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232 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago -4 big, rude boys from a small South Ontario town vibe with you and discuss the backroads of the internet, pop culture, or Canada, in conversations that should always be deleted later.
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Episode 156: That Dalai Lama Rizz
April 12, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBIt's time for a blessing from your favourite boys, this time we get a little religious, a little political, and everywhere in between as we go through every topical venture we can like Silvagunner Gilvasunner, leftist infighting, homeschool valedictorians, Mario movie review and QnA, raw unadulterated Seth Rogen laughs, most racist movie you've ever seen, weird monkey creature, Mario critics vs Sonic critics, the Bowser jar, the Mandoverse, the Dalai Lama tongue, godless Avatar, outlawed rei...
Episode 155: Jeremy Hansen Moon Penetration
April 05, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBIt's one very, very small step for podcasts in this mostly space-themed episode of Post Unavailable, where the boys discuss Canada's first man on the moon as well as other bullshit like white lies for adults, the ai era, Milli Vanilli, HotS vocaloid team, Super Mario VIP matinee, D&D rules lawyering, Netflix inflation, The Real Harry Potter, television penetration, Avatar Caligula, Jeremy Hansen, woke NASA, canadian Ron Jeremy, first lady presidents, JFK car ride, and Nixon dick riding. Far ...
Episode 154: Would You Like Bugs With That
March 29, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBWe left some eggs inside your brain and we're just coming to pick them up, sorry. While you've got bug-brain listen to us buzz about remembering dead comedians, TikTok WiFi, free spy market, The Great Wall lie, Lord of the Rings LiveLeak, pitbull reputation, deep frying your dog's balls, Church's Chicken slogan, Chris Chan prison release, Noah Needs Moms, Kanye West Superbad, pawg and muscle mommy erasure, bug protein propaganda, standard issue pedophiles, really small cows, McWasp burger, c...
Episode 153: Evil Casino Vampires
March 22, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBWelcome to the winner's circle where we give you all our tips and tricks on how to win big and still ruin your life in the process. We also give you a grim look into the future of AI and how it'll take over this show. We're talking Gary's Mod e-sex, anti-woke podcasts, SFM foley, pre YouTube video websites, Ninja cigarette ads, casino public strip poker, gambling addiction, tricking grandmas with ai, TikTok lies, pants full of gold, new Fallout currency, bad rap for gamers, chatGPT learning,...
Episode 152: Civet Secretions
March 15, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBHail to the chief, which is us because we are back in the swing of things with another spicy, REAL episode of podcast content. We're dishing about Basie's Antarctica mic, avoiding conscription, tomb guards on their phones, name of the unknown soldier, veterans of the war on men, sperm whale hunting, AI animals, Waterworld king, scorpion burgers, lab meat, vasectomy collateral, Forge Unavailable, stabbing ranges, ballistic dummy titties, home defense anvil, 3:1 scale Dragonslayer, Ontario Ind...
Episode 151: Hardstep Sausage Booths
March 08, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBWe're back! Well some of us at least, but that won't stop us from putting out some chill ass content where we put together a playlist of the songs that encapsulate each episode of our beautiful long-running show. We also talk about the carny clause, active participant Santa movies, YouTube short pipeline, the 8 year old vote, Poor Mr. Beast, the Wal Mart of God, 2016 YouTubers, shopping cart confrontation, Epic Rap Battle stabbing, Chat GPT content, AI Presidents, George Bush memes vs Obama ...
Best Posts Available - Episodes 31-40
March 01, 2023 13:00 - 47 minutes - 45.1 MBAnother blast of peak content coming at you, this time including some more fast-paced and chaotic bits and clips including: Osama’s hard drive, Alec Baldwin angry moments, sperm music, throwing a monkey off the cn tower, kids costumes, Halloween jokes, Ray William Johnson death, Brontosaurus ribs, 15,000 big foots, animatronic safari, prone bone the Queen, naming every pirates movie, r/nextfuckinglevel, Trudeau brown face, Ai ghost stories, League of Legends ghosts, Blair Witch Project theor...
Best Posts Available - Episodes 21 - 30
February 15, 2023 13:00 - 57 minutes - 53.3 MBWe’re celebrating reaching 150 episodes of the ding dang show by taking a little vacation, a little baby break but in the meantime enjoy a look back at some of our best segments, bits, jokes, and conversations from our early years including Grade 8 song parodies, Cha cha slide cheating, monkey labour ethics, monkey restaurant, chicken wings controversy, baby escape room, choice-based mini golf, Rick Grimes movies, Bright semantics, Ezra Miller, Dc Fandome, China censorship, Post Unavailable ...
Episode 150: Steampunk and Women
February 08, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBWhat better way to celebrate a milestone like our 150th episode than to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time Marcin hosts a League of Legends themed game, as we discuss all things League, such as ai butthole cereal, deepfake porn of your friends, right-wing whistle blowing, League Joker, questioning the host, ARAM, Powder, The Women Band, blue haired red eyed liberals, Piltover, a league of theythems, hot assassin bitch, centaur dussy, cum skin, Ireliavent, loli-code...
Episode 149: Gangstalker Intervention
February 01, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBThe Friend's Circle finally comes to a close as we invite multiple guests from the past 10 weeks to speak in this unorganized, and chaotic mess of a 12 host Post Unavailable. Listen to your favourite guest stars talk about Bandercock, Trivia Crack, hybrid snowblowers, blue collar cold opens, podcast migrant workers, human trafficking stories, gangstalking, rizz origin, comfort slang, the benevolent Mr. Beast, blood discrimination, chimp blood transfusion, skin suit donation, White Claw aquam...
Episode 148: Oshawa Ganja
January 26, 2023 03:31 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBPrepare to get smoked out in our latest Friend Circle episode featuring our wonderful friend Von! Von helps us decipher our favourite conspiracies as well as some of our world's greatest mysteries such as facebook conspiracies, OJ Simpson verified on twitter, jail lies, ashwagandha, dunking on Kim Jung-un, secret Hitler extra, Fat Suit of the Year, TikTok community violations, becoming right-wing grifters, fat suit review, Zendaya imposter, strangers lying, Stevie Spielberg's cousin, golf da...
Episode 147: Second Most Evil Justin
January 18, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBHell yea brother, it's time for another PU stew and this time we've pulled our slick friend Erik out of our bag of co-hosts from our Friend Circle (I keep changing the title of this series but maybe this is it). Erik joins in to break down our usual mess of media news and internet oddities such as the gamer sweats, mobile game stock exchange, Cookie Clicker speedruns, Justin Roiland's big day, domestic abuser tier list, fleshlight review channel, Rick and Morty auditions, Kenny v Spenny, Cha...
Episode 146: Naked and Afraid Mantracker vs Predator
January 11, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBAt ease soldier. Get your blood pumping for another high voltage episode of Post Unavailable, where four white guys talk about some stuff. This week of the Best Friend's Saga we're joined by our good friend and military superior Berger to talk all things Top Gun and Survivor. We get into blind date escape rooms, Val Kilmer's stigmata, TikTok incel rules, school shooter chic, fighter jet anime decals, Rocket League to drone pilot pipeline, Tom Cruise ass, Mission Impossible vs Avatar, Ezra Mi...
Episode 145: Kentucky Step-Moms
January 04, 2023 13:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBWARNING! This is probably one of our more foul episodes, ENTIRELY due to the inclusion of our good friends Quinton and Ethan who helped us stumble upon a in-depth listicle and recap of PornHub stats for 2022. Is it vulgar and obscene, yes, but it's also educational. We get into ED fetish, the Piss Patrol, ruined water sports, missing teeth trend, fetishization vs normalization, relative searches, professional wives, the mormon porn market, Italian senate psyops, USA warehouse churches, the m...
Episode 144: Tim Horton's Whistleblower
December 29, 2022 02:43 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBIt's always fresh here at Post Unavailable and we keep it that way by continuing our Friends Saga with the long-awaited debut of our podcast's patron saint, Christopher Carbone! Alongside fast food nonsense we also talk about Mountain Dew rats, McDonalds's flat chest policy, radioactive Chris-chan picture, Elephant's foot sovereign citizen, The Game Awards kid, actual green goblins, Warwick Davis, Rito Games, Coca Cola militia, bug and broccoli soup, Tim Horton's burrito bowl, proprietary ve...
Episode 143: A Ferrall Glob
December 21, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBAre we in Philadelphia because you can taste the brotherly love in our newest episode of the Friends Saga, this time featuring Callum and Ellington Ferrall, two of Basie's assortment of brothers! Can you believe it! We enlist the Ferrall family to help us talk about Pinocchio's Jesus story, Zootopia butthole Mandela effect, Elficide, the bone fairy, smoking laxatives, Mel Gibson's Avatar, whale whistleblowers, The James of Water, fake celebrities, tech giant whale vore, The Quarterpoundering...
Episode 142: The Horsegirl of Rap
December 14, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB*whinnies seductively* Whoa there, easy girl, it's only a new episode of Post Unavailable this time featuring our evil friend Heather, whose attempts to derail the episode by namedropping everyone we know personally ain't enough to keep us from scrolling endlessly through Fiverr and starting a new SpongeBob podcast. We also talk about Craig the cuck, stunting growth, real horses, doxxing, celebrity interactions, female American Psycho, Nova Scotian murder rate, goblin cock, Buffalo Wild Drak...
Episode 141: Conning a Baby
December 07, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBThe results are in and it's not looking good. In our first/secondish episode of our extended Friendsgiving Saga we're joined by our friend Adriana to help us take a Buzzfeed quiz that accurately and permanently diagnoses us as psychopaths or not. We also talk about incomprehensible 5-minute crafts, The Attic, bar geography, pop-up rooftop bars, cat cafes, bug bones, paper route and dog stories, roller coaster POVs, flat feet fetishes, underwater welders, sky diving bomb diffusers, secret me...
Episode 140: The Incredible Mom
December 01, 2022 03:41 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBWelcome to the magical kingdom of Post Unavailable where tonight we will be once again playing the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time around we violate the magical, unkillable world of Disney. We're also joined by our friend Kristine, who forced her way on to the show and is now the first in what will be a series of episodes featuring some of our best friends! But before all that, listen to us talk about the Guelph World Cup, Qatar Gay Village, the Sensational Six, bedroom ...
Episode 139: Eating Space Babies
November 23, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBGreeting earthlings, with the end of social media drawing nearer and nearer, we take a look at some lesser know shithole platforms that are pretending to be twitter alternatives. We also talk about eyeball donors, brain cheese, the race to eat the star child, mars cattle, spookiest scariest nightmares, school bats, Hallmark horror movies, thalassophobia, whale vore, Jimmy Kimmel crime confessions, Harrison Ford death, Woopie Goldberg real name, Kanye West's Webkinz account, Tumblr containmen...
Episode 138: Meat Cove
November 16, 2022 13:00 - 59 minutes - 52.7 MBWoosh. That's the sound of a wave, not only from the ocean of Nova Scotia but also the wave of votes coming in for this year's Game Awards. Not only do we tall about our trip to visit our co-host out east, we also vote for our favourite video games, none of which we've played. We also get to the liar-liar fruit, freeze-dried bugs, octopus antifa, Old Boy 2012, directors torturing women, no condom forever, the Colombian race, Poland goes to war, driving to Cape Breton, Jeff Keighley, twitter ...
Episode 137: Big Fat Greedy Nincompoops
November 09, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBWe're showcasing how good and awesome dudes are at empathy and also home repair with our new emotion/domestic-episode that covers everything you need in life to be a complete person. Of course we also talk about the TikTok car crash of 2022, AI generated celebrity deaths, dollar beer apologies, local bar talk for nobody, The Addict, Kraken rum new flavour, pride seltzers, The All Claw, hard Baja Blast, One Piece Red review, spit-roasted cow, giant woks in New York, Musk Twitter, white WhatsA...
Episode 136: Open Hand Shlap
November 02, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 54.3 MBWe were hiding our eyes all Halloweekend so that we could finally deliver an episode in a scare-free environment. But that doesn't mean we won't talk about ghoulish things such as an egg-shaped penis, real life murderer costumes, fog drives, big clownfish, nut sack of the dongfish, AI generated dreams, you can say Biden, The Bitcher, polish supremacy, Alan Moore's Seinfeld, LXG, court boners, Sean Connery Joker, Harry Potter Columbine, Beauty and the Woody Allen, two dogs fighting, Atlantean...
Episode 135: No Chain Wallets
October 26, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThe PU crew is back to cancel your fun as well as your friends and ourselves. Not only do we go through some of our favourite rules from this month's When We Were Young festival like No Misters and No Totems, but we also break up with Marcin and talk about toilet polaroids, polish lean, real russians, The Rock's catchphrase, White Eve and Black Biden, the real Shazam, Disney's private military, Kevin Rock, The Whale secret, Neil Breen's announcement, basietheralphthemoviemakerwatcher, Terry ...
Episode 134: Blow Up Your Local McDonald's
October 19, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBNobody introduces a little chaos like we do, a podcast basically hosted by 4 The Jokers except we're funny and make jokes. Basie takes us through the history and repercussions of capitalism in our most leftist episode yet, and if you don't think we are then you are so stupid it's unreal. We talk about Yi Lan Ma, Parlay, Kanye West Bionicle, Podophiles, anime move hypothetical, Obama's last name, reply girls, DuckDuckGo, the lost media barrel, YouTube ads, groomer economics, normal guy podcas...
Episode 133: Defcon 3 Here We Come!
October 13, 2022 00:36 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBRuh roh. Did you know that I originally justified the name "Post Unavailable" by saying that its a show about controversies or about non-controversial topics discussed controversially? Or something like that? And that the conversations should always be deleted later, hence the name? Well this one lives up to that as we are unleashed upon topics like Israeli Army Knives, Euphrates salt caves, ocean real estate, The Future is Wild, future gamer vs car crash human, generic Terminators, the dama...
Episode 132: Buttplug Chess
October 05, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBYour move grandmasters, because this time the PU boys formulate a sneaky little chess trick to hide up their sleeves, and by sleeves I mean colons. Besides assplay-based cheating in competitive board games, the boys also discuss Wife Busters, gay Hulk, more Gollums, Dream face reveal, letting Lance Armstrong dope, the aughts, Babe Ruth steroids, Victor Davis murder, RIP Overwatch, 8th grade confirmation sponsors, first loot boxes, baby brains, infomercial toys, Jump Rope For Heart prizes, Ma...
Episode 131: Post Avatar Depression
September 28, 2022 22:56 - 58 minutes - 53 MBKaltxi fellow Pandorans! This week the PU crew talk about our feelings towards everyone's favourite lanky blue circus that is James Cameron's Avatar, as well as talking about Joe Biden's origin, League player to domestic terrorist pipeline, The Game, bathroom curiosity, quiet reading kama sutra, secret halloween costumes, Avatar dick riding, Avatarvel, PADs, Avatar sex scene Mandela Effect, the GTA 6 leaker, Latinx cyborgs, Poland slavery vs America slavery, Giancarlo Esposito typecast, acto...
Episode 130: Even At My Lois
September 21, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBRejoice one and all, for not only has Marcin returned to his co-hosting duties but it is also the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting game show! This time the boys fight to guess which Family Guy, American Dad, or Cleveland Show character has the most horrible/sexy images online. We also get into other topics like No Fap parole officers, nazi premiers, Captain Palestine, pro Bono, double-edged hats, porn easter eggs, Joe Swanson's family, Chris Griffin cosplay, the Brown Show, Bert...
Episode 129: Butchered Corgis
September 14, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBGod save the Queen, and so shall we, as we mourn our the loss of our curvaceous head of state. With mourning also comes talks of Mormon planets, Christian Kamasutra, new Marcin character, Canadian pain, no Queen Holiday, the Doug Ford caucus, pedophile corgis, scary Ghislaine Maxwell pictures, Michael Fagan, King Charles haki, Whoville mourning, Nintendo Direct delay, Temple OS guy, Sort By Poo: religion, meth psychosis, r/cigarettes, hard cigar photos, soylent cleanse, Jesse Pinkman teeth, ...
Episode 128: Taylor Swift Aerial Assault
September 07, 2022 12:00 - 59 minutes - 50.6 MBWhile Marcin is off drinking river water overseas, the rest of the PU boys try to improve themselves by taking inventory of some of most overused jokes, something that will not be implemented at all. We also discuss the LASIK investment, Na'vi surgery, real life Smurfs, hoe scaring spider, cutting wasps with scissors, Coyote Peterson botfly, diabetes maggots, Rings of Power reviews, sleep YouTubers, Basie's Elon Musk, girlfriend movie tactics, sleeping in a theatre, Indeed airline pilots, ce...
Episode 127: Fan Expo Sensorium
August 31, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBHey geeks and gamers, get out of here and let some true blue jocks tell you about this year's Fan Expo, Canada's premier nerd rodeo, as well as The Fappening men, Kaizo Ironmon, Helluva Dip ooblick, audiophile island, silent raves, Vaporeon copypasta, Joker actor shortlist, The Rehearsal actors, Tom Holland voice acting, Fan Expo cosplay, Hobbit reunion tour, crop dusting anime girls, Shit-Hulk, Bored Ape nazis, Insidious Bastards, TikTok songs, Lord of the Rings shilling, The Dinkster, firs...
Episode 126: Skunk Bidet
August 24, 2022 12:00 - 55 minutes - 47.8 MBCome chill with us for another one of Post Unavailable's classic lethargic episodes, this time where we try to discuss our favourite fan theories but end up talking about Storld of StarCraft, RibFest Halo, the Bionicle bus, cool car decals, the Pelosi POW, boy scout gulag, the Turkish slur, Ezra Miller make-a-wish, Brendan Fraser blacklisted, Busch fans, game endings, first R-rated movie, peeing at movies, $15 bills, One Piece theories, pet rats, running crocodiles, feeding piranhas, enrolli...
Episode 125: Cool Ranch Beetles
August 17, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBThis is basically a nature show at this point so today we're talking about bugs and eating bugs for like pretty much the whole episode. So if you like Foodland silverfish, delicious beetles, cash crop cicadas, bug lunchables, the first 'bussin', fracking for bugs, Stinkbug Fest, No Name isopods, Presentarama, the last Bazinga, fig wasps, Doug Ford dumpster man, fly people, Alex Jones' lawyer, Andrew Tate fanclub, Course Unavailable, Family Guy impersonation class, bankrupt universities, War ...
Episode 124: American Turtle Warrior
August 10, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MBHello insects, it's time for another wild, animal-based excursion for the PU crew, where this time we talk about worm mouths, Flintstone appliances, Big Tapir, soyboy Jetsons, seducing the Predator, genuine fears, horror movie roommate ambiance, the League of Legends player vape store robbery, 9/11 moba, Overwatch phrenology, furry toilet seat covers, carpeted bathrooms, president dickriding, Canadian Mount Rushmore, our mayor's jaws of hell, dog suicide bridge, turtle sluts, goblin farms, 1...
Episode 123: Summer of Not Drowning
August 03, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBSplish splash campers it's time for your forced field trip to the PU mine where you get to learn how this horrible stinky sausage gets made. Learn about No Balls November, sympathy for a worm, free range people, Sentinalese Laser Quest, cannibal meat-ups, Adam Sandler visits, drowning prevention week, scary clown cliff, Beavis and Buttheadgate, low media literacy, The Rehearsal, Dune strategy game, Breaking Bad statues, Jersey pilgrimage, the work vole, Ratatouille on a plane, American roden...
Episode 122: Cranked Hog Poutine
July 27, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBWe're back at our best doing what we do better than anyone - talking about foul and barely topical sh!t. This time we're talking getting scared at Hillside Festival, cranked hog, the Snyderverse, Epic Movie, Nacho Liberal, dream sex room, ball pit maids, The Grate, portapotty urinals, the Girlker, Superman killing, Trump's livestream, grocery store shoot outs, President gauntlet, Abe Lincoln's wife, the hollow earth, Everest elevators, defending Alaska, The Yellowknife flag, the first Coca C...
Episode 121: The Goblin's Maw
July 20, 2022 12:00 - 58 minutes - 50.9 MBEnter a new era of Post Unavailable as we leave Marcin behind to rebrand ourselves as cool and funny guys with epic Top Gun style handles, by doing a quiz that took way longer than anyone thought it would. We also talk about a Lego senate, funniest president names, Feud 34 housecleaning, Tobuscus updates, Five Nights in real life, MrBeast characters, Ukraine super mutants, Quebecois oppression, Chills video lengths, Luxury Dark, The Homunculus Revolution, and goblin sharks. Welcome to the ne...
Episode 120: Italian Baboon
July 13, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBTake a breath of fresh nasty air as we bring back the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time we're taking a look back at the Official Monkey Tournament and desecrating the legacies of every participant by competing to see who has more rule 34 of them online. This doesn't mean we don't talk about Baron Trump's Roblox account, Woke Unavailable, parkour feet, racist monkey, Asian Donkey Kong, Sapoujou's Bizarre Adventure, Optimus Prussy, the monkey for kids, the owl monkey, and ma...
Episode 119: A Gorilla's Embrace (feat. Amanda)
July 06, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBIt's finally here and boy does it deliver. In a podcast first, we are joined by Noah's beautiful girlfriend Amanda to finish the Official Monkey Tournament once and for all! We also discuss tech deck tricks, pencil Joker, monkey lips, kissing Pokemon, Goko the gorilla, the anime hugger, Goku gaming, punchy monkey, gorilla restaurants, Vegeta wave check, Mojo Jojo: A Powerpuff Girls Story, monkey fist knots,Flying Dutchman Murray, and Tamagotchi water babies. You won't want to miss this surpr...
Episode 118: Tree Rats (feat. TheGeekSlays)
June 29, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBWe're swinging in with the penultimate instalment of the Definitive Monkey Tournament and things are heating up, so we brought in streamer, TikToker, and all around content king, TheGeekSlays to help take us through this. We also talk about the deep south, backless chairs, fart confession, OnlySins, ape-like appearances, Sega racing rosters, expanding staffs, the Fortnite scrolls, Mario biathlons, The Kong Song, hot monkeys, GorillaBurger, an Ezra Miller tangent, Basie's traffic story, and W...
Episode 117: Autumn Chimp Smell (feat. Emma)
June 21, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBStimulate your senses with the next part of our Official Monkey Tournament, this time featuring our dear friend Emma, breaking ties and taking names as we continue to narrow down who the greatest monkey character of all time is. We also get serious about healthy dog spum, being better than an ant, Grandpa dick game, good girl stink, Donkey Kong showers, Chris Griffin's bane, Family Guy raid bosses, Phil Fish, Wizards of Oz, Gorilla city pederasty, Injustice-pilled, and the Slut Renaissance. ...
Monkey Tournament Recap - The Monkey So Far
June 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBTake a breather bud, you've been doing a good job to keep up this far. Let's sit back and recap this crazy frickin tournament, looking at our best jokes, and going through each round and their winners. We also get to revisit our beloved guest stars and the insight they brought to this illustrious event. We'll pick things up again next week as we begin to finish off this Herculean task. But until then, just enjoy some of our favourite memories from this simian battle royale.
Episode 116: Monkey Bung (feat. EROE)
June 08, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBYea baby it's time for another bout of monkey madness and this time we brought in EROETTV, streamer and gamer extraordinaire to act as judge, judy, and executioner for our collection of fictional monkey characters. Along the way we also discuss cold open semantics, domestic terrorist King Kong, Malaysian rules, My Beast Partner, Um Jamma Lamma, Diddy Kong chemical warfare, Madagascar stans, gun kata, monkey tritagonist, I'm Walken here, Let There Be Mowgli, and Orphan Tears Part 2. You made ...
Episode 115: Dead Ass Monkeys (feat. Chloe Napadek)
June 01, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBIt never ends. We finish off the first round of the Official Monkey Tournament and this time we enlist the help of our own ever-present spectator but never a guest, Chloe Napadek! We also take a big chimp swing into the topics of Coca Cola enemas, the Paul Blart writers room, if everyone was monkeys, Big Foot throuples, weed themed Pokemon, David Schwimmer, Gloria's muck spread, Grape Ape hentai, Winston's Winskins, and Banjo Kazooie boyfriend. We're in the endgame now, maybe. Check out Ch...
Episode 114: My Chimp Partner (feat. Piper Friesen)
May 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBThings are heating up in the third portion of the Official Monkey Tournament, as we enlist the help of Noah's sister Piper to help us narrow down the primate bracket. We also talk about cheese strings, monkey pox, mansplaining NFTs, symbol monkeys, Captain Jack Sparrow human, Arthur finale, Ingrid Giraffe, Space Chimp royalty, Mr Beast Burger money, and normal kangaroos. Oh my god I can not wait.
Episode 113: Chimp Baptism (feat. Nahom Bogale)
May 18, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBIt's the second day of our Official Monkey Tournament, and this time we brought our good friend Nahom Bogale from The Most Wanted Podcast to help decide who wins, who dies, and who will be the definitive best monkey character of all time. We also discuss posable Yoshi toys, werehog semantics, King Louie swagger. deleted impressions, Ape Escape Academy, Sugriva uncased, Harambe shirts, Funky Kong ASMR, Big Sign Language, Po Panda pity, Nic Cage's debt, Jeff Dunham shows, Paul Blart 2: Escape ...
Episode 112: Secrets of the Jungle (feat. Matt Ryder from FTI Studios)
May 11, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBOooh oooh ah ah it's the first round of our Official Definitive Monkey Tournament and we've brought along Matt Ryder from FTI Studios to help us decide which one of these stink subhumans makes it to the next round. This of course is not without discussions on Mother's Day meals, Medieval Times combat, ,live action Boots, Beast Wars-pilled, Zarude Sandstorm, and Kevin Ebenezer Leven. It's the most important podcast event of the year. Check out Matt's links below! FTI Instagram: https://www.in...
Episode 111: Salacious Monkey Draft
May 04, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBAs we prepare for the coming arrival of the new Official Monkey Tournament, the boys brainstorm the new draft of apes and other simians who will join the roster of the upcoming tourney, as well as the criteria for monkey judgement. Alongside this, the boys discuss 4-LOM and Zuckuss, our star signs, Miyamoto tweets, Pokemon fanfiction, Salacious Crumb, COD zombies lore videos, killing a sea bird, rat torture, RAOBJ, scat story, green poo, fruit gusher recipes, Ontario Jamaican Patties, and pe...
Episode 110: Hariyaming It
April 27, 2022 12:02 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBGood morning you nasty little freak, it is once again time for the world's most upsetting game show, FEUD 34! this time the boys take a deep dive into the 3rd and our personal favourite Pokemon generation, Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald, to see which funny fake animal is considered the hottest by internet sinners. All this amidst discussions on snail videos, family guy funny moments, Nintendo DS buttholes, Pokemon trivia Manchurian candidates, and Make-a-Wish Pokemon, plus more. Will Basie be d...