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ReMake Me

150 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

Listen as Russell takes Justin, a virtual Horror virgin, on a journey through the world of horror.

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Episode 39 – Cabin Fever (2002 & 2016)

September 27, 2017 10:00 - 80.4 MB

Justin moved into his new house and now has too many cats, Russ killed a cat, adventures driving to Disney World, butt wipes save the day, Irma shortens the family trip, Justin forgets how to podcast, all culture is weird out of context, the economics of Medieval Times, these movies …

Saw III

September 25, 2017 10:00 - 41.4 MB

Jigsaw is on his deathbed, but this series is just starting to come to life. Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3DReMake_Me%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16 Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twi...

Child’s Play 2

September 22, 2017 10:00 - 46.4 MB

Andy had such a nice new family. HAD. Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3DReMake_Me%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16 Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast

Episode 38 – Friday the 13th IV & Pieces

September 20, 2017 10:00 - 64.7 MB

Russ confuses Justin and potentially offends an entire region of America, Russ loses an old tooth and Justin gains a new face, Justin goes into his mind palace, Crispin Glover is a weirdo but you probably knew that already, EMTs are basically mini-doctors, #polkadotsforpainters, pause this and go watch Corey …

Saw II

September 18, 2017 10:00 - 20.9 MB

Only on the second movie, and opinions are starting to split. Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3DReMake_Me%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16 Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMake...

Child’s Play

September 15, 2017 10:00 - 39.2 MB

How do you do the voodoo that you do so well? Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3DReMake_Me%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16 Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast

Chucky Intro

September 15, 2017 09:59 - 14.3 MB

Welcome to the Child’s Play mini-series. Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3DReMake_Me%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16 Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMakeMePodcast

Episode 37 – The Loved Ones & Devil’s Candy

September 13, 2017 10:00 - 63.5 MB

Justin needs a shave and a haircut, Russ doesn’t know how to pick a book, the real reason movies are always better in the theater, being nostalgia horny, Russ abuses more pop cans, adventures in the Yoga Hole, creepy dad provides gross tension, Justin and Russ try to have an …

Saw

September 11, 2017 10:00 - 23.8 MB

Let’s start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3DReMake_Me%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16 Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/ReMak...

Saw Intro

September 11, 2017 09:59 - 17.1 MB

We watched all the Saw movies. Here we introduce you to the series. Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3DReMake_Me%26pcampaignid%3DMKT-na-all-co-pr-mu-pod-16 Like us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/ReMakeMePodcast Follow us on Twitter – https://twitter.com/...

Episode 36 – Xtro & Attack the Block

September 06, 2017 10:00 - 54.6 MB

Russ read face tentacle erotica, does Justin believe in aliens? Maybe, the juxtaposition of Unsolved Mysteries, Xtro has a weird Japanese overtone, alien shower technology, making a big thing out of waking up covered in blood, moldy cheese math, Russ’s snake nightmare, screaming at the Toys-R-Us lady, Justin isn’t allowed …

Episode 35 – Chasing Sleep & Lo

August 30, 2017 10:00 - 47 MB

Is Russ an alcoholic? Is Russ a nice guy? What’s a gayby? 16 year olds think they know what art is, everything is something, giant babies and gym teachers, Scientology, calling hospitals, getting your eyes dilated feels weird, Toys R Us sells horror stuff, making fun of the president, Justin …

Episode 34 – A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984 & 2010)

August 23, 2017 10:00 - 73.7 MB

Justin starts off with an apology, then they both get a little political kinda, Russ learns how to take a bath, Justin has YouTube to watch, Russ may have committed a crime, Justin has a unified theory of horror, the worst running joke, the story of the final scene, more …

Episode 33 – Psycho Cop & Psycho Cop Returns

August 16, 2017 10:00 - 79.6 MB

In Memorium, Justin has a cold but doesn’t know it yet, Chicago pizza > St. Louis pizza, smuggling cow eyeballs, Facebook famous, Daddy’s hurting (again), Russ has a new book recommendation, public shaming, Vile Consumption, this episode is fueled by hate, Bob Vance, worst audio ever, think fast!, adults have …

Episode 32 – Elves & The Pit

August 09, 2017 10:00 - 102 MB

Saxophone Ryan is here! and so are Ben and Tom Kerosec, Tom Kerosec’s band Kerosec has a new album, free domain name suggestion, surround sound over the phone, Ben doesn’t know how podcasts work, the best Burger King story ever, Saxophone Ryan learns what a synopsis is, candles exist, vibrating …

Episode 31 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre III & IV

August 02, 2017 10:00 - 92.1 MB

We have a sponsor! We’re bad at ads, so buy their stuff, Ben’s back, gay hookups in Disney, Russ is still a bad person, really funny stories about death, fat guys at Long John Silver’s, when your titles sound like bad ripoff Mario sounds, finding your director in the woods, …

Episode 30 – Maximum Overdrive & Trucks

July 26, 2017 10:00 - 65.5 MB

Russ reads and has an epiphany, Justin is lazy, go watch the Maximum Overdrive trailer right now, cocaine as an alternative fuel source, equipment malfunctions, Stephen King is probably not racist but is definitely irresponsible, noculars, Russ and Justin talk about Cool Runnings for like ten minutes for no reason, …

Episode 29 – Videodrome & eXistenZ

July 19, 2017 10:00 - 97.5 MB

Justin spent the week crashing the server and buying a home, poo tasting, disrobing, old daytime talk shows made Russ question his sexuality, Palm Pilots used to be a thing, Russ doesn’t know phrases or math, OKCupid has weird questions, abginas, this movie makes no sense, Virtual Boy was also …

Episode 28 – Incident at Loch Ness & Digging Up the Marrow

July 12, 2017 10:00 - 63.6 MB

Russ has a money-making idea, the friends you tell and the friends you never tell, how Russ will make money if the podcast fails, Bobcat Goldthwait is an awesome guy, St. Louis style pizza is an affront to God and nature, what to do if you wind up in Branson …

Episode 27 – Near Dark & Bone Tomahawk

July 05, 2017 10:00 - 90.6 MB

Sex talk follow-up, bad words are cool, Justin is learning how to adult, dueling synopses, Russ has totally seen Star Wars, catcalling is different from flirting and Stockholm Syndrome is different from bad writing, Patty Hearst is a person who exists, vampire preppers, Justin and Russ agree: True Blood got …

Episode 26 – Alligator & Vigilante

June 28, 2017 10:00 - 79.8 MB

When should you have the sex talk?, Hey, maybe don’t get AIDS, 3-2-1 Contact, redheaded boys hate Justin, puppies, how evolution works, Russ wants be an alligator so dust won’t go in his eye, worst police chief in the history of history, RIP Adam West, Russ got bit by a …

Episode 25 – Friday the 13th (1,2,3,2009)

June 21, 2017 10:00 - 110 MB

The podcast starts on a solemn note before nose diving into dark humor, the sexual orientation of alcoholic beverages, the thing that sucks about a hike (as a fat guy), California’s majesty, some first classes are first classier than others, Hoosier is a dumb term, are the Friday the 13th …

Episode 24 – Halloween

June 14, 2017 10:00 - 76.7 MB

Justin is totally not a pedophile, Daddy’s hurt!, is Potassium real?, Russ doesn’t like Halloween and he is very wrong, bad blu-ray menus, showing vs. not showing, good ways to not kill your main villain, growing old enough to scare kids, Mad Libs with a twist, problems with fractions, too …

Episode 23 – The Witch & Witching and Bitching

June 07, 2017 10:00 - 63.1 MB

Ben is back and starts by complaining to Russ about riding the volume during a movie, porn pranks, Justin was bad at band but is great at foley work, Russ fears being subtitled on the news, Russ still hates periods, Justin liked spotting shots from the trailer, snot makes things …

Episode 22 – Rawhead Rex & Pumpkinhead

May 31, 2017 10:00 - 86.7 MB

A new guest has entered the podcast, he’s only slightly political, it turns out that Justin is fat, but not Jazzy scooter fat, Russ is too lazy to breathe, Clive Barker writes better than Stephen King, Rawhead is a penis monster, Russ finds solidarity in Rawhead’s hatred of periods, Russ …

Episode 21 – Wishmaster & Wishmaster 2

May 24, 2017 10:00 - 67.8 MB

Tom Kerosec is here and Russ has a bone to pick with him, Russ is really bad at basketball, Tom has a callback, we talk about the podcast on the podcast, Russ makes a controversial statement, everybody smokes, Justin isn’t zinging, MAGIC, Tom rambles about something other than WWII, Russ …

Episode 20 – Housebound & What We Do In The Shadows

May 17, 2017 10:00 - 73.7 MB

Russ can’t read his notes, there’s no yelling on the bus, horror characters in video games, where does the face end and the head begin? cigarettes are the cure for coughing, but smoking is gross, Russ’s favorite scene, dial-up mistakes, movies with boobs in them, Daniel Stern stinger, actual research …

Episode 19 – From Beyond & Society

May 10, 2017 10:00 - 55 MB

Justin finds a new listener, In Memoriam bumper stickers are a nuisance, winter is cold, beef brisket goes bad when it’s not cold it turns out, moldy foods that fat guys eat, judging old guys’ butts, smoking in restaurants, talking about science in movies, don’t bite Russ’s ear, how to …

Episode 18 – Maniac

May 03, 2017 10:00 - 112 MB

Russ and Justin start off with last week’s picks, Justin shoehorns in a Gilmore Girls reference, playing on your phone during movies, don’t call it Maniac Cop, turns out they’re called tower viewers, who knew? Justin really likes weird moaning, Joe Spinell accidentally became the second hightest paid actor on …

Episode 17 – Blue Ruin & Green Room

April 26, 2017 10:00 - 100 MB

Tom Kerosec is back without a song, Tom and Russ ruined the Sixth Sense for Justin, searching for the mythical KenTacoHut, Russ finds validation in others’ use of the term “thing of water”, Tom doesn’t know what a synopsis is, Tom and Justin were in a band together and Russ …

Episode 16 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 & Texas Chainsaw 3D

April 19, 2017 10:00 - 79.3 MB

Russ is convinced that Justin’s mom hates him, Justin rues his Subway sandwich, campiness confirmed, Dennis Hopper is drunk, Human Wins Chili Cookoff, reminiscing over epithets, buying chainsaws, tumblr needs more fry houses, radio DJs know how to take down serial killer cannibals, empathy butt pains, speaking of hate…Texas Chainsaw …

Episode 15 – Dungeonmaster & Raw Force

April 12, 2017 10:00 - 131 MB

This is it….this is the big one….the bet thrown down 11 weeks ago has come to fruition, Tom Kerosec, Tiffany, Russ’s wife, and a very special guest are here to judge the erotic Lawnmower Man slash fiction written by the hosts, Russ reads the criteria for the judges while Justin …

Episode 14 – The Town That Dreaded Sundown

April 05, 2017 10:00 - 78.6 MB

Mystery solved, another mystery opened, it’s a movie, the 70’s weren’t the 50’s, bad rain, the narrator thinks a man dating a 17 year old is A-Okay, Justin works in a reference to The Room, actors reading lines, old rookies, unnecessary comedy, low budget stunts are the realest stunts, Russ …

Episode 13.5 – HorrorHound Weekend Wrap-up

March 31, 2017 10:00 - 27.1 MB

Bonus episode! Russ and Justin discuss their experience at HorrorHound Weekend, they start it off with discussions about sex and religion, another brilliant segue, Justin witnesses a miracle, no Sad Virgils, stories from the Saw and American Horror Story panels, White Castle > parties and socializing, Justin had many favorite …

Episode 13 – The Burning & Sleepaway Camp

March 28, 2017 10:00 - 67.9 MB

We’re at HorrorHound Weekend and have a fellow conventioner (Josh) join the show, the Fist of Fury story, Russ reveals more details about his marriage, the group works on a definition, movie teenagers aren’t teenagers, is doing the opposite of a trope still a trope?, bad decisions in horror movies…again, …

Episode 12 – The Hills Have Eyes

March 22, 2017 10:00 - 77.1 MB

Justin and Russ start the episode by time traveling and talking about the movie Get Out, Russ is good at being a white guy, Justin avoids people whether they are black or not, adventures in Chinese buffets, Justin learns how to be a good little boy, finding time for sex, …

Episode 11.5 – Convention Special

March 17, 2017 16:00 - 43.4 MB

Justin and Russ are going to HorrorHound Weekend! Russ gives Justin (and the listeners) a primer on what to expect when going to your first horror convention. Justin eats McDonald’s. Next week: The Hills Have Eyes (1977 & 2006) Subscribe on iTunes – https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/remake-me/id1191701890?mt=2 Subscribe on Google Play – https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/I5pdl54tatu5crtwbm343dqv3fi?t%3...

Episode 11 – Lords of Salem & 31

March 15, 2017 10:00 - 75.4 MB

Russ has another surprise for Justin, Russ gives a synopsis for once, Lords of Salem doesn’t make sense to Justin, FrankenChicken, Russ is still afraid of girls’ peeing, vagina paintings, Russ drops some hot convention rumors, why does the man of learning always die?, Russ has messed up dreams, Justin …

Episode 10 – Wolf Creek & Wolf Creek 2

March 08, 2017 11:00 - 58.2 MB

Justin immediately has to vamp for time, surprisingly not douchey protagonists, Russ’s wife kills a peacock, how do guns work? characters making good bad decisions, hand-rolling cigarettes, Russ makes Justin take a test of his own creation…it doesn’t go well for anyone, Mick isn’t an anti-hero, but he is quippy, …

Episode 9 – House of 1000 Corpses & The Devil’s Rejects

March 01, 2017 11:00 - 49.8 MB

Tylenol vs. aspirin in heart attack relief, Justin ruins Russ’s story, Justin succinctly sums up his views on House of 1000 Corpses with two nuanced sounds, Justin loves Chris Hardwick and is bad with faces, Russ and Justin both loved the Secret of the Ooze, Rejects is the opposite of …

Episode 8.5 – The Virgin Spring

February 24, 2017 11:00 - 53.5 MB

Bonus! Russ and Justin discovered that Last House on the Left was itself a remake and made a bonus episode, Max von Sydow is still not dead (yet), Justin says sticks instead of tripod because he thinks he’s better than you, Russ think people in the past were dumb and …

Episode 8 – Last House on the Left

February 22, 2017 11:00 - 77.7 MB

Russ and Justin nerd out about physical media, Russ is again thinking about dead animals while he pees his pants, bad music was a trend in the 70s, weird out of place gore, it’s not Mary’s movie, the guys argue over the intricacies of BJ revenge, Justin is wrong about …

Episode 7 – Killer Klowns from Outer Space & Ernest Scared Stupid

February 15, 2017 11:00 - 90 MB

Tom Kerosec of Kerosec Productions is our guest! He tells the story of the Intro/Outro music for this very podcast, Tom messes around with kids and Russ likes to think about dead animals, Justin tells tales of his childhood, Tom keeps trying to get political, Justin declares himself the wet …

Episode 6 – They Live & Hell Comes to Frogtown

February 08, 2017 11:00 - 72.8 MB

We apologize for the previous sound issues (that’s ironic), Russ checks out dudes at work, Russ receives an awesome (or horrible) gift (probably insult) from his son, Hobbes checks in with a non-exclusive, Justin decides he doesn’t like John Carpenter based on trailers he doesn’t like from a movie Carpenter …

Episode 5 – Texas Chainsaw Massacre

February 01, 2017 11:00 - 48.7 MB

Last (hopefully) intro for bad audio, the guys talk about their weird fears, they get right into the discussion, Justin stands up for Franklin and bares his love for film grain, turns out that crazy people are crazy, things go bump in the night while Russ reads an exclusive story …

Episode 4 – Lawnmower Man & Lawnmower Man 2

January 25, 2017 11:00 - 129 MB

Alright…real talk…we messed up…we’re sorry, Russ hates himself, (DJ) MC Fiverr is back! Justin gets meta, Russ awkwardly tries to mooch Taco Bell, Stephen King’s short story is faithfully adapted by some college student, Justin tries to remember Squeak from BASEketball’s real name, Commentary Russ starts to slur his words, …

Episode 3 – It’s Alive

January 18, 2017 11:00 - 53.4 MB

Justin and Russ preface the episode with a warning then jump right in to the first movie, Dwight has a real exclusive for us this time, piñata discussions ensue, Russ makes some babies, DJ Fiverr makes his debut and drops a hot track, Russ meets Larry Cohen and cracks the …

Episode 2 – The Green Inferno & Cannibal Holocaust

January 11, 2017 11:00 - 55 minutes - 58.5 MB

Justin and Russ settle their episode 100 bet, Hobbes checks in with a non-exclusive, they take a journey through Clive Barker’s tumblr page, Justin finds a way to talk about musicals (again), they try to make sense of Green Inferno and wind up raking them over the coals, Russ is …

Episode 1 – The Fly

January 04, 2017 11:00 - 64.3 MB

Justin and Russ bypass the typical “inaugural” episode banter and dive right in.  Russ had a rough day filled with 911 calls and fatherly duties.  Justin fails at a horror quiz.  They get around to discussing The Fly and Cronenberg’s masterpiece.  Next week: Green Inferno & Cannibal Holocaust.

Episode 0 – Introduction

January 03, 2017 12:53 - 2 minutes - 2.79 MB

Welcome to ReMake Me! Join us on January 4, 2017 when it all kicks off!

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