Page Avenue Crew
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#111 - Enema Crossing
January 06, 2023 06:00 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MBScience...what is it all about? Techmology...what is that all about? Is it good, or is it whack? There's a bloke from round my hood, Staines, called Rainbow Jeremy, who reject everything to do with science. He just chill at home, he smoke his own homegrown, and check this: he don't have a telly. I ain't shittin you. He don't have a telly. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on socia...
#110 - The Hansel Outlook
December 16, 2022 07:00 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBWelcome to the Six Teeth Chapel Cafe, with head chef BBQ Scoobs. Emos don’t float. Who is a better band—U2 or Avatar? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake...
#109 - L. Ron Hubbard’s Spotify Wrapped
December 02, 2022 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MBMy friend doesn't live in a hotel. He's got a wife who's perfect for him. He's got triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Road Runner, triples of the Nova. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram St...
#108 - Take the Ride: Starring Steve Guttenberg
November 25, 2022 06:00 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MBThis week we discuss the geopolitical significance of Rocky IV and the Police Academy movie franchise, then listen to the original demo version of our new single, Take the Ride. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter ...
#107 - Head Haunches, Crown of Thorntons (ft. A Bunch of People)
November 18, 2022 06:00 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBMike Cronin, 1973. Dokken in St. Louis since 2002. SOTY Re-TOOLed. 16oz cans of Malört in every kid’s stocking this Christmas. Red Baron pizza airdropped via cable. Did you know that Steve Jobs had a Kid Rock tattoo? #DefendLogan Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Watch Bobby Jaycox's comedy special for free here! Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Ad...
#106 - White Claw is a Hell of a Drug (ft. Jordan Phoenix)
November 11, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 46.7 MBThis week we talk about the When We Were Young festival and how Adam almost ruined the whole thing. Also, how much you wanna make a bet I can do a guitar spin over them mountains Sounds like someone has an exam. That’s why I keep a bat in my kitchen. Chlamydia in my throat. Pothole bathtubs for everyone. Put pyro behind us and every dick explodes. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Yea...
#105 - Making the Tear Me to Pieces Video (ft. Jordan Phoenix)
October 19, 2022 03:55 - 1 hour - 54 MBTear Me to Pieces: The Motion Picture - Starring Alabaster Phoenix, Gary Busey, and Craig Robinson. Happy Thanksgiving; here’s our demo. The Crows Have Dicks. Satanist weddings are the best. Every man dreams of marrying a plus-size model that looks like their mom. It’s against the law to bang your cousin unless your cousin is a goat or a manatee. In any case, don’t forget to shave them first. Do it for Patty. Make sure everyone has bananas. Did you know that Dan shot a pilot for a TV show onc...
#104 - The Llamanati (ft. Mike Forester)
October 14, 2022 04:25 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBOur good friend Mike Forester (Hondo Supply, Armor Party Podcast) joins us this week to reveal the secret of how we created our new album artwork, and to talk about catholic boy beer parties, Illuminati school teachers, horny…I mean artistic robots, a weird melted guy with a claw hand, and free BJ’s for cops. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter ...
#103 - Lemme Eat Them Haunches, Boi.
October 07, 2022 05:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBGRENADE WHISTLE!! Ryan was the victim of reverse child abuse. Top Chef: Maverick sucked. Are you the boys that’s been whackin’ it in my tool shed? Plot twist: Jeffrey Dahmer ate Marilyn Monroe. Enroll in SOTY University now, and get your degree in bass boats or dildo testing. Our curriculum is bussin bussin no cap on god. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instag...
#102 - I Have a Scream (ft. Brick Wall Scoobs)
September 30, 2022 05:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBYou can now listen to Story of the Year through your butt. Army Phillips on lead guitar. Dan has never thought about chlamydia on stage. If the dick goes in your ear and you scream, you can’t hear the band. And the beer still shakes me, so hold me until it squeaks. Fake bands ain’t got shit in 6K. Do you have Tenacious D in your ears or not? You every been banged by a weatherman with a Firebird or diagnosed by a ghost? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get St...
#102 - I Have a Scream ft. Brick Wall Scoobs
September 30, 2022 05:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBYou can now listen to Story of the Year through your butt. Army Phillips on lead guitar. Dan has never thought about chlamydia on stage. If the dick goes in your ear and you scream, you can’t hear the band. And the beer still shakes me, so hold me until it squeaks. Fake bands ain’t got shit in 6K. Do you have Tenacious D in your ears or not? You every been banged by a weatherman with a Firebird or diagnosed by a ghost? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get St...
The Seventy Percent Club (ft. JT Woodruff AKA Top Hat Jenkins AKA Jerel Tangerine)
September 23, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBPage Avenue Crew: a podcast for people with boring friends, featuring Jim Tom, the fourteenth Apostle. Hair metal and Trapper Keepers. We’re all ripping off Panama. Three heroes and two slugs. Slash has never pulled out his butthole. Not once. We need more boner screen time. Where does a violin bow go when you drop it? Story of the Year + intelligence = Hawthorne Heights. Aw, man…Jessica got boofed. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year mer...
#101 - The Seventy Percent Club (ft. JT Woodruff AKA Top Hat Jenkins AKA Jerel Tangerine)
September 23, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBPage Avenue Crew: a podcast for people with boring friends, featuring Jim Tom, the fourteenth Apostle. Hair metal and Trapper Keepers. We’re all ripping off Panama. Three heroes and two slugs. Slash has never pulled out his butthole. Not once. We need more boner screen time. Where does a violin bow go when you drop it? Story of the Year + intelligence = Hawthorne Heights. Aw, man…Jessica got boofed. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year mer...
#100 - Skin-Colored Underwear
September 16, 2022 23:17 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MBThe tale of Bon and the burning bush. Dear band, please keep your pants on. Sincerely, management. Guitar strap-flavored liqueur for everyone! Wholesome clowns with artistic license; henceforth, we shall be known as Xtremo. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: ...
#99 - It’s Called Moderation... (ft. Kevin Cassidy)
September 02, 2022 15:19 - 47 minutes - 27.2 MBMeet me at La Quinta Inn; it's next to Denny’s. Bingo halls, diarrhea, cotton balls, and real cats…the ones you pet. Trailer stuck? Fire up the backhoe. Put a towel down, we've got a squirter at the airport. Doctor, re-grease the hounds. Remember the rule: one boy per bunk. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram t...
#98 - Do you want to eat out, Grandma?
August 26, 2022 01:23 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBWelcome to the adult section of Spencer’s. This Sunday at the Chick-fil-A Hate Dome: organic pull-ups, seances and potions, water into wine with a quick SHAZAM! Praise be to premature baby Jesus, Conan the Barbarian, and his sidekick…Matt. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram ...
#97 - Ryan Dropped a Tree on His Neighbor's House
August 12, 2022 15:31 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBSebastian Bach is Dan’s real mom. Jon Bon Lohman was denied access to the jizz tub. Shrooms on the beach. Final meal: ass. I dig the bungee. For me, it's just the way I live my life. I grip it and I rip it. 2 claws 2 hard 2 cum. On a real note: should The Used and Story of the Year tour together? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twi...
#96 - Too Many Mummies, Not Enough Tombs.
August 05, 2022 05:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MBPhysically, I don’t bloat. Close your eyes and picture this: Josh at his desk, listening to tasty licks. Fourth gear, pinned, straight into a tree. I fell off a cruise ship, but I’m back. Yeah, oh shit. Yeah, oh shit! Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not going to say I survived, I’m going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there, and I swear to God, he looked not at me, but into my soul. Into my goddamn soul, Annie. A...
#95 - Who Threw Up in Bobby’s Couch? (ft. Bobby Jaycox)
July 29, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBCancel your Tinder date! Tonight, live at the Spaghetti Factory on South Lindbergh Blvd: The Where the Dicks Have Ears Tour - Featuring Billy Corgan, Taylor Swift, Nelly, Sevendust, and a special performance by Mexican horses with chlamydia wearing lycra SOTY shirts. Afterparty at the Florissant VFW hall. Tickets on sale now at storyoftheyeardudewholovesstoryoftheyear.com We also actually talk about our new music video in this episode. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/sto...
#94 - The Wonder Years: Starring D.B. Cooper (ft. Jon Bernstein)
July 22, 2022 11:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBI’m alive, but I’m barely breathing now because I didn’t do my research on ambulance protocol. Saint Louis is just a quick walk from Jerusalem. Communist zombies. Combies. The combie apocalypse. Tear off my penis and swallow it. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter...
#93 - SCOTUS Can Suck One (ft. Bon Lohman)
July 01, 2022 06:36 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBSupport Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, war...
#92 - This Episode Brought to You by Tom Cruise
June 24, 2022 11:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBStory of the Year: The Pittsburgh Pirates of music. DIY Kinko’s Gangsters. No viable eggs. Plug into that thermos and let me hear some Clapton licks. Lemme get a dose of Momma’s Mucinex. Two buttons at once so you don’t cut your hands off. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram ...
#91 - Keep the Butt Temp 100
June 17, 2022 11:00 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBBB Gun Danny, Pew Pew Peanut, Ricochet Rhino, and Ol’ Crossbow Wills present a 'The Burbs' themed Emo Night, hosted by Bill Cosby. I chimed in with “haven’t you people ever heard of…there go the goddamn brownies.” For tickets and event information, call 1-800-BARTEND. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram...
#90 - Thank You for Being a Friend ft. T-Pain from I’m a Boat
June 10, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBYou a SOTY fan? Then you Ben Affleck. Dan’s favorite childhood activity was prison sex, but now he’s old, and he has to get his Tool tattoo removed. Let me tell you a story about an old, prehistoric, sepia tone-lookin-ass dude with no air conditioning. A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through. But yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B., and he refused to step in line. A vision ...
#90 - Thank You for Being a Friend (ft. T-Pain from I’m a Boat)
June 10, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBYou a SOTY fan? Then you Ben Affleck. Dan’s favorite childhood activity was prison sex, but now he’s old, and he has to get his Tool tattoo removed. Let me tell you a story about an old, prehistoric, sepia tone-lookin-ass dude with no air conditioning. A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through. But yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B., and he refused to step in line. A vision ...
#90 - “Thank You for Being a Friend” (ft. T-Pain from I’m a Boat)
June 10, 2022 11:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBYou a SOTY fan? Then you Ben Affleck. Dan’s favorite childhood activity was prison sex, but now he’s old, and he has to get his Tool tattoo removed. Let me tell you a story about an old, prehistoric, sepia tone-lookin-ass dude with no air conditioning. A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo, there lived a humble family, religious through and through. But yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do. His name was young J.B., and he refused to step in line. A vision...
#89 - New Album is Done (Cover Art by Tom from MySpace)
June 03, 2022 07:32 - 39 minutes - 26.9 MBEleven brand new SMASH HITS from Story of the Year, featuring D’Marcus Williums, T.J. Juckson, T’Variuness King, Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, D’Squarius Green, Jr., Ibrahim Moizoos, Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde, D’Jasper Probincrux III, Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz, Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, Davoin Shower-Handel, Hingle McCringleberry, L’Carpetron Dookmarriot, J’Dinkalage Morgoone, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, Saggitariutt Jefferspin, D’Glester Hardunkichud, Swirvithan L’Goodling...
#88 - Welcome to My Wife (ft. Bobby Jaycox)
May 20, 2022 06:39 - 53 minutes - 30.4 MBNever-ending hallways, dinosaurs, asteroids, cavemen. Fuck a credit score, I’m getting a Super Soaker. Mail-in emissions tests now available; pickle jar not included. They’re dirty, their teeth are yellow, boobs look different... He was born in the 1900’s, and then he woke up from a coma with no dick. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: I...
#87 - The Fart Mic Cometh
May 13, 2022 11:00 - 45 minutes - 30.9 MBJosh can only tolerate his kids when he’s on drugs. Dan Marsala: C-3PO enthusiast. Emo-Themed Glamping. They’re only sucking half of it. Don’t listen, just watch the beard move. KEEP. CLUTCH’S NAME. OUT YOUR FUCKING. MOUTH. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: ...
#86 - The Eternal Battle For Bobby Jaycox’s Butthole (ft. Bobby Jaycox)
May 06, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBPremiering next month on HBO Mid: Agaped on Tinder. Sherbet ice cream, and ham in their salads. Where do toboggans come from? If you have a baby, you’re a slut. Foot on the monitor: cool stance or cry for help? Vanilla Ice is Ryan’s celebrity crush. The smell of music can habit-forming. Do not smell music if you have a heart condition, are pregnant, or are breastfeeding. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com ...
#85 - Hug, Handshake, or Butthole? (ft. Bobby Jaycox)
April 29, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBHow much do you have to pay to be Batman? It used to be called the butt hawk. Subwoofers on a horse. Sorry, John Goodman. We need both rooms. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black...
#84 - Not Bad for a Bunch of Conquistadors.
April 22, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBRanking SOTY albums, worst to best. What flavor comes from the main udder? Jesus is cooler when he’s a wizard. Long ass intro, just enough notes. Same sound. 25% speed. Shout out Faux Head. This that Pope shit. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram S...
#83 - Bugs and Drugs (Remembering Greg Haupt)
April 15, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBContribute to Greg's family support fund here. Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dead, pop-punk, punk, screamo, warped tour, vans warped tour, Kevin Lyman, the used, Atreyu, my chemical romance, Yellowcard, William Ryan key, bayside, Silverstein, Shane told, Saosin, every time I die, Anberlin, Glassjaw, he is legend, destroy rebuild until god shows,...
#82 - The Best Episode Yet (ft. Kevin Cassidy, B-Loney, and Chip Shaft)
April 08, 2022 07:14 - 1 hour - 36.2 MBThe episode title is accurate. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, emo's not dea...
#81 - Coffin Flop (ft. @sotydiscord)
March 28, 2022 06:36 - 42 minutes - 29.5 MBSpectrum is planning to drop 22 channels, including Corncob TV. They're saying by the end of 2022, Corncob TV won't be available on your cable menu. That means you won't be able to see some of your favorite Corncob TV shows, including Coffin Flop. They're saying they want to drop Coffin Flop because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum "NO." They're saying Coffin Flop's not a show—it's just hours and hours of fo...
#80 - Britney Spears Loves SOTY
March 18, 2022 11:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MBIs reverse childbirth possible? Show me your decroded Dark Vader tattoo. Dan would rather be melted than live in a basement. Go for your dreams. Be a Josh Brolin impersonator. Call 1-800-PP-5-1-Doo-Doo. I’m in your corner. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: I...
#79 - dicktoothbrush.com
March 11, 2022 12:00 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MBThis week on CSI St. Louis: The Tale of the Runaway Kia. It’s like the one in Dan's basement: it’s got a spine and a hump. I heard the Batmans is emo now. Dan’s dad has never seen the internet. Josh is basically guilty of a hit and run. Do you think Darth Vader shit with his helmet on? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitte...
St. Louis Music Meetup with John Oakes
March 04, 2022 11:00 - 39 minutes - 27 MBThe truth is, I’ve had one boyfriend, and his name was Dr. Warren Carmichael, and he was my economics professor, and he was 56 years old, and he was very smart, and he dressed like a casual beach man to come to class, with flip-flops and everything, and I gotta tell you, I found that very very hot. One day before class, he walked in, and he comes up to me and he goes “nice Patagonia shirt. Gotta get me one of those.” Let’s just say I knew what he meant, okay? Full lightning bolt through my ...
#78 - Meet Me in the Airport Bathroom 911-69 (ft. Ryan Key and Bon Lohman)
February 25, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBWilliam Ryan Key of Yellowcard and John Bon Lohman of Warrant hang with us on the pod this week. Everyone is equal at the airport. I don’t put my own lyrics this many. Super hornt flamingos came flying over. Dan doesn’t want to be around anymore. Ryan Key’s plane has almost crashed…twice. Bon saw a dude named Basmati washing his balls in a public bathroom sink. Enjoy your vegan meat sticks. RIP Story of the Year; they died assholes. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyo...
#77 - Does Walgreens Sell Molly?
February 18, 2022 12:00 - 15 minutes - 10.3 MBHis name was Skip. Lived over on Elm, had a wife, a couple of kids, ya know? Not too sharp, I mean, hey the guy's 40 years old, he's wearing a paper hat and he's making cherry Cokes, it's a cinch he's not running for governor, right? Anyway, it got hot that summer, I remember it got REAL hot. It was sweltering. Ya know that heat where your underwear sweats and it crawls up the...anyway, it's hot, okay? And they start...they start smelling this, this really vile stench over on Elm and they fig...
#76 - Dishes are Done, Man
February 11, 2022 12:00 - 26 minutes - 18.3 MBJosh’s drum set beats make the boys stiff. Ryan’s dog died, and now he can’t cum. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blu...
#75 - All Tuna, All the Time.
February 04, 2022 12:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBOne time Adam got fleas. Cops don’t understand Liquid Death. If you see somebody coming, woofle. Speaking of robots playing bass…how you expect me to go six days without smoked wheats? The only way to write a hit song is to risk your life trying to save a canoe. We couldn’t always afford good road crew, but we could afford Arby’s. Pick up one of those bottles we can put sticks in and make the room smell like vanilla bean! Kevin McCallister shreds guitar. Shout out to our sponsor, A Day to Rem...
#74 - I Got a Fever, and the Only Prescription is More Washboard (ft. A Day to Remember and Beartooth)
January 28, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBThis week we're hanging with Kevin Skaff and Neil Westfall of A Day to Remember, and Caleb Shomo of Beartooth! You know it’s a good riff when you have to get up and take a shit. Beartooth invented COVID. Every member of A Day to Remember has a Story of the Year tattoo. Keep jam jars where they belong. Past Kevin is way cooler than now Kevin. If you think Home Alone 3 is the best one, you’re a fucking psycho. Get out. The Matrix was a documentary. All positive things henceforth are fake. Past...
#73 - CumUnion (ft. GUAPLORD and $mokecheddathaassgetta)
January 21, 2022 12:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MBSorry this is long and thick and hurt you. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo nite, e...
#72 - The Altoona Incident
January 14, 2022 12:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBThe infamous Altoona Incident...Dan's worst-ever meltdown on stage, and the low point Story of the Year's career. Terrible night. Great story. Lesson learned: never go raw dog on stage. So sit back, open a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon, and enjoy. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram...
#71 - Skin-colored Whammy Bar
January 07, 2022 12:00 - 44 minutes - 30.2 MBWelcome to Late Night with Ben Kenobi. The vagina is nature's pocket. Ryan loves trees, but loves his Hello Kitty notebooks more. To be perfectly honest, I would love to fist bump a robot. Ted Lasso > Dave > Cobra Kai. The first day of every year sucks for Dan. Ryan still hates cartoons. Warped Tour was only ever possible because of the hemp jewelry tent. Hello, computer? Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com...
#70 - Adam Has COVID
December 31, 2021 12:00 - 41 minutes - 76.2 MBI don't have enough energy to write show notes. I have COVID. Don't @ me. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon,...
#69 - Grandpas Are Everywhere, Dude
December 24, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 67.6 MBNever fuck unarmed. But the kangaroo is naked. Her name is Tina. She can really dry out a room. I have a picture of her fingers on my mic stand. I hope The Boys are ready for school. Bros before hoes, and the hoes is just everything else. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram t...
Grandpas Are Everywhere, Dude
December 24, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 67.6 MBNever fuck unarmed. But the kangaroo is naked. Her name is Tina. She can really dry out a room. I have a picture of her fingers on my mic stand. I hope The Boys are ready for school. Bros before hoes, and the hoes is just everything else. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: ghostsignal.co Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter R...
#68 - We Are One Long, Hard Unit
December 17, 2021 12:00 - 21 minutes - 39.2 MBWe're still in the studio. Music is still awesome. Support Story of the Year on Patreon: patreon.com/storyoftheyear Get Story of the Year merch: storyoftheyearmerch.com Follow Story of the Year on social media: Instagram twitter Dan: Instagram twitter Adam: Instagram twitter Josh: Instagram twitter Ryan: Instagram Story of the year, page avenue, in the wake of determination, the black swan, the constant, wolves, until the day I die, Pabst blue ribbon, liquid death, emo, emo...