Episodes
Rish Outcast 109: Idea Man/Boy
May 22, 2018 18:54 - 41.8 MBRish drives down to the family cabin, through a rainstorm, talks about Ray Bradbury, calling up a girl, the name of his would-be production company, and brainstorms a story idea on the fly. If you care to download the episode, simply Right-Click HERE. If you care to support me on Patreon, here is the LINK. Thanks to Gino "The Man-Bat" Moretto for the logo.
Rish Outcast 108: Around the Block A Time Or Two
May 14, 2018 08:51 - 23.5 MBOkay, I'm going to try to get these episodes published again on a semi-regular basis. Starting now. In this episode, I ride around on my bike again, and talk about my attitude at the time, my measure as a podcaster, and whether I should keep on keepin' on. Also, Fake Ahnold tries to get Fake Sean to feel the beat (of the rhythm [of the night]). Note: As of press time, "Water in the Desert" is currently only available for Abigail Hilton's Patreon supporters. I'd procrastinated putting th...
Rish Outcast 107: Exchange At A Harvest Festival
April 26, 2018 19:16This story is sort of a companion piece to "Frewish Memorial," and could be a follow-up to "Like A Good Neighbor," just way, way shorter. Oh, I've done it again. I made this episode available for my Patreon supporters . . . but not you. If you wanna check it out, go to THIS LINK. If not, go to THIS LINK. Logo by Gino "The Carnotaurus" Moretto.
Rish Outcast 106: Journey Into Another Promo
April 14, 2018 06:49 - 30.6 MBSo, I have finally published my ridiculous fantasy novella, "Journey Into Another Dimension Through A Portal Near A Truck Stop Restroom." Yeah, it's another one of THOSE stories. In this episode, I talk about its origin, and why it's okay if you hate it. Also, I let down Marshal Latham yet again (in more than one way). And speaking of let-downs, the next episode (107) is gonna be for Patreon supporters only. I can't even remember why at this point. Here's a LINK to Right-Click if you w...
Rish Outcast 105: Why Blank Sucks
April 05, 2018 23:15 - 38.3 MBSo, driving down to a high school get-together, I talk about Star Wars, old friends, frogs, movie reviewers, Ewoks, and misleading/assuming/irritating titles for YouTube videos. This episode is either a PERFECT example of the show, or the WORST one I've ever recorded. It'll need a judge's ruling to be sure. Also, Fake Ahnold tries to get Fake Sean to feel the beat (of the rhythm [of the night]). Feel you like downloading the episode? Well, Right-Click HERE. Episode 107 is going to be a ...
Rish Outcast 104: Library Week
March 23, 2018 06:12 - 52.7 MBSo, in this episode I'm sharing my now-dated 21st Century story "Library Week." Then I talk a while about how it got so dated so fast. Warning: The F-word. Warning 2: Not that F-word. Warning 3: Two episodes from now is gonna be another Patreon-only show. Don't let those few listeners suffer alone. If you absolutely have to download this episode, go ahead and Right-Click HERE. If you wish to support me on Patreon, you know WHERE TO GO. If you hate me and my story, you know WHERE TO GO.
Rish Outcast 103: What A Stupid Concept
March 11, 2018 07:58 - 30.9 MBHere's that oft-mentioned "lost" episode from 2015, where I talk a bit about my "Dead & Breakfast" anthology concept, and the first story written for it, "True Ghost Encounter." Also, it ain't you, it's Loggins. You wanna download the episode? Here, Right-Click THIS. You can find "True Ghost Encounter" at THIS LINK. Thanks to Gino "The Badger" Moretto for the lovely logo.
Rish Outcast 102: The Brown Prom (Part 2)
February 28, 2018 22:55 - 57.8 MBRish finishes up his over-long story, "The Brown Prom," a true(ish) high school memory. Then he crams (quite literally) two episodes' worth of discussion in about the magical mystery wonder years tour. Downloading the episode? Right-Click HERE. Supporting Rish on Patreon? Just-Click HERE.
Rish Outcast 101: The Brown Prom
February 19, 2018 21:23 - 46.2 MBThis week, Rish presents the first beefy chunk of his high school Junior Prom tale. And, of course, it comes with enough long-winded explanation to choke Saint Valentine himself. Want to download the show directly? Right-Click HERE. Want episodes early (and the exclusive episode he just finished)? Support Rish's Patreon HERE.
Rish Outcast 100: Q&A Slight Delay
February 12, 2018 08:35 - 82.6 MBSo, Rish presents his effed-up short story "A Slight Delay," and as if you have all the time in the world, answers a few listener questions. Do NOT look them in the eye. Download it by Right-Clicking HERE. Patreon page HERE.
Rish Outcast 99: All Sports, All The Time
February 04, 2018 22:21 - 61.1 MBOne day, Rish went to his nephew's basketball tournament, and decided to podcast about it. Then, after losing some of the audio, he invited a special guest to help him out. Warning: Tons of profanity (particularly the s-word). Warning 2: Tons of sports (particularly the b-word). Here's a handy link to download the episode directly, if you'll Right-Click HERE. Money burning a hole in your pocket? Cast some aside at Rish's Patreon fund HERE.
TPTDNSIN 20: Character Assassination Luke Skywalker
January 19, 2018 11:00 - 42.3 MBRish heard the titular term regarding the new Star Wars film, and wrote an essay about it, and Luke Skywalker in particular. He killed almost a full week making a video version, but here is the audio: Also available on 8-Track and Cassette. Okay, download it by Right-Clicking HERE. Okeedokee, support me on Patreon HERE.
Rish Outcast 98: The Visitor
January 12, 2018 19:02 - 20.7 MBRish shares a (very) short story called "The Visitor," and explains its origin and connection to his grandmother. Very short. Also, we're getting close to my hundredth episode. I can't think of anything special to do for it. Download the suckah directly by Right-Clicking HERE. Support me on Patreon HERE. . . suckah.
Rish Outcast 97: New Year's Podcasting Eve
January 01, 2018 09:33 - 36.6 MBOn his last trip to the cabin for 2017, Rish goes for a walk in the woods. Well, two, if we have to be technical. Also, Fake Sean Connery ponders getting old and wise. Last time I have to say this for the year. If you Right-Click HERE, you can download the episode directly. And hey, Patreon account if you wanna stick it to The Man.
Rish Outcast 96: A Very Outfield Christmas
December 24, 2017 22:58 - 50.3 MBSo, here's a quickly cobbled-together Christmas episode I recorded after being sick for a week.* I say a few words about Dickens, "A Christmas Carol," and ask Fake Sean to join me in the holiday. I'd assure you that, had I not gotten sick, this episode would be a lot better . . . but I think you and I both know that isn't true. Go ahead and download the episode HERE. I tried (and tried, and tried) to do a video portion of this episode, and could never quite get the hang of it. But I did ...
Rish Outcast 95: Occurrence in Hall B
December 14, 2017 03:00 - 30.4 MBHere's a Broken Mirror story I wrote this year, along with a (probably) overlong explanation. , based on the line "One by one, all the lights in the hall went out . . . except one." If you want to download the episode directly, Right-Click HERE. Sick of money? Support me on Patreon HERE!
Rish Outcast 94: Mister Brightside
December 03, 2017 05:50 - 33.8 MBThis was supposed to be my Thanksgiving show, but alas, I'm still a week behind from October. Rish tries to stay positive, and talks about being an extra in a commercial. And Fake Sean's gotta be down, because he wants it all. If you wanna download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you wanna support me via Patreon, Right-Click HERE.
Rish Outcast 93: Varcolac (Part Two)
November 24, 2017 04:59 - 54.3 MBSo, here's the rest of that Western/Horror tale with the funny name* This one's different from the Ben Parks stories, although they both take place in the American West, at the end of the nineteenth century, and focus on a pre-teen boy. Whoops, guess they're actually pretty close. Downloading the episode directly? Well, Right-Click HERE, stranger. Do you long to give something back to Rish (other than your thoughts and prayers)? Click HERE to support him on Patreon! *Romanian for harmf...
Rish Outcast 92: Varcolac (Part One)
November 16, 2017 13:08 - 35.5 MBSo, this was the episode that got postponed from October. I'm presenting my short story/novella* "Varcolac," which is long enough I felt safe in splitting it in two. No qualms there. "Varcolac" is the second Western story I ever wrote, but it differs from "Birth of a Sidekick" in that it's a Weird Western (if that's what a Western combined with another genre is called, in this case, Mystery or Horror). Give it a listen, y'all. Go right ahead and download the show, when you Right-Click H...
Rish Outcast 87: Mastercard...I'm Bored
November 09, 2017 21:49A combination episode of my New Year's show (timely, yes), and one from just the other day, wherein I talk about boredom, upcoming goals, and recount an almost-story about the film industry. Do you wanna download this? Then Right-Click HERE! Note: Because time is fleeting (and madness takes its toll), the next episode will be for Patreon supporters only (LINK). That way, the Halloween episode can drop before Halloween. Listen, but not for very much longer.
Rish Outcast 91: Short of Expectations
November 09, 2017 21:29 - 26.6 MBIn another TMI episode, Rish talks about being a disappointment to his parents, and generally falling short of expectations. Fun stuff. Warning: Oversharing (again). Next week, we'll get to that delayed two-part episode. D'you wanna download this episode? No? Oh. Come support my Patreon fund, at THIS LINK. Oh, and Right-Click HERE if you've changed your mind about downloading the episode.
Rish Outcast 90: Halloween Night
October 31, 2017 19:46Wow, check out the calendar. Looks like I'm getting this right under the wire.* In honor of my favorite holiday (and yours as well, don't you dare argue), here is my short story "Halloween Night." This was written fifteen years back, based on the picture down below. Also, happy birthday, Big Anklevich. If you're up to downloading this episode, then Right-Click HERE. Left-Click HERE to head over to my Patreon page. *And sorry about so many episodes in the month of October. My math was ...
Rish Outcast 88?
October 27, 2017 01:06If you're interested in the next episode of my solo podcast, I'm performing the uncollected Stephen King short story "The Reploids," about a stranger who comes out from behind the "Tonight Show" curtain when Johnny Carson's name is announced. It is only available for Patreon supporters, though I'm not charging for that particular show. You can find my Patreon page HERE.
Rish Outcast 89: Cabin in the Woods
October 27, 2017 01:02Rish goes to the family cabin by himself for the first time. And the last?* Also, Fake Sean and company want it that way. Hey you. You wanna download this sucker? Right-Click HERE. Unless the link doesn't work. Then you can't. *Spoiler: No, no it's not.
Rish Outcast 86: Romantic Interlude
October 09, 2017 23:17 - 29.7 MBIn this episode, I present a short story . . . oh, what was it called again? "Romantic Interlude," that's what it was! Well, I think so anyway. It's another meandering Rish Outcast episode, and another day of sun! Hey, if you want to download the darn thing, Right-Click HERE. And want to support my Patreon? Left-Click HERE.
Rish Outcast 84: Sleeptalkin' Episode 2
October 09, 2017 23:16 - 30.9 MBSo, here's the squeakquel to the last show, finishing up "Sleeptalkin' Gal." You know, I really expected "squeakquel" to catch on as a saying . . . but it didn't. Huh. Actually, I don't know that this show is a sequel (squeaking or otherwise). Is the third part of a mini-series a sequel? Or the second part of a two-part "MacGuyver" episode? Wanna download the episode directly? Just Right-Click HERE! Wanna back Rish's Patreon fund? I just recorded two stories for just Patreon suppor...
Rish Outcast 85: Travels With Father 2
October 03, 2017 19:24 - 69 MBWarning: TMI. Well, this one has been a long time in coming. In what'll probably be my longest-ever episode, I record my thoughts about my father, our last times together, and the frustrating and exhausting days after that. Again, this episode is the MUTHA of over-shares, so if you don't want to see how they make the sausage, and what happens to it when the body is through, you may consider skipping this one. If that's the case, I'll be back to my regular shenanigans in just a week or so....
Rish Outcast 83: Sleeptalkin' Episode
September 20, 2017 20:51 - 42.4 MBRish presents most of his story "Sleeptalkin' Gal," then goes for a walk around the block to talk about dramatic beats. I made the (rather arbitrary) decision to split this into two parts, so feel free to curse me in the comments below. Or hey, don't. Up to you. Here's a link to the full story, if you wanna check it out. Oh yeah, download this episode by Right-Clicking HERE! And my Patreon fund is RIGHT HERE.
Rish Outcast 82: To Thine Own Books Be True
September 05, 2017 15:04 - 33.4 MBRish presents two episodes spliced together (one 2016 and one 2017) talking about only doing his own audiobooks from now on. Part cautionary tale, part confession. Warning: just a smidge of TMI. Oh, I could have called this episode "Where's My Line Anyway?" You're welcome to tell me where yours is. Feel like downloading the episode directly? Just Right-Click HERE. Feel like supporting Rish with his Patreon? Just go to this link.
Rish Outcast 81: Have It Your Way
August 28, 2017 05:14 - 48.2 MBRish (and Fake Sean) present the short story "Have It Your Way," which Rish may have written (he doesn't remember). Narrated by Special Guest Star Tena Kolakowsi. Be a sport and download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. To purchase Rish's first collection of audio fiction, go to this link. To purchase Rish's second collection of audio fiction, go to this link.
Rish Outcast 80: Abigail Hilton Interview
August 13, 2017 16:08 - 50.7 MBRish sits down with author Abigail Hilton to talk about her recent book, "Jager Thunder," which Rish had a swell time narrating. Do you wanna download the episode? Right-Click HERE. Here's a link to Abbie's Patreon page and the book over at Audible and iTunes! And of course, here's a link to my own Patreon page. But you probably already have that on Speed Dial.
Rish Outcast 79: You've Got To Want It More
August 05, 2017 06:05So, Rish goes for an extra long drive, thinking about the recent writers' conference, the people he saw there, and the encouraging/discouraging things people said in panels. So he gets kind of inspirational too.* Can we be frank, kids? I think this is my best episode ever. Yeah, I said it. Your mileage may vary.** Go ahead and Right-Click THIS LINK if you want to download it. I dare you. *Warning: a bit of language and a bit of "La La Land" in this one. So, double-warning. *...
Rish Outcast 78: Remember the Future
July 26, 2017 23:48 - 52.4 MBSo, a year or so back, Rish went into the woods and recorded this episode in front of a campfire. He shares the story "Remember the Future," about a teenage girl who receives a rather unfortunate gift (with an appearance by a character or two from past Rish Outfield tales). Warning: A bit of TMI. Do you really want to download this episode? Okay, just Right-Click HERE.
The Podcast That Dares 19: The Big Goodbye
July 18, 2017 02:57 - 25.5 MBThis is my essay about the parting of the ways between Big Anklevich and me, in podcast form. Also, Fake Sean both helps and hinders. As always, Right-Click here to download the sound file.
Rish Outcast 77: Here Comes the Rain Again
July 10, 2017 05:07 - 25.9 MBRish decides to podcast during a rainstorm. When that fails, he talks about narrating Abigail Hilton's new book. Also, Fake Sean discovers that being's believing (whatever that means). Don't know why you'd wanna, but you can download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. Want episodes early, and various bonus content? Support Rish via his Patreon. Hey, it's better than genocide.
Rish Outcast 76: Miss Fortune
July 02, 2017 21:02 - 25.9 MBA year or two ago, I entered an audio drama in the "Masters of the Macabre" contest, the entry that would, sadly, be my last. I wrote about it here. It was brought to my attention that that episode was no longer available, but luckily, I still had the original production. Featuring the voices of Renee Chambliss and my niece, "Miss Fortune" is a short piece written with awfully narrow specifications. The location had to be a Festival, the monster it featured had to be Raw Head, and a spec...
Rish Outcast 75: Goodnight Moviehouse
June 23, 2017 04:12 - 16.9 MBThere really ought to be a comma in there. So, this is something I recorded really recently when the local neighborhood movie theater closed down. It was among the shortest episodes I've ever produced . . . so I decided to write a little something for after the show. Padding, if you will. Hey, you wanna download the episode directly? Simply Right-Click on THIS LINK.
The Podcast That Dares 18: Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons
June 12, 2017 04:12Rish presents his most elaborate sketch yet, an episode of nobody's favorite reality/game show, "Celebrity Dungeons & Dragons." With, of course, your host, Fake Sean Connery! Thanks to Gino Moretto for his input (and the logo), and let's hope this goes over well. If you wanna download this bad boy, just Right-Click HERE.
Rish Outcast 74: If It Sucks...
May 21, 2017 19:57 - 24.6 MBIn this one, Rish talks about what to do when you produce something that sucks. And that's about it. Oh, and Fake Sean waits for a star to fall. If you're feeling up to it, you can download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. And here's the link to "Varcolac," if you wanted to check that out. Text version too!
Rish Outcast 72: Episode from the Brown Depths!
May 06, 2017 13:32 - 22.1 MBSo, I have finally published my Brown Depths Monster novella, "Newfound Fame," despite a number of hitches. It's the story about the old man who was once in a movie, playing the Creature From the Brown Depths, and in the intervening years, the film has developed a large cult following. And a legend of a curse on the production. But is it just a legend? I talked about it in this episode, if you want to remember with me. In this episode, I talk about the project, what made it unique, a...
Rish Outcast 71: Ladies Room
April 25, 2017 07:04 - 20.8 MBToo many stories about bodily functions? Keep that stuff in the bathroom where it belongs. Also, Fake Sean talks about Patreon, and hurls a few insults. Look, if you wanna download this episode, just Right-Click THIS LINK, or Rick-Roll THIS ONE. P.S. It appears the next episode of the Outcast will be a Patreon-only affair. Be warned.
The Podcast That Dares Not Speak Its Name 17: Surprise Inspection
April 10, 2017 04:15 - 24.9 MBIn the return of ye olde Podcast That . . . Rish shares a fairly old story with y'all, based on a surreal experience he once had getting his car inspected. Tis called "Surprise Inspection," and there's a slight chance you will like this one. Oh, it was brought to my attention after I recorded this that in many parts of the country, they don't require a safety inspection to register automobiles. So, that either makes me lucky to have had to do so (otherwise, this story never would have hap...
Rish Outcast 70: I Went Out Riding
March 31, 2017 18:36 - 37.8 MBBack in January, I shared an episode recorded while I went for a walk. Here's one I tried--rather foolishly, I might add--to record while riding a bicycle. The only thing stupider would be to record one while hiking through foot-deep snow.* In case you're wondering, the recorder did survive its fall, and I'm too cheap to buy another one. Want to download the episode to your Chalupa? Simply Right-Click HERE and save. And of course, remember the Patreon fund, where you can support my effo...
Rish Outcast 69: Bland Ambition
March 22, 2017 22:44 - 22.5 MBOn his last long drive, Rish remembers being told that he had no ambition. Fake Sean also shares the first requested song from a Patreon supporter. Yeah, "Bland Ambition" was the best title I could come up with. Sue me. You feel like downloading the episode? Well, Right-Click this link and save it to your dee-vice.
Rish Outcast 68: Unique Combination
March 12, 2017 04:03 - 20.7 MBThis week, Rish shares with you the first (at least I think so) Broken Mirror Story* he's put on the show, one based on the premise "a group of kids mix together a 'suicide,' with unexpected results." It's called "Unique Combination." Is it any good? Say it with me, children . . . Oh, and Big's story was called "True Colors." Ask him about it sometime. If you wanna download the episode, you can Right-Click here. And please remember the Patreon fund, where you can support my efforts, ge...
Rish Outcast 67: Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
March 06, 2017 21:33 - 25 MBRish drives in his new car and worries about repeating himself, either on the show or worse, in his writing.* He asks the musical question, "Do I just write/say the same stuff, over and over again?" Uh oh, what if this episode is a re-run, and he doesn't even realize it? If ye wanna download the episode, do so by Right-Clicking HERE. *Also, Rish pitches another "Sidekick" story.
Rish Outcast 13: Babysitter of the Month/Sea Monkey Do
March 05, 2017 16:56So, this is an episode from back in July, before I got so hopelessly behind on my podcasting. Ah, who am I kidding? I was behind then, and I was behind the year before that. But in this episode, which started out as me trying to do a blog post when I was too busy to do a blogpost, I talk a bit about what's going on in my world, and an idea I got for forthcoming episodes. Also, I present, "Sea Monkey Do," a little piece briefly summarizing the origin of the worst child scam in modern his...
Rish Outcast 64: It's Astounding, Time Is Fleeting
February 24, 2017 05:28 - 39.9 MBHey kids, it's a double episode! Madness, apparently, takes its toll. So, what you get here is a lost episode from 2015 (one I discovered in my folder of Dunesteef marathon episodes), plus another one from 2016 where I talk about a Broken Mirror premise, and the story I almost wrote for it. I gotta warn you, though: this is mostly about writing. You're gonna get that two out of three episodes of this show, though. Gee, maybe I should've mentioned that from the beginning. Go ahead and do...
Rish Outcast 66: Expecto Patreon!
February 21, 2017 11:00 - 18.6 MBWow, I created a Patreon account wherein my pals and/or supporters and pledge a dollar (or more!) for every episode of my podcast I release. I should have done it years ago, when people first urged me to do so . . . but I guess it was too hard. Listen on and find out why. I thought it would be amusing to continually include the Spanish version of Exile's (Santino's) I Wanna Love You All Over all over this episode. Not sure if it was the right call. So, if you'd like to support me, and pr...
Rish Outcast 65: Dead Letter
February 19, 2017 22:36 - 37.1 MBI'm no fan of Valentine's Day, so let's not call this my V.D. episode. But, please get your junk checked out anyhow. So, today I'm presenting the last story by Rish Outfield Big Anklevich's wife ever heard (and maybe it was the first too), and if I'm not lucky, it'll be the last episode you ever listen to either. It's called "Dead Letter," and you know exactly what I'm gonna say about it. Still, I try. NOTE: When I originally shared this episode, there was a problem with the file, and...