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204: "More Farts, Please!" - Daddy Day Camp (2007)
December 19, 2019 17:42 - 57.5 MBNot since we watched Grand Daddy Day Care have we seen a movie as lazy as Daddy Day Camp. The second in the greatest film trilogy in this galaxy, this film follows Cuba Gooding Jr. (replacing Eddie Murphy and playing the same character) as he forgets everything he learned from the first movie and applies it to running a camp. Even though he establishes in the first scene that he hates camp, he buy a camp in the second scene. Lots of poop, farts, and vomit in this one. It also has a scen...
203: "Look To Your Left, Look To Your Right, One Of You Will Eat Poop" - Young Doctors In Love (1982)
December 05, 2019 15:26 - 60.3 MBAnd of course, Hector Elizondo appears in Young Doctors In Love. We've covered a few Garry Marshall movies but this is the only one at least one of us enjoyed. A split decision on this as George thinks it's an absurd delight and Ben thinks it's a tonal mess. Starring SNL alum Michael McKean this movie features Taylor Negron selling pills to MacGyver, Hector Elizondo in drag, Dabney Coleman getting punched in the face, a dwarf doctor, nurses with big tits, and Sean Young. Garry Marshall ...
202: "The Bus To Magic Ninja Island" - Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
November 27, 2019 16:58 - 45.2 MBWe're watching Beverly Hills Ninja starring SNL alums Chris Farley and Chris Rock. A young baby washes up on the shores of a magical ninja island and defies the laws of nature vs. nurture by growing up to be a big fat guy. The last film released during Chris Farley's lifetime is also Christian Bale's favorite movie, for some reason. We question the mechanics of magic ninja island, Dennis Dugan's directing prowess and the real mystery of this movie, what's the deal with that racist hotel ...
200: "Mad About You Aliens" - Season 20 Episode 15 - Paul Reiser/Annie Lennox
November 21, 2019 15:28 - 73.2 MBIt's the 200th episode of Saturday Night Jive so we're going back to our roots and talking about an episode of SNL from the famed and disastrous season 20. Paul Reiser hosts with musical guest Annie Lennox. We get homophobic sketches, racist sketches, sexist sketches, sketches involving rape, sodomy and superheros, a sketch stolen by Jay Mohr from another comedian, a piss poor Jeff Foxworthy impression, Chris Farley in a fez, and quite possibly the dumbest sketch SNL has ever aired (hin...
201: "Chekhov's Magic Sex Bee" - Leonard Part 6 (1987)
November 21, 2019 15:26 - 44.1 MBSo, you know how we watch movies featuring Saturday Night Live cast members? Well, we didn't do that this week. In honor of our 201st episode, Ben picked the movie and he could pick whatever he wanted so we watched Leonard Part 6 starring the world's most prolific rapist Bill Cosby who has never even hosted SNL. Wait a minute, was Joe Don Bakker part of the season 6 cast? Let me check. No. Sadly, Joe Don Bakker has never gotten the call from Lorne. Ah well, it's our bicentennial so w...
199: "You Go In The Allen Covert Pile" - Zookeeper (2011)
November 05, 2019 22:18 - 46.6 MBWe're talking Zookeeper starring Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Joe Rogan, Leslie Bibb and SNL alums Maya Rudolph, Adam Sandler and Jim Breuer as talking animals that don't really factor into the plot as much as you'd think they would. This film is about a lonely zookeeper trying to get his ex-girlfriend back. Oh, and he also learns that animals can speak and have been able to do so from the beginning of time, but that doesn't phase him as he's got other stuff to deal with. Fatty falls dow...
198: "Does That Mean Ray Charles Is A Horse?" - Limit Up (1989)
October 24, 2019 13:20 - 77.5 MBAh, the old "pretend you're The Devil to adjust the price of soybeans" trick. We are all familiar with this plot. It's Danitra Vance week on Saturday Night Jive and we watched Limit Up from 1989. This is a movie about a feisty woman who dreams of being a successful soybean trader, she's just missing one thing, a penis. She does her best to break the glass ceiling by learning everything she can about the stock market. Oh, and The Devil is involved. Also God is played by Ray Charles and...
197: "A Professional At Getting You To Eat Your Own Dick" - MacGruber (2010)
October 17, 2019 16:17 - 57.1 MBWe pulled Maya Rudolph so we watched MacGruber the final (as of know) film adapted from an SNL sketch also starring Will Forte and Kristen Wiig. Not much to say about this one except that it exists, there are some funny moments, but it seems like a big waste of potential. A huge box office dud that became a cult classic, we discuss whether or not it deserves that acclaim. Enjoy! Download Here
196: "I Made Toast Needlessly Complicated" - Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)
October 03, 2019 17:39 - 54.2 MBIt's Julia Sweeney week so we're talking about her iconic work in the 1992 family film Honey, I Blew Up The Kid. The follow-up to Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, this film was originally intended as a stand alone film called 'Big Baby' until somebody from the studio decided to turn it into a sequel. How does a wife put up with this shit twice? How would you react if you saw your baby's giant genitals? Are any of Rick Moranis's inventions of any use? Why does this movie involve a corporate es...
195: "Move Over Emily Prager" - Pootie Tang (2001)/Shane Gillis
September 25, 2019 22:28 - 55.5 MBSa da tay everyone, we pulled Laura Kightlinger's name out of the hat and that means we are talking about the film that made her a star. Who could forget her turn as the anchorwoman in Pootie Tang. Also featuring SNL alum Chris Rock and directed by Louis C.K., this movie is a big old mess of what the fuck. A guy who speaks gibberish, a world that understands him completely, a comedy with no jokes. When Bob Costas is the funniest actor in your movie, you gonna have problems. Since this ...
194: "Bigfoot With A Big Pair Of Hairy Tits" - Tales From The Crypt Presents Bordello Of Blood (1996)
September 19, 2019 12:05 - 51.8 MBThis week's SNL alum was Dennis Miller so we watched one of his only leading man vehicles Tales From The Crypt Presents Bordello Of Blood. The making of this film is more interesting than the actual movie as Dennis was paid a million dollars to star in this, money the producers took out of the special effects budget, he ad-libbed the majority of his dialogue and would routinely not show up on set or walk off abruptly. We are split on this one. Ben did not like Dennis's performance while ...
193: "Boobs, Butts, Titties" - Plump Fiction (1997)
September 12, 2019 12:12 - 61.5 MBYou know how we've said "This is the worst movie we've ever seen" about a lot of movies? You know how we've also said "This is the worst movie ever and if we ever say it again, we are lying"? Well, this is the worst movie we've ever seen and if we say that about another movie we are lying. We watched Plump Fiction a parody of Quentin Tarantino movies and other films from 1994. It stars Julie Brown, not the Downtown one, as a fat version of Mia Wallace, Paul Dinello as the John Travolta ...
192: "Dicks All Day" - Like Mike (2002)
September 05, 2019 12:15 - 48.3 MBIt's Fred Armisen week on Saturday Night Jive and that can mean only one thing. We watched Like Mike from 2002 starring Lil' Bow Wow in his dramatic feature debut as a young orphan who finds magic shoes once owned by Michael Jordan, maybe, they never establish if the shoes are magic or if it was the wish he made on them or if it was the electricity running through them from the lightning storm. Whatever the reason, he becomes good at basketball. Fred Armisen appears as New Age Dad which ...
191: "Quick, Hide Your Cheese" - Snow Dogs (2002)
August 29, 2019 12:45 - 55 MBDespite what the trailers for Snow Dogs tells you, this is not a talking dog movie, also there's more Sisqo than you would imagine. We pulled Jim Belushi's name and he voices a dog in a dream sequence in this film, so that's why we watched it. This is a stupid, stupid podcast. The movie also features SNL alum Brian Doyle-Murray as well as two Oscar winners competing with each other as to who can eat the most cheese. Suggested by a book you never read, this movie is not good but it was f...
190: "Mommy Is Horny" - Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver
August 22, 2019 17:08 - 66.2 MBThere's nothing in the rule book that says we can't watch Air Bud: Golden Receiver. The second film in the Air Bud series features SNL alum Nora Dunn as a the evil owner of a Russian circus that wants the basketball playing pooch all to herself. There's also a football coach who is constantly eating a sandwich, a kid who doesn't like the guy his mom is dating and, oh yeah, a dog that plays football, but that last thing doesn't really factor into the plot of the film. Join us for one of ...
189: "Wait A Minute, I Hate God" - Altar Egos (2017)
July 25, 2019 03:40 - 61.8 MBVictoria Jackson is our SNL alum this week and she starred in the 2017 film Altar Egos. This is a Christian movie with a decent message, basically be kind to others and judge not that ye be judged, but it also features some of the most horrendous makeup ever put on film. A young pastor wants to hip up his church but he comes to odds with the stodgy, old choir director who is set in her ways. She'll never listen to him...unless...he disguises himself as an old man to get into her good gr...
188: "2 + 2 = Toilet?" - Moving (1988)
June 26, 2019 21:36 - 58.1 MBIt's Randy Quaid week and we watched Moving from 1988 starring Richard Pryor and King Kong Bundy. Also featuring SNL alum Dana Carvey, this movie is about Arlo Pear getting a job in Idaho and having to move his family cross country. Wacky complications ensue. Ben feels the movie is too scattershot while George found it to be a light and absurdly funny comedy. You got Rodney Dangerfield gambling away a bank's money, Dana Carvey with multiple personalities, karate chopping on a moving tru...
187: "Who Ordered The Big Wet Butts?" - Second Act (2018)
June 13, 2019 16:32 - 58.7 MBIn the great pantheon of movies featuring SNL cast members, we would be derelict in our responsibilities if we didn't cover Second Act starring Jennifer Lopez as a 40 year old woman who lies on her resume to get a job as a consultant for a cosmetics company and meets the daughter she gave up for adoption. It features an award worthy performance from the one and only Ellen Cleghorne as Sheniqua, the woman who works at Valu-Mart who can be seen in one scene and speaks two words of dia...
186: "Welcome To Kmart, I'm Usher" - Killers (2010)
June 06, 2019 15:22 - 53.3 MBIt's Rob Riggle week on Saturday Night Jive and we're talking the 2010 action/comedy Killers starring Ashton Kutcher and Katharine Heigl with a bonus SNL alum Casey Wilson. This movie had the potential to be amazing but they cast two people with absolutely no chemistry, filled the movie with inane dialogue and scored action scenes with the soundtrack to Mrs. Doubtfire. Maybe it didn't have that much potential, but the premise of the movie is interesting. Do K-Marts still exist? Why...
185: "Give Me Back-a My Paint Cans!" - A Night At The Roxbury (1998)
May 10, 2019 14:18 - 57.5 MBThis week on Saturday Night Jive we're talking about an actual SNL movie. A Night At The Roxbury tells the story of Steve and Doug Butabi, two characters who not only barely talked in their sketches but didn't have names. How do you turn that into a movie? You throw in an unbilled performance from Chazz Palminteri and let him do whatever he wants, apparently. We'll get into it as we watch a movie with SNL alums Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan, Molly Shannon, Mark McKinney and, of cour...
184: "Feelin' The Mitts" - Senseless (1998)
May 03, 2019 14:37 - 68.1 MBThis week on Saturday Night Jive we're talking David Spade who plays a 40 year college senior in Senseless. This is a terrible film starring Marlon Wayans as another person who looks too old to be in college who takes part in an experimental drug trial that heightens his senses. Things are going great for the kid until he ups the dosage (for no discernible reason) and starts to lose his senses. So many things wrong with this movie, the least of which is its possible racist underton...
183: "I Must Study You" - Pure Luck (1991)
April 25, 2019 16:12 - 47.1 MBMartin Short was the SNL alum we picked this week so we watched Pure Luck from 1991. It stars Martin as the unluckiest man in the world, sent to find the unluckiest woman in the world. He's partnered with Danny Glover and he falls down a lot. It's not that great, but it's watchable. Do bee stings really turn you into a big fat guy? Will two unlucky people coming together cause the world to end? Do Mexican police officers just rape you without a trial? These questions and more are exp...
182: "Specifically For Melanie Hutsell" - Grown Ups 2 (2013)
April 18, 2019 14:47 - 72.7 MBWhy are we watching Grown Ups 2? Is it because it stars SNL alums Adam Sandler, David Spade and Chris Rock? Is it because Maya Rudolph and Tim Meadows have supporting roles? Is it because it features cameos from Cheri Oteri, Andy Samberg, Jon Lovitz, Colin Quinn, Will Forte, Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, Ellen Cleghorne and Paul Brittan? No. We watched it because SNL great Melanie Hutsell shows up in the background of two scenes. Why? Because you're listening to the podcast with the ...
181: "Somebody Once Told Me" - Mystery Men (1999)
April 08, 2019 23:18 - 67.4 MBWe've had a run of really bad movies so we're taking a much needed break and watching something of substance. Mystery Men is a superhero movie that parodies the feel of the Tim Burton and Joel Schumacher Batman movies and has a look that can only be called "Kinka Usher-esque". We get POV shots aplenty in this as the camera is in the fridge, in your face, in a bag, up your nose, in your butt, or wherever they felt like putting it that second. Starring SNL alums Ben Stiller and Janeane Gar...
180: "Taco Hamburger 12" - Epic Movie (2007)
March 28, 2019 15:11 - 88.4 MBWe've watched some really bad movies for this podcast. We think we've found the worst. You like poop, vomit and farts? Well, I give you Epic Movie. Do you like Fred Willard, Crispin Glover, Jennifer Coolidge, Kal Penn, Kevin Hart, Kevin MacDonald or the British guy from Great News? Well, you won't after you watch this movie. Allegedly featuring SNL alum Taran Killam, although we did not see him in the movie. Who we did see was Darrell Hammond ripping off an SNL bit from Andy Samberg. ...
179: "Dan Aykroyd's Big Fat Ass In Short Shorts" - Doctor Detroit (1983)
March 21, 2019 14:23 - 60.2 MBPimpin' sure ain't easy, especially when you're Dan Aykroyd and you think pimps have metal hands and talk like Carol Channing. Enough about Dan though, we're talking Peter Aykroyd this week. A cast member for one season who appears in Doctor Detroit for one scene. Does Dan Aykroyd have multiple personalities, Do you believe Howard Hesseman as a pimp? What's up with sword fights? All this, plus we pitch the Dan Aykroyd Cinematic Universe. Enjoy! Like and Subscribe on iTunes or whereve...
178: "Yogurt Gives Me The Whoopsies" - Grand Daddy Day Care (2019)
March 14, 2019 20:25 - 56.2 MBIn 2019, America's favorite trilogy came to a close. You completely forgot about Daddy Day Care, you never saw Daddy Day Camp but heard it was terrible, now the saga comes full circle with Grand Daddy Day Care. Starring Danny Trejo as an ex-con turned lawyer with dementia who has to move in with his daughter and son-in-law. When his old friends come over, his son-in-law gets an idea. Run an illegal nursing home. What could have been a fun Rapping Granny style movie is actually sad, fea...
177: "F U, Garry Marshall" - Dear God (1996)
February 27, 2019 14:47 - 61.4 MBOh boy, we found another Garry Marshall classic. Dear God is a mess of a film where nothing makes sense. Greg Kinnear is the sweetest conman you'll ever meet who gets sentenced by a judge to get a 9-5 job. You know, that common sentence criminals get. He finds work in the dead letter office of the USPS and ends up answering undelivered letters to God. This movie does not know how the post office works as Greg gets in trouble for opening people's mail, even though that is what the dead ...
176: 'Dan Aykroyd's Big Fat Alien Ass' - Coneheads (1993)
February 09, 2019 20:41 - 64.8 MBThis week we are finally talking Coneheads from 1993 featuring SNL alum Jan Hooks but also Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Chris Farley, Laraine Newman, Tom Davis, Tim Meadows, Michael McKean, David Spade, Julia Sweeney, Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz, Garrett Morris, Adam Sandler and Peter Aykroyd. The It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World of SNL movies also has cameos from Sinbad, Eddie Griffen, Tom Arnold, Drew Carey, Michael Richards, Dave Thomas, Ellen DeGeneres and Jason Alexander. This is a big old ...
175: "Scalpel, Forceps, Frying Pan" - Clean Slate (1994)
February 01, 2019 14:35 - 63.5 MBThis week we're talking Clean Slate, an early starring vehicle for SNL star Dana Carvey. This movie is an interesting mess. It has a charm and easy going tone but the plot completely falls apart if you think about it for 5 seconds. Dana is a private eye with amnesia who wakes up every morning with no memories of who he is. He has a case to solve, a valuable coin to find, a woman to romance. Luckily the amnesia doesn't affect the part of the brain that remembers where poo goes. All thi...
174: "His Face Is Off His Face" - Son Of The Mask (2005)
January 10, 2019 19:58 - 76.9 MBThis week on Saturday Night Jive we're talking about one of the most reviled movies of all time Son Of The Mask starring Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming, Bob Hoskins, Traylor Howard, a terrifying CGI baby and dog and most importantly, SNL alum Jerry Minor. Is Ben Stein the worst actor of all time? Can he even qualify as an actor? Do all celebrities hold elaborate Eyes Wide Shut parties? Why do Gods want to have sex with out human women? What are the legal ramifications of cartoon viol...
173: "El Kabong Logic" - I Feel Pretty (2018)
January 06, 2019 03:26 - 62.9 MBThis week on Saturday Night Jive it's our end of the year spectacular. We're highlighting one of the worst of 2018, I Feel Pretty starring Amy Schumer and featuring two SNL alums in Aidy Bryant and Shasheer Zamata. This movie is incredibly nonsensical as Amy gets a head injury and wakes up thinking she looks like a supermodel. Luckily for her, nobody questions her alternate reality or treats her any different at all. The trailer for this film sparked some controversy as people felt the ...
172: "Before We Get Into Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" - Fletch Lives (1989)
December 29, 2018 18:41 - 62.5 MBYou didn't think it could get more racist, did you? Well this week on Saturday Night Jive the Chevy Chase conversation continues as we tackle Fletch Lives. This sequel to Chevy's favorite film is at the same time better and worse than the first one. It's worse because it's arguably not a well made film but it's better for the same reason and the accidental (or purposeful) racism. Here's a taste, Fletch has a fantasy about dancing with his slaves on his plantation. Enjoy! Download Here
171: "Here's Another Thing About Microfiche" - Fletch (1985)
December 19, 2018 19:28 - 66.8 MBThis week on Saturday Night Jive we are talking about Chevy Chase's personal favorite film. It's Fletch from 1985 starring Chase as a bumbling newspaper reporter who acts like a detective. When his boss asks him to write a story about drugs on the beach, Fletch is like "No way, man. I'm gonna write a story about something else and you're gonna pay for all my plane fare". This movie is fairly mediocore, not bad, not good but definitely not a classic like some may see it. Here us cover e...
170: "The Crossover Episode" - Delgo (2008)
December 06, 2018 15:06 - 75.9 MBBen has another podcast "Head Cannon" (available wherever you get your podcasts) so he graced us with his presence and we did a crossover episode. Even though he would have been here anyway. Whatever the case may be, we watched Delgo a huge box office bomb from 2008 featuring SNL alum Chris Kattan and a voice cast of people that you would not be able to recognize if their names weren't on screen. Is there a more recognizable voice you can think of other than Freddie Prinze, Jr.? How abo...
169: "The Magic Death Tree" - A Thousand Words (2012)
November 15, 2018 03:54 - 60.7 MBWe've come to the end of The Fall Of Eddie Murphy and we are talking about his 2012 comedy A Thousand Words. Murphy plays a motormouth literary agent who gets cursed by a magic death tree, for some reason. A leaf falls off for every word he says and when the last leaf drops he will die. You know, like a tree dies when all the leaves fall off. Wait, that isn't true. Meh, who cares? All of this magic science is just the best guess of a spiritual guru. He doesn't even know what's going ...
168: "A Big Black Spaceship Dick" - Meet Dave (2008)
November 08, 2018 20:07 - 66.1 MBQuestion: If you were building a spaceship, would you make it look like you? Would you make it anatomically correct? Would you put a pencil sharpener in the nose? Would you make it so it makes poopy faces when things come out the butthole? All these questions are not answered in Meet Dave but it's still a pretty funny movie. Eddie Murphy stars as the captain of an Eddie Murphy spaceship. He and his crew are on Earth to steal the salt from our oceans but along the way they start to res...
167: "Bananas Exist In This Universe" - Showtime (2002)
November 01, 2018 16:08 - 64.8 MBWe're continuing our Eddie Murphy binge with 2002's Showtime. While not a good movie, it probably doesn't deserve the scorn it received. Coming out the same year as The Adventures Of Pluto Nash and I Spy, two other Murphy bombs, probably didn't help it. Murphy and De Niro play cops who get hired to star in a reality show that apparently has a tight post-production schedule as they are watching it almost instantly after filming it. There's a lot that doesn't add up here and we get into a...
166: "E Pluribus Butt Pie" - The Golden Child (1986)
October 25, 2018 17:56 - 50.2 MBWe watched The Golden Child starring Eddie Murphy as a guy who likes finding lost children, the film never establishes that he works for the police force so we think pedophilia is just his hobby and his job is laughing. If Eddie got paid per Eddie Murphy laugh in this film he would make as much money as, well probably however much money Eddie got paid to be in this turd. A child with magical powers is being hunted by a bunch of demons and Eddie is "the chosen one" who can stop them. It's...
165: "It's Like A Metaphor" - How Sweet It Is (2013)
October 12, 2018 14:17 - 58.3 MBWell, we finally did it. We reached out our hands to George's DVD shelf and watched the obscure Joe Piscopo musical from 2013, How Sweet It Is. What a surprise this was. We liked it! Piscopo turns in a good performance, the movie knew when to be absurd and when to be sweet. 6 years after buying this, we found that it was money well spent. Enjoy! Download Here
164: "Urine Scenes And Facials" - Hollywood And Wine (2009)
October 04, 2018 19:10 - 72.9 MBThis week we watched Hollywood And Wine featuring SNL alums Chris Kattan, Norm MacDonald, Horatio Sanz and David Spade. Written and directed by the brothers of late great SNL giant Chris Farley, Kevin and John Farley. This movie gives us the answer to the question, is comedy genetic? Turns out, No. This movie is pretty abysmal except for the brilliant performance of Norm as an old school porn director and the exuberance of Horatio as the main character's best friend who has a p...
163: "Machina" - Working Trash (1990)
September 27, 2018 18:07 - 55.8 MBShort lived SNL cast member Ben Stiller in his first leading role and first time SNL host George Carlin starred in FOX's first made for television movie Working Trash. Two janitors find insider stock tips in the trash and invest. Thanks to that demonic shredder. Enjoy! Download Here
162: "It's F**k Or Treasure Hunt" - Million Dollar Mystery (1987)
September 13, 2018 23:25 - 69.3 MBOh man, oh man. We just found my new favorite movie. Million Dollar Mystery stars a cast of dozen C-level comedians in a straight rip-off of It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World...and it's awesome. SNL alum Rich Hall co-stars as Vietnam vet Slaughter Buzzard so we watched it and it did not disappoint. When it was funny it was funny, when it wasn't funny it was so bad it's good funny. Tom Bosley dies from a bowl of chili and tells a room full of people about $4 million dollars he hid on 4 di...
161: "If You Think It's Poop, Give It A Taste" - The Year Without A Santa Claus (2006)
September 06, 2018 13:15 - 60.3 MBOur final 5 timers club member John Goodman is our subject this week and did you know that in 2006 he starred as Santa in a live action television adaptation of The Year Without A Santa Claus? Also featuring SNL alums Michael McKean as Snow Miser and Chris Kattan as Sparky the Elf, this film is cheap, horribly edited, nonsensical at most points but also has a charm all its own. It's not a good film by any means but it's pleasant. How does Santa make a profit? Why is the magical tel...
160: "I Shoulda Smoked Weed" - Rude Awakening (1989)
August 25, 2018 15:16 - 52.5 MBWelcome back to the show, man. This week we watched a Buck Henry movie from 1989 starring Eric Roberts and Cheech Marin. Rude Awakening is about two hippies who hide in the jungle for 20 years only to come back and find out that their friends have all sold out. It starts off really good and then quickly becomes terrible. Then it has a hilarious ending that made us question what exactly the movie was trying to say. Are the hippies the good guys or the bad guys Is Eric Roberts a narc? ...
159: "Porn And Corn" - Going Ape (1981)/Twins (1988)
August 03, 2018 01:40 - 50.2 MBWe pulled SNL 5-timers club member Danny DeVito out of the hat so we watched Going Ape from 1981 starring Tony Danza and a couple of monkeys. 20 minutes later, the file we were watching stopped working so we did what anybody would do. We started watching Twins from 1988 starring DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger. But we didn't want to waste any time so we started it 20 minutes in. So this is a film where Tony Danza is forced to live with 3 chimpanzees and Danny DeVito. Just as the mob i...
158: "Miami: The Land Of Cockfights" - Stick (1985)
July 26, 2018 12:27 - 65.9 MBBurt Reynolds is Ernest "Stick" Stickley in Elmore Leonard's Stick. Directed by Reynolds, this 80s action movie is pretty decent (and available on YouTube) except for the tacked on love interest, which is the reason we watched the film. We pulled 5 timers club member Candice Bergen out of the hat and she shows up about 40 minutes in to have sex with Stick and then she promptly exits the movie. It's not her fault, nobody can resist Stick. If you don't want to have sex with him you either...
157: "Poop Juice On The Jambalaya" - Bringing Down The House (2003)
July 20, 2018 00:26 - 51.2 MBIt's Steve Martin week on SNL and we watched Bringing Down The House from 2003 starring Martin, Queen Latifah, Eugene Levy and racist old Betty White. It's truly bizarre how we come across so many racist movies just by picking random actor names out of a hat. We watched Soul Man, Krippendorf's Tribe, Who's Your Caddy? and Marci X but this week brings us another squeamish gem as Steve Martin gets catfished by a convict and travels down a rabbit hole where everyone hates black people. That...
156: "Chekhov's Humping Elephants" - The Love Guru (2008)
July 14, 2018 14:08 - 63.7 MBIt took 156 episodes but we are just finally getting to The Love Guru. Why are we talking about this 2008 gem starring Mike Myers as a fame hungry self help charlatan? Because 5 timers club member Justin Timberlake co-stars as Jacques "Le Coq" Grande a Canadian hockey player with a huge dick. If you think that joke is funny then you should watch this film because they beat that into the ground along with every other unfunny thing that popped into Mike Myers's head. Verne Troyer is small...
155: "Monkeys Are Different Than Dogs" - Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
July 07, 2018 20:45 - 53.6 MBWe pulled SNL 5 timers club member Drew Barrymore out of the hat so we watched Beverly Hills Chihuahua alone in the dark on a Saturday night. We make good life decisions. Chloe is a pampered pooch living the good life when she gets lost in Mexico and forced into the underground world of dog fighting. While technically this is a movie, it is not a good one. Enjoy! Download Here