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Pulp Commentary - Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
October 09, 2013 22:32 - 41.2 MBIn this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, the boys have an entire franchise to know your flesh! So, crawl out of your bloody mattress, and bow down to your God, Leviathan, because the boys are once again opening the box. This time it's to record a commentary that will be legendary -- even in hell! It's time to watch, Hellbound: Hellraiser 2.
Pulp Commentary - Scream
October 03, 2013 00:54 - 48.2 MBIn this month's first installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, the boys ring in the month of October by learning there are some very specific rules one must abide by in order to survive a horror movie. Listen in terror as they throw one of those rules out the window in an attempt to get with 90's Neve Campbell! That's right, folks, pop some popcorn, throw in a VHS, and ask yourself what your favorite scary movie is, because we're about to take our love of horror one step too far by wa...
Ep 73 - Shuffling Past Archangel
September 29, 2013 23:40 - 18.3 MBIn which the boys discover that monstrous things go bump in the night, and the only way to stop them is with the power of soul! Witness and be amazed at the birth of several legends at once, as Mike returns with tales from his yearly adventure at the Baltimore Comic-Con, culminating in the reveal that getting old sucks, the chronology of cosplayers, the TRUE power of the psychic mind, condescending elderly folk, and the uncomfortable feeling that a man wearing wings brings about. That was Sca...
Pulp Commentary - The Princess Bride
September 25, 2013 04:00 - 59.3 MBInconceivable! In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys - as in MB and Hero, sans Mike for the very first time - curl up in their sick beds and allow Peter Falk to read to them about a faraway magical land in which Andre the Giant is still alive, princes are douchebags, Billy Crystal is funny somehow, and the man known only as Westley is the dreamiest of all. So mount your faithful steeds and put on your six-fingered gloves, because we're setting sail with the Dread Pirate Roberts to wa...
Pulp Commentary - Friday The 13th Part 2
September 13, 2013 19:18 - 37.7 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys take a second trip to Camp Blood, formerly Camp Crystal Lake, to skinny dip, wear short shorts , and run slowly away from a hillbilly wearing a potato sack who's dealing with some serious mommy issues. Join us, on this cursed holiday, to get 80's and watch -- but barely talk about -- Friday the 13th Part 2. The body count... continues.
Ep 72 - To the Archives!
August 25, 2013 19:06 - 38.2 MBIt's an all All-Star Pulptacular! Join the boys as they take a stroll down memory lane, uncovering haunted glimpses and disturbing images key to their past through the unseen, the unforgettable, and of course, the unaccountable. And it's all brought you by the long-fabled, never before revealed contents of the mysterious PULP ARCHIVES. WITNESS... the terrible tale of the phantom of discount prices. DISCOVER... the tragic and terrifying tale of the end of Hero! BE AMAZED... as the secret tumbl...
Pulp Commentary - The Mask of Zorro
August 21, 2013 19:26 - 56.1 MBThe legend has returned! In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys aren't just two podcasters, dammit! They're Zorro! So, ride alongside us on your trusty steed Toronado as we fight for a free California by watching the 90's action classic -- starring Anthony Hopkins as a Spanish man -- THE MASK OF ZORRO!
Ep 71 - The Great Conspiracy
August 06, 2013 18:58 - 13.3 MBIn which the boys start connecting the dots only to find a bird of a different feather, rummaging through every place they can for answers! From their own past to Frankenstein's castle, listen as a grand plot begins to unfold like propellers on a zombie's face. What's that smell? Is it lilac!?
Pulp Commentary - Star Trek
July 25, 2013 01:41 - 49.9 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys discover that space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence, as they boldly go back in time and create an alternate universe to bring you this commentary for J.J. Abrams Star Trek. We also destroy Vulcan, but that's neither here nor there.
Happy Fourteenth of July from The Abominable Mister Spydee!
July 15, 2013 03:15 - 4.56 MBIn which the boys and Hero hand over the mic to their very special friend, world-infamous scientist and two-time Tony Award nominee The Abominable Mister Spydee, who has taken a break from creating Things That Should Never Be to give you folks at home a lesson in safety, friendship, and the proper way to celebrate America's favorite holiday! No, the other one. No, the other one.
Pulp Commentary - Jack Frost (1997)
July 14, 2013 22:12 - 37.9 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys will find a way! And that way is by being splashed with experimental acid and transforming into a giant killer snowman. What else did you think would happen? So, join us for Christmas in July as we sit by a roaring fire to watch the no budget horror comedy JACK FROST. He is one seriously pissed off snowcone.
Pulp Commentary - Independence Day
July 04, 2013 05:07 - 61.4 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys will not go quietly into the night! They will not vanish without a fight! They're going to record! They're going to make jokes! Because on this Fourth of July, we're going to celebrate the 90's classic -- INDEPENDENCE DAY!
Pulp Commentary - ZARDOZ
June 27, 2013 05:37 - 46.1 MBIn this very special 50th edition of Pulp Commentary, the gun is good, but the penis is evil! That's right, to celebrate fifty commentaries, the boys are going Beyond 1984, Beyond 2001, Beyond Love, Beyond Death! So, strap on your bandoliers, because we're watching the John Boorman directed trippy 1970's nonsensical extravaganza... ZARDOZ! Climb into the flying head, this is going to be something...
Pulp Commentary - Ghostbusters
June 16, 2013 20:28 - 43.3 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys are ready to believe you! So strap some untested, unlicensed, nuclear accelerators to your backs, because we're getting slimed to watch the 80's comedy classic GHOSTBUSTERS.
Ep 70 - Lube Jobb
June 11, 2013 04:33 - 25.2 MBIn which the boys discover fascinating finds in the Dollar Tree bin, including a stunning commentary on race relations in a way you wouldn't expect, evil corporate sponsors, the Indy 500 of the future, constant and sudden subliminal advertisements, rejection of the handicapped, and amazing website finds. This episode of Pulp Nightmare was brought to you by the refreshing taste of Squirt! Get it in your mouth!
Ep 69 - Col. Mustard is a BITCH (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Flexo)
June 02, 2013 21:06 - 31.2 MBIn which the boys find that the tables are once again turned, because it's time for a new Flexo Fourway! From cryptic clues to secret beginnings, listen as Mike, MB, and Hero try to decipher the mystery behind a nefarious prom plot, how turning things over solves their problems, and perhaps the most important question of all -- how DO YOU turn Flexo on? Stop beating inside my chest, Hitler!
Ep 68 - A Portrait Of A Swarthy Man
May 26, 2013 18:07 - 26.2 MBBam! In which the boys become whimsical warlocks of worthlessness, tired and trite triumvirates of the testament to one demon dog's delightful method of monstrous madness! Sling us that scandalous sleaze, Pulpo!
Pulp Commentary - Tank Girl
May 05, 2013 21:41 - 41.7 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, you better arm yourselves with the power of punk rock, you mutated kangaroo dudes, because the boys are watching the 90's cult comic book adaptation, starring the one and only Lori Petty as the eponymous ball buster and Naomi Watts as her brainy sidekick Jet Girl. Yeah, that's right. Pour yourselves a glass of water, crank up Devo, and prepare yourselves for...... TANK GIRL!
Ep 67 - Back To The Frenchman!
April 28, 2013 18:34 - 36.3 MBIn which the boys, along with Hero, attempt to uncover the truth and expose the fallacies that plague the innocent! From the chaotic ripple effect that one miscalculated joke has on the entire podcast, to the tragic downfall of an icon. The comedy takes a backseat to the real-life account of a strange series of events that take place, predictably, in Texas. But wait! Is all what it appears to be? How can the impossible happen again and again? Can the Weapon X program be roped into a real life...
Pulp Commentary - John Carter
April 22, 2013 19:52 - 55 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys find themselves in the far off land of Barsoom, where they get the hots for a Princess(of mars), meet up with some Gods(of mars) and narrowly defeat a Warlord(of mars). All the while sitting back in a hut with their good friend Tars Tarkas to watch the long awaited adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' science fiction classic: John Carter...(of Mars).
Ep 66 - The Diary of Mike Frank
April 07, 2013 18:34 - 22.6 MBIn which the boys descend into a rabbit hole of madness, through dreams and demons of time, crossing paths with the likes of Tom Waits, Winston Churchill, and Hitler along the way! We all have two faces, but are any of them white? Only The Modern KKK knows!
Pulp Commentary Redux - Street Fighter
April 04, 2013 02:51 - 41 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary Redux, the boys return to Shadaloo, and attempt to create the perfect genetic soldier! So strap in, we're going to flash some gnarly stuff in front of your eyes while you turn green, because we're re-watching the 90's classic -- STREET FIGHTER.
Pulp Commentary - Rocky IV
March 31, 2013 18:55 - 40 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys montage themselves to the cold and heartless USSR, for one reason, and one reason only -- we must break you. So, don't you dare throw that damn towel, because we're watching Rocky IV!
Pulp Commentary - Flash Gordon
March 17, 2013 20:39 - 46.7 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, we love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth! So, for God's sake, strap yourselves down! Because you're joining the boys, Mike the Merciless, his right hand man MBlytus, and insane former NASA scientist Dr. Herkoff, in watching the 1980's camp cult classic adaption of the comic strip hero... FLASH GORDON! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!
Pulp Commentary Redux - Robocop
March 10, 2013 22:01 - 42.6 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary Redux, the boys try to regain their humanity, as they've become part man, part machine, ALL podcaster. As sponsored by Omni Consumer Products, the boys return to their first commentary... ROBOCOP.
Pulp Commentary - The Slumber Party Massacre
March 07, 2013 01:06 - 33.3 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys get a slash course in terror! So, order a pizza, take a group shower, and talk that 80's talk, because we're watching the slasher favorite: The Slumber Party Massacre!
Ep 65 - Man Made, Hulk Hogan!
March 04, 2013 00:02 - 32.8 MBIn which the boys are joined once again by Hero, as they realize it's been far too long since an episode went up. To rectify this, Hero brings forth a book of WONDER! Except that it has nothing wondrous about it. Or does it? Listen as the three try and fail to decipher the ramblings of a very confused individual while making silly voices and threatening to take YOU down, Hulk Hogan!
Pulp Commentary - Sorority House Massacre
February 24, 2013 19:57 - 32.1 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, which of the boys will survive the final exam!? Join us, as we watch for the first time the 80's slasher masterpiece: Sorority House Massacre.
Pulp Commentary - Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return
February 18, 2013 00:43 - 35.4 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys return to the field, for HE lives again! Join us and He Who Walks Behind The Rows as we fulfill the final prophecy by watching the devilish sequel -- Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return!
Pulp Commentary - Judge Dredd
February 13, 2013 23:16 - 38.6 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys didn't betray the law, they are THE LAW! It's time to load up your Lawgiver, rev up your Lawmaster, and annoyingly take off your helmet, because this isn't any ordinary commentary: it's a Mega-Commentary! Why? Because we're watching the 90's Stallone epic -- JUDGE DREDD.
Pulp Commentary - Antichrist
February 10, 2013 21:28 - 45.5 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, chaos reigns -- as One Sided Commentary returns! This time, listen in horror and disgust as one of the boys mutilates his own genitalia as he watches Lars Von Trier's Antichrist!
Pulp Commentary - Mortal Kombat Annihilation
February 06, 2013 20:23 - 38.5 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys choose their destiny and test their might, as they fend of Shao Kahn's invasion forces made up of rubber monsters and plastic cyborgs. So, sit down, relax, polish your metal arms, and put on a bitchin' 90's beat, because the boys are watching the haphazardly made sequel... MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Ep 64 - Off The Grid
January 27, 2013 19:45 - 17.7 MBIn which the boys discover that the dead can come back to life and demand some goddamn answers, as they fruitlessly attempt to analyze a blunder that extends beyond their friendship, decide where the bodies are kept, enlist the South to save a life, and get positively livid. How did it escalate so fast!?
Ep 63 - Whatever Happened to the Pulp Podcaster?
January 20, 2013 21:00 - 13.6 MBIn which the last surviving boy and Hero bury their grief long enough to celebrate the life, the legend, the roller coaster of emotions that was Mike J. Napier. From the best of times to the worst of times, they relive it all, mourning that which was taken too soon and a friend to all woodland creatures everywhere, from his troubled battle with addiction to his rise to stardom on Broadway, the Oscars, and eventually, the night it all went wrong. Also featuring Megan Fox and the tears of a Sas...
Pulp Commentary - End of Days
December 26, 2012 02:26 - 49.4 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys celebrate the holidays and new year by battling a Satan infused Gabriel Byrne with the help of Kevin Pollack. Join us as we lock and load to watch the late 90's, and Schwarzenegger starring, End Of Days.
Ep 62 - The Pulp Nightmare Christmas Spooktacular
December 25, 2012 18:19 - 19.5 MBIn which one of the boys and his guest-host forget the reason for the season, and instead recover a long-suppressed memory of madness, destiny, and chicken fingers. Listen as a prophecy is fulfilled and immediately voided, a conspiracy is hatched by the most heinous fiends ever united around a poorly-crafted table, and one host overcomes his primal fears to become... The Perfect Mike.
Ep 61 - Like Having God In Your Mouth
December 17, 2012 20:03 - 17.5 MBIn which the boys go gay for Garth Ennis without even realizing it, and plot to kill cereal mascots, as they envision the horrifying true story of history's most infamous serial killer -- from torture through feeding the victim his own nose, to skinning a tiger alive, and with some involvement from Edward Norton. Listen to the origins of the monster known only as... The King.
Ep 60 - World War Sales
December 03, 2012 00:41 - 42.4 MBIn which the boys and Hero recount tales of woe and take comfort in the blood of Jesus. Listen as one of their own falls behind enemy lines, goes First Blood on discount prices, gets adopted by a loving family, shoves old ladies to the ground, and spends Black Friday buying sticky notes. Raaaargh!
Ep 59 - History's Biggest Dick
November 18, 2012 21:08 - 16.4 MBIn which the boys jettison into space and decide that being immortal is beneath them, as they go on an adventure across time that sees drunk driving aliens, the invention of painted diamonds, laboratories of doom, and the most unlikely mantle of all. Goddamn Purpleskins.
Pulp Commentary - The Poughkeepsie Tapes
November 14, 2012 23:30 - 39.4 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, it's a One-Sided Commentary! Listen in as the boys get a disturbing play by play by their good friend Hero, as he watches the unreleased faux-horror-documentary, 'The Poughkeepsie Tapes'. YOUR NAME IS SLAVE!
Pulp Commentary - The Spirit
November 07, 2012 18:35 - 43.7 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys don't like it when they have egg on their face, as they rise from the grave to battle crime bosses and femme fatales in Central City, while falling in love with every woman they meet. Tonight, our commentary screams, because we're watching the Frank Miller directed adaption of Will Eisner's The Spirit.
Pulp Commentary - Halloween 2
October 31, 2012 05:22 - 39.1 MBIn this special Halloween edition of Pulp Commentary -- the boys don't know what death is -- as they return to Haddonfield on the night of October 31st 1978, for more of the night HE came home. Join us as we avoid pervy paramedics and traverse a seemingly deserted hospital, because we're watching Halloween 2.
Ep 58 - FRANKENPULP
October 28, 2012 00:05 - 28 MBIn which the boys give into the season in an unexpected way: like mad scientists, they attempt to exhume several parts of a dead recording and stitch it together, reanimating it into a living, breathing, episode. It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!
Ep 57 - The Assassination of MB by The Coward Mike Napier
October 21, 2012 18:43 - 14.9 MBIn which the boys shrink the kids and dig for lost treasure at sea, as they enter a stream of consciousness that even they can't keep up with. From a life as chain smoking newspaper editors, to the plot of Weekend At Bernie's 2. Listen to a true testament of horror as MB dares to enter... The Mikescape.
Ep 56 - Go, Go, Power Believers!
October 07, 2012 20:45 - 20.3 MBIn which the boys and Hero embark on a secret crusade against the forces of Norsefire and discover the proper use for amazeballs, entertain celebrity boxing with the creators of Sandman and Spawn, get biblical because it's awesome, and discover the greatest missed opportunity of the 90's. Alpha! Find five teenagers who believe in God!
Pulp Commentary - Super Mario Bros. The Movie
September 26, 2012 20:56 - 45 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys grab a power-up and attempt to rescue the Princess the only way they know how... trusting the fungus. So, strap on your Thwomp Stomper's because we're watching 'Super Mario Bros. The Movie'. This ain't no game.
Ep 55 - Shut Up, Bruce Willis!
September 23, 2012 23:23 - 18.4 MBIn which the boys leap into tiger pens and assault old women, as they're joined by an unsual guest that disrupts the show on numerous occasions. Amidst the maddening task of dealing with his rudeness, a new installment of MB's Newsdesk is attempted! Emphasis on attempted.
Pulp Commentary - Twin Peaks "Pilot"
September 19, 2012 05:30 - 41 MBIn this edition of Pulp Commentary, The Bookhouse Boys journey beneath the sycamore trees, as they find themselves in a mysterious little town that's not all it seems. Fire walk with us, as we do commentary for the Pilot episode of Twin Peaks. Damn fine commentary, Diane. Damn fine commentary.
Ep 54 - Walking Behind Tuxedo Mask
September 16, 2012 17:48 - 23.8 MBIn which the boys set their sights on junkies and flirt with booth babes, as Mike returns to the 2012 Baltimore Comic-Con in a follow-up trip that puts him face to face with Shopping M. Bison, a chance encounter with the man that co-created Ra's Al Ghul, cosplay food lines, and a professed love for freaks. He wrote it on Batman's cape!
Ep 53 - Pulp Expo 2012
September 02, 2012 03:27 - 18.4 MBIn which the boys look to the future! And find nothing but weird inventions that will take them across the stars. From the world's most unlikely source of cancer, to a wall that can't stop screaming, this is the Pulp Expo!