Roleplay Retcon
191 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsRoleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGS), soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes. Professional writer Benjamin Gray, Theatre sensei Jensie, and RPG expert/comedian/cinephile Alex invite a new guest, feature a new band, and play a new roleplaying or storytelling game for each bad movie.
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Valerian (2017), Ep. 5: One Ugly Planet | Roleplay Retcon
June 08, 2022 15:03 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBWe burn our first "All Words are Made Up" charge! Only two left! Valerian gets a little upsetty spaghetti. Laureline studies vexillology. Bubble plays it safe. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Be...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 4: Shape Shifty (2017)
May 27, 2022 03:27 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBThe crew can finally take a moment to mourn their merchandise and vape in the ionization room. But, the break is short, because Valerian and Laureline's boss, Representative Mau, is on the horn and she wants tough answers to hard questions. Bubble hears a sad story. Laureline lies. Valerian technically doesn't tell any lies. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our ...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 3: Zevirioth’s Last Stand | Roleplay Retcon
May 11, 2022 15:23 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBWeapons aren't much use against Igon's terrible and wily pet Caypins, So the trio must turn to Big Market itself for solutions. Valerian is suspicious of Bubble. Laureline perceives everything, everywhere, all the time. Bubble takes more than just a penny. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish ...
Valerian (2017), Ep 2: Awktion | Roleplay Retcon
April 27, 2022 19:20 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBThe black market auction transforms from a bidding war to more of a literal war. Valerian shoots an Earth culture enthusiast. Laureline aims for precious alien jewels. Bubble turns the table. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug Directed by Alex Blasius Valerian played by Jensie Bri...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 1: Shoppin’ Ain’t Easy | Roleplay Retcon
April 14, 2022 01:14 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBIn the first episode of our remake of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, the eponymous Valerian and his partner/buddy/something more??? Laureline go to the transdimensional desert-sized shopping mall Big Market to find the fabled Mul Converter, a creature that can replicate whatever it eats a thousand-fold. Valerian has a gift for wetwork and Laureline has all the nuts and bolts covered, but they could really use a third person. Maybe someone with a little charisma? Our guest star...
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017): Starfinder Rookie Camp
March 30, 2022 03:56 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MBWe're finally remaking the movie that inspired Roleplay Retcon: The 2017 Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, intended to be the spiritual successor to The Fifth Element that crash-landed so, so short. In this episode, you'll hear why we think this movie is ripe for remake and get a crash course in Starfinder, the RPG that will power our version of the movie! Our guest star for this series is Jeanette Blasius! | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! ...
Meet Dave (2008): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
March 16, 2022 20:09 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBChuck Fuster has the device he needs to save Nil, but Danica Flareng is growing attached to Earth and will do what it takes to stop their colleague. Also in this episode: A fun, all-new way to eat pretzels! We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! | Sound effects from freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Meet Dave (2008), Part 1| Roleplay Retcon
March 02, 2022 05:59 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MBWe're remaking the 2008 Eddie Murphy vehicle (literally), Meet Dave! Chuck Fuster and Danica Flareng, two tiny space aliens from the planet Nil, compete for control of the giant (to them) spaceship "Dave," which looks like an Earthling... as long as it's piloted right. | We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
February 16, 2022 05:44 - 1 hour - 85.3 MBThis after party is no shafter farty (sorry)! We talk about how we (and you!) think our version of Pixels compares to the original, what we'd do differently the second time around, and some casting for our major characters! Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Fo...
Pixels (2015): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
February 03, 2022 18:21 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBANA's system is falling apart. What awaits the trio inside TechTite? Kris Makes some Mischief. Frank's email gets hacked. Hank finds home. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | "Heartache" cover by Kenta Matsuba | "Troublemaker" and "Reversio...
Pixels (2015), Ep. 6: Fallout | Roleplay Retcon
January 20, 2022 04:23 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBThe trio zaps and zooms their way through not one, but TWO battle royales, one on foot and one on wheels! Kris gets a new mission from a surprising source, Frank tells a robot an uncomfortable truth, and Hank finds a horse of a different color. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this ser...
Pixels (2015), Ep. 5: A Link to the Past | Roleplay Retcon
January 05, 2022 21:05 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBThis episode is one twisty reveal after another! With the sun setting and their tummies rumbling, the trio seek out a place to rest, where they find something so strange even Dongle is surprised. Hank boxes shadows. Kris tells a secret. Frank lays it all on the line. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The ...
Every Hallmark Christmas Movie Ever, Improvised | Roleplay Retcon
December 22, 2021 05:59 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBIn this special stand-alone episode, we combine our knowledge of the literally hundreds of Hallmark Christmas Movies with the power of Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey to create our own Hallmark Holiday Heartstring Hefter. "Reindeer Over Me." Will holiday-hater Darby find what she's looking for in her hometown, where it's always Christmas? Will she find new love with her old flame Handso, or commit to her longtime beau Hellinore(sp?). Discover the Heart of a Holiday in "Reindeer Over Me" by ...
Pixels (2015), Ep. 4: Shadow of the Colossus | Roleplay Retcon
December 08, 2021 05:26 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBSonic and Team work to defeat the second half of the Classic Console challenge, which includes a brawl with fighting game royalty, a 3D platforming race, and a boss battle against the most terrifying face in video games. Frank repeats his past. Kris does a 360 Varial McTwist. Hank chills out. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Gam...
Pixels (2015), Ep. 3: Little Nightmares | Roleplay Retcon
November 24, 2021 05:59 - 1 hour - 55 MBThe Arcade trial is behind the mismatched protagonists and they're ready for their next one: A roulette of '90s console challenges that starts with a boss battle and unexpected guests. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Come talk about it...
Pixels (2015), Ep. 2: Gauntlet Legends | Roleplay Retcon
November 10, 2021 05:12 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBThe games begin! Kris and Frank discover a way to rescue Gina and meet the amnesiac (but athletic) Hank and the mysteries inside his bag. Frank gets to relive some of his glory days. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Additional music by Ca...
Pixels (2015), Ep. 1: Rampage | Roleplay Retcon
October 28, 2021 16:29 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBIt's Kris Frehley's birthday! Their adorable 8-year-old daughter, Gina, wants to celebrate all day by going to work with them at Tek-Tite, the huge tech corporation currently developing an AI that can construct almost anything from "Pixels," a new universal building block. Meanwhile, Kris's estranged father and former arcade champ Frank is in New York City to see Kris for the first time in years and hopefully patch up their almost non-existent relationship. Hope nothing weird happens! | Ou...
Pixels (2015): ”Save Game” Rookie Camp | Roleplay Retcon
October 13, 2021 04:30 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBBen explains why he wants to remake the 2015 Adam Sandler movie Pixels and we walk through Save Game, the Fate Core variant by Rob Wieland we're using to re-imagine the movie! We also introduce our guest Kyle Taylor, Shenanigoons cast member and Nerdsmith Network director!
The Bodyguard (1992) in ONE EPISODE with Alex Roberts | Roleplay Retcon
September 29, 2021 04:59 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBThe entire Roleplay Retcon experience purified into a single episode! We remake the 1992 hit (and critically-panned) movie The Bodyguard, starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner. Featuring guest star Alex Roberts and her game For the Queen! | A soundtrack by Amanda Cole! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences -- Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
September 15, 2021 14:43 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MBClimb aboard our Luxury Yacht, Luxurynaut! Pour yourself a flagon of gold-plated cognac and unwind with us as we reminisce about our time in the Arrested Development universe. We talk about the Netflix seasons of the show, how our version stacks up against them, and our thoughts on SOAP.
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences, Finale | Roleplay Retcon
September 01, 2021 02:55 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBEveryone bets it all in their final turns of our re-do of Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences. Will the cousins kiss? Will Tobias and Lindsay work it out or walk it out? Will we figure out what the heck Gob is doing? Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen to it at www.lightandtragic.com/retcon. Thank you to Caleb, Jeanette, Franz, Kim, Anna, and Charlie for joining us! Original Arrested Development sou...
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences, Ep. 2: Seal of Disapproval | Roleplay Retcon
August 18, 2021 20:05 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBThe Bluths spread out: The separated Funkes to their labyrinthine mansion, George-Michael and Maebey and both their fathers to the local bean joint, and the rest of the Bluth clan in court for an unspeakable crime against nature (although we do speak it because it's a podcast). Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen to it at www.lightandtragic.com/retcon. Thank you to Caleb, Jeanette, Franz, Kim, Anna, a...
Roleplay Retcon Trailer
August 06, 2021 15:22 - 1 minute - 2.59 MBThe famous Roleplay Retcon Studios two-minute backlot tour is starting now! Get on the bus! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roleplayretcon/message
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences, Ep. 1: Rocky Reunion | Roleplay Retcon
August 04, 2021 04:18 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBSeasons 4 and 5 of Arrested Development no longer exist! Instead, we take a crack at making our own very short season 4, starting with catching up with what the Bluths have been doing for the past 10 years! Thanks to our guests Anna Askew, Franz Sweeney, Caleb Montgomery, Charlie Welsh, Amy Kim, and Jeanette Blasius! Arrested Development original music by David Schwartz
The Dark Tower (2017): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
July 22, 2021 01:42 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBIt's a wrap party for The Dark Tower! We read some fan retcon ideas, cast our characters, retcon the retcon, and reveal our next series! Not gonna lie, it gets a little intense in this one! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
July 07, 2021 04:24 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBThe ka-tet reaches the clearing at the end of the path. Enemies are revealed. Friends are found.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 8: A Fistful of Failures | Roleplay Retcon
June 23, 2021 04:13 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBThe ka-tet is a man down and a woman up. They make the decision to press on with their new mission and ambush Jonas and his men, whom they assume is lying in wait for them at the mayor's mansion.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 7: Alain's Wake | Roleplay Retcon
June 09, 2021 02:59 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MBThe shootout continues against the agents of the insurrectionist John Farson, a.k.a. "The Good Man." Roland is reminded of his hawk friend David's sacrifice on his path to being a Gunslinger. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 6: The Ruckus | Roleplay Retcon
May 26, 2021 05:07 - 57 minutes - 53 MBThe party stretches into its third episode-- no, just kidding, there's guns in this one. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 5: She Seems Sad | Roleplay Retcon
May 12, 2021 04:10 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBDinner's kindof a downer, and even Cuthbert's constant flirting can't raise Mayor Thorin's wife Olive's spirits. Meanwhile, Roland has his fated "first meeting" with Susan Delgado. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 4: Carp on the Carpet | Roleplay Retcon
April 28, 2021 04:52 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBThe boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 3: We are ALL Roland | Roleplay Retcon
April 14, 2021 14:31 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBThe boys get settled in and find the local watering hole, where they test the patience of suspicious Sheb and meet sweet, perfect angel Seamus. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 2: The Skinny on the Thinny | Roleplay Retcon
March 31, 2021 04:52 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBThe ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at ...
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 1: Bean Prep | Roleplay Retcon
March 17, 2021 06:02 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBRoland, the youngest Gunslinger of all time, sets out on a tedious mission to get him out of harm's way. Accompanied by his friends and Gunslinger trainees, Cuthbert and Alain, he makes his way toward Hambry, a tiny, quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, far from their home in Gilead. But, Ka blows at Roland's back, and things never stay tedious around him for long... We swear this bean stuff comes up organically. It is never planned. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The ...
The Dark Tower (2017), Cowboy World Rookie Camp (with Rev Deschain) | Roleplay Retcon
March 02, 2021 17:08 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBThe 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by S...
The Dark Tower (2017), Rookie Camp: Cowboy World | Roleplay Retcon
March 02, 2021 17:08 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBThe 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by S...
Showgirls (1995) Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon
February 17, 2021 06:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBIn the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to. The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage. "Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewart.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000): Rehash
February 03, 2021 06:10 - 1 hour - 98.9 MBIt's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arne...
Dungeons & Dragons (2000): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
February 03, 2021 06:10 - 1 hour - 66 MBIt's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arne...
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 12: Finale
January 21, 2021 06:47 - 1 hour - 112 MBRidley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion.Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode! This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 12: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
January 21, 2021 06:47 - 1 hour - 75 MBRidley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion. Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode! This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 11: Tom Baker's Woodland Acre | Roleplay Retcon
January 06, 2021 20:20 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MBRidley, Mervin, and Elwin grieve for their friend and, hey, was that Druid on Dr. Who? Tom Baker helps the party finally pinpoint the location of the Rod of Sevrille. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 10: The Fortress of Solidarity | Roleplay Retcon
December 23, 2020 17:23 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBElwyn, Ridley, and Snails mount a daring and extremely lucky rescue mission inside Damodar's fortress. They must sneak past the Spectators, Beholders' smaller and dumber cousins, which are really gross in person. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 9: Call Me Ishmeer | Roleplay Retcon
December 09, 2020 04:28 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBExhausted by their ordeal in the dungeon and once again cornered by Damodar, one party member makes a difficult choice to help their friends. The rest of the party meets their shadow. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 8: Done-geon | Roleplay Retcon
November 25, 2020 19:53 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBRidley, Elwin, and Mervin face their final, deadliest challenge in the Antius City Thieves' Guild maze. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 7: The Goblets of Failure | Roleplay Retcon
November 11, 2020 21:48 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBDoes anyone remember life before this dungeon? Since they live here, now, the trio decides to poke around the dungeon and see what they didn't see before. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 6: Tell Me U Don't Lava Me | Roleplay Retcon
October 27, 2020 20:45 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBThey got past the fighty room, now it's time for the magic spelly room and the jumpy room, both of which go smoothly without any dramatic incident. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 5: For Whom Them Bones Toll | Roleplay Retcon
October 14, 2020 16:14 - 57 minutes - 53 MBRidley, Elwin, and Mervin descend into the Antius City Thieves' Guild Maze (ACTGM) sans Snails to begin their search for the Dragon's Eye. Mervin comes prepared to cheat the maze with magic, only to find that it's less "labyrinth" and more "Labyrinth (1986)," although this one doesn't have David Bowie and wants to kill them real bad. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 4: Crits and Snails and Underdog Tales | Roleplay Retcon
September 30, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBThe Gang arrive in Antius City to search for the unsurprisingly elusive Thieves' Guild and its... colorful leader, Xilus. But, how will they find people that don't want to be found? Will Elwin find the spicy life she craves? Will Mervin be able to change into un-sewered robes, finally? Will Ridley make yet another new friend? Yes, No, and Maybe, but you have to guess which! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons cr...
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 3: Elwin Some, You Lose Some | Roleplay Retcon
September 16, 2020 14:24 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBThe man in the back says "everyone attack!" and it turns into a bar room blitz! The flimsy twine of fate has bound Mervin, Elwin, Ridley, and Snails together so far; will it snap when swords are drawn and spells are slung? This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson