Proper Ebonics Podcast
139 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsComedian Alan Massenburg and Kirk Griffiths share their takes on current events, pop culture and topics that the streets will love!
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Episodes
Whale Watching
January 25, 2022 23:24 - 48 minutes - 66.6 MBAlan outlines plans to level up and Kirk's hoe ass ends up in the ER.
Fluff, PA
January 14, 2022 13:07 - 59 minutes - 81.4 MBThe duo rings in the '22 by discussing times where it is acceptable to cancel on a show, the 10 year challenge trend, and Antonio Brown. Happy New Year!
Jolly Days
December 30, 2021 01:58 - 1 hour - 85.1 MBOn this post-xmas edition, Alan details his covid recovery and Kirk cuts his hair. The two also discuss Jay Z versus, morality in sex work, and how the normalization of tiktok dances can impact how we process grief.
Bumped!
December 08, 2021 11:10 - 54 minutes - 75 MBKirk and Alan discuss the ins and outs of getting bumped at a comedy show. They also touch on mini-specials, tips on contacting out of state bookers, and if a joke can ever be too soon.
Keeping it 100 with Setoiyo
November 10, 2021 03:11 - 1 hour - 112 MBPE Inc. celebrate the 100th episode of the show with the very funny Setoiyo. They discuss Setoiyo's choice to move from Ohio to do comedy in Philly, the highlights of hosting The Raven Lounge, and ediquitte when opening for a national headliner. They also preview UFC 268. Welcome to the triple digits, Honeydawgs.
Unproblematic Kings
November 01, 2021 19:29 - 55 minutes - 76.5 MBKirk and Alan complete their final double-digit ep while discussing passport issues, comedy protests, and preparation for a ghostwriting-themed show.
Open Mic Woes
October 20, 2021 00:09 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MBThe Closer! Meek Mill's promo bus! Examining the mind set of open micers! Kirk and Alan discuss these matters in more for ep #98.
Honeydawgs
October 06, 2021 20:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MBAlan is perplexed by NBA players being anti-vax and Kirk gets vexed when a comic doesn't follow him back on IG. Also discussed: R. Kelly, Jon Jones, and a book review of Notes From Underground.
Take the $500k
September 22, 2021 13:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBKirk relives his battle with a flood, getting shingles, and living the hotel life. Alan provides comedic support by discussing the topics of parallel thinking, hangover treatments, and the pros and cons of parasocial relationships
Neck Pillow Delight
September 08, 2021 16:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBSubmitting to the heat, the duo ditch their shirts and embrace sensuality. They discuss the Crate Challenge, Bishop Sycamore, and Alan provides a life-changing Proper suggestion.
And Friends
August 19, 2021 04:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBKirk and Alan get uninvited to Barack Obama's birthday party. They instead use the time to record this episode; discussing celebrities not bathing, LOX vs Dipset, and booker shows gone wrong.
The Next Testament
August 05, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBKirk wants to reboot the Bible and Alan has pest patrol tips. Other topics: Simone Biles, Da Baby, and a review of HBO's Woodstock '99 documentary
Butterfly Kisses
July 29, 2021 04:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBToolslut and Big Twist join forces to discuss billionares in space, bombing in Phenoxville, and reicarnation.
10 Minute Special
July 14, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBThis week the two discuss The Olympics, posting stand up material online, and why and not a pedicure may be the move for you.
Yard Sale Wives
July 02, 2021 04:00 - 59 minutes - 41.2 MBWe chop it up about the mainstream discovering Juneteeth while forgetting about Father's Day, unwritten rules of comedy and going maskless. Also, if you're tired of having no luck with online dating, we drop some tips that can change your life
Breadwinner
June 19, 2021 14:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBWhen is FWB ever a good idea? Has VP Harris been to Europe yet? How important are follow-ups in comedy? Wah gwaan, let's discuss.
The Documentary
June 16, 2021 13:00 - 50 minutes - 34.7 MBKirk gets community backlash for not tipping the paperboy; Alan discovers a love for botany, but will his lacrosse teammates tease him for it? This episode is 2 weeks old, deal with it. Aa
Mask Off w. Anthony Moore
May 19, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBAnthony Moore joins the podcast to discuss fitness in comedy, J. Cole's new album, and experiences with difficult bookers. You can follow Anthony on all platforms @allthatandmoore.
The Fresh Prince of LA
May 12, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBAlan comes back from LA without picking up a cocaine habit; Kirk reviews the movie Gaslight, or at least that's what he thinks. Share this episode with your work mom.
Test Your Might
April 27, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.2 MBKirk goes to New Orleans and is seduced by vampires; will cops have to complete community service at MassHysterical Inc.? In this episode, words are had and dips are bagged.
Dark Man X Rises
April 13, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBThe zeitgeist takes a hit with the passing of DMX; Alan hints at a super secret project; Kirk prepares to hand feed an alligator.
IC3PEAK vs Murda Mook
April 07, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBKirk and Alan break bread while discussing Lil X Nas, Double Impact 4, IG for kids, and some other topics that will enhance their P4P rankings
Curb Your Hate
March 31, 2021 21:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBKirk and Alan examine the recent hate crime from Atlanta. What would they do if they witnessed IRL discrimination? The answer involves calf kicks.
Curb Your Hate
March 31, 2021 21:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBKirk and Alan examine the recent hate crime from Atlanta. What would they do if they witnessed IRL discrimination? The answer involves calf kicks.
Tony Hawk vs M. Chestnut
March 17, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBKirk bumps into his long lost twin sister at a Jamba Juice; Alan details the grand opening of his new sushi shop, We Be Rollin'. Use your stimulus checks to buy some LLCs.
Floral Blossom
March 10, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBIs Alan Vegan now? Why has Kirk been asked to get fully nude for a physical? Other topics: UFC 259, cancelling weight-cutting, and Coming 2 America.
Icky Man
February 24, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MBKirk and Alan discuss Chris Delia's recent video, Ted Cruz building sand castles in Cancun, and other related topics that will stimulate the brain as one drives to a nearby Wawa.
Neutral Energy
February 17, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBThis episode is about forgiveness, false equivalents, and shrimp tails.
False Superiority
February 10, 2021 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBKirk remembers that he once heard a hamster talk in tongues; Alan ties himself to a tree from his childhood so that gentrifiers won't take it down. Damn, this episode is pretty serious.
Live, Laugh, Wine
February 05, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThe boys discuss some important business. This episode has character. For Full video of each episode, subscribe here---> https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLykjBBRhoU11tCENU7-gMdF-JYqZ4DRKx
Live, Laugh, Wine
February 05, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThe boys discuss some important business. This episode has character. For Full video of each episode, subscribe here---> https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLykjBBRhoU11tCENU7-gMdF-JYqZ4DRKx
Comedians Stink
January 26, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MBWhy do comedians smell like soggy doritos? Also, Kirk exercises social media toxins out of his system and Alan let's the people know which former president can get it on sight.
Honey Dick
January 18, 2021 22:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBKirk and Alan vocally process the attack on Capitol Hill. Trigger warning: this episode involves repressed memories and french vocabulary.
Comical Ideations Ft. Keane Cobb
January 11, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBComedian Keane Cobb joins Bubba Ray and D-Von to discuss hosting at the Raven Lounge, Mitch McTurtle, and making Black women proud. Start your New Year proper by checking out Keane's podcast, Alt-Black.
Durag Season
January 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBAlan aims to be more active on Twitter; Kirk recalls the time his nudes were leaked. Oh, and a Wonder Women 1984 review.
NYE Laugh-a-Thon w. Jim Bryan
December 27, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 47.4 MBJim Bryan, comedian and owner of Church of Satire Comedy Club, speaks on running a venue during lockdowns. Jim also gives insight on booking and what makes a video submission stand out. Church of Satire will be running a virtual NYE Laugh-A-Thon that will include various forms of creative content.
Thanks Smack
December 21, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBKirk gets wine drunk and reveals his political crush; Alan makes it on WorldstarHipHop and recounts his stud days. What a Tuesday night banger. For Full video episodes ---> https://youtu.be/NGeI8tnnlTA
Wet Pockets
December 15, 2020 05:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MBKirk agrees to do an indoor show and is now anxious about it; Alan agrees to fight Logan Paul on behalf of Floyd Mayweather. What's up?
Emotional Bandwidth
November 29, 2020 15:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBKirk brags about his new life as a title holder for a Honda Accord and Alan questions eyebrow maintenance and bummy Thanksgiving guests.
270 Feat. Juan Carlos
November 12, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBYour two troubled angels are joined by the host of The Revisionary Podcast, Juan Carlos. Discussion lands on race, secret comedy shows, and live reactions to Joe Biden being protected as the 46th Prez of the US of da da da da A.
Macroaggressions
November 03, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MBIn this Halloween recording, Kirk recalls a chilling interaction had with a motorcyclist and Alan features for a comedy titan. Hey, did the president change? Writing this before Election Day.
Instagram Court
October 25, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBKirk and Alan are back on their bullshit. Just playing; they never left.
Hug-a-Thug
October 06, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 52.9 MBComedian David James joins the episode to discuss Trump getting CoVid, comfort levels for outdoor shows, and David's views on snitching. Make sure to check out David's podcast: The Ambiguously Black Duo.
The Prostate Gland
September 28, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBThe two bad boys strap up for politics-heavy discussion. RIP RBG and s/o to prostate exploration.
Long Live The Lizard
September 08, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes - 36.4 MBKirk breaks down his September sleep experiment and Alan is challenged by his greatest fear while performing at a park. This episode is dedicated to The Chameleon Club and Meek Mill.
Delete This One
August 31, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBAlan recalls the glory of being able to perform live again and Kirk shows his true colors when discussing an iconic comedian. Oh, and Cuties.
The Grand Inquisitor
August 21, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBKirk is put to the test as he tries to explain the war on stamps; Alan reveals that he be crabbin'. This episode is brought to you by the Opression Olympics.
With A Passion!
August 12, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 45.6 MBKirk and Alan recount the time Ellen DeGeneres stepped on their sand castle. They talk about other stuff too... but the sand castle tale is takes up a good bulk of the episode.
Polident Ad
August 04, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBKanye for President? Mike Tyson is back in the ring? DMX vs Snoop Dogg? Kirk and Alan try to make sense of the nation's current events.
Off The Steps W. Kat Mosley
July 15, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBKat Mosley is a comedian and co-host of podcast "The Leak". She joins Bert and Ernie to discuss the mechanics of running a good show, the toxics of comparing struggles, and Kanye for president. You can also find Kat as the weekly host for the livestream showcase, SUCS to be Quarantined.