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Roleplay Retcon

191 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 18 ratings

Roleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGS), soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes. Professional writer Benjamin Gray, Theatre sensei Jensie, and RPG expert/comedian/cinephile Alex invite a new guest, feature a new band, and play a new roleplaying or storytelling game for each bad movie.

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Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 2: Magical Mervin | Roleplay Retcon

September 02, 2020 15:49 - 58 minutes - 54 MB

Mervin grapples with grief as he escapes through the tunnels beneath the city with Ridley, Elwin, and Snails. Why did Vildin think this scroll was so important? Is there any way to read its magically encrypted contents? This series features music by Myuu This episode features covers of Haddaway's "What is Love" and Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks" by Hildegard von Blingin' and Cornelius Link Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gar...

Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 1: The Talented Mx. Ridley | Roleplay Retcon

August 19, 2020 05:03 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

Yass, henny! The inaugural episode of our remake of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie covers about the first 17 minutes of the original film, so we might want to pick up the pace after this one. Still, there's a lot in that 17 minutes: Heists, ever-morphing British accents, the eponymous dragons, betrayal, treasure, murder, mayhem, and mage hand! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave ...

Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 1: The Talented Mx. Ripley | Roleplay Retcon

August 19, 2020 05:03 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Yass, henny! The inaugural episode of our remake of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie covers about the first 17 minutes of the original film, so we might want to pick up the pace after this one. Still, there's a lot in that 17 minutes: Heists, ever-morphing British accents, the eponymous dragons, betrayal, treasure, murder, mayhem, and mage hand! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave ...

Dungeons & Dragons (2000): Dungeons& Dragons Fifth Edition Rookie Camp | Roleplay Retcon

August 05, 2020 05:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

We're going full meta by remaking the 2000 Courtney Solomon Dungeons & Dragons movie using, shockingly, Dungeons & Dragons 5E. This series is a little different than our others, in that... well, you'll have to listen, because it's a little wild. Also, if you're new to D&D, come listen to series Director Alex conduct the crashiest of courses. This series features Kim from the Chaotic Goodness podcast! This series features music by Myuu!

Envy (2004) (Ben Stiller, Jack Black) | Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon

July 22, 2020 14:11 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

It's a Righters' Room for the 2004 Barry Levinson film Envy, a boring story that completely fails to deliver on its premise and somehow wastes Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Weisz. So, we brought in two rising geniuses in the film industry, the pitchmasters at the Big Meeting! podcast!  Envy soundtrack by Mike Mothersbaugh. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Envy (2004) (Ben Stiller, Jack Black) with Big Meeting! Podcast | Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon

July 22, 2020 14:11 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

It's a Righters' Room for the 2004 Barry Levinson film Envy, a boring story that completely fails to deliver on its premise and somehow wastes Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Weisz. So, we brought in two rising geniuses in the film industry, the pitchmasters at the Big Meeting! podcast!  Envy soundtrack by Mike Mothersbaugh. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon

July 08, 2020 02:48 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. wrap party! We talk about the original 1993 film and how our version stacks up next to it. Plus, What's O.L.D. is N.O.W. creator Mike Myler joins us!  W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Mike has a lot of cool, free homebrew stuff at mikemyler.com! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep. 

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!): Finale | Roleplay Retcon

June 25, 2020 00:50 - 1 hour - 97.2 MB

The Mario Siblings, Princesses, Geno, and Peach fight for the souls and futures of their worlds. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "Almost Unreal" by Roxette "Walk the Dinosaur" by George Clinton and the Goombas "Reversion (2015)" by Myuu / Nicolas Gasparini Original Super Mario Bros. score by Al...

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 7: Growing Pains | Roleplay Retcon

June 10, 2020 05:38 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MB

In their final moments, the Mario siblings remember the roads they've taken. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "The Starlight's Flower Shines on Star Hill" by Yoko Shimamura, performed by Doc Nano (ocremix.org/). "Rosalina in the Observatory" and "Sad Girl" by Mahito Yokota and Koji Kondo, performe...

Roleplay Retcon does The Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 6: "There Are No Brakes!"

May 27, 2020 04:34 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Find your Pole Position and press A when the yellow light shows up and a third racing video game reference as the Mario Siblings race for the fate of the city. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Fingerprints," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Speed of Light" by Jo...

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 6: "There Are No Brakes!" | Roleplay Retcon

May 27, 2020 03:34 - 1 hour - 80.5 MB

Find your Pole Position and press A when the yellow light shows up and a third racing video game reference as the Mario Siblings race for the fate of the city. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Fingerprints," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Speed of Light" by Jo...

Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 5: The Impasta

May 13, 2020 07:01 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

The Mario Brothers get Good Plumber, Bad Plumber with Bowser's body double back at HQ. Meanwhile, Portia and the princesses try to learn about their mysterious new self-proclaimed ally Geno. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," and "The Start of Something New" by Chall...

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 5: The Impasta | Roleplay Retcon

May 13, 2020 07:01 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

The Mario Brothers get Good Plumber, Bad Plumber with Bowser's body double back at HQ. Meanwhile, Portia and the princesses try to learn about their mysterious new self-proclaimed ally Geno. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," and "The Start of Something New" by Chall...

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 4: Jump, Man! | Roleplay Retcon

April 29, 2020 05:54 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MB

The Mario Siblings' reunion has to be quick, because now it's time to take the elevator to the top of Bowser's Castle to face the big man himself. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Somewhe...

Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 4: Jump, Man!

April 29, 2020 05:54 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MB

The Mario Siblings' reunion has to be quick, because now it's time to take the elevator to the top of Bowser's Castle to face the big man himself. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Somewhe...

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 3: Upsetty Spaghetti | Roleplay Retcon

April 15, 2020 04:05 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MB

It's a jailbreak, from both inside and out, as the Mario siblings fight to reunite! Cool Hand Luigi explains collective bargaining to a literal captive audience, and Portia and Mario team up to sneak (or whatever Mario is doing) inside Bowser's castle to free their sibling from his lasagna lockdown. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look a...

Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 3: Upsetty Spaghetti

April 15, 2020 04:05 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

It's a jailbreak, from both inside and out, as the Mario siblings fight to reunite! Cool Hand Luigi explains collective bargaining to a literal captive audience, and Portia and Mario team up to sneak (or whatever Mario is doing) inside Bowser's castle to free their sibling from his lasagna lockdown. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look a...

Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 2: Ballistic Bounce House

April 01, 2020 05:59 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Mario and Luigi get formally introduced to their new world and new friends, but pleasantries are cut short when Troopas raid Bullet Bill's Bar and Grill. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 2: Ballistic Bounce House | Roleplay Retcon

April 01, 2020 05:59 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Mario and Luigi get formally introduced to their new world and new friends, but pleasantries are cut short when Troopas raid Bullet Bill's Bar and Grill. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 1: World 1-1 | Roleplay Retcon

March 18, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MB

Our remake the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros. movie begins! We cut a lot of the original film loose, but don't worry: Everything still has spikes on it. Luigi is played by our guest star, the incomparable Charles Edward Cheez. Plus, the soundtrack has music by very cool math rock band Challenger Deep! New to Roleplay Retcon? We remake infamous box office flops using roleplaying games, jokes, and a lot of hindsight. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Mike Myler and Russ Morrissey. Join our Discord...

Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 1: World 1-1

March 18, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 77.6 MB

The first episode of our Super Mario Bros. movie remake is stuffed full of Mario references by Ben, accurate New York accents by Alex, mannequin anxiety by Jensie, and mushroom puns by Charlie. Plus, the soundtrack has music by very cool math rock band Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC   "Welcome to the Show," "Immersive," "Camelia," and "Imagiro" by Challenger Deep Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan...

Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Rookie Camp: W.O.I.N. | Roleplay Retcon

March 04, 2020 05:30 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MB

It's Episode Zero of Super Mario Bros. (the Movie)! Guest player Charlie Welsh joins Alex in planting his Thwomp Stomper-equipped feet on the ground and saying "this movie is perfect and it's a travesty to remake it." We also go over the basics of W.O.I.N., the RPG system we used for this series! MUSIC "Super Mario 64 - File Select // Metal Cover" by Simon Loveridge

Roleplay Retcon Rookie Camp: W.O.I.N

March 04, 2020 05:30 - 31 minutes - 29 MB

It's Episode Zero of Super Mario Bros. (the Movie)! Guest player Charlie Welsh joins Alex in planting his Thwomp Stomper-equipped feet on the ground and saying "this movie is perfect and it's a travesty to remake it." We also go over the basics of W.O.I.N., the RPG system we used for this series! MUSIC "Super Mario 64 - File Select // Metal Cover" by Simon Loveridge

Gentlemen Broncos: Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon

February 19, 2020 05:50 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

Jacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos. MUSIC "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans

Roleplay Retcon Righters Room: Gentlemen Broncos

February 19, 2020 05:50 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

Jacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos. MUSIC "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans

Gentlemen Broncos (2009) with Jacqui Castle: Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon

February 19, 2020 05:50 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MB

Jacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos. MUSIC "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans

Roleplay Retcon does Nothing But Trouble: Roleplay Rehash

February 05, 2020 05:00 - 28 minutes - 25.6 MB

Nothing But Trouble was a short series, so this is a a short li'l baby Rehash, just an itty bitty 6-pound newborn infant, a tiny-winy crying child all swadd Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen

Nothing But Trouble: Rehash | Roleplay Retcon

February 05, 2020 05:00 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MB

Nothing But Trouble was a short series, so this is a a short li'l baby Rehash, just an itty bitty 6-pound newborn infant, a tiny-winy crying child all swadd Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen

Nothing But Trouble: Act II + The Aftermath | Roleplay Retcon

January 22, 2020 16:46 - 53 minutes - 49 MB

The finale of Nothing But Trouble begins with a Daniel Radcliffe original tucked under the jacket arm of a Kohl's pantsuit, and ends with... well, it doesn't end with a whisper! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Cotton-Eye Joe", traditional, cover by The Lost Fingers "Give Me That Old Time Religion," traditional "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini "Give Me That Old Time Religion" by Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen

Roleplay Retcon does Nothing But Trouble: Act II + The Aftermath

January 22, 2020 16:46 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MB

The finale of Nothing But Trouble begins with a Daniel Radcliffe original tucked under the jacket arm of a Kohl's pantsuit, and ends with... well, it doesn't end with a whisper! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Cotton-Eye Joe", traditional, cover by The Lost Fingers "Give Me That Old Time Religion," traditional "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini (Myuu) "Give Me That Old Time Religion" by Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Ka...

Roleplay Retcon does Nothing But Trouble: Act I + The Tilt

January 08, 2020 17:11 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

Can romance bloom in a kangaroo court? Is there gold in that there mansion? Is the outside world rollercoaster-car accessible? These questions may be answered in this episode! Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux "Black Velvet" cover by The Lost Fingers, original by Alannah Myles   Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Nothing But Trouble: Act I + The Tilt | Roleplay Retcon

January 08, 2020 17:11 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Can romance bloom in a kangaroo court? Is there gold in that there mansion? Is the outside world rollercoaster-car accessible? These questions may be answered in this episode! Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux "Black Velvet" cover by The Lost Fingers, original by Alannah Myles   Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Nothing But Trouble: Fiasco Setup | Roleplay Retcon

December 23, 2019 23:13 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MB

It's a new series, and the GM hat passes to... nobody, because we're doing maybe the most popular GM-less game there is, Fiasco! We'll be using it to remake Dan Androyd's ugly 1991 baby Nothing But Trouble. "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen.  Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Roleplay Retcon does Nothing But Trouble: Fiasco Setup

December 23, 2019 23:13 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MB

It's a new series, and the GM hat passes to... nobody, because we're doing maybe the most popular GM-less game there is, Fiasco! We'll be using it to remake Dan Androyd's ugly 1991 baby Nothing But Trouble. "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen.  Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Roleplay Retcon's 2019 Holiday Special: The Santa Clause 3

December 11, 2019 05:09 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

Join us for a new feature we never quite name, though we do go through all the "R" words in the dictionary. For one night only, Roleplay Retcon turns their gaming table into a writer's room table, where they talk about their ideas for re-imagining The Santa Clause 3 with special guest Franz Sweeney of The Land Above podcast. The Santa Clause 3 original score by George S. Clinton. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

The Santa Clause 3: 2019 Holiday Special | Roleplay Retcon

December 11, 2019 05:09 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

Join us for a new feature we never quite name, though we do go through all the "R" words in the dictionary. For one night only, Roleplay Retcon turns their gaming table into a writer's room table, where they talk about their ideas for re-imagining The Santa Clause 3 with special guest Franz Sweeney of The Land Above podcast. The Santa Clause 3 original score by George S. Clinton. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

The Santa Clause 3: 2019 Holiday Special with Franz Sweeney | Roleplay Retcon

December 11, 2019 05:09 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

Join us for our first Righter's Room (though we never quite get around to that name in this episode) where, for one night only, Roleplay Retcon turns their gaming table into a writer's room table and talk about their ideas for re-imagining The Santa Clause 3 with special guest Franz Sweeney of The Land Above podcast. The Santa Clause 3 original score by George S. Clinton. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

Roleplay Rehash: Twilight

November 27, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

It's wrap party time! How did we do on Twilight? We discuss that and the original work, and also read some audience Retcons! Music "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" and "Eschatology" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Twilight: Rehash | Roleplay Retcon

November 27, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

It's wrap party time! How did we do on Twilight? We discuss that and the original work, and also read some audience Retcons! Music "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" and "Eschatology" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight: Finale

November 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 65 MB

The sun sets on Forks, Washington. Music "We Lucky Few," "W/ Half a Disease," "Eschatology," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from "Eschatologies" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Twilight: Finale | Roleplay Retcon

November 13, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

The sun sets on Forks, Washington. Music "We Lucky Few," "W/ Half a Disease," "Eschatology," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from "Eschatologies" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Twilight, Ep. 6: Basebrawl | Roleplay Retcon

October 30, 2019 03:38 - 1 hour - 71.9 MB

The Kids Aren't Alright in episode 6 of Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, and the adults aren't doing great, either. Bradley and Estella have to deal with the contents of the mystery box that arrived at the Swan house, and Carlisle has a grim diagnosis for Madge. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "All We're Offered," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from the album Eschatologies by The Wolves of Chernobyl. "Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven. "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini Origin...

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 6: Basebrawl

October 30, 2019 03:38 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

The Kids Aren't Alright in episode 6 of Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, and the adults aren't doing great, either. Bradley and Estella have to deal with the contents of the mystery box that arrived at the Swan house, and Carlisle has a grim diagnosis for Madge. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "All We're Offered," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from the album Eschatologies by The Wolves of Chernobyl. "Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven. "Reversion 2015" by Myuu Original Twilight s...

Twilight, Ep. 5: Fish and 'Ships | Roleplay Retcon

October 16, 2019 03:54 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

Estella and Brad's feelings pull them in different directions. Charlie looks for Madge where it all began 15 years ago. Music "My Clumsy Tongue" and "This Terrible It" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 5: Fish and 'Ships

October 16, 2019 03:54 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MB

Estella and Brad's feelings pull them in different directions. Charlie looks for Madge where it all began 15 years ago. Music "My Clumsy Tongue" and "This Terrible It" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Twilight, Ep. 4: Invited In | Roleplay Retcon

October 02, 2019 02:56 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Welp, get comfortable: We accidentally made a bottle episode! Tensions of all sorts rise as a borderline-manic Charlie forces Estella, Bradley, and Madge to hunker down in the Swan house. Bradley makes the most of it by asking Estella all the questions you had about vampires, but were too afraid to ask. Music "Beloved Bones" by The Wolves of Chernobyl Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 4: Invited In

October 02, 2019 02:56 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

Welp, get comfortable: We accidentally made a bottle episode! Tensions of all sorts rise as a borderline-manic Charlie forces Estella, Bradley, and Madge to hunker down in the Swan house. Bradley makes the most of it by asking Estella all the questions you had about vampires, but were too afraid to ask. Music "Beloved Bones" by The Wolves of Chernobyl Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell

Twilight, Ep. 3: Cool Beans | Roleplay Retcon

September 18, 2019 04:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MB

Episode 3 of Roleplay Retcon's re-imagining of Twilight introduces new challenger Jacob Black. We'd call him a "dark horse" but "horse," somehow, doesn't quite fit? Meanwhile, Edward Finch plays mind games with Charlie and reveals some juicy details from Madge's phone. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "My Clumsy Tongue," and "Safe Harbor" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 3: Cool Beans

September 18, 2019 04:00 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MB

Episode 3 of Roleplay Retcon's re-imagining of Twilight introduces new challenger Jacob Black. We'd call him a "dark horse" but "horse," somehow, doesn't quite fit? Meanwhile, Edward Finch plays mind games with Charlie and reveals some juicy details from Madge's phone. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "My Clumsy Tongue," and "Safe Harbor" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, Ep. 2: Sins of the Father

September 04, 2019 03:17 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

More darkness covers Forks in episode 2 of Twilight. Bradley gets closer to Estella and further from Charlie when a secret from his past is revealed to him. Alex's taint ruins everything. Featuring "This Terrible It" and "W/ Half a Disease" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

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