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550 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 20 ratings

For over 5 years, Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young have brought you the best of the worst of the internet. From BBLiveshow to NSFW, from live events at DragonCon to Nerdtacular, BB and JRY want nothing more than to make you laugh so hard that you feel guilty and ashamed. We're everything that's right about the internet being so wrong. After half a decade, we've decided to take our show independent. If you're a long time fan, nothing's changed except we can now do whatever we want... So, I guess a lot has changed.

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Episodes

Episode 99: I Want Something Dumber

January 13, 2016 07:53

Justin and Brian got day drunk in Oakland, went on a top-secret, undercover mission, listened to a love song written for a friend of the show and then we learn when all of our favorite words were invented.

Episode 98: Actually, It Was "Joy"

January 06, 2016 04:48

Brian sneaks up on a fan, The Contender is Iowa bound and we try to get to the bottom of your best tall tales.

Episode 97: Kardashigans

December 30, 2015 05:21

We take a look into the shockingly bleak life of Santa Claus, review 2015 and realize just how out of the loop we are and we experience a harrowing moment in the middle of the show when somebody remembers that they forgot to take their medication.

Episode 96: Barrister Paramore

December 23, 2015 05:05

The guys recount their exciting VR adventures and Brian FINALLY bought a puppy! Like… a real puppy, not the one he's been teasing for the past six months.

Episode 95: Gooooood Mornin Mommy!

December 16, 2015 05:17

Justin's back in the P House to talk about the latest adventures he and Brian have been up to, we get some exciting news about the upcoming Star Wars movie and the only King of the North that matters, Saint Nick himself, is here to answer your letters.

Episode 94: Rated F

December 09, 2015 03:10

We tackle the real issues this week. Christmas trees: real or fake? Punchlines: overrated? 10 second calls: too long? Brian: sufficiently in that Booty?

Episode 93: (SHOW TITLE)

December 02, 2015 05:00

We get a payoff to the Bunchems debacle, we hang out with Fred Schneider from The B-52's and read some EXTREMELY offensive phrases that people have had to apologize for.

Episode 92: Strongly Agree with Reservations?

November 25, 2015 05:00

The Brushwood girls are making national news, we take the temperature of Iowa voters and is Brian sufficiently becoming part of the booty?

Episode 91: You Could Win A 2012 Kia Soul!

November 18, 2015 03:05

What was thought to be a 15 minute story turns into a 45 minute journey into the time in which Brian and Justin got roped into hosting a New Years Eve party for which they never got paid. Then some other stuff happens. A great song remix, Mission: ImStosselable, we watch Brian dance some more. It's a good one.

Episode 90: I'm Allergic to B's

November 10, 2015 05:00

Justin is back in Austin for a world record 4th time in a row! Mission ImStosselable continues and MikeTV joins us to create a new band and force Brian's employees to change their names.

Episode 89: Bonn Stossel

November 04, 2015 04:00

Justin quit his day job, will the guys FINALLY be better at keeping their promises? We read some horrendous erotic short fiction and John Stossel, PLEASE COME ON OUR SHOW!

Episode 88: What is wrong with your face?

October 28, 2015 02:00

Man, this is quite an episode, Justin recalls a harrowing experience of overwhelmingly positive customer service, we examine some racial slurs, Brian might have a medical condition, and then Tay Allyn joins us for a girls night!

Episode 86: Aunty Donna Attack

October 14, 2015 04:00

This week we officially announce our campaign to get John Stossel on the show, then we finally get those Aunty Donna boys on the show. Oh crap! AND the first episode of Brian's reality dance competition show is out. This is an awesome episode.

Episode 85: Death is Stronger than Pride

October 07, 2015 02:00

We're going back to the basics for this episode. We watch some YouTube videos, talk to a musical guest, create a minimally acceptable ad-read, and look back at the history of the internet.

Episode 84: Fruit Flies and Chill

September 30, 2015 02:02

The water on Mars announcement has inspired us to put our lab coats on. With the help of Dr. Kiki we bring butts to the audio listeners, we spread scientific knowledge to the art community, and we energize one of Brian's employees.

Episode 83: Night Attack and Chill

September 24, 2015 23:00

Brian has finally cured his dance fever as he, Tom and Justin get ready to play Chatrealm Feud, watch Netflix and chill

Episode 82: Tom's Oats

September 16, 2015 04:00

It's a post-con screw-around episode! No bits! Just an hour and a half of hanging out with Tom Merritt.

Episode 81: DragonCon #420YOLOswagblazeit360noscope

September 07, 2015 03:10

It's our sixth annual DragonCon live episode! As is tradition, Tom Merritt, Veronica Belmont and Bonnie Brushwood join the show to talk about Justin's wedding, robot cockfighting, cosplay and Don't Get Brody'd.

Episode 80: Waffle Stomp

September 02, 2015 02:30

This is an old school, hangout episode. No games, no bits, just Brian, Justin and Brett talking and making jokes for almost two hours, then an old friend returns for the final portion of the show.

Episode 79: EFFADULTERY

August 26, 2015 02:20

Brian books a dinner date in LA, Scott Johnson joins us for Chatrealm Feud and X GON' GIVE IT TO YA

Episode 78: Guillotine Leg Drops Can’t Melt Steel Beams

August 18, 2015 03:30

Justin and long-time friend of the show, C. Robert Cargill have made the trip out to Brian's studio for a big ol' episode of talking and wearing offensive shirts.

Episode 77: Abraham Thunderdicks

August 12, 2015 04:00

Justin is in Las Vegas so we HAVE to gamble. But this ain't one of our usual games with zero stakes, this time around there are serious financial and social consequences!

Episode 76: Kibbles N Bitch

August 05, 2015 02:15

MikeTV is back in studio as the guys ask the tough questions to America's politicians.

Episode 75: Live from Nerdtacular 2015!

August 01, 2015 04:40

This week Brian and Justin are joined by Tom Merritt, Anthony Carboni, and Jeff Cannata live from Nerdtacular 2015!

Episode 74: Two Asshole Friends of Andrew Mayne

July 22, 2015 02:10

Two larger than life figures make a shocking return to the show. Both are authors who have spent a lot of time thinking about murder. That's right! Hitler and Andrew Mayne are here to face off in a current event trivia showdown!

Episode 73: The Indian in the Cupboard

July 15, 2015 05:00

The guys are together in Justin's Oakland studio and they put together an amazing episode. Brian angered a 7-Eleven owner, we play Name That Autocorrect, there's yet another way to answer the phone and finally an old friend returns.

Episode 72: Knock-Knock... SHUT UP

July 09, 2015 02:15

Brian, Justin, and Bonnie talk about the best way to answer their phones, they make fun of some made up startups, then Scott Sigler stops by to play a game with Brian.

Episode 71: snakevirus420yoloswag

July 01, 2015 02:12

Brian is live from a closet in Georgia for a week of family cornholing and fixing wifi. Then we play Name that Autocomplete and audition for Apple's new radio station.

Episode 70: Eurnailed it!

June 23, 2015 20:00

FINALLY! It's the Euro Show! We talk to PolymathMolly about last week's compliment bomb and then Wil Harris stops by for the triumphant return of the Startup Spelling Bee.

Episode 69: Spagnailed it!

June 17, 2015 02:15

Justin farted on a dude in First Class, Brian sounds great in Latin America, and then Ali Spagnola helps us heap praise on an unsuspecting YouTuber.

Episode 68: Veronica Nails It

June 10, 2015 04:19

The Brushwoods are NOT getting a puppy, Veronica is here to give you advice and then she absolutely nails it with her interpretation of "Bikie Wars".

Episode 67: It's Happening! It's In The WRONG PLACE!

June 03, 2015 02:30

After a day of constant travel delays, Justin and Brian come together for janky first half hour of whistling and Blitz Quiz followed by a laid back last hour in which they discuss Brian's butt hair and Justin's dumb e-book.

Episode 66: Failure Points

May 27, 2015 03:49

Brian and Justin talk about their plans for the future of the show as well as future albums. Then we witness the triumphant return of Cannatadome.

Episode 65: Worse Than the Sarlacc

May 20, 2015 04:00

We learn about alternate uses for grapefruits and after a 90 question test, we confirm everything we already knew about Justin's personality.

Episode 64: The Cave of All Secrets

May 13, 2015 03:30

Justin guides us through some meditation, we get further proof that Chad is the embodiment of western privileged and we enter the cave of all secrets.

Episode 63: Balls Like the TARDIS

May 06, 2015 02:15

Justin is live in Austin as MikeTV returns to improvise musical covers of internet videos and Brian brings attention to an unforgivable scene from the 1970s Disney movie "Pete's Dragon".

Episode 61: A Real Chet Paige Turner

April 22, 2015 02:10

Our dumb self-help book, The Journey, has be released and we watch it climb the charts. Then Sarah joins us for another round of Problem Solvers and MC Allergy graces us with another track about the tribulations of living with food allergies.

Episode 60: The Wind of My Butt When I Fart

April 16, 2015 02:30

The Podcast Awards were last night and the guys recap how things went. Spoiler alert: It was a clean sweep. Then we see some of the amazing Star Wars costumes Andrew has been working on.

Episode 59: It's just like Card Sharks

April 08, 2015 02:30

Brian has an awkward encounter at the gym in which he literally uses money as a sweat rag, then he finally achieves his lifelong dream of being on a game show and a random Scam School fan calls in and derails the show.

Episode 58: Summer Movie Draft 2015

April 01, 2015 02:20

IT'S THE 2015 SUMMER MOVIE DRAFT!

Episode 57: Coo This Man

March 25, 2015 02:30

Tom Merritt is back to play Don't Get Brody'd, Brian is going on another "vacation" and we learn what it sounds like when doves cry.

Episode 56: Friends with Invoices

March 18, 2015 04:00

The guys recap the last five days of South By Southwest partying. The Merritt Sessions have been recorded, we learn what was going on in Justin's head during the Diamond Club party and the guys are seriously addicted to Hearthstone.

Episode 55: The Texas Two-Step

March 12, 2015 03:00

We're all set for South By So Wasted 2015, the Brushwoods go full-Texas, we fail at playing a Google game and then Diamond Club Hearthstone is unveiled.

Episode 54: How Could This Have Been Done

March 04, 2015 03:00

The guys stumble upon a poorly animated video revealing a magic trick, they read another chapter of Lincoln Express and we announce our Candidacy for Best Video Podcast of 2015.

Episode 53: That's A Year!

February 25, 2015 04:00

It's the third consecutive Night Attack 1st Anniversary show! We continue to celebrate our independence by talking a bit about the future of the show, we play some I Said WHAT?! and then Brian loses a Twitter follower.

Episode 52: That's Thursday?!?

February 20, 2015 03:00

Hey, it's a bonus Thursday show! Brian talks about how he first learned about sex and we slog through some not-so-great videos in Trial By Jury, but it's all worth it because we unearth some amazing Australian YouTube gold.

Episode 51: That's Erotica

February 18, 2015 03:00

Well, we ALMOST went a year without complete technical failures. In this episode, Tay Allyn joins us to read some erotic fiction, then she (possibly) shows us her nipple.

Episode 50: That's Bananas

February 11, 2015 03:00

Andrew Mayne is here to create a new team of Night Attack superheroes and offer his expert insight as an author to improve the Chatrealm's self-help book.

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