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154: "I Wonder If The Koala Has AIDS" - Sing (2016)

June 28, 2018 18:28 - 49.4 MB

It's time for another jukebox musical.  It's Sing the 2016 animated family comedy from the studio that brought you a bunch of minion backpacks.  5 time SNL host Scarlett Johansson voices a porcupine but we also get SNL cast members Jay Pharoah, Beck Bennett, Leslie Jones and Laraine Newman as various creatures.  This movie is a mess.  First thing wrong here, the fact that the characters are animals has nothing to do with anything.  These characters could be human and nothing would change or...

153: "Marconi Plays The Mamba" - Rock Of Ages (2012)

June 20, 2018 23:13 - 49 MB

Well, we got 6 minutes into Thomas And The Magic Railroad and were thoroughly perplexed so we switched to our backup Alec Baldwin film Rock Of Ages.  This jukebox musical features your favorite songs from the 80s done in a musical theater style.  You know, to make them shitty.  Tom Cruise gives a terrific performance while Baldwin doesn't seem to want to be there and why didn't they let Giamatti croon? Download Here

152: "That's A Pretty Big Leap, Joe Mantegna" - Mazes And Monsters (1982)

June 12, 2018 00:42 - 52.6 MB

5 time host Tom Hanks is the name we picked out of the hat and we went back to the beginning with a TV movie from 1982 called Mazes And Monsters.  Hanks stars as a college kid with an unhealthy obsession with a Dungeons & Dragons style game.  Things get a bit nerdy as Ben shows off his D&D knowledge and George discusses his love for Criminal Minds.  Also George figures out why he's not good at role playing games.  Enjoy! Download Here

151: "Sucking Cat Cock For Catnip" - Nine Lives (2016)

May 31, 2018 13:13 - 50.9 MB

Meow, this was bad.  Frequent SNL host Christopher Walken stars in Nine Lives from 2016 starring a lifeless voice over performance from disgraced boy lover Kevin Spacey over footage of a CGI cat.  We watched Mr. Fuzzypants learn his lesson about being a good dad.  Enjoy! Download Here

150: "The Tooth About Cats & Dogs" - Tooth Fairy (2010)

May 24, 2018 13:03 - 52.3 MB

SNL 5 time host Dwayne Johnson is the name we picked out of the hat and we are watching the punderful family film Tooth Fairy which also features SNL alum Billy Crystal.  I hope you like puns because this movie has a mouthful.  Johnson stars as a hockey player who is either the biggest jerk in the world or the nicest guy ever depending on which scene in the movie he's in.  After telling a young girl that tooth fairies don't exist he is sentenced to be a tooth fairy.  He can't tell anyone th...

149: "Uncle No-No's Home For Wayward Kangaroos" - Matilda (1978)

May 17, 2018 00:25 - 55.5 MB

5 time SNL host Elliot Gould is the subject of this week's episode so we watched Matilda from 1978 starring Gould and a guy in a cheap looking kangaroo costume.  A poor immigrant comes to America with a kangaroo (for unknown reasons).  The kangaroo has a penchant for punching people in the face so they do what anyone would do, they partner with a sleazy talent agent and try to get the kangaroo a boxing license so it can compete for the heavyweight title.  There is also a, you guessed it, ma...

148: "God Bless You, Penis" - Gigli (2003)

April 16, 2018 23:35 - 48.4 MB

Ugh.  SNL 5-timer Ben Affleck was the name we picked out of the hat and what better way to honor his impressive comedy skills than to watch the 2003 dud Gigli.  This thing is a big fat turd. Download Here

146: "Raul Julia And His Weird Bug Eyes" - I'll Do Anything (1994)

April 02, 2018 00:52 - 71.7 MB

  It's Harry Shearer week on Saturday Night Jive and did you know he's in two scenes of I'll Do Anything?  Did you know that this movie was conceived and shot as musical until test screenings went poorly and all the songs were taken out?  Did you even know this movie existed?  Did you know this podcast existed?  Is this your first podcast ever?  Why did you start with this one?  You are an extremely interesting person.  I'll Do Anything was written and directed by James L. Brooks and ...

145: "Phones And Meat (And What The Difference Is)" - Head Of State (2003)

March 20, 2018 12:12 - 59.1 MB

It's Chris Rock week on Saturday Night Jive and we watched his 2003 directorial debut Head Of State a movie about the first black president a concept so ludicrous that it happened in real life only 5 years later.  This movie is silly and funny but has some moments that need to be discussed mostly revolving around Tracy Morgan's stolen meat salesman character. Download Here

144: "Let's F**k On Her Corpse" - Duplex (2003)

March 14, 2018 02:23 - 68.2 MB

It's Ben Stiller week on Saturday Night Jive and we're watching the 2003 comedy Duplex directed by Danny DeVito and starring Stiller, Drew Barrymore and a riverdancing old lady who likes to take hot sensual baths.  This movie's tone is all over the place and features two of the laziest movie jobs.  He's a novelist and she's a magazine editor.  Can these two crazy mixed up kids get it together long enough to kill their elderly tenant.  Enjoy! Download Here

143" "A Dollar A Day Keeps These Kids Away" - Movie 43

March 01, 2018 19:26 - 67.3 MB

We picked Jason Sudeikis out of the hat which can only mean one thing, we're finally watching Movie 43 a sketch film that is extremely hit or miss.  Some sketches are terrible while a few are downright brilliant.  See Hugh Jackman with balls on his neck.  See Richard Gere fuck a robot.  See Jason Sudeikis dressed up as a very cheap looking Batman.  See Keiran Culkin and Emma Stone talk dirty to each other.  See Chris Pratt poop on Anna Faris.  See Chloe Grace Moretz gets her first period.  ...

142: "Pre Teen No Go Prom" - Furry Vengeance (2010)

February 22, 2018 23:43 - 60.4 MB

We've seen a lot of baffling end credit sequences on Saturday Night Jive.  We've seen Kelsey Grammer dance to 'In The Navy', Anthony Michael Hall play drums for 4 minutes, Bill Hader walk off set and let's not forget the 7 new characters that were introduced after Master Of Disguise was over.  This movie may have the weirdest one yet.  We watched Furry Vengeance from 2010 starring SNL alum Rob Riggle and a big fat Brendan Fraser (who apparently came up with the idea for his pink tracksuit)....

141: "Let's Just Talk About The Alien Penis" - What Planet Are You From? (2000)

February 10, 2018 21:57 - 56.4 MB

What's this?  A movie we both enjoyed?  Hard to believe but it was Nora Dunn who brought us our first decent movie in quite some time.  Well, to be fair, she's only in two scenes and she gets overshadowed by Camryn Manheim's tattooed titties, but she doesn't do anything to harm What Planet Are You From? written by and starring Garry Shandling as an alien trying to impregnate a woman on Earth.  The makers of this movie seem to have given at least some shit about the product they put on film,...

140: "Where Does The Poo Go?" - Envy (2004)

January 31, 2018 18:36 - 60.1 MB

It's Amy Poehler week on Saturday Night Jive and we're talking about the 2004 film Envy starring Ben Stiller as a guy who gets jealous when his best friend, Jack Black, invents a spray that makes poop disappear.  Frequent Saturday Night Jive offender Barry Levinson directed this literal turd where Christopher Walken seems to be doing an impression of Christopher Walken.  We never get to find out where the poo goes but we do get to spend some time with the fascinating Bosco, who seems to liv...

139: "Don't Let The Fonz Touch Your Pee Pee" - P.U.N.K.S. (1999)

January 25, 2018 18:24 - 34.5 MB

It's Randy Quaid week on Saturday Night Jive and we unearthed a kids film from 1999 called P.U.N.K.S. starring Quaid as a George McFly-esque dad who needs to be saved by his kid when his evil boss played by Henry Winkler wants to sell super human suits to terrorists.  It's pretty terrible but does have a certain kid power charm to it.  If you are an 8 year old boy you would probably love this movie, everyone else can probably skip it.  How old is too old for Henry Winkler to play The Fonz? ...

138: "You Can't Just Eat Poop" - Year One (2009)

January 18, 2018 18:59 - 65.6 MB

Happy New Year, three weeks late.  We watched Year One directed by Harold Ramis and featuring SNL alums Horatio Sanz and Bill Hader.  This movie has it all, poo eating, vomit, farts and a guy peeing into his own mouth.  It's pretty terrible and what would a terrible comedy be without a confusing blooper reel at the end which confounds more than it does entertain.  Enjoy! Download Here

137: "Who are you, Ruth Buzzi?" - Jingle All The Way (1996)

January 11, 2018 18:09 - 57.2 MB

Merry Two Weeks After Christmas.  We watched Jingle All The Way starring SNL alums Phil Hartman, Chris Parnell, Laraine Newman and Jim Belushi.  Enjoy! Download Here

136: "The Ballad Of Ellen Pompenew" - The Ridiculous 6 (2016)

January 04, 2018 16:40 - 64.5 MB

Previously on Saturday Night Jive we pulled out Tim Meadows and Ellen Pompenew out of the hat.  That will all be explained.  Well, unforeseeable circumstances happened and we ended up with a lost episode so we called an audible and watched The Ridiculous 6 Adam Sandler's first Netflix original comedy.  It's terrible.  Enjoy!  Download Here

135: "Pamela Stephenson's Boobs" - Superman III (1983)

November 26, 2017 01:03 - 66.7 MB

Whoever thought we'd be watching Superman III on the podcast?  Well, did you forget that Pamela Stephenson was in it?  Did you forget that Pamela Stephenson was a cast member on SNL?  Do you not have any idea who Pamela Stephenson is?  Well you will after watching Superman III, which, much to the surprise of both George and Ben, is their favorite Superman movie.  It's stupid, full of slapstick gags, has a main villain that doesn't even realize he is a villain and also includes a knock out b...

134: "Kathleen Turner, Who Is Also Fat Now" - A Simple Wish (1997) / Cross My Heart (1987)

November 16, 2017 18:26

Two Martin Short movies separated by a decade.  We watched Cross My Heart a fairly forgettable romantic comedy featuring a performance worthy of a Best Supporting Actress Oscar from Annette O'Toole's breasts and A Simple Wish a confounding and insane movie about a male fairy godmother who makes a child's life worse at every turn.  If A Simple Wish is one of your favorite movies from childhood you should probably skip the last 20 minutes or so because things take a dark turn in our conversat...

133: "Good On You, Ghost Kid" - Three Men And A Baby (1987)

November 03, 2017 12:47

If you were to tell me that 1/3 of Three Men And A Baby involved a mob subplot about heroin, I wouldn't believe you.  Wait a minute, of course I would believe you, as we've established so many times on this podcast, every movie from this time period involved a mafia subplot.  Strap in for some insanity as we dissect the biggest money maker of 1987, and Ghost Kid is the least weird thing about this movie.  Why did Ted Danson need to dress up as a woman for the drug bust?  It didn't seem to h...

132: "Merry Christmas C-Words" - 54 (1998)

October 26, 2017 17:29

Can you make a movie where all the characters are unlikable and nobody has an arc to follow?  Apparently you can and they did in 1998 with the movie 54.  Ryan Phillipe stars as a naive kid who gets a job as a busboy at the famous disco and has sex with some ladies, kisses some fellas and does some drugs.  SNL alum Mike Myers costars as club owner Steve Rubell, who is adamant that he suck some cock.  We watched the director's cut of the film which, having not seen the theatrical version, may...

131: "You're Wasting Your Magic On Bullshit" - Bewitched (2005)

October 19, 2017 16:26

Where am I?  How did I get here?  Is this the real universe?  Those are the questions raised after watching the most meta movie ever made Bewitched.  If this movie was half as concerned with plot and characters as it was with being self refferential it would be amazing.  It's not so it's a turd.  So many things are wrong.  Why do they establish a relationship between Michael Caine and Shirley MacLaine and not have it pay off?  Why is Steve Carrell playing Uncle Arthur when we've already est...

130: "Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, Tight Little Butthole" - Geppetto (2000)

October 12, 2017 23:35

Here it is.  The long awaited Geppetto.  The fist musical television event of the new millennium.  Drew Carey stars as everyone's favorite toy maker who goes out on his own adventure while his little wooden boy travels to Pleasure Island.  Why would anyone care about Geppetto, you say?  Well, what if I told you that he visits Wayne Brady, or a town where Rene Auberjonis manufactures children to your exact specifications?  Throw in an Emmy worthy performance by Brent Spiner as an insane pupp...

129: "Stephen King's Let's Murder The President" - Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)

October 05, 2017 17:21

For the second week in a row we are discussing a movie that graces the bottom 100 of IMDB's worst films.  Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace is an incomprehensible mess starring Matt Frewer taking over the role originated by Jeff Fahey.  He's a formerly mentally challenged gardener who is now a virtual reality deity, or something like that.  This movie makes very little sense and swe spend most of the podcast talking about the future, Stephen King, technology, Virtual Reality, Jim Carrey vi...

128: "Did Anyone Give A Shit?" - Santa With Muscles (1996)

September 30, 2017 16:27

I know we say this every week but, this might be the worst movie we've ever seen.  Then again, what were we expecting when we sat down to watch Santa With Muscles?  Hulk Hogan stars in this 1996 film that for some reason was theatrically released.  This looks like it was shot on a 1996 cell phone.  The Hulkster plays a carefree millionaire who gets hit on the head and thinks he is Santa Clause.  This movie was produced by The Wolf Of Wall Street himself Jordan Belfort, so maybe it was autob...

127: "Dan Aykroyd's Jowls Should Not Jiggle In Slow Motion" - Shortcut To Happiness (2003)

September 21, 2017 13:06

You've never heard of Shortcut To Happiness?  Maybe you know it as Sexy Devil or maybe you're more familiar with The Devil And Daniel Webster.  Whatever you call it, it is one of the worst made movies we've ever watched.  Alec Baldwin made his directorial debut with this updated take on the classic short story which turns poor farmer Jabez Stone who made a deal with the devil into a struggling novelist who humps the devil and gains success.  This is on par with The Room as to how poorl...

126: "Ya Gotta Shave The Nips" - Mr. Wrong (1996)

September 14, 2017 17:40

Ellen DeGeneres starred in a romantic dark comedy in 1996 called Mr. Wrong.  Luckily for us it featured not only SNL alum Joan Cusack but also Ellen Cleghorne so we got to watch it and discuss it.  What a piece of shit.  This doesn't even seem like a real movie and that's not just because Mandeville Films didn't know where their production logo went.  Ellen falls in love with Bill Pullman and he turns out to be psycho.  Why not just break up with him, you ask?  We and the movie can not figu...

125: "Why Don't You Unbutton My Karate Pants" - Sidekicks (1992)

September 07, 2017 20:11

WWJPD?  We watch Sidekicks starring Chuck Norris, Jonathan Brandis and SNL alum Joe Piscopo as an evil karate teacher who also appears in visions as a racist caricature.  This is a bizarre little film where nobody can really tell what is real and what is reality.  Mainly we can't wrap our heads around the rules of the karate tournament which would almost assuredly end with Chuck Norris beating up children.  Enjoy! Download Here

124: "I Love You Mom, In The Butt" - Marci X (2003)

August 31, 2017 20:44

Good gravy was this terrible.  Ben is adamant that this is the worst movie we've watched, George finds a few nuggets of gold in the shit.  Lisa Kudrow plays a Jewish princess who falls for an offensive rapper, he sings songs about his wiener and his butt and his wiener in butts.  The movie is racist, sexist, homophobic and, most offensive of all, unfunny.  Enjoy! Download Here

123: "4 Shoes Or No Shoes" - Down Periscope (1996)

August 24, 2017 15:42

All hands on Kelsey Grammer's tattooed deck as we strap in for Down Periscope from 1996 featuring SNL alum Rob Schneider.  Kelsey Grammer commands a submarine with the motliest crew you've ever seen.  There's the fat guy, the crazy guy, the renegade, the degenerate gambler, the old drunk, the black guy, the w-w-w-woman?  This is a fairly enjoyable film, it's like Animal House underwater.  We get off topic slightly discussing Tom Arnold's make-a-wish kid and the possible plot of Moving Viola...

122:"How Many Heads You Got In The Duffel Bag? Less Than 8 I Hope" - 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)

August 17, 2017 18:06

The always hilarious Joe Pesci stars in 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag featuring SNL alum David Spade who is trying his best to make this movie enjoyable.  It's a dark comedy about, you guessed it, a duffel bag full o' heads.  Why did Joe Pesci keep doing comedies when he seems to detest the genre?  What was he doing in Michael Jackson's Moonwalker?  What ever happened to Andy Comeau?  How great was it when the racist vulgar granny got pushed off that cliff?  And can we never put the "You talkin' ...

121: "You Like Heroin? I Like Heroin!" - Sgt. Bilko (1996)

August 13, 2017 16:23

We got 3 SNL alums today.  Phil Hartman, Chris Rock and Big Fat Dan Aykroyd.  Along with Steve Martin in Sgt. Bilko from 1996.  Enjoy! Download Here!

120: "What's This? Karate-oke?" - Duets (2000)

July 27, 2017 17:36

We found a weird one.  Maya Rudolph appears in the 2000 karaoke road trip drama Duets and she also acted as the film's music supervisor?  Paul Giamatti leaves his family, Huey Lewis hustles with his voice, Andre Braugher robs to sing, Gwyneth Paltrow saves her mayonnaise packets and Maria Bello uses blowjobs as currency all in their quest to win that cool cool $5,000 in the karaoke competition in Omaha.  What the fuck was this thing that we watched?  Words can only begin to describe the utt...

119: "Are You Having A Big Gay Sex Party In The Woods, Timothy Bottoms?" - Invaders From Mars (1986)

July 20, 2017 17:44

    We're back and we're talking Laraine Newman this week and the 1986 Canon film classic Invaders From Mars.  Let's go up to the top of that hill and talk about a fairly charming in its own way horror movie where martians take over people's brains.  We're joined this week by George's new dog and his cat who make their presence known.  Once again we wonder why they hid all the cool 1980s robots from us and what George will be like as a parent when there are monsters under his child's bed....

118: "The Maury Povich Show Is Still In Its Infancy" - Father's Day (1997)

July 13, 2017 22:40

It's finally here!  We're doing Father's Day from 1997 featuring 3 SNL alums, Billy Crystal, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and the late great Charles Rocket.  Buckle up kids, this is a weird fucking movie.  Two strangers who boned the same chick 17 years ago team up to find their missing possible son.  You know you're in trouble when in one of the first scenes of the movie Robin Williams puts a gun in his mouth.  Where did Robin Williams get a closet full of disguises?  Why does Mel Gibson cameo in t...

117: " You Want To Play Donald Duck?" - Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

July 06, 2017 17:33

Original Not Ready For Primetime Player Gilda Radner stars in Haunted Honeymoon from 1986 directed by her then husband Gene Wilder.  This movie is terrible.  Dom DeLuise co-stars as a big fat lady who propels herself down a staircase with her farts.  Was this meant to be a comedy?  Is Gene Wilder a bad director, or a good director who doesn't know how to stage jokes?  Who cares who the villain is when you're introduced to 10 characters, each more boring than the next?  And can we stop with ...

116: "I Have A Problem With Your Inter-Dimensional Incest" - Chances Are (1989)

July 06, 2017 17:27

This week on Saturday Night Jive, Christopher MacDonald dies and gets reincarnated as Robert Downey, Jr..  After he graduates college he meets a girl and her mom, who happens to be his wife in his past life.  It's the most charming movie featuring a father trying to have sex with his daughter.  It's Chances Are starring SNL alum Robert Downey, Jr., Cybill Shepherd, Ben's favorite actor, Ryan O'Neal and our mom's favorite actress, Mary Stuart Masterston.  The real question here is, is ...

115: "Check Out The Ass On Dianne Wiest" - Cops And Robbersons (1994)

June 15, 2017 18:27

We're talking Chevy Chase this week and his ineptness to effectively scrape cream cheese off a bagel.  Cops And Robbersons stars Chase as a wannabe cop whose house is taken over by Jack Palance as part of a stakeout to catch the notorious Robert Davi.  Davi is such a bad ass that he shoots watermelons in his basement but not so much a bad ass that he can't figure out that his neighbor's brother is a good 30 years his senior.  We watched Chevy Chase display his lack of functioning motor skills...

114: "Blowjob Rape Anal Thermometer" - Little Man (2006)

June 12, 2017 00:50

Sorry for the gross title but it seems like the dirtier the title the higher the count and it's an apt description for the movie we watched.  Little Man from 2006 features not only Tracy Morgan but Molly Shannon and Rob Schneider as well.  So many questions, so many issues, we barely scratch the surface of how bizarre and wrong this movie is.  If you like us please write an iTunes review and if you have anything to say shoot us an e-mail at [email protected] Enjoy! Download...

113: "Where The Nappy Dugout?" - Bulworth (1998)

June 01, 2017 22:09

It's Sarah Silverman week on Saturday Night Jive and apparently she's in Bulworth.  We watched Bulworth and didn't see her but we did see SNL alums Laurie Metcalf and Nora Dunn.  We also saw an hour and 47 minutes of Warren Beatty rapping and black people respecting him for it.  This is a pretty crappy movie but listen to us try and figure out just how far up his ass Warren Beatty's head is.  Enjoy! Download Here

112: "Light Beer. No Glass" - Mr. Destiny (1990)

May 26, 2017 00:54

For George's 35th birthday we watched a movie about Jim Belushi's 35th birthday.  For Belushi, he drank a concoction made by Michael Caine and traveled to an alternate dimension.  For George, we watched Mr. Destiny.  Michael Caine changes Jim Belushi's life by showing him what would have happened had he hit a baseball once.  One of the more perplexing movies we've seen, it's hard to wrap your head around a movie with where our hero cheats on his wife the first day he's in a different timeline...

111: 'He DOES Hate Mondays' - Garfield (2004)

May 19, 2017 12:38

There once was a man named Joel Cohen who had a name sounding like an Academy Award winning director and screenwriter.  This is the reason Bill Murray gives for starring in Garfield.  It doesn't explain why he appeared in a sequel though or how Bill Murray confused the writer/director of Fargo with a guy who would write a cript about a lasagna loving cat.  This movie was pretty painful to sit through but did give us an evil twin Stephen Tobolowsky and we finally got to see Jon Arbuckle get la...

110: "Malkovich Made A Dumb Fuck Robot" - Making Mr. Right (1987)

May 12, 2017 21:41

Laurie Metcalf was only a credited SNL cast member for 1 episode but that's a good enough reason to watch the 1987 robot romance starring John Malkovich Making Mr. Right.  The movie asks two major questions, should I give my robot a penis, and more importantly should I give that penis foreskin.  Most of the conversation this week stems from that scientific query.  Enjoy! Download Here

109: "Wallace Shawn's Gone Rogue For Poontang" - My Favorite Martian (1999)

May 04, 2017 17:52

Christine Ebersole was a cast member on SNL so we watched My Favorite Martian.  If you can think of a better premise for a podcast, I don't want to hear it.  This movie is wonderfully insane and includes our new favorite poop joke.  What does NASA want with Jerry Garcia's ashes?  Does Christopher Lloyd have a sexual relationship with his clothing?  What are Vin Diesel's opinions on martian spacesuits?  Did Daryl Hannah eat a man?  Why are so many people putting alien gum in their mouths?  And...

108: "What Is Tony Shalhoub" - Paulie (1998)

April 27, 2017 18:20

We're talking Jay Mohr this week, his inexplicable rise to fame and his 1998 family film Paulie where he plays a talking bird and a guy who can make an easy $20 by getting the bird to steal people's ATM codes.  This is a decent family film despite being incredibly saccharin.  How did Buddy Hackett lose out to Jay Mohr?  Why is Bruce Davison so evil?  Why does Tony Shalhoub play so many ethnicities?  How many ALMA awards does Cheech Marin win every year?  These questions and more in this week'...

107: "Welcome Nerds And The Ann Risley Fan Club" - Simon (1980)

April 20, 2017 20:15

Are you ready for some obscurity?  Well we pulled out Ann Risley's name out of the hat and we watched Simon.  If that sentence makes absolutely no sense then you are probably not alone.  Nobody has seen this movie except a couple of nerds who know a lot about Italian operas and shuttle launches.  Alan Arkin stars as a professor who gets brainwashed into thinking he's an alien and some randomness ensues.  Who has time to write IMDB trivia?  How far do you go into your masturbation planning?  W...

106: "A Traditional Transylvanian Jelly Party" - Vampire Dog (2012)

April 12, 2017 04:38

Ever wanted to see a movie about a vampire dog?  Well you should probably watch a movie that isn't Vampire Dog starring SNL alum Norm MacDonald.  This movie has so little to do about a vampire dog and so much to do about winning the battle of the bands, charter schools, cosmetics, science class and mean girls.  A young boy inherits a vampire dog from his dead relative and this dog has all the signs of being a vampire, an affinity for red jelly, running around in the park, talking in a Canadia...

105: "Aye Yai Yai" - Power Rangers (2017)/That's My Boy (2012)

April 06, 2017 20:32

So Bill Hader is a voice in the new Power Rangers movie so Ben forced George to see it.  Surprisingly, it's not that bad.  You know what else isn't as bad as it sounds?  That's My Boy a movie starring Adam Sandler as a guy who impregnated his teacher when he was 13 and now attempts to be a dad.  It's twice the movie talk this week on Saturday Night Jive, this week with more masturbating to grandma.  Enjoy Download Here

104: "Jeffrey Jones: Salt Of The Earth" - Who's Your Caddy? (2007)

April 02, 2017 00:05

For 10 years we as a nation have been asking one question collectively.  Who's Your Caddy?  Turns out Finesse Mitchell made a little movie with Big Boi, Faizon Love, fellow SNL alum Garrett Morris and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones.  This movie strives to be black Caddyshack but ends up to be black Caddyshack II.  Join us for a discussion of Bill Clinton's favorite film and whatever happened to that dog that told David Berkowitz to murder?  Enjoy! Download Here!

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