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Ep 87 - Satan's Man Cave

November 30, 2014 20:36 - 15.3 MB

In which the boys, once again joined by Hero, return to an old classic - MB's Newsdesk! And unfortunately so, because it details a real life tragedy that is mocked relentlessly and without class. Which mysterious foe of Pulp Days Past returns to taunt the trio? Only the Equestrians know, and they're too busy playing poor to care. He was sober that night! Really, he said he was! Don't you check the facts, America!

The Pulping Dead 5x07 'Crossed'

November 25, 2014 17:17 - 8.39 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB hail Hydra! But despite continuing to swear their allegiance to The Red Skull, even in the zombie apocalypse, they still manage to discuss "Crossed," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

The Pulping Dead 5x06 'Consumed'

November 18, 2014 22:28 - 12.1 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB don't even know what to think some days. But as they wander from place to place, they discuss "Consumed," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

Ep 86 - The Trilogy Of Terror!

November 16, 2014 20:51 - 26.2 MB

In which the boys, joined by Hero, find themselves heading into a downward spiral of madness that only escalates with each tale of the twisted! How could cosplay go so wrong, and where the hell is Dave? What horror lurks beneath the recesses of one man's toilet seat, and how could it have endangered one podcaster's very life? Who is the Patron Saint of F**k-Ups, and why is he so racist?! These answers and more are revealed! No, damn you, not his toes! Is nothing sacred?!

Pulp Commentary - Friday The 13th Part 5: A New Beginning

November 14, 2014 20:47 - 38.1 MB

In this special accursed edition of Pulp Commentary, the unkillable may have been killed, but the dreams of Voorhees still haunt us! On the most fake of evil days, this devilish Friday the 14th, we journey back into a randomly confined house in the woods to face our greatest fear -- Stand In Slasher-Man Killer Guy! For this time, there is no Jason for us to fall back on. No Camp Crystal Lake. No machete. Not even a single god damn red stripe! We're in a nightmare of unfathomably 80's propor...

The Pulping Dead 5x05 'Self Help'

November 11, 2014 21:47 - 19.1 MB

In which Sheriff Mike, One-Legged MB and James 'T-Tendons' Lewis are, and I quote, "fun guys." But once they're finished hosing down the undead, they discuss "Self Help," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

Ep 85 - Elfman Style

November 02, 2014 20:52 - 31.2 MB

In which the tables have turned, the game has changed, and the looking glass faces another! The dreaded things that mingle within the chthonian darkness of your faithful hosts, once again, clambers it's way to the surface; but this time it is Mike who has to venture into... The MBscape.

Pulp Commentary - Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

October 31, 2014 19:44 - 40.7 MB

In this special edition of Pulp Commentary, the EVIL finally comes out of it's year long coma. But enough about Dr. Loomis, we're here for Michael Myers! The Rise of The Thorn begins here tonight, on this day of Samhain, because we continue our killer tradition with: HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS.

The Pulping Dead 5x03 'Four Walls And A Roof'

October 28, 2014 21:28 - 13.1 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB mourn the loss of BOB. What!? You think every description gotta be FUNNY!? This is Bob we're talking about, you heartless bastards! Ahem. Anyway. After brutally killing those who took Bob away from us, we discuss "Four Walls and a Roof," the newest episode of The Walking Dead. WHY, BOB, WHY!?

Pulp Commentary - Night of The Creeps

October 22, 2014 23:43 - 38 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, your podcasters are here; the bad news is -- THEY'RE DEAD. So, you better welcome your new space slug overlords, spanky, and pop an 80's brewski while you're at it. Because we're watching: NIGHT OF THE CREEPS!

The Pulping Dead 5x02 'Strangers'

October 21, 2014 22:55 - 10.2 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB lead you all into a trap to steal your squirrels. You don't have any squirrels, you say? Well... this is awkward. Would you like to eat a severed leg instead? While munching on Phil's leg, let's discuss "Strangers," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

The Pulping Dead 5x01 'No Sanctuary'

October 14, 2014 21:36 - 12.6 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB eat people. What? It's in vogue, man! Don't look at us like that. Our delicacies aside, we also discuss, over a slow roasted Phil, the season five premiere of The Walking Dead, "No Sanctuary."

Ep 84 - FRY 'EM!

October 11, 2014 21:22 - 26.4 MB

In which the boys recount the last part of a real-life trilogy gone awry and get real with everyone, telling tales of woe and misfortune that results in some disturbing implications. Was he guilty of assaulting her? Did the conspiracy ring true? What the hell does yeast have to do with any of it? And if that weren't enough, Mike unintentionally journeys into The Phantom Zone and finds himself touching Coke, experiencing visions of the bizarre and the microscopic, and suffering a defeat at the...

Pulp Commentary - THE ROCKETEER

August 31, 2014 00:17 - 46.2 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys ask you... WHERE... IS... THE ROCKET!? No idea? Well, can you at least reveal to us the identity of The Laughing Bandit? WHAT!? Good heavens, it's Sir Reginald!? But enough about us learning various secrets, because tonight we're strapping a jetpack on, wearing the most art-deco helmet in history, and battling evil nazi Timothy Dalton atop a blimp! Let it be printed in all the old timey spinning newspapers that we're watching THE ROCKETEER! And t...

Ep 83 - Batman, No! Finale: Robin, No!

August 17, 2014 18:17 - 38.3 MB

Can it really be the end?! The boys certainly hope so, as Frank Miller's all-star magnum opus of mental instability comes to a terrifying conclusion. Gotham City has seen it's share of freaks, but how will it deal with costumed vigilante sex, chemistry lessons gone awry, hatred of the sun, butlers who like to dress little boys, that damned idiot Hal Jordan, clowns inexplicably covered with dragon tattoos, hatred of the sun, murderous twelve-year olds with lemonade, hatred of the sun; and wors...

Ep 82 - Batman, No! Part Two: The Damning of Diana

August 03, 2014 19:37 - 28.3 MB

In further horrifying insights into the all-star life of The Dark Knight, the boys discover that heroes aren't all that they're cracked up to be as plastic men run rampant, the Irish speak nonsense, the shirtlessness continues, collarbones and brain injuries make a speedy recovery, madness is an upside down face, and precious blood is spilled. Hal Jordan, you useless bastard.

Ep 81 - Batman, No! Part One: The Endless Ride

July 28, 2014 01:50 - 35.1 MB

In this special epic of retarded all-star proportions, the boys take a break from their usual bouts of insanity to take a trip to... Gotham City?! Well, maybe this won't be so bad. Except, wait... Is that The Batmobile? Murdering cops?! And is that a terrified boy inside?! Why does he keep clenching his fist?! Who's the shirtless british guy?! Is that woman Irish?! Who's the man running across water and why does he keep saying "damn"?! What in god's name is a robot machine?! Why is the boy ea...

Ep 80 - Walton Madness!

June 22, 2014 19:27 - 32.5 MB

In which the boys delve deep into the nightly recesses of America's #1 poverty retailer in order to discover it's horrifying secrets, from mysterious rooms hidden behind a veil of flat-screen televisions to the craziest back room dweller of all - with each story peeling back a new layer of insanity in one of the co-hosts! Then, it's social darwinism, as the first video game reality show is plotted in intricate detail to the point of almost certain arrest, one desperate man just tries to find ...

Pulp Commentary - Friday The 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter

June 13, 2014 21:50 - 39.1 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, we once again find ourselves on a doomed 80's camping trip. But is it... for the final time? Due to movie executive greed, NO, it is not. We'll pretend though, 'kay? So, shed a tear, light your vigils, and be TERRIFIED of Little Corey Feldman; for Jason's time is at an end(until we need money). Tonight we watch: FRIDAY THE 13TH PART FOUR: THE FINAL CHAPTER. Featuring Crispin 'McFly' Glover!

Ep 79 - Time-Tripping David Bowie

May 19, 2014 01:51 - 17.4 MB

In which the boys aren't gonna talk about Judy. Mike and Hero aren't gonna talk about her at ALL. Because in a week of spectacular trailers, they're hung up on a return to their favorite small town, where laxatives are met with outrage and the prom queens vibrate. Where's our ax? WE'RE HUNGRY.

Ep 78 - The Horror At 3AM

May 04, 2014 21:14 - 28.2 MB

In which one of the boys discovers that the most terrifying thing of all is embracing life itself! Embarking on a journey of self discovery and laundry detergent that leads to the strangest overnight sub-culture of all, the time Thomas Jane and LL Cool J avenged the death of a parrot, and what the hell that head-sock that Gambit of the X-Men wore really was. All before diving into the real teeth of the matter: where Venom can stick that goddamn tongue. Dammit, Professor X! Stop being a dick f...

The Pulping Dead 4x16 'A'

April 02, 2014 22:42 - 20.1 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB... arrive... to talk about "A," the Season Four finale of The Walking Dead. What? Did you think they were going to be eaten by a band of cannibals or something? You clearly don't know who you're [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] with.

The Pulping Dead 4x15 'Us'

March 28, 2014 19:30 - 18.7 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB fight over a skewered rabbit that's been kept out in the hot Georgia sun and stored in a garbage bag. But before they ate it and were stricken with a mysterious and sure to be unrelated illness, they discussed "Us," the newest episode of The Walking Dead. This episode's claimed.

Pulp Commentary - Vampire's Kiss

March 28, 2014 01:29 - 64.7 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys - meaning MB and Hero, triumphantly returning for their second Mike-less commentary - discover love in the big city and allow their loneliness to drive them INSANE, resulting in eaten cockroaches, the wooden stakes of the homeless, precarious plastic teeth, and one jerk of a noctural flying mammal who just won't go away. A! B! C! D! E! F! G! H! I! J! K! L! M! N! O! PULP COMMENTARY FOR VAMPIRE'S KISS! This commentary is a vampire.

The Pulping Dead 4x14 'The Grove'

March 19, 2014 23:25 - 14.7 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB have to make the hard choice, and put their beloved guest host, James 'T-Tendons' Lewis down... just... just look at the flowers, James. But don't worry, before they put one through the back of his head, they remembered to discuss their thoughts on "The Grove," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

Pulp Commentary - FACE/OFF

March 09, 2014 23:26 - 49.3 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, Special Agent MB Archer swears vengeance against the terrorist Castor Mike for shooting his beloved Batman doll six years ago. But when Castor Mike threatens to blow up all of Pulpopolis, MB Archer must do the unthinkable and trade faces with his long-hated enemy in order for the two of them to, A: Have a speed boat chase, and B: sit down and watch John Woo's 1997 action classic, FACE/OFF. This one's for you, Pinkus.

The Pulping Dead 4x12 'Still'

March 05, 2014 23:03 - 8.86 MB

In which Sheriff Mike & One-Legged MB burn down a perfectly safe and reliable shelter in the middle of the apocalypse. Their bad decisions aside, they also talk about "Still," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

The Pulping Dead 4x11 'Claimed'

February 26, 2014 23:07 - 13.3 MB

In which Sheriff Mike hides under a bed, and One-Legged MB chokes on crazy cheese. But despite their pathetic states, they're still able to discuss "Claimed," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

The Pulping Dead 4x10 'Inmates'

February 20, 2014 22:37 - 19.2 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB search for hope, all the while find themselves looking pretty badass in riot gear. But they reach the end of the tracks in time to discuss "Inmates," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

The Pulping Dead 4x10 'Inmates

February 20, 2014 22:37 - 19.2 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB search for hope, all the while find themselves looking pretty badass in riot gear. But they reach the end of the tracks in time to discuss "Inmates," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

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February 20, 2014 22:37 - 19.2 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB search for hope, all the while find themselves looking pretty badass in riot gear. But they reach the end of the tracks in time to discuss "Inmates," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

Ep 77 - DEATH BY PULP ASSOCIATION

February 16, 2014 18:56 - 26.2 MB

In which the boys found America, putting everything in perspective through a series of GAMES. But that's not all! In a rarely seen glimpse behind the very souls of they who tell tales of the unaccountable, they discover what it means to grow up as the child of a supervillain, the missed opportunities that Jenga has to offer, the insidious connection between a certain German monarch and a world famous film composer, and logic be damned, how Spider-Man and 300 manage to fit into it all. Serious...

The Pulping Dead 4x09 "After"

February 12, 2014 20:54 - 12.8 MB

In which Sheriff Mike falls into a coma and One-Legged MB eats his weight in pudding. Thankfully, they get their heads together and find some sanctuary in time to discuss "After," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

Ep 76 - The Lion, The Mirror, and The Beast

February 02, 2014 07:54 - 21.2 MB

In which the boys lose their fingers and their minds, revisiting some of their most frightening experiences - most of them being experiences they were never there for, but semantics. Grab your gas masks and military ponchos for this one, because Pulp Nightmare is back, baby. Back and all over your face!

Pulp Commentary - American Psycho

December 25, 2013 19:36 - 43.3 MB

In this Xmas edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys have no more barriers to cross. All they have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the commentaries they have recorded and their utter indifference toward them... they have now surpassed. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. No deeper knowledge can be extracted from our jokes. This commentary for AMERICAN PSYCHO has meant nothing. But join us for it anyway, you stupid yuppie bastard...

Pulp Commentary - Friday The 13th Part 3

December 14, 2013 01:44 - 40.6 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys watch a harrowing coming of age tale about a boy, lost after the tragic death of his mother, discovering his destiny and becoming the icon he was always meant to be... by donning a hockey mask and hacking through sexed up teens with a machete. Yes, it is time we take another trip into the woods, and watch the slasher classic: Friday The 13th Part 3... IN 3-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

The Pulping Dead 4x08 "Too Far Gone"

December 05, 2013 03:14 - 27.4 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB, with the ever faithful James 'T-Tendons' Lewis at their side, lose everything they've worked so hard to protect to a one-eyed psycho riding a tank -- and not all of them make it out alive. Luckily, One-Legged MB comes back as a zombie and reattaches his head so he can join the two in discussing "Too Far Gone," the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead.

Pulp Commentary - Phantasm

November 30, 2013 01:38 - 37.2 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys wander down the empty halls of Morningside Mortuary, trying to avoid death traps in the form of flying balls and undead midget slaves! All the while, hearing the dark and demented bellows of "BOOOYYY!" in the distance behind them. Yes, keep your eyes closed, and don't look up, because The Tall Man is watching you! Meanwhile, we'll be watching PHANTASM.

Ep 75 - The Pulp Nightmare Thanksgiving Spooktacular

November 28, 2013 23:02 - 19.4 MB

In which the boys ask... why?

The Pulping Dead 4x07 "Dead Weight"

November 27, 2013 21:44 - 14.7 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB DON'T WANT IT! THEY DON'T WANT IT! THEY DON'T WANT IT! But after dragging their former right hand man into a zombie pit and hanging their laundry, they discuss "Dead Weight," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

The Pulping Dead 4x06 "Live Bait"

November 20, 2013 23:53 - 19.2 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB are joined by special guest, James 'T-Tendons' Lewis, as they burn down their once great kingdom and wander lost through the wastelands. Thankfully, they're spotted by a kind family and given fresh haircuts so they can discuss "Live Bait," the newest episode of The Walking Dead and the return of The Governor.

Pulp Commentary - Batman & Robin

November 15, 2013 21:04 - 44.9 MB

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys feel a chill coming on. A really stupid, rubber nipple fitted, over the top, campy, chill. So, prepare for a bitter harvest and freeze in hell! And other manner of ice puns, because we're watching, BATMAN & ROBIN. Never leave the cave without it.

The Pulping Dead 4x05 "Internment"

November 13, 2013 23:06 - 13.6 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB are saved from choking on their own blood by a half-man half-robot farmer with faith made of steel! With a breathing tube firmly down their throats, they actually manage to discuss "Internment," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.... Huh... does... does anybody hear that creepy whistling? It sounds... wait... COULD IT BE!?

The Pulping Dead 4x04 "Indifference"

November 07, 2013 01:46 - 15.8 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB constantly fight the urge to say the title of this episode, as they go on a run and lose the nicest God damn watch in all of the zombie apocalypse. Luckily, they return to the prison in time to discuss "Indifference," the newest episode of The Walking Dead. WARNING: The Governor isn't in this recap either.

The Pulping Dead 4x03 "Isolation"

November 01, 2013 00:59 - 12.4 MB

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB come to grips with how easy it is to lose control, and discover that to survive you must sometimes hit a lot of zombies with a hammer. But thankfully they stave off disease long enough to discuss the events of "Isolation," the latest episode of The Walking Dead, and how Season Four is shaping up so far.

Pulp Commentary - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

October 31, 2013 20:07 - 38.5 MB

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, it's been ten long years, but now the boys have awakened, slipped their Shatner faces back on, and are making their way back to Haddonfield -- to continue what they started! So, join us this Hallow's Eve by grabbing your nearest kitchen knife, because we're resuming our bloody tradition by watching: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. It's going to be one hell of a family reunion.

Pulp Commentary - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

October 30, 2013 18:34 - 41.6 MB

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, it's time to celebrate your favorite holiday, kids! So, collect all your candy and plop yourselves down in front of the television set with us -- and don't forget to wear your masks! Because we're watching Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Brought to you by your fine friends at The Silver Shamrock Novelties Company.

Pulp Commentary - Re-Animator

October 24, 2013 19:25 - 38.9 MB

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, the boys want to introduce you to a very good friend of theirs. His name is Herbert West, and while he may seem weird, he actually has a very good head on his shoulders. And another one in a dish on his desk. So, pull yourself off that morgue slab with a little help from the re-agent, and join us in watching the horror favorite -- RE-ANIMATOR.

Pulp Commentary - The Abominable Dr. Phibes

October 16, 2013 21:41 - 41.6 MB

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, NINE killed her! NINE shall die! We have come back from the dead for revenge, with nine diabolical curses! Each one more comedically based than the last! So, to avoid our vengeful wrath, you should join us and our clockwork band this week, as we watch possibly the most terrifying film you'll ever see..... THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES! Love means never having to say you're ugly.

Ep 74 - The Great Conspiracy II: The Children of Nimrod

October 15, 2013 00:11 - 25.3 MB

In which the boys discover that the conspiracy runs deeper than they ever could have imagined, MAN. Shocking truths are revealed in bulk after a chance encounter with a time-jumping metalhead, who's travelled very far to warn of the perils in a future gone wrong, and tells us how Pulp Nightmare can set things right! Ever wondered why there are so many Walmarts? How deep the government probe really goes? Why so many celebrities are dying?! What the sinister counterpart of the Blackula Hunters ...

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