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550 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratings

For over 5 years, Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young have brought you the best of the worst of the internet. From BBLiveshow to NSFW, from live events at DragonCon to Nerdtacular, BB and JRY want nothing more than to make you laugh so hard that you feel guilty and ashamed. We're everything that's right about the internet being so wrong. After half a decade, we've decided to take our show independent. If you're a long time fan, nothing's changed except we can now do whatever we want... So, I guess a lot has changed.

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Episodes

Episode 149: A Ripping Yarn

December 28, 2016 04:45 - 301 MB Video

Brian and Justin tell the story of Brian's new drone and then they look back at some of the things that happened in 2016.

Episode 148: Santa Has Diplomatic Immunity (w/ Santa)

December 21, 2016 04:59 - 261 MB Video

We're streaming on Twitch now, we're wrong for hating Rogue One, and Santa is here to tell us that he had sex with all our moms.

Episode 147: Beep Beep... Hi!

December 14, 2016 04:33 - 250 MB Video

Bonnie thinks we showed her a bestiality video and then Brian bought his fiscally responsible dream car.

Episode 146: It Was a Graveyard Splash

December 07, 2016 05:14 - 224 MB Video

Justin doesn't respect dead people, but he does know how to take out the trash, Brian is riding high on his accurate predictions from last episode and OH MY GOD IS ALEX JONES A SECRET DJ?

Episode 145: Poolboy Wilt (w/ Mikey Neumann)

November 30, 2016 04:00 - 331 MB Video

It's been a big week for both Justin and Brian's business endeavors and then we FINALLY have the return of Mikey Neumann as he blesses us with a Guy-Fieri-themed quiz.

Episode 144: Nancy 500

November 23, 2016 05:43 - 313 MB Video

Justin is live from his childhood bedroom to talk about various car troubles and then we rethink our ironic sound effects in another rousing round of Blitz Quiz! All this and more on a GROSS episode of Night Attack! Ya know… a gross? Like 144? Because this is episode 144 and a gross is 144 things. Whatever.

Episode 143: Weird Red Canyon

November 15, 2016 03:15 - 250 MB Video

Justin is still in Austin as the guys talk about their recent election-themed rock opera, their opinions of eating on a livestream, and horrific eye injuries.

Episode 142: God King: The Musical (w/ MikeTV)

November 10, 2016 05:01 - 280 MB Video

MikeTV joins Justin and Brian live in the Austin studio to sing about recent political events.

Episode 141: Flavor Toothpaste

November 02, 2016 04:00 - 268 MB Video

We find out that Justin and Brian have diametrically opposed views on running out in the desert with friends, we decide that now is the perfect time to hold the First-Annual Best Vine Awards and we get distracted watching some idiots drink flaming shots on YouTube.

Episode 140: That's Illegal (w/ Jason Murphy)

October 26, 2016 03:52 - 335 MB Video

Jason Murphy returns to the show to tell us of his whirlwind adventures at a massive Hollywood premiere and legitimately makes Brian supremely jealous when he reveals that he was able to have an extended chat with one of Brian's heroes.

Episode 139: Beautiful Submarines

October 19, 2016 02:15 - 234 MB Video

We're all back in the good ol' US of A to talk about haircuts, cool boy names and dumb Kickstarters, then we finish it off with a discussion about the 2016 Winter Movie Draft and some unfortunate jokes.

Episode 138: The Chancellor's Revenge

October 11, 2016 19:06 - 242 MB Video

It's another mid-day Bright Attack! Justin tells more tales of his trip out to the ancient land of Britain, including a run-in with a homophobe, American impressions and losing his iPhone. On the other side of the pond, Bonnie rubbed pepper spray into her face and a friend of the show got dragged into a twitter controversy.

Episode 137: Hang Up, Sorry! (w/ MikeTV)

October 04, 2016 22:00

Justin is out in Jolly Ol' England to exploit the British and their Brexit-weakened Pound. Meanwhile, back in Austin, MikeTV is live in studio to hang out, play some songs and annoy a customer service representative of a women's fashion brand.

Episode 136: Rippity Dee (w/ Aunty Donna)

September 28, 2016 05:09

It's a packed house! Brian, Justin, Tom Merritt and those Aunty Donna boys are all together in the same room in Los Angeles! It gets pretty blue!

Episode 135: Prison Logic Attack (w/ Romany Malco)

September 21, 2016 04:40

We welcome back Romany Malco into the warm embrace of the Diamond Club as we talk about his campaign to make a Tijuana Jackson movie. Then another old friend makes a surprise appearance for the SECOND HOUR of the show.

Episode 134: The Man in the White Castle (w/ Adam Curry)

September 14, 2016 02:00

Hoo boy, Adam Curry is live in Austin for a real loose episode. We talk about harambe, weed legalization, pirate radio, vasectomies, and rich white people.

Episode 133: Live From Dragon Con 2016

September 04, 2016 04:00

We're back for our 7th year at Dragon Con in Atlanta, Georgia! This time, we're joined by Scott Sigler and Turquoise Jeep to get drunk and play Don't Get Brody'd, PowerPoint Roulette, and DragonCon Cosplay Thunderdome!

Episode 132: 7pm Somewhere

August 31, 2016 04:10

Oh crap, DragonCon is less than a week away. We reveal our plans for the live show and announce some special guests, then we finally get to the bottom of this whole Harambe thing. #DicksAtNight

Episode 131: 4 Harambe

August 24, 2016 02:15

Brian becomes a locally acknowledged D-List celebrity, Presidential etiquette while high, and Blitz Quiz returns...mostly.

Episode 130: 7% Approval

August 17, 2016 04:00

We get a jump start on our plans for DragonCon, talk about classic-literature-based sex videos, watch yet another racist music video and we're introduced to two fascinating new characters.

Episode 129: Poisoned Apples

August 10, 2016 04:00

The guys recap their whirlwind trips across the country in which they drank together all day at Disney World then went their separate ways to different conventions where Brian suffered through a nightmare scenario at a city full of hackers.

Episode 128: Live From CreateCon 2016

July 31, 2016 00:00

We're live in Orlando for the first ever CreateCon! Tom Merritt and Jocelyn Moffett join us to talk about racist songs and then we play a round of Don't Get Brody'd with Garrett Weinzierl.

Episode 127: Career-Ending Racism

July 27, 2016 05:00

Justin is still hard at work reporting on politics and interacting with famous dog puppets in an unexpected manner, Bonnie tries to learn the meaning of yet another vulgar slang term, and did that lady REALLY do a Nazi salute on national television?

Episode 126: Pronouns and Salad (w/ Mikey Neumann)

July 20, 2016 05:30

Justin is live from the Republican National Convention in Cleveland where he is reporting for BitTorrent news and we are joined by Nikey Neumann for another challenging quiz.

Episode 125: The Windmill of Pain (w/ Jason Bryant)

July 12, 2016 18:00

It's Tuesday morning and it's time for a Day Attack! Brian is live from Ohio and we're joined by the co-host of the 2016 Podcast Awards, Jason Bryant.

Episode 124: Night.Attack.Ep.124.HDTV.720P.ac3.xvid.avi

July 06, 2016 04:00

Justin talks about a new job that he probably shouldn't talk about yet, one of Brian's daughters has taken up the violin, we watch a lady get her hand stabbed by a magician and then Brian has conflicting feelings about meditation. I really hope you didn't pirate this episode.

Episode 123: Estonian Man Ruins Everything

June 29, 2016 03:47

We recap the "scandal" that occurred during the Podcast Awards, then Captain Morgan and Admiral Nelson face off in a classic Maritime State Capital Showdown.

Episode 122: Call 312-863-3109

June 22, 2016 04:00

Brian and Justin work out the details for next week's maritime contest between Admiral Nelson and Captain Morgan, then Scott Sigler returns to play Name That Autocomplete. Also, call 312-863-3109. No, I'm serious. Call it.

Episode 121: Ding Ding Ding Winner For You!

June 15, 2016 04:00

We have a challenger to the throne of Night Attack's official spiced rum and the guys add to their increasingly girthy radio show demo reel. Cum.

Episode 120: By Thrall's Balls

June 08, 2016 04:00

Brian whips Justin into shape he is about to head out on tour, Justin came up with a wingdinger of a bit, then the guys spoil some of the summer's most anticipated films.

Episode 119: Is This An Intervention?

June 01, 2016 04:00

Hey, you ever been in a fight? The guys tell stories about the various physical altercations they've been in, we get really excited about being turned into young adult mystery/romance cover models and we once again look back at old Brian and Justin quotes that we have no memory of.

Episode 118: The Surly Goat Farmer

May 25, 2016 04:00

We expose Bonnie to another legendary internet shock site, Mikey Neumann returns to quiz us on our knowledge of dumb podcasts and we go over the officially nominated shows for the 2016 Podcast Awards (Spoiler alert: A lot of our friends' shows got nominated).

Episode 117: Eisenhower's Toot

May 18, 2016 02:10

Brian is confused by a product review that is simultaneously gushing and damning, then Rob Krekel returns as we take a deep dive into the intricacies of queefs.

Episode 116: San Francisco Night Attack Live 2016

May 08, 2016 07:00

The show is live from the PianoFight bar in San Francisco with Ali Spagnola and Tom Merritt as we learn how to best introduce old people to podcasts, continue the Startup Spelling Bee, and expose personal information on the internet!

Episode 115: Burpees for Beelzebub

May 04, 2016 04:08

We hear more about Justin's experience in New Orleans and try once more to find hidden treasure amongst a heap of garbage in a round of Trial By JuRY.

Episode 114: Crack Castle

April 27, 2016 03:35

Justin goes back to his roots as he reprises his role as a road weary reporter, we listen to an extremely offensive song that still exists for some reason and we prepare for the next in an increasingly long list of live Night Attack shows.

Episode 113: Mike McCluskey

April 20, 2016 04:00

We officially announce the details about the next live Night Attack show in San Francisco, Brian becomes a Twitter detective and Mikey Neumann joins us to find the worst neighborhood in the country.

Episode 112: But First, The Weather!

April 13, 2016 02:00

Authors, Andrew Mayne and Peter J. Wacks join us to write a grim tale of two Taco Bell employees who climb the corporate ladder by way of cannibalaism.

Episode 111: Diplomagic Immunity

April 06, 2016 02:00

Brian and Bonnie steal art, Garrett Weinzierl from The Angry Chicken panders to us, we bawnder back and exclusive coverage on the latest podcast listener movement. #BAWK

Episode 110: Seth Rogen or Kill Yogurt

March 30, 2016 04:00

We're finally back in Austin and Oakland for a classic Night Attack to recap the events of SXSW, check out some weird products on AliExpress and plan for future live events in Orlando (definitely) and Las Vegas (maybe).

Episode 109: 2016 Summer Movie Draft

March 23, 2016 04:27

It's the 2016 Summer Movie Draft! Movies go for so much more and so much less than you would expect! Also 13 people talking over each other for an hour and half.

Episode 108: Austin Night Attack Live 2016

March 12, 2016 22:00

We're live from the Brew Exchange in Austin, TX for the first ever Austin Night Attack Live! Tom Merritt, OhDoctah, The Possum Posse and the Chatrealm are here to take a look at a questionable tattoo and play 30 Seconds or DIAF.

Episode 107: Inspector Snatchet

March 08, 2016 05:46

This episode has it all: Justin in studio, political impressions, the 1970s, Pap Smears, 6-year-old's diaries and devil sticks. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Episode 106: The Old Man and the Kayak

March 02, 2016 04:58

We take a closer look at this year's political candidates, explain why you maybe shouldn't vote and we campaign for some new, non-sentient candidates.

Episode 105: Some Extra Sleep

February 24, 2016 04:30

Sarah Lane is back to Zolve more Pr0blems, then we learn how Brian got second-degree burns and Justin went to the ER within hours of each other in completely unrelated events.

Episode 104: Tigris and Euphrates

February 17, 2016 04:28

Everyone is sick, but that doesn't stop us from preparing for our live Night Attack extravaganza at South By Southwest! The Chatrealm comes up with names for new bits that Brian and Justin flesh out for their big live episode in four weeks.

Episode 103: I Cloth

February 10, 2016 05:29

Justin is back from the campaign trail, the Brushwood girls are training to be grizzled war vets, But Cuba makes a return and we find out that we're all just real Human Beans

Episode 102: Not A Podcast

February 03, 2016 05:00

Awww snap! It's a pre-recorded episode! No livestream! No chat! But there's still live callers? Sure, whatever. We talk about our dreams and nightmares and then we ask a 13-year-old about hypothetical sex and his significant other.

Episode 101: Seattle Traffic

January 27, 2016 05:23

Justin is preparing for his trip to Iowa and the Compliment Bomb makes a magnificent return.

Episode 100: That's 100 Episodes!

January 20, 2016 04:51

We made it to 100 episodes! Again! Tom Merritt returns to the show as we look back on the history of this and all previous incarnations of Brian and Justin's show.

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