Roleplay Retcon
191 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 18 ratingsRoleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGS), soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes. Professional writer Benjamin Gray, Theatre sensei Jensie, and RPG expert/comedian/cinephile Alex invite a new guest, feature a new band, and play a new roleplaying or storytelling game for each bad movie.
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Pluto Nash (2002): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
April 04, 2024 06:40 - 1 hour - 113 MBLeroy struggles to save the refugees from the Dark Side after crash-landing their getaway ship. Meanwhile, Pluto and Tracy make a plan to hijack the Corpos' concert and expose their conspiracy against Graceland. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bon...
Six Days Seven Nights (1998) with It Takes This Long | Roleplay Retcon
March 25, 2024 07:16 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBBen and Jensie play It Takes This Long, a Roleplay Retcon original TTRPG, to remake the 1998 Harrison Ford/Anne Heche desert island adventure Six Days, Seven Nights. While not a horrible film, it was on the meh side and would be much better as the tale of estranged cousins/teleporter scientists who find themselves battling pirates after an unfortunate teleporter accident. You can back It Takes This Long on Kickstarter through March 30! Content warnings: Mild violence, death, guns, mild prof...
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 7: You, Me, and the Man Whose Arms You Died In | Roleplay Retcon
March 13, 2024 06:19 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBZoom Baby's secret identity sends Pluto into a fit, plus he receives an offer he can't refuse. Meanwhile, Leroy continues his liberation of the Dark Side with a little inspiration from his new friend Tracy. Content warnings: Violence, death, profanity, sexual content Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Back Ben's new game! Sound effects by freesound.org...
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 6: As A Matter of Fact, It's All Dark | Roleplay Retcon
February 28, 2024 08:38 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBTraitors reveal themselves and tear down Pluto and Tracy's plans for a concert at NashVegas. Leroy awakens in a strange and terrifying place far away from Graceland. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Back Ben's new game! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content!...
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 5: Romance According to TV Tropes Dot Com | Roleplay Retcon
February 14, 2024 08:11 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBPluto does his best to patch Tracy up before they return to Baskins to warn her about what they just survived and to see if they can recruit help for their Rebellion Concert. Meanwhile, Leroy meets a little prick at NashVegas. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bon...
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 4: The Slimothy Jimothy Riots | Roleplay Retcon
February 14, 2024 07:43 - 1 hour - 66 MBA mysterious paramilitary force seems hell-bent on rounding up the mutants in Slimothy Jimothy's. Tracy starts a revolution. Leroy tries a new poultry dish. Pluto shows off his ride. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our ...
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 3: This is the Episode That Should Have Been Named "Did You Hear About Jo" | Roleplay Retcon
January 12, 2024 05:32 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBPluto, Leroy, and Tracy break into Loss Prevention squad leader Jo Malone's apartment, where things take a turn none of them could have imagined. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Role...
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 2: Did You Hear About Jo? | Roleplay Retcon
December 27, 2023 08:07 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MBMr. B learns a few things at claw-point about the suits that busted up Nashvegas, but not as much as Nash would like. Tracy joins the pair in their quest for answers as they turn to fellow entrepreneur Baskins of Baskins Trashbins, known for their generous portions of fries. Nash won't like the answers here, either. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by ...
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 1: Hot Cat in the City | Roleplay Retcon
December 13, 2023 06:12 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBLife is hard in Graceland, a city-state on the moon with no official laws. Nashvegas, Pluto Nash's combination live music venue/bowling alley/casino/bar and grill, makes life a little easier. Nash and his bouncer, the spectacular mutant cat-man Leroy "Mr. B" Brown, are living the good life until Tracy, the ex-love of Nash's life, walks through Nashvegas's front door. Content warnings: Gun violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moon...
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) "Moonpunk" Rookie Camp (with Kendrick Smith)
November 29, 2023 05:59 - 43 minutes - 40.3 MBThe Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002), starring Eddie Murphy, is on Wikipedia's list of the top ten biggest box office flops ever. But our guest star-- TTRPG Renaissance Person Kendrick Smith-- ranks it in their top ten sci fi films. In this episode we'll hash that out, plus go over Moonpunk by Wannabe Games, the game we're using to remake Pluto Nash. Starring Kendrick Smith, a.k.a. Kendo, the GM and creator of Tales Yet Told! Featuring a soundtrack by No More Kings! Playing Moonpunk by W...
Empire Records (1995) Finale | Roleplay Retcon
November 15, 2023 05:59 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBSenior employee space case Stew, new hire and lifelong nerd Dash Starkiller, and the sensitive part timer Rose are all looking for the store's cat, which is missing on the most important day of the year, the day a minor celebrity comes to Empire Records and boosts their sales. That celebrity is Denise Leary, a formerly famous singer songwriter who got caught up in a plagiarism scandal years ago. The missing cat isn't the only disaster; Dash has broken a faucet that threatens to flood the sto...
Empire Records (1995), Ep. 1 (with Pete Mitchell) | Roleplay Retcon
November 09, 2023 02:56 - 53 minutes - 49 MBWe play the game we were born to play: Damn the Man, Save the Music by Hannah Shaffer, a game based on notorious flop Empire Records (1995). Sorry if you're one of the cult fans of this movie, but hopefully you'll like this one, too! We're joined by one of our favorite musicians, Pete Mitchell of No More Kings! Starring Pete Mitchell of No More Kings! Check out his Etsy store! Featuring Pete's solo music as the soundtrack! | Playing Damn the Man Save the Music by Hannah Shaffer! | ...
Maximum Overdrive (1986) Finale (with Persephone Valentine) | Roleplay Retcon
October 31, 2023 14:07 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBIn the finale of our remake of Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), Nickels reveals a devastating secret, Jeremy reveals an unbelievable secret, and Matthew reveals he played a cartoon lion in a movie. Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! Soundtrack by Jonny and the Black Frames! | Playing We That Remain by Grant Howitt! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Back Wannabe Games' The Coven of P...
Maximum Overdrive (1986), Ep. 2 (with Persephone Valentine) | Roleplay Retcon
October 25, 2023 04:46 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBHey, I think these machines are trying to kill us! In episode 2 of our remake of Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), Nickels finds some long-lost family (maybe), Matthew reveals his scandalous profession, Jeremy's hips tell the truth, and Ben is right about what kind of vehicle the Ghostbusters car is, which is not important to the story, but I write these teasers and I wanted people to know. Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentin...
Maximum Overdrive (1986), Ep. 1 (with Persephone Valentine) | Roleplay Retcon
October 18, 2023 05:01 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBFor Spooky Month, we're remaking Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), a movie so bad even King disowns it! And he directed it! Persephone Valentine, a.k.a. Persephiroth, of Dimension 20 and Um, Actually fame is joining us as we play Grant Howitt's "We That Remain," a game about revealing secrets while holing up and surviving "Them." Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! Soundtrack by Jonny and the Black Frames! | Playing We Tha...
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002): Finale (with Alex Roberts and Star Crossed) | Roleplay Retcon
October 11, 2023 07:28 - 52 minutes - 48 MBIn the finale of our remake of Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002), The eponymous characters grow closer, only for a rift to form between them when the terrifying reality of the mysterious orb reveals itself. There is also a lot of nervous giggling. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing new rules for online play that will be included in the Love Letters expansion that will be crowfunding soon! | Soundtrack by LocalDeluxe! | Sound effects by ...
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002), Ep. 1 (with Alex Roberts and Star Crossed) | Roleplay Retcon
October 04, 2023 03:46 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBBallistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002) is infamous for being the worst reviewed movie in Rotten Tomatoes history. Pretty much anything would improve it, but we're going to focus on adding some romantic tension! Jensie teams up with master game designer Alex Roberts to play her game Star Crossed, which is about people who want to kiss, but shouldn't because it would be disasterous, forbidden, or a real career killer. This is very hot. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing...
The Spirit (2008): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
September 27, 2023 05:01 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBThe end of this MillerFrankin' movie! The Spirit solves the case, all on his own, with no help from anyone while Sand Serif searches for her McGuffin, and Dr. Cobra makes an important scientific discovery that nobody cares about. Content warnings: gun violence, sexual content, mental illness. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is ...
The Spirit (2008), Ep. 2: A Talking Cat!?! | Roleplay Retcon
September 13, 2023 03:39 - 40 minutes - 37 MBThe badge found on Sand Saref's traitorous henchman leads The Spirit to the hospital wing of the Splooge, Central City's district-spanning waterpark. Meanwhile, Dr. Cobra confronts fellow villain Thurgood Cornwallis about his nefarious dulling devices, and Sand dance battles her way to buried treasure. Content warnings: knife violence, sexual content, mentions of death. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | ...
Feed Drop: Tales Yet Told
September 06, 2023 07:43 - 1 hour - 129 MBFriends, we have so much recorded, but unfortunately none of it is The Spirit, so this week we're hosting an episode of Tales Yet Told, an actual play podcast GMed by our new friend Kendo, who will play the eponymous character in our upcoming remake of The Adventures of Pluto Nash! Tales Yet Told is an Award-Winning, Indie TTRPG actual play podcast and multi-media production group, run by a stunning lineup of primarily LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC cast-members and friends who are dedicated to telling...
The Spirit (2008), Ep. 1: Sphinx for the Heads Up | Roleplay Retcon
August 23, 2023 20:11 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MBWe're remaking Frank Miller's cinematic take on Will Eisner's The Spirit, which got buried by critics and lost tens of millions of dollars at the box office. The Spirit's nemesis, The Octopus, is believed to be dead, and The Spirit wants to know if it's true and if it is, who did it and how. Meanwhile, The Spirit's number 2 baddie, Dr. Cobra, is conducting his own investigation (in a somber, but gorgeous Maxi gown) to make sure he isn't next on the killer's list. The dulcet-voiced Sand Serif...
The Spirit (2008): Noirlandia Rookie Camp
August 09, 2023 03:49 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBWe're remaking Frank Miller's cinematic take on Will Eisner's The Spirit, which got buried by critics and lost tens of millions of dollars at the box office. But like the eponymous character, it rises from its grave in Wildwood Cemetery with new purpose! In this episode, we create our version of Central City using the worldbuilding and character creation phase of Noirlandia, a storytelling game about making weird and wild noir stories. Just a warning: This one is much more Adults Goofing Of...
Phantom of the Opera: Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
July 26, 2023 04:13 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBIt's time to throw our own masquerade ball with dragon costumes and tapas. How did we do? Did we do this story justice, or did we fall short like every movie adaptation of Phantom of the Opera has? We also talk about Kids on Bikes and say a sad goodbye to Remick. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and ...
Phantom of the Opera: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
July 13, 2023 04:28 - 1 hour - 84.7 MBRaoul, Meg, and Daroga descend into the guts of the Opera Garnier to rescue Christine, who faces a terrifying ultimatum from Erik. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in ou...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 11: Baby Got Backstory | Roleplay Retcon
June 28, 2023 07:51 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBIt's chaos in the Opera Garnier-- Christine, Daroga, and Raoul must fight a stampede of panicking patrons to stay together. But the phantom thrives on distraction and chaos, and Christine wonders if her angel of music is so angelic after all... Daroga finally talks about himself. Christine makes a new friend(?). Raoul is not safe with guns. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out he...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 10: Masker Raid | Roleplay Retcon
June 15, 2023 06:10 - 1 hour - 98.9 MBOpera Garnier's new managers are hoping the annual Masquerade will combat the bad vibes from all the recent disasters. Christine encounters the cutting edge of the service industry. Raoul heckles a diva. Daroga takes a nap. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 9: Big Trouble in Little Versailles | Roleplay Retcon
May 25, 2023 04:39 - 50 minutes - 46.4 MBThe dust has barely settled from the terrifying chandelier incident. Daroga is determined to make the Phantom answer for it. Meanwhile, Raoul and Christine escape to the safety of the Chagny estate, where they do whatever people who are catching feelings do. Raoul conjures an illusory peacock. Christine does not know how to make the horses go. Daroga channels Gaming Icons. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, ...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 8: Hot Goss Buns | Roleplay Retcon
May 11, 2023 04:07 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBHey, guess what. Someone dies in this episode. Christine tames a dragon or two. Raoul takes flight. Daroga's in charge. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part ...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 7: Stop Dragon My Heart Around | Roleplay Retcon
April 19, 2023 05:04 - 53 minutes - 74.2 MBDaroga finds himself in the very extra clutches of the Phantom, and his only hope for escape may be his personal Hell-- talking it out. Meanwhile, Raoul has a good news/bad news kind of day when he finds the perfect outfit in the labyrinthine hallways of the Opera Garnier... only to have his heart broken again. Christine tries to be a theatre kid again. Raoul gets a smaug look on his face. Daroga warms up. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and c...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 6: A Horse, A House, and A Heartbreak | Roleplay Retcon
March 31, 2023 05:06 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBThings are getting weird at the Opera Garnier; "Daroga" explores the bizarre underground lake while Raoul and Christine make some tough decisions about their futures. Christine puts a blinger on her finger. Raoul learns the language of the most majestic beast on the Earth. Daroga makes a house call. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keyge...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 5: Got Any Raisins? | Roleplay Retcon
March 09, 2023 09:12 - 59 minutes - 81.5 MBHow about a date? Christine breaks a promise. Raoul decides on a reasonable number of horse-drawn chariots. The Patron makes contact. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Pr...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 4: Waaaa-pera | Roleplay Retcon
February 20, 2023 08:47 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MBLook, frankly, not a lot happens this episode until this one thing, and the one thing is A LOT. Raoul treats himself to a spa day. The Patron does some grilling. Christine discovers something tragic or happy, depending on who you ask. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Di...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 3: Soup, There It Is | Roleplay Retcon
February 03, 2023 06:51 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBIf you play a TTRPG with Jensie, you will end up roleplaying a fancy dinner party 100 percent of the time. Christine isn't here, man. Raoul is vexed by this closet. The Patron is... vexed by the same closet. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patre...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 2: Mon Solo | Roleplay Retcon
January 18, 2023 03:59 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBChristine belts a practically divine solo, only to be pummeled by her newly-adoring public. Raoul to the rescue! Meanwhile, the mysterious Box 6 Patron uses the commotion as cover to look for clues in Box 5... Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Remick also performs "Moon River" in this episode! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org |...
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 1: Tales from the Cryptid Feed Drop
January 05, 2023 18:57 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBHey, we're featuring a few episodes of Tales from the Cryptid on Roleplay Retcon's feed, hosted by investigative journalist Gaston Leroux (who sounds a lot like Jensie, haha what a kooky coincidence). Leroux has proof of what happened at the Opera Garnier in Paris in 1992, and the real story is wilder than anything you think you know about it. Guest starring Remick! Check out her games and her actual play stream Tales From the Forgotten Troupe! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and D...
And to All a Good Night: 2022 Holiday Special | Roleplay Retcon
December 21, 2022 08:04 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBPhantom of the Opera will be back next episode, but for now let's make a Holiday special! You know, the ones that flood TV this time of year and are all about Santa and reindeer and dentists and such. For ours, we'll be playing Alex Roberts' And to All a Good Night, an adaptation of her storytelling game For the Queen that helps us process our weird feelings about Santa Claus. | Intro and outro music is "Santa's Tricks" by Myuu | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! L...
And to All a Good Night: A Roleplay Retcon TV Christmas Special
December 21, 2022 08:04 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MBPhantom of the Opera will be back next episode, but for now let's make a Holiday special! You know, the ones that flood TV this time of year and are all about Santa and reindeer and dentists and such. For ours, we'll be playing Alex Roberts' And to All a Good Night, an adaptation of her storytelling game For the Queen that helps us process our weird feelings about Santa Claus. | Intro and outro music is "Santa's Tricks" by Myuu | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! L...
Phantom of the Opera: Kids on Bikes Rookie Camp | Roleplay Retcon
December 09, 2022 18:26 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBFrankly, there hasn't been a good film adaptation Gaston Leroux's early 20th century novel Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera. Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical is good, but it's also a far walk from the original book, which is an absolute banger and hilarious to boot (and the 2004 Joel Schumacher movie was panned by both critics and Phantom fans alike). So, Jensie has decided we're not remaking just one movie, but all of them! That's not the only wild choice we've made: We'l...
Small Soldiers (1998): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
November 23, 2022 06:16 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBThere's something wrong with Abraham Lincoln, and the toys must rally the rest of their army to liberate the charging station before they power down forever. They're hoping to do so without plastic-shed, but this is war, after all... Guest starring Jess Geyer from Wannabe Games! And we're playing their game, Some Assembly Required! Soundtrack by Jonathan Coulton! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two ...
Small Soldiers (1998), Part 1: Stinkin' Lincoln | Roleplay Retcon
November 10, 2022 03:30 - 49 minutes - 45 MBJess from Wannabe Games made a one-page RPG for us to remake the 1998 film Small Soldiers with*! Deitysaurus Flex, My Little Kitty, and Serpentina (a.k.a. Battle Princess Gorgana) are a new kind of "smart toy" that can "play back." But when the kids got to bed and it's time for them to get to their recharging and repair station, they find one of the toys has seized control of the vital resource and is willing to start a war over it. *Four years ago... Guest starring Jess Geyer from Wannabe...
Disney's The Country Bears (2002): 100th Episode Live Show | Roleplay Retcon
October 26, 2022 15:06 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBWe made 100 episodes of Roleplay Retcon! Whoa! To celebrate, we performed a live Retcon in our Discord server of Disney's The Country Bears, a doomed attempt to repeat the success of Pirates of the Caribbean by making another movie based on a Disney park attraction. We play Honey Heist by Grant Howitt and attempt to form the greatest (non-human) country music band of all time. Cover of "Wildfire" by Jonathan Coulton | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | ...
Valerian (2017): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
October 12, 2022 04:54 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBTake a seat next to the fire in our 12,000-square-foot drawing room. Gold-plated cigar? Kobe brandy? There, now that you're settled, let's talk honestly about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and how Roleplay Retcon's version stacks up against it. We'll while away the evening with some fan-casting, some audience submissions for how they would have turned a movie dud to movie stud, and announce what's coming up next! Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundt...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 12: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
September 28, 2022 04:59 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBThe mystery of Planet Tennessee and the Astrazoans is solved. All that's left is to survive to tell the story. Valerian gets a promotion. Laureline loud quits. Bubble gets the point. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | ...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 11: Ghost in the Sea Shell | Roleplay Retcon
September 14, 2022 05:04 - 1 hour - 60 MBBob gets all "Transylvanian villager" on us and will only take the trio near the mysterious Sector L-630-E, where none dare tread. Valerian uses the boost to get through. Bubble introduces herself. Laureline is French, in case you didn't know. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Di...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 10: The Life Aquatic with Bob Blob | Roleplay Retcon
August 31, 2022 05:24 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBThe hunt is on for the cortex jellyfish, a mysterious creature that can pinpoint the location of Dolly with Bubble's memories. To find it, they'll need the help of Bob, the seasoned and spicy submarine captain. Valerian drives/pilots/swims...? a new vehicle. Laureline has a fan. Bubble takes a ride into her sub-conscious (get it?). Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it ...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 9: Don't Go Chasin' Waterfolk | Roleplay Retcon
August 18, 2022 03:12 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBThe trio dash after Mao's captors, hoping their messy business with Igon hasn't put them too far behind. Valerian makes a jaw-dropping discovery that changes the entire investigation. Laureline becomes an art broker instead of an art breaker. Bubble wastes away in Planet Margaritaville. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look a...
INTERMISSION: Bloops from the Multiverse
August 03, 2022 03:30 - 50 minutes - 68.7 MBThe perfect storm of bad luck that comes to every regularly-uploaded creative endeavor has come. Alex caught COVID and Jensie moved to Kobe, Japan (though their mic didn't get the memo), so our episode buffer ran out. To tide you over, we've collected three Bloops reels--collections of outtakes, deleted scenes, and other behind-the-magic content-- from our Twilight, Super Mario Bros., and Valerian series and recorded some brand new commentary to go along with it. Thanks for listening, sorry ...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 8: Eye on the Brawl | Roleplay Retcon
July 22, 2022 04:27 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBIgon Siruss has returned for Bubble, but Valerian and Laureline are on the clock and won't let him have his way. Valerian masters his blaster. Laureline makes it raaaaiiiin, baby. Bubble turns to love in a hopeless place. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 7: The Best Little Eye-house in the Nexus | Roleplay Retcon
July 06, 2022 03:39 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBThe investigation continues into Point Central's red light district. Nobody asked what a red light district would be like on an alien space colony, but we answered the question extensively. Bubble aces a job interview. Laureline catches the red eye. Valerian is sorry, you seem nice, but he kindof hates your face. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Chopsticks performed by Benjamin Gray ...
Valerian (2017), Ep. 6: Goos Blues | Roleplay Retcon
June 23, 2022 15:46 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBAn attack on the Council of Many sends the squad on a new investigation. Bubble gets slimed. Valerian wears an entirely new kind of pants. Laureline gives the greatest speech never heard. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Brit...