Nerd Poker
368 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2.5K ratingsEach week, under dark of night, in a dining room in Encino, a group of warriors led by Brian Posehn plays Dungeons & Dragons and you’re invited to attend!
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Episodes
Episode 18 - Deep in Misery's Halo
August 16, 2017 05:03 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBTheir new gifts and burdens weighing on their backs, our heroes Bodhi, Twee, and Tom venture deeper into the windy mists that circle Misery's Finger. Their new friend they love to hate, Shmoo, also reaches out again to make contact. Will Dan stop saying "so- uh" a thousand times? Will Goggo get everyone killed by being a creep with a short attention span? Only time will tell.
Episode 17 - I Have No Mouth, and Cannot Argue
August 09, 2017 16:41 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBOur heroes are departing Count Bariss' castle with some gifts they love and one in particular that they DO NOT LOVE AT ALL. They must also make a choice of heading Southeast through a halo of ghosts and a mysterious gate (spooky), or Southwest through a murky mountain pass that a map labels as covered in skeletons (scary). Will they finally engage a beast beyond their means? Will they recognize that the gross new NPC in their party is somewhat of an homage to some stuff? Only time will tell.
Episode 16 - Toasty!
August 01, 2017 19:15 - 56 minutes - 77.6 MBThe pyrotechnics just keep on comin' as the assault on Count Bariss' castle reaches its epic climax. There are not just damage rolls to be made, but also many, many charisma checks as the party confronts a special someone in sparkly armor. How many wombats with human faces will get cleaved in twain? Will anyone walk away from this encounter not-undead? Only time will tell.
Episode 15 - Bariss Junior
July 26, 2017 16:26 - 57 minutes - 79.2 MBThe siege of Count Bariss's castle continues, and as the party digs deeper through its chambers they encounter more and more disturbing abominations, including one of those soda machines with all the flavorings in it. Will everything get set on fire? Will Tom meet the re-animated Netty? No, he won't. But it will be creepy.
Episode 14 - Shrug To The Camera
July 19, 2017 16:20 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBOur heroes formally initiate a raid on Count Bariss' castle, leaving a mess on his doorstep before heading through the north tower window. Will they murder everything? Will their alignments change? C'mon, you know the answer. They kill a lot of gross stuff. Bodhi stomps.
Episode 13 - Stomp On It
July 12, 2017 13:55 - 58 minutes - 79.7 MBAs our heroes finish their standoff with the Lunar Elves, they make their way towards the castle of Count Bariss. On the way they meet many creatures that push all of Bodhi's buttons, and it will be a miracle if he doesn't immediately stomp on all of them. Will Brian be forced to change Bodhi's alignment? Will Twee continue to napalm the countryside? Only time will tell.
Episode 12 - I Wouldn't Do This in Real Life
July 05, 2017 05:24 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBAs our heroes continue their chat with the creepy moon elf something snaps in their heads, and things start to get a little warm in the woods. Will their alignments shift? Will Smoky the Bugbear show up and lecture them? Only time will tell.
Episode 11 - Misery's Finger
June 28, 2017 11:37 - 53 minutes - 73.8 MBThis episode the party decides to venture East to the mountain castle on their new map, only to encounter a creepy Daphne Zuniga looking moon elf. Will they once again slay every NPC they see? Or will they ask for directions for once? Only time will tell.
Episode 10 - Vorpal Bosch
June 21, 2017 06:15 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBOur adventurers have gotten slap happy from their vampiric victories and are now having fun storming the castle. Will they succeed in their campaign against Woody? Will they be defeated by a creepy door? Only time will tell.
Episode 9 - Phantasmal Pop Tart
June 13, 2017 01:43 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBIn this episode our adventurers realize they have a castle to explore and a leveling up to enjoy. And they meet Edmund, a thrall of the 8 vampires of Amynna, 2 of which are now dead. And now that they know there are 6 powerful vampires on their way to Ahmelegdha's castle the clock is ticking. Will they discover more loot? Or will they stumble onto something gross? Only time will tell.
Episode 8 - Coccyx
June 07, 2017 12:16 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBThis time around Twee makes it ABUNDANTLY clear just what his Doss Lute lets him do! And just in time, as not everyone is so happy that Count Ahmelegdha is dead. A lupine beast of some sort is ripping apart one of the recently liberated merchants in the courtyard and it's up to our heroes how many more will perish at its hands. Will Bodhi manage to suplex the creature? Will Tom manage to not get thrown into the woods? Will Dan memorize the complete flavor text of uncommon loot before handin...
Episode 7 - Did the Wrong Thing, But Oh Well
May 31, 2017 06:35 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBEver watch Innerspace and wish you could be inside Martin Short’s nose while he died of a sinus infection? Well you're about to find out as a monstrously congested Ken Daly somehow manages to fellate the microphone without anyone else noticing or stopping him. Sorry about that, for real. Oh, and also the party delves deep into the castle of Count Ahmelegdha, hoping to free his servants and get all the credit for it. Will they survive the cellar halls? Will Ken spring for some antibiotics? On...
Episode 6 - Nightmarish Chewing and a Vampire
May 24, 2017 06:09 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBMisophonia Trigger Warning: Ken decides to digest a slice of pizza directly into the mic and there's nothing to be done about it. But it eventually stops, and we hear our heroes! They meet a vampire named Count Ahmelegdha, and he is indeed a literal ruler of one of Amynna's counties. Will people get bitten? Is Ken too disgusting for the human ear to endure? Only time will tell.
Episode 5 - Time Crimes
May 17, 2017 07:33 - 1 hour - 51.2 MBThis episode our heroes meet a foe beyond any of them, a familiar annoyance, and one of the more mysterious properties of Amynna. Will they take control of their destinies or lose their faith? Only time will tell.
Episode 4 - Aw Netty
May 10, 2017 07:51 - 58 minutes - 46.6 MBWhen last we left our heroes, they had uncovered a tentacled beast in the abandoned Drow city and Tom Diretto was looking a little woozy. As he awakens things seem a bit different. Will he reunite with the love of his life? Or will he start chopping up his friends? Only time will tell.
Episode 3 - Manannan and the Lost City
May 02, 2017 21:56 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBThis episode our heroes learn some intel from the evil fairy named Goggo about the sea god Manannan and a strange rumor about wizards and the end of the world. Will they venture into a lost city, or get super emo from the bad news? Only time will tell.
Episode 2 - Pillbug Shadows
April 27, 2017 21:43 - 59 minutes - 47.5 MBOur adventurers have followed their new companion Lekyss the Dragonborn into the woods, only to encounter flickering shapes and a strange beast. Will they burn all the evil down? Only time will tell. For bonus episodes and to listen to all episodes a day early, subscribe at patreon.com/nerdpoker!
Episode 1 - Amynna
April 26, 2017 07:06 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBThe time has come to meet our new heroes: Bodhi, Tom Diretto, and Twee. They have sailed to the mysterious land of Amynna and found a shroud of mist. Will they find their fate without having to first pin it down and punch it to death? Only time will tell. Visit https://www.patreon.com/nerdpoker for more!