Proper Ebonics Podcast

Stacking Skips

July 11, 2020 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MB

Kirk and Alan talk about the concept of a Karen, appropriating Uno, and of course, Linda Ellerbee.

State Property 7 w. Sam Ike

June 30, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

Comedian Sam Ike joins the lunch table to discuss comedy, race, and the Ying Yang Twins. S/o to microwaves and Brooke T.

Racial Pandemic

June 18, 2020 13:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MB

Kirk and Alan discuss Chappelle's new special 8:46, Democrats auditioning for a role in Black Panther 2, and other topics that will make you say Whoo-ha!

Kirk explores biracial existentialism while on a Kayak; Alan recaps clocking a racist. Oh and there's a pandemic. Stop reading this and just download the episode. Full Video Available here----> https://youtu.be/N8RpaSruSUg

Post Drizzle Wave

June 10, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

Kirk explores biracial existentialism while on a Kayak; Alan recaps clocking a racist. Oh and there's a pandemic. Stop reading this and just download the episode. Full Video Available here----> https://youtu.be/N8RpaSruSUg

"Do The Right Thing."

May 31, 2020 16:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

Kirk and Alan share their thoughts on the murder of George Floyd, the live protests, and how social media has responded. Let's not forget Amy Cooper and Joe Biden.This episode is dedicated to those who have lost their lives in the name of injustice and also to black birdwatchers. How To Help: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/politics/a32701730/how-to-help-george-floyd-donate/

Off The Muscle

May 27, 2020 14:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MB

Alan puts step-daddys in check while Kirk has a case of the Thursdays. Also: a Lisa Kudrow namedrop* Outro Song- https://open.spotify.com/track/72h15AWFKf8KwJVc4URCqI?si=i2FAm_ucQ1CqU1_HjW3d0g Full Video Episode- https://youtu.be/wA-3FHcgiN8

Don't DM That

May 13, 2020 14:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MB

Kirk elaborates on #NoPornMay and Alan's DMs get concerning. They talk about other stuff too, stop being such a crab about it.

Ellen vs The People

May 05, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MB

Kirk and Alan pop off on multiple celebrities. Will the celebs clap back? Only time and IG Challenge post will tell.

Hey it's Oprah Ft. Oprah Keys

April 28, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MB

Comedian Oprah Keys joins the two to discuss integrating comedy into day jobs, facemask etiquette, and what's it like to have the name Oprah. You can find out even more about Oprah on her website: oprahkeys.com

Mom's on Tik Tok

April 17, 2020 14:00 - 59 minutes - 41.3 MB

Kirk and Alan agree that they are both anti-pandemic. The two discuss the rules of quarantining, cyber roast battles, and Kirk dissing his mom two weeks in a row.

CDC Approved

April 06, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

Alan begins roasting people on IG and Kirk sneaks his way into a virtual yoga class. They are both handling this shut down like true diligent opportunist.

Virtual Streets

March 29, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MB

Kirk and Alan respond to a global pandemic in a way only they know how: talking about comedy and hip hop. Virtual PE has commenced.

Purple Tear Drop

March 06, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

Snoop Dogg shares one of Alan's memes and Kirk has been doing more squats. You get the gist.

Haters & Potatos

March 03, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

Kirk and Alan kick back relax and let themselves go. Peace to forgiveness, potatoes, and biters

Don't Quit the Bit (w. Ngoc Bui)

February 11, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

Comedian Ngoc Bui joins the episode where they discuss "too soon" comedy, watching people bomb, and Alan sleeping through the Superbowl. S/o to Kyle Neff

Bro Bono

January 29, 2020 05:00 - 54 minutes - 37.7 MB

Kirk and Alan nearly come to blows over scheduling conflicts. Will PE survive? Probably.

Live From The Lizard Lounge

January 18, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MB

Kirk and Alan record their first live episode at The Chameleon Club. Featured guests include Producer Pat George, Ashley Pontius, and Charles Banyard. Put your sunglasses on for this one.

Single Juice

January 07, 2020 23:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

Kirk is single and has a bad first date with his Urologist; Alan grows his hair out and shares advice for new comics. Happy 2020

Casual Entounters W. Jarrod Micale

December 31, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

Comedian Jarrod Micale joins the episode where the gang discuss one-liner comedy, snake escapades, and how Jarrod came up with his upcoming Craigslist themed show. Do it.

@okboomer

December 03, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MB

Kirk and Alan discuss their jive turkey plans for Thanksgiving. Then they break down what makes a comedian, politics, and some hip hop. You already know.

Log Off!

November 19, 2019 21:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MB

Kirk and Alan don't like when you vent online; in this episode, they vent about it. They also talk Popeye's, the grime of open mics, and T.I.: The Hyman Detective

No Blackface Awareness Day

October 31, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MB

In a Halloween edition of PE, Alan and Kirk share their perspectives on bullying, Kanye's new album, and a bunch of other things, you ghoul. You can't see it, but they're both dressed as bananas.

TB: Double Digiths Feat. Audrie Marsh

October 14, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 47 MB

A rewind episode of when we were joined by our first guest, the bonafide Audrie Marsh. The three talk Louis C.K's return to stand up, theme song disputes, and apathy towards voting. They also learned how recognizable Alan's nipples are.

BYOBook Feat. LeMaire Lee

October 02, 2019 20:00 - 1 hour - 53.9 MB

The team is joined by very funny comedian LeMaire Lee. They discuss several topics that include the extinction of black people, performing comedy while sad, and breaking habits. For more of LeMaire, check out his podcast, Alt-Black.

Happy Birthday Beyoncé

September 11, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

The two review "Sticks and Stones" by Chappelle, talk online trolls, and both of their past thug behavior. Please, click on our face.

Happy Birthday Beyoncé

September 11, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

The two review "Sticks and Stones" by Chappelle, talk online trolls, and both of their past thug behavior. Please, click on our face.

"The Reboot" with Jackie Benhayon

August 23, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 54.3 MB

PE Inc. is joined by special guest Jackie Benhayon. They discuss Jackie's comedy origins, Jay Z in the NFL, and why Alan wouldn't date Julia Roberts. Call a doctor: this one is spine-tingling.

Grandma Dust

August 20, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 44 MB

Alan gets passionate about not caring and Kirk tries his best to not fall asleep. S/o to Redbull and melatonin.

Funky on a Kayak

August 06, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MB

In a segment heavy ep, the two review Aziz Ansari's new special, breakdown confident vs cocky, and Kirk's plans to kidnap a cat. We ask that members of The Behive direct their hate mail to Alan's DMs. Both Kirk and Alan will be performing in South Philly on 8/17. Further details coming soon.

TB: The “N” Word

July 29, 2019 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

Alan records the episode right after breaking his hand in a physical altercation. This leads into a talk on racism who can say the "N" word. How poignant of us. *This episode is a re-release.

Bars is Back (Feat. Joey Tipedino)

July 15, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 45 MB

Comedian Joey Tipedino is in the building. Topics include Little Mermaid outrage, A review of Midsommar, and Joey's recent brush with the comedy police. They also introduce two new segments, because structure is key. S/o to Annapolis.

@ George Carlin

July 07, 2019 17:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MB

The two renovate the podcast live on air because the streets have no curtains. They discuss iconic comics that don't make them laugh, choreographed dances, and Alan's continued phobia of dating white women. And more stuff, probably. If you go to a baseball game, wear a hardhat.

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