very tan from a day at the beach and tried to join the gym but then decided not to. Emma looks like a movie star. We break some unfortunate (yet exciting!) news. We talk about falling in love and saying “I love you” for the first time. We talk about acne, wearing makeup, and feeling good. We answer a question: What should you do about a best friend that completely ghosted you when you came out? FMK : Sarah Palin, Tokio Toni, Kris Jenner. Send us qu...
FMK: Emma, Carly, Chris !?!
August 05, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBWelcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! Emma and Carly give the 411 on the Secret Keepers private Facebook group (open to all Secret Keepers)! They catch up about the struggles of returning items via the mail, trying to none suspiciously prevent potential dates from listing to the podcast and get to some questions! Such as how to deal with a partner who has substance abuse issues, the glory of having your boyfriends ex girlfriends be a lesbian, how to deal with the tension between ...
Emma saw Lance Bass
July 29, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBEmma and Carly are back in the studio! Emma saw Lance Bass- Carly had a travel nightmare. We answer a few questions, what happens when you accidentally date a married man? FMK: Amazon Netflix Hulu - send us questions! [email protected]