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PodTea’d

91 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 7 years ago -

The Shattered of Europe gather to discuss the matters of the land.

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PodTea’d 040 – Who Wants To Be A Nazi Test Subject?

June 18, 2014 00:12 - 2 hours - 61.3 MB

Also, Matty learns Twitter!. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 039 – A Beautiful Day For Safari

June 12, 2014 01:19 - 1 hour - 32.3 MB

Bootiful. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 038 – Matty’s Peculiar Penis

June 04, 2014 20:47 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

It’s weird. Apologies for the major desync issues this week. Hopefully it’ll be rectified next episode. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. […]

PodTea’d 037 – A Different Aspie Angle

May 21, 2014 21:40 - 1 hour - 55.1 MB

Why didn’t you invest in Eastern Poland? Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 036 – Support Hotline

May 11, 2014 20:56 - 2 hours - 57.1 MB

Hello? Yes, I have a problem with my podcast. It seems to be incredibly silly and it’s hardly about videogames at all! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is […]

PodTea’d 035 – Zachary Quinto in a Gimp Suit

May 03, 2014 18:11 - 2 hours - 77.3 MB

TV has gotten weird. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 034 – PlayMobil Concentration Camp

April 27, 2014 15:33 - 2 hours - 62.3 MB

German toys for Germany only! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 033 – Can I Unmute Now?

April 21, 2014 02:25 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Seriously, what the hell was that Silencer thing meant to be? Just hit mute, kids. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go […]

PodTea’d 032 – Snorting Gamecubes

April 08, 2014 12:16 - 1 hour - 53.9 MB

Don’t be square, do the ‘cube. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 031 – A Taste Of Tommy’s Carrot

March 28, 2014 01:42 - 2 hours - 60.2 MB

Not pictured. I couldn’t get a photo of his real carrot, sorry guys :c Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 030 – Scary Pasta

March 22, 2014 15:26 - 2 hours - 59.9 MB

Thirty episodes in, still as low-quality as normal. You should listen then! 😀 Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 029 – The Poor Sex House

March 14, 2014 00:01 - 2 hours - 62.1 MB

Our house, in the middle of our street, everyone is really bad at sex in it. This week we try out recording via Mumble (thanks to MumbleBoxes for hosting us!) with… mixed results. We also discuss Killzone Mercenary, the incredibly rare Ultima: Escape from Mt Drash and incredibly disappointing sexual encounters, all whilst escaping from […]

PodTea’d 028 – Tommy, Do You Poop Big?

March 07, 2014 18:21 - 2 hours - 36 MB

Heyho-heyho! PodTea’d is back to it’s regular schedule after the Bumper Catchup Week of early 2014. This week we discuss… um… fuck, I forgot. I guess some things never change. I do remember us talking about the recent Jonathan Holmes Anti-Fame thing. That was one of the things. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code […]

PodTea’d 027 – Slightly Racist and 3 Hours Long

March 03, 2014 01:02 - 2 hours - 38.9 MB

Want some mild, light hearted racism? Want 3 hours of it? Have 3 hours. HAVE IT. JUST HAVE IT. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one!

PodTea’d 026 – Tagged

February 28, 2014 19:12 - 2 hours - 33.5 MB

We have so much faith in our audience, we’re going to let you tag our podcast with whatever you want, with no moderation whatsoever! Haha, no we aren’t, that would be dumb. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go […]

PodTea’d 025 – The Man Who Lives In A Horse Anus

February 27, 2014 01:22 - 2 hours - 32.7 MB

Hey kids, wanna listen to a podcast? Here it is. It has a man inside a horse butt! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one!

PodTea’d 024 – I Want A Skinless Man To Poop On

February 23, 2014 20:30 - 2 hours - 30.2 MB

Yo. A skinless man to poop on. It’s what everyone needs in their life. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one!

PodTea’d 023 – Nintendo Depression

February 06, 2014 02:01 - 1 hour - 25.9 MB

It’s a sombre PodTea’d this week. Everyone is sad. And now, you will be sad too. Maybe. You might have fun though. Maybe. Maybe. Just fucking listen to it, okay? Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon)

PodTea’d 022 – I’m Sad Now.

January 26, 2014 21:42 - 2 hours - 28 MB

Whackity-shmackity-doooo. The dark forces of Cirmania are vast and un-resting. Only a slightly depressing, offensive and shameful podcast team can defeat this powerful foe. Sponsor Links: GODADDY – AUDIBLE PodTea’d was brought to you by Tobiichi Karlsson with Sam Morris, Vid Cirman, Matty Shoestring, Adam Owen, Matt Turner and Tommy Chodakowski. Edited by Matt Turner, […]

PodTea’d 021 – Adam Owen Likes To Watch

January 16, 2014 17:18 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

Heyheyhey! It’s the Papers Please edition in which we all have to cross the border to Viddigovinia with hilarious consequences. Sam flaked out and had to go do something else or some shit, so he isn’t here. Everyone else got caught by the border patrols and executed. Sponsor Links: GODADDY – AUDIBLE People were on. […]

PodTea’d 020 – Sealed Shut For All Intruders

January 03, 2014 15:29 - 2 hours - 77.6 MB

I don’t fucking remember what happened this week. And by this week, I obviously mean two weeks ago. Duh. Yep, this was recorded before Christmas, so you lot enjoy this last PodTea’d of 2013 (released in 2014 but don’t tell anyone I don’t think they noticed) Sponsor Links: GODADDY – AUDIBLE Your host this week […]

PodTea’d 019 – The One Where We Lose Half The Cast

December 19, 2013 21:30 - 1 hour - 24.5 MB

We were going strong. We were going great! Then Jay had to leave to assault the help or something. Then some other people vanished for a minute. Then everyone else fell out of the call and it all went wrong. Sponsor Links: GODADDY – AUDIBLE Your host this week was Jay Solomon with, Sam Morris, […]

PodTea’d 018 – The Holy War Between The Ghosts And The Pac-Men

December 14, 2013 16:50 - 2 hours - 71.8 MB

It was the 23rd century, Packind’s darkest hour. The war had been raging for almost a hundred years. We had been fighting for so long no one could remember the reason why it started in the first place. All we knew there were two sides… The Ghost-alition and the Pac-liance. For decades, millions died for […]

PodTea’d 017 – Bonus Beatbox

December 09, 2013 16:27 - 2 hours - 62.8 MB

Hello. Two weeks ago we recorded this. We forgot to release it. Whoops. Anyway, this episode had talking about stuff and things. I think we spoke about the next generation of games consoles. And poop. Probably poop. Sponsor Links: GODADDY – AUDIBLE Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Sam Morris, Adam Owen, Vid […]

PodTea’d 016 – Moving Hoarded Jars Of Piss

November 17, 2013 18:10 - 2 hours - 36.1 MB

Boop-a-shoop-a-doop. Honestly… I don’t remember what we talked about. But I hosted this week, because Jay was away being rich or something. I think we talked about videogames, NSync, neo-nazis (again), jars of pee and Monster energy. Yes, I did just skip through the MP3 file finding words AND I DON’T EVEN CARE. If you […]

PodTea’d 015 – The One Where We Sold Out

November 13, 2013 02:18 - 2 hours - 28.2 MB

Heya. I don’t remember much about what we spoke about this time, but I know that for some reason I said that I’d steal Brad Nicholson’s shoes. Honestly… Don’t remember. For the professional reboot of the show, it sure went well. Matt forgot to use the new theme song, I forgot to upload the episode, […]

PodTea’d 014 – Jay Solomon’s Flappy Skin Puppets

November 03, 2013 01:59 - 2 hours - 34.4 MB

Yo, yo. This week, the temporarily reduced cast discusses Jay, the rich bastard, and his empire of slave boys. Because all rich people have slave boys. We also talk about videogames for a bit, somewhere in that. Ever listen to The Podcastle: Two Little Boys And The NecroPenis Swapmeet? This is basically that. Your host […]

PodTea’d 013 – I Can See Your Cock And Bollocks With My Millennium Eye!

October 29, 2013 00:58 - 2 hours - 35.6 MB

Welcome, welcome. This week we discuss videogames, internet adverts, bad art styles, and the thought process behind the name of the show. Oh, and Tobiichi and I talk about Origin Systems for an hour, mostly about Ultima and Wing Commander. Seriously, fuck you EA, you killed Ultima! (And C&C, Wing Commander, Sim City, Populous… Ugh. […]

PodTea’d 012 – Get Me A Deep Fried Fetus!

October 21, 2013 13:22 - 2 hours - 35.8 MB

AKA: It just grapples and gropes AKA: +10 Stalin Shovel AKA: Papa Boris Provides References AKA: Abortion on Demand AKA: Deep Fried Abortion AKA: Turnipcommunication We have lots of alternate titles this week. For the game Tobiichi made, click here. Your host this week was Jay Solomon with Adam Owen, Tobiichi Karlsson, Matt Shoestring, Tomasz […]

PodTea’d 011: A Funeral And A Picture Of Ellen Page

October 13, 2013 23:33 - 1 hour - 26.1 MB

Creepiest banner image I’ve ever made. Bloody hell. I didn’t intend for it to look that creepy. Blame Shoestring. This week we discussed old websites that are still online, Sam saving the PS Vita, classic Doctor Who, the development of Beyond: Two Souls and paedophilia. Also, we have some exclusive breaking news about a 15 […]

PodTea’d 010: The Varying Levels Of Audio Quality

October 09, 2013 23:26 - 2 hours - 38.4 MB

RIP Headphone Users. Recording from a phone or tablet mic is a very bad idea, and thus my audio quality is super duper loud at times. My apologies! Anyway, we discussed things that happened. I honestly don’t remember what we talked about. Just go listen already, would you? Your host this week was Jay Solomon […]

PodTea’d 009: Angry Bald Man and Awkward Silence

September 27, 2013 21:51 - 2 hours - 51.9 MB

Ey’up! For the second week in a row, PodTea’d is back and ready to lick your ears with it’s superb entertainment value and production quality. Haha, only kidding, it’s just a bunch of people on a Skype call. Tobiichi Karlsson joins us again for a rip-roarin’ rootin’ tootin’ good time. We discuss the recent Steam […]

PodTea’d 008: Johnny Depp’s Stupid Fucking Hat

September 23, 2013 09:36 - 3 hours - 78.2 MB

That. Fucking. Hat. PodTea’d is back after a 1 month recording hiatus! Join us on this bumper edition where we discuss the PS Vita TV, the death of Ouya, and the future of games consoles. Special guest Tobiichi Karlsson joins us too, and for once Sam doesn’t bring up his mild disdain for Portal 2. […]

REPOST: PodTea’d 004: Adam Owen Has The Biggest E-Peen

August 29, 2013 13:19 - 1 hour - 20 MB

Don’t worry guys, a new episode is coming. We’re all on holiday and stuff, give us a break! Jeez, some people… Reposting this episode since iTunes can’t find it for some reason. Welcome, welcome faithful listener to The Shat- Oh, um… that’s not right. Welcome to PodTea’d! No Jay this week, as he had to state […]

PodTea’d 007 – David Cameron Cancelled Fez II

August 03, 2013 00:57 - 2 hours - 36.7 MB

POLITICS. Yes! It’s a bumper edition of PodTea’d this week! We discuss porn blocking, Google failing to do international launches, table-top games, Fez II, and the creepy shit that runs throughout Majora’s Mask. Oh, and the show turns into Sup, Holmes? for about 20 minutes while I go off on a big spoilery discussion of […]

PodTea’d 006 – Sleepaway Camp 2: It Is Paedophilia Totally

July 23, 2013 17:13 - 1 hour - 23.3 MB

Boop. I wasn’t on again. Here is some baseless speculation about what the guys may have spoken about: Videogames, the erogenous zones of wasps, loud typing, Europe and probably some other shit. For those with incredibly low standards, we’ve got it all here on PodTea’d! Your host this week was The Jay Solomon with The […]

PodTea’d 005: Steaming Hot Several Month Old Mewgenics News

July 07, 2013 10:38 - 1 hour - 38.5 MB

Heyheyhey! This week, I wasn’t on. I have no idea what happened on this show, but supposedly it was lots of talking about Mewgenics, some fun chat, and a little bit on the side. Adam had a Willem Dafoe pitch, but his audio was so bad it had to be cut (hence the late release […]

PodTea’d 004: Adam Owen Has The Biggest E-Peen

June 22, 2013 12:11 - 1 hour - 20 MB

Welcome, welcome faithful listener to The Shat- Oh, um… that’s not right. Welcome to PodTea’d! No Jay this week, as he had to state his case in front of the Time Lord council to argue his innocence over that time he stole a TARDIS. Don’t worry, he’ll be done by next week (our time anyway, he […]

PodTea’d 003 – Princess Peach Giving Birth To A Spiky Egg

June 13, 2013 16:31 - 1 hour - 18.4 MB

Hey, ho, lets go. Its E3 week, so why not take a break from the constant news and listen to a podcast recorded before E3, making it hilariously out of date? PodTea’d has got you covered! This week we ruin your fun by talking about pictures that we won’t link to, deadly slides, the British […]

PodTea’d 002 – A Rag Tag Band Of Nazis

June 07, 2013 17:38 - 1 hour - 27 MB

Evenin’ guvnor! Sorry for the delay on posting this episode, but it was a bit more gappy than usual so took Matt a bit longer to edit, as well as the time it took to find a new name and for Adam to draw the logos. But hey, its all up now and its free […]

PodTea’d 001 – Teenage Pokemon Fucking

June 07, 2013 17:29 - 2 hours - 31.7 MB

  EDIT: Due to a request from members of the original BritToid crew, we’ve had to rename the show. The new title will be revealed with Episode 2 of The Currently Untitled Shatteredcast. Feed URLs will stay the same until we’ve got our new branding all straightened out and ready to roll. Meanwhile, why not […]