Rated RPG Podcast

Episode 55 - My Dear Sweet Reginald

September 30, 2021 18:16 - 1 hour - 104 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade wakes from slumbering in Deomond's Tiny, Sexy Hut of Mischief (or whatever it's called today) to find themselves in the middle of The Wandering Emporium. It's here that the meet Sir Reginald Hamstone, who is in a bit of a bind and could use their help. Thanks to all our Patreon supporters, including: Adan R Holly Somers Bosanova Bill Spidey Mouse and Eli Chaffin You can become a patron too at https://www.patreon.com/ratedrpg Follow us on Twitter at https://twi...

Episode 54 - Now There Are Three

September 06, 2021 17:30 - 1 hour - 110 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade mourns one of their own as hell demonstrates that death can come suddenly for any of them. After a brief memorial service for their fallen friend, the party takes a much needed rest. Given this pause in the action, Emre and the players take a look back at the adventure thus far in a casual and largely unedited recap of Rated RPG: Baldur's Gate - Descent Into Avernus. At the end of this episode, you get a sneak peak at a new hero set to meet the surviving Gor...

Episode 53 - Pedal to the Metal

August 25, 2021 18:30 - 1 hour - 110 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has split the party, breaking the cardinal rule of D&D. Their hollyphant guide, Lulu, has been taken away by a hellwasp, so Rayce the Roaster has polymorphed into a giant eagle and has taken off through the smog-choked skies of Avernus to rescue her. Meanwhile, the rest of the GPB is aboard their infernal war machines, driving like the devil to get away from... well... a devil. Not just any devil, but one of Zariel's lieutenants, Haruman. Support the Rated...

Episode 52 - With Special Guest Coldplay

August 17, 2021 20:57 - 1 hour - 95.2 MB

Led by the memories of their hollyphant guide, Lulu, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade arrives at Haruman's Hill to find gruesome reminders that they're still in hell. This episode also features a very personal diversion featuring British rock band, Coldplay. Enjoy! Special thanks to the following beloved Patreon supporters: MannFlesh Valentine Crowley Danny Bell CheeseMaster007 GBSTrek John Mangrum and Great Wight Spark As a small gesture to thank all our patrons, we'll be mailing out another ...

Episode 51 - The Shrinky Bit

August 09, 2021 14:30 - 33 minutes - 46.6 MB

Tearing through the wasteland of Avernus aboard their infernal vehicles, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade find themselves being pursued by an even bigger demon engine containing a war party of bloodthirsty lycanthropes. Oh, man. This one is classic Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade. Thanks to everyone who joined the July livestream when this episode was recorded. It was Deon's birthday, and our first time back in-person in well over a year. We're looking forward to more fun during our next livestream -...

Episode 50 - Mad Mags Beyond Knucklebone

August 02, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 73.9 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade retrieved the memories of the hollyphant, Lulu, so now it's off to the wasteland in search of the Sword of Zariel. The hag warlord, Mad Maggie, might arrange transportation - but it's not going to be an easy journey. The wastes of Avernus have horrible infrastructure, and there's no shortage of infernal creatures looking to make a meal of our heroes. Our improved audio in this episode is thanks to our fantastic Patreon supporters, whose generosity allowed us to ...

Episode 49 - A Hollyphant Never Forgets

July 28, 2021 17:49 - 1 hour - 83.2 MB

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade reaps the rewards of being helpful to members of the Fort Knucklebone community. With the hag warlord Mad Maggie swayed to assist them with her magic, the crew goes Inception on their hollyphant friend, Lulu, in search of her lost memories. What will they learn of Zariel, tucked away in Lulu's adorable little brain? Can Mad Maggie be trusted? And will they need to lick Rayce again? This episode is also our final virtually-recorded podcast episo...

Episode 48 - Do the Mickey!

July 16, 2021 20:20 - 1 hour - 104 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their campaign to win the hearts and minds of the residents of Fort Knuckebone. It's a dangerous gambit, because violence seems to be the only language most of them understand - but if they play their cards right, they might get the help they need to find Zariel's sword and escape Avernus. Also in this episode, Emre decides that livestream comments that make him laugh will earn inspiration for the party. Not a bad deal. Special thanks to Patreon suppor...

Episode 47 - Bless This Mess

June 24, 2021 19:41 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

Finally on the surface of Avernus, The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is healed up, leveled-up, and heading to Fort Knucklebone. According to their hollyphant guide, Lulu, the party can find some help there in locating Zariel's legendary sword. But, what they find is an assortment of oddballs and lunatics who put the ASS in assistance. This episode of the podcast features audio from our final virtual session from early June! Over the next four weeks, we'll be releasing remaining episodes of the p...

Episode 46 - Hold the Sword!

June 08, 2021 01:45 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade attempts to complete an exorcism gone wrong. Meanwhile, Aaron litigates the notion that his character Dhababbi could accidentally drop a sword. It's not just a funny argument about rules and a bad die roll - it also includes some great Dungeon Master insight from Emre. Plus, this episode catches you up just in time for our next livestream THIS SATURDAY (6/12/21, noon CT)! www.twitch.tv/gamesocietypimps If you've not yet subscribed to the podcas...

Episode 45 - Exorcise Class

June 01, 2021 14:38 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has failed upward for over forty episodes, but now they're down to the wire to save Koslo from the fatal results of mummy rot. They think they've got one last shot, but only if they can perform a real quick exorcism. Should be really easy and not at all complicated. Thanks to two of our newest Patreon supporters: Spidey Mouse and Eli Chaffin! The new Rated RPG character token stickers are going out soon - beginning with Koslo Ferngrove. Every three months that y...

Episode 44 - The Bugbear, the Wrench, and the Wardrobe

May 24, 2021 17:21 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

As the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade heads into a frightful battle against powerful enemies, they're blessed with an amazing new magic item - and our Patreon supporters weighed in to provide the details for what it does and what to call it. But will it be enough? Will we have to say goodbye to Koslo or Rayce? Can these fools strategy? All these answers - and more - on this very special episode of Rated RPG! Thanks to the following Patreon supporters: Great Wight Spark Adan R. Holly Somers and...

Episode 43 - Wackadoodle Stroganoff

May 17, 2021 14:14 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MB

Wackadoodle Stroganoff 1 bugbear ranger 1 diseased, slowly dying druid 1 fire genasi artificer (and his wrench) 1 smart-mouthed halfling 1 definitely evil shield 1 hollyphant 1 undead necromancer various devils, demons, and undead to taste Mix all ingredients, enter into questionable contract with definitely evil shield, and stew until the line between good and evil become blurred. Thanks to our newest Patreon supporter, Dungbeetle! And as we get closer to returning to getting back a...

Episode 42 - Hit the Deck!

May 11, 2021 14:46 - 1 hour - 124 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their search for Ulder Ravenguard, the Grand Duke of Elturel. Not only can he help them in their quest to save the city of Elturel from eternal damnation, but he's likely their only hope to cure Koslo of his mummy rot. The gents find themselves in the midst of battle with some skeletal minotaurs. Rayce still can't heal up, but they were holding their own until Glubjeg opens a curtain into an adjoining room - and MOAR ENEMIES! But, is it a deadly blund...

Episode 41 - Demonic Portal Incoming

April 30, 2021 18:36 - 1 hour - 98.5 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has certainly seen better days. Mummy rot and life drain has taken a great toll on the party, capping some of the character's hit points near 10hp. Unfortunately, a long rest isn't something they've got time for, because Alder Ravengard has gone missing while he was looking for the Helm of Torm's Sight. Glubjeg's Planar Warrior / Horizon Walker ability has detected a portal somewhere in the vicinity of the small cathedral in the graveyard - so that's where they'...

Episode 40 - Stone Chicken Pilots

April 12, 2021 16:01 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Rayce the Roaster may be out of danger, but with Koslo Ferngrove still afflicted with mummy rot, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade pushes onward to a creepy mausoleum in search of help for the ailing druid. Mummy rot prohibits you from gaining hit points, so if Koslo expects to survive to find help, he should employ a strategy using his monk abilities (Ki points for dodging/disengaging) to avoid attacks, and druid wild shape to soak damage. Then again, Koslo doesn't always think things through. ...

Episode 39 - Rayce Gets Lucky

March 29, 2021 16:58 - 1 hour - 108 MB

Koslo faces a difficult choice in this episode, and his decision will affect the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade in the days to come. The party continues onward in search of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard, and the centerpiece of bawdry puns takes to the field of battle.

Episode 38 - Rayce Against Time

March 22, 2021 18:30 - 57 minutes - 79.4 MB

The thing about mummy rot is that once you catch it, your clock starts ticking. Your hit point maximum drops daily, and you can't regain hit points until the curse is removed and the disease is cured. The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is in hell, a place where finding someone (or something) to remove a curse is a tall order. Rayce the Roaster and Koslo Ferngrove both have mummy rot - and Rayce is definitely in mortal peril. Deon and Jason have new characters rolled up... just in case. We'd ...

Episode 37 - Rayce the Roasted

March 15, 2021 22:13 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

While searching for Elturel's survivors in the catacombs beneath the cathedral, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade takes their sweet time and makes some poor choices. It's what you've come to expect from our heroes.

Episode 36 - Love Bears All Things

March 08, 2021 21:31 - 1 hour - 84.8 MB

Amidst the carnage in the cathedral, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade finds another living survivor.

Episode 35 - Of Melons and Merregons

March 05, 2021 21:49 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has dealt with all manner of unsavory types while in Hell, including a swarm of demonic crabs. They're a bit banged up and in need of rest, but time is definitely of the essence if they're going to find survivors and rescue them.

Episode 34 - Who Got Crabs?

February 25, 2021 21:29 - 1 hour - 134 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has entered a once grand cathedral where the masses of Elturel used to gather and lift their voices to Torm. These days, the place is crawling with devils, cultists, and other nasty creatures.

Episode 33 - Beware the Hounds of Hell

February 10, 2021 18:24 - 1 hour - 90.4 MB

On their journey to find the High Hall, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade encounters some of the worst dogs they've ever met. Special thanks to our amazing editor Jesse, for taking the podcast to a whole new level. We hope you enjoy it!

Episode 32 - P.I.T.M.O.E

February 01, 2021 19:08 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

Journeying through the damned town of Elturel, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have picked up a few more battle scars (and a few non-combatant townies in need of saving). In need of a rest, they'll need to patch up their wounds and fill their bladders if they are to continue on their quest.

Episode 31 - Battle at the Bridge

January 19, 2021 20:13 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Continuing further through Elturel, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade finds more survivors - and more foes. They'll need some good strategy if they're going to get out of this one!

Episode 30 - Double Dealin' With Devils

January 19, 2021 20:01 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade explores Elturel, which is perched above an enormous battle in hell. When they encounter some devils doing devilish business, they throw down on evil. But when you make deals with devils in hell, you really have to be mindful of the wording in the contract...

Episode 29 -Last Train to Hell

December 29, 2020 21:10 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has accomplished so much, but there is more to be done! They catch a ride to Hell, hoping to save the city of Elturel. Or, at the very least, pee in the mouth of evil a little bit.

Episode 28 - The Magic Shield Shuffle

December 14, 2020 16:07 - 52 minutes - 71.9 MB

While on their way to Candlekeep, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade finds themselves set upon by some vicious evildoers! They're after something... Will the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade be able to stop them from getting it?

Episode 27 - Onward To Candlekeep!

December 07, 2020 15:52 - 59 minutes - 81.6 MB

After putting in work and getting the job done in Baldur's Gate, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade must journey to HELL! But one does not simply walk into hell... One must first go to Candlekeep.

Episode 26 - Deceit Abounds!

November 25, 2020 18:35 - 1 hour - 100 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has taken a bit of a beating down in the sewers beneath the Vanthampur villa, but they've lived to tell the tale. Now, the quest continues to find any remaining prisoners who may need their help. However, as the guys have discovered in their journey thus far, there's a lot of lying that happens in the seedy underworld of Baldur's Gate. You just can't trust anyone!

Episode 25 - Barjrum, a Very Good Boy

November 16, 2020 21:32 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Every great team has an unsung member. In the case of the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade, that member is Barjrum, the Mastiff. He's not just Glubjeg's pet, he's the unofficial mascot of the GPB. He's been with them longer than Reya Mantlemorn, and he holds his own in battle (something even Reya can't boast). But, when you're searching for evil cultists and vile devils hiding in sewers, it doesn't matter if you're a very good boy when you've only got 12 hit points.

Episode 24 - M.I.L.K.

November 10, 2020 19:08 - 56 minutes - 78.1 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade closes in on the evil matriarch of the Vanthampur family (Thalamra Vanthampur) in the sewers under their family's villa. When they find her, will she be knitting an afghan? Making her famous chili? Doing a Sudoku while sucking on a butterscotch candy?.. No, this woman is up to her withered nethers in devils!

Episode 23 - Not Today, Devil!

November 03, 2020 22:39 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

This episode begins as the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets the jump on some lackies in the sewers beneath the Vanthampur Villa. The gang continues the search for Mama Vanthampur, but they find more than they expected...

Episode 22 - A Sewer Runs Through It

October 23, 2020 19:55 - 1 hour - 101 MB

The Rated RPG Podcast is back from a hiatus - and the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade resumes the search for the cunning Thelamra Vanthampur in the sewers under her villa. Will Glubjeg toss ball bearings? Will Barjrum the mastiff survive another episode? Will the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade ever perform that song and dance they promised 12 episodes ago?.. Find out!

Episode 21 - Wimpy Shrimpy and Mommy

September 04, 2020 21:10 - 1 hour - 96.2 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has flexed all over the Vanthampur's villa - but have yet to locate the remaining Vanthampur brother (who is, as we've been told, wimpy AND shrimpy) and his mommy. As the search continues, are they walking into a trap? Are they overconfident? Will the party level-up? All these questions and more, answered here in episode 21!

Episode 20 - Eviction Notice

August 31, 2020 21:41 - 2 hours - 165 MB

In this jumbo episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their assault on the Vanthampur's villa - looking for the wimpy-shrimpy brother and his mom.

Episode 19 - Villa Takeover

July 23, 2020 16:46 - 1 hour - 84.1 MB

In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade decides to move right into the Vanthampur's villa. Unfortunately, there's the matter of the current occupants...

Episode 18 - Murder Hornets

June 24, 2020 17:17 - 47 minutes - 65.2 MB

In the midst of combat, inside the Vanthampur's villa, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade seems to have the upper hand. But, it's always the little things that go unnoticed which are the biggest threat.

Episode 17 - The Big Audition

June 23, 2020 02:31 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Thanks to a ruse set in motion by Rayce the Roaster, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade now has a date with Amrik Vanthampur. He's the rich guy whose mom runs the show. Remember, he was the one who tried to have his brother, Mortlock, killed... Anyway, that family is responsible for unleashing the Cult of the Dead Three upon Baldur's Gate and the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade are comin' for 'em.

Episode 16 - Porthole Hijinx

June 15, 2020 23:02 - 1 hour - 89.7 MB

After coming to a peaceful resolution with the followers of Tiamat, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade heads to the Low Lantern in search of more action. Hijinx ensue. Also, before you listen to this episode, check out this classic Blame Society Films YouTube video that we reference in it.

Episode 15 - Dragon Cosplayers

June 12, 2020 22:24 - 59 minutes - 82.2 MB

In this episode the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets salty with some dragon cosplayers before going shopping. Technical glitches may persist, but we have fun with them.

Episode 14 - Pee on the Face of Evil

May 28, 2020 19:57 - 47 minutes - 65.8 MB

Anytime an episode starts with a death saving throw, it's bound to be a good one. The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is in the midst of combat with the final boss of the Cult of the Dead Three - but with one member on the cusp of death, will they survive it?

Episode 13 - A Bunch of Little Thirsts

May 26, 2020 23:28 - 55 minutes - 76.5 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade seems to have gained an ally in their quest to rid Baldur's Gate of the Cult of the Dead Three, but they still need to formulate a plan of attack.

Episode 12 - Level Three

May 19, 2020 03:06 - 1 hour - 90.4 MB

The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade (as they're calling themselves) has finally hit third level! They talk about their new abilities for a bit, chat with that female Tiefling they "rescued" in a previous episode, and then continue on to make some poor decisions.

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