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Myopia Movies

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Welcome to season 10 of Myopia Movies! Each week we watch the movies from the 80s and 90s we grew up watching to address the lies that our memories and Blockbuster video told us. Do they hold up?

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Mighty Ducks 3

April 19, 2024 18:40 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Welcome to Myopia Movies, this week we wish there was mo Emilio! We watched Mighty Ducks 3, the search for more money.  How will Mighty Ducks 3 hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex

Pokemon: The First Movie

April 13, 2024 14:35 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a family film about dog fighting! We watched Pokemon: The First Movie, a film about GMOs, Euthanasia, and power no children should have.  How will Pokemon: The First Movie hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel, Alex, Keiko, and Nur Directed by Kunihiko Yuyama Starring Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Rica Matsumoto  

The NeverEnding Story

April 04, 2024 04:55 - 1 hour - 93.1 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we are traumatized by another movie about flying by the director of Air Force One. Join us for childhood changing moments with The NeverEnding Story! How will The NeverEnding Story hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Kellie, Jon, Daniel.   Directed by Wolfgang Petersen Starring: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Tami Stronach, Gerald McRaney

Mimic (1997)

March 29, 2024 17:38 - 1 hour - 101 MB

This week we call the exterminator and do a deep cleaning. We finish Quinntober with the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic (1997). The movie that has makes us afraid of CDC efforts to end malaria.  How will Mimic (1997) hold up? Host: Matthew  Panel: Nic and Charlie

The Phantom

March 21, 2024 04:13 - 1 hour - 34.7 MB

Welcome by to a Quinntober Episode of Myopia! We are talking about the bespandexed and coweled Indiana Batman knock-off, The Phantom!  How will The Phantom hold up?  Host: Matthew Panel: Nic and Candace, and Nur(?) Directed by Simon Wincer Starring: Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, James Remar, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Patrick McGoohan

The Ghost and the Darkness

March 14, 2024 04:13 - 57 minutes - 78.4 MB

This week of Quinntober we join two familiar faces as they shoot lions. We watched The Ghost and the Darkness, the movie where a British white savior isn't enough; you need an American as well. How will the Ghost and the Darkness hold up? Host: Matthew Panel: Nic, Nur, and Candace   Directed by Stephen Hopkins Starring: Michael Douglas, Val Kilmer, Tom Wilkinson, John Kani

Priest (2011)

March 08, 2024 17:23 - 1 hour - 103 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, would you look at that, it is Quinntober an entirely Matt Quinn programmed month, so we, of course are starting with a Sci-Fi Fantasy Movie, where priest warrior Paul Bettany fights vampires when the theocratic world government Catholic Church claims they have all been eliminated. Yup...Holy Hell this movie is nuts. Episode 450! Woo! How will Priest (2011) hold up? Host: Matthew Quinn Panel: Nic and Charlie Rose   Directed by Scott Stewart Starring: Paul Bett...

Ghost

March 01, 2024 22:03 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths.  How will Ghost hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel, Nur, Keiko   Directed by Jerry Zucker Starring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn, Vincent Schiavelli, Phil Leeds

Pretty Woman

February 22, 2024 05:46 - 1 hour - 72.1 MB

As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone's favorite PG13 movie about prostitution. How will Pretty Woman hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Lauren, Keiko, Nur   Directed by Garry Marshall Starring: Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Jason Alexander, Laura San Giacomo, Ralph Bellamy, Alex Hyde-White, Amy Yasbeck, Elinor Donahue, Hector Elizondo, Judith Baldwin, Hank Az...

Teen Witch

February 15, 2024 05:08 - 1 hour - 55.3 MB

This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf!  How will Teen Witch hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur Directed by Dorian Walker Starring: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Zelda Rubinstein  

Legend (1985)

February 08, 2024 05:21 - 1 hour - 80.4 MB

This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise's teeth don't line up in this film. I noticed it. I can't stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them thetans.  How will Legend (1985) hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Madison, Matthew, Keiko    Directed by Ridley Scott Starring: Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry, David Bennent, Billy Barty, Robert Picardo

Flashdance

February 02, 2024 18:07 - 1 hour - 71.9 MB

This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick.  How will Flashdance hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur Directed by Adrian Lyne Starring Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri, Lilia Skala, Sunny Johnson, Kyle T. Heffnerm, Lee Ving

Back to the Future

January 26, 2024 16:19 - 1 hour - 160 MB

This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future.  How will Back to the Future hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace   Directed by Robert Zemeckis Starring: Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Tom Wilson, Claudia Wells, Marc McClure, Wendie Jo Sperber, James Tolkan, Billy Zane

Jaws (1975)

January 19, 2024 02:30 - 1 hour - 158 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we keep open the beaches. We continue Hoffmannia by watching Jaws, a reminder of the time I screamed at the beach after stepping on a sea nettle. How will Jaws hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Matthew, Nur, Keiko Directed by Steven Spielberg Starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Carl Gottlieb  

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

January 12, 2024 03:07 - 1 hour - 137 MB

This week on another Hoffmanniac Month episode, you stick with us, because you want to live. We watched Terminator 2: Judgement Day, asta la vista, baby.   Also, welcome Nur to the Cineprov Family! How will Terminator 2: Judgement Day hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Nur, Charlie, Matthew. Directed by James Cameron Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick, Earl Boen, Joe Morton, Danny Cooksey, Xander Berkeley

Star Trek: Generations

January 04, 2024 20:41 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we start Hofftober Month and enter the Nexus! We watched Star Trek: Generations, one more Christmas movie this season. Yes, I curated the whole month, and yes Star Trek is fantastic.  How will Star Trek: Generations hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel, Nur, and Keiko.   Directed by David Carson Starring Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, James Doohan, Walte...

Silent Night, Deadly Night

December 28, 2023 19:05 - 1 hour - 83.5 MB

This week we visit the most depressing company Christmas Party in Cinema history. We watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, Bambi's revenge!  How will Silent Night, Deadly Night hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Matthew, and Charlie   Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr. Starring Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero, Robert Brian Wilson

Miracle on 34th Street

December 21, 2023 22:20 - 1 hour - 98.8 MB

This week, with Christmas rapidly approaching, we revisit John Hughes' tight legal drama. We learn where John Hammond hid after Jurassic Park, we watched Miracle on 34th Street! How will Miracle on 34th Street hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko and Nur Directed by Les Mayfield Written by Valentine Davies, George Seaton, John Hughes Starring Richard Attenborough, Elizabeth Perkins, Dylan McDermott, J.T. Walsh, James Remar, Jane Leeves, Simon Jones, William Windom, Mara Wilson, Robert Prosky

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus

December 14, 2023 05:17 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn it is ok to be a dentist. We splurge and watch two classic Rankin and Bass Shorts! We watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus, ground zero for the classic holiday characters Yukon Cornelius, The Bumble, Snow Miser and Heat Miser, and an elf who wants to be a dentist! Watch the puppet magic of the Charlie in a box and it snowing in South town!  How will Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus hol...

Home Alone 3

December 07, 2023 18:42 - 51 minutes - 47.2 MB

This week we fight the bad guys and defend our home! We watched Home Alone 3, the first one that isn't a classic.  How will Home Alone 3 hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko and Candace  Directed by Raja Gosnell Writen by John Hughes Starring Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt, Lenny von Dohlen

Rad (1986)

November 30, 2023 05:37 - 1 hour - 79 MB

Grab your BMX, this is about to get EXTREME! We watched the 1980s cult classic Rad! Directed by the stunt man behind Smokey and the Bandit.  How will Rad hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur Directed by Hal Needham Starring: Bart Conner, Lori Loughlin, Talia Shire, Ray Walston, Alfie Wise

Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

November 23, 2023 19:47 - 1 hour - 127 MB

This week we finish the epic film franchise that is perfect for when the turkey has you glued to the couch. We watched the Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King, All this stuffing is so heavy, Sam. Our most awarded and gayest movie to date! How will Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Madison, and Matthew Directed by Peter Jackson Starring: Sean Astin, Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Ian Holm, Ian McKellen, Bret McKenzie, Dominic Mo...

True Lies

November 16, 2023 05:19 - 1 hour - 84.9 MB

This week we visit Arnie, Tommy, and Jimmy as we make an American Austrian Bond Movie. We watched True Lies and trick our wives to do a sexy dance.  How will True Lies hold up? Host: Jon Panel: Nic and Christine   Directed by James Cameron Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Tia Carrere, Art Malik, Eliza Dushku, Grant Heslov, Marshall Manesh

The 6th Day

November 09, 2023 05:45 - 1 hour - 75 MB

This week we return to Arnold! And guess what, not one, but two Arnolds! We watched The 6th Day, and we eat your birthday cake! Host: Nic  Panel: Keiko, Nur, Matthew How will The Sixth Day hold up? Directed by Roger Spottiswoode Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn, Michael Rooker, Sarah Wynter, Wendy Crewson, Rodney Rowland, Terry Crews, Ken Pogue, Colin Cunningham, Robert Duvall, Wanda Cannon

Carrie (1976)

November 02, 2023 17:36 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

We end our Kingtastic Month with the classic Brian de Palma film about the dangers of menstruation. We watched the bicentennial's own Carrie! Earning an academy nod for both female leads, this film reminds us high school was awful, gym class was worse, but nothing beats home.  How will Carrie hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Matthew, Charlie, Nur   Directed by Brian De Palma Starring: Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving, John Travolta, William Katt, Nancy Allen, P.J. Soles, Priscilla Pointe...

Creepshow (1982)

October 26, 2023 04:08 - 1 hour - 63.2 MB

This week we watched a classic comic book movie, we watched Creepshow (1982), the one where everyone is kind of a bastard. Leslie Nielsen, Roaches, Dead people, everyone is a reallllll bastard.  How will Creepshow (1982) hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Charlie, Matthew, Daniel, Madison Directed by George A. Romero Writen by Stephen King Starring Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielsen, Adrienne Barbeau, E.G. Marshall, Fritz Weaver, Carrie Nye, Viveca Lindfors, Ed Harris, Ted Danson, Stephen King

Graveyard Shift

October 19, 2023 04:24 - 1 hour - 91 MB

This week, we get a crap job in Maine. We watched Graveyard Shift, has Brad Dourif ever been not sweaty?  How will Graveyard Shift hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Nur   Directed by Ralph S. Singleton Starring David Andrews, Kelly Wolf, Stephen Macht, Andrew Divoff, Vic Polizos, Brad Dourif, Robert Alan Beuth  

Christine

October 12, 2023 04:03 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

This week on Myopia, we watch Stephen King's Top Gear! We saw Christine, what happens to bullying, nerds, and cars when Cocaine is involved.  How will Christine hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Charlie, Madison, Matthew, Daniel Directed by John Carpenter Starring: Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky, Harry Dean Stanton, Steven Tash

The Stupids

October 05, 2023 04:56 - 1 hour - 72.6 MB

As we wind down this Dantastic Month, he punishes us for doing so. We watched The Stupids, a movie with cameos from David Cronenberg, Christopher Lee, Frankie Faison and more! My only question is, why?  How will The Stupids hold up?  Host: Daniel  Panel: Nic, Matthew, Nur   Directed by John Landis Starring: Tom Arnold, Jessica Lundy, Bug Hall, Alex McKenna, Mark Metcalf, Matt Keeslar

Armed and Dangerous

September 28, 2023 04:18 - 1 hour - 114 MB

This week we continue our Dantastic month and podcast dictator Daniel has selected this baffling movie! We watched Armed and Dangerous, a movie with both John Candy and Eugene Levy playing sex objects.  How will Armed and Dangerous hold up? Host: Daniel  Cohost: Nic, Matthew, and Nur Directed by Mark L. Lester Starring: John Candy, Meg Ryan, Eugene Levy, Robert Loggia,  Kenneth McMillan, Brion James, Jonathan Banks, Stacy Keach Sr., Tiny Lister

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

September 21, 2023 04:28 - 1 hour - 79.4 MB

This week, we talk about a comic adaptation where the fictional stories are actually biographies, which perhaps is why the plot is so contrived. We watched The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, what I imagine Sean Connery calls his drinking buddies.  How will The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen hold up? Host: Daniel Panel: Matthew, Nic, and Nur Directed by Stephen Norrington Starring: Sean Connery, Stuart Townsend, Peta Wilson, Jason Flemyng, Naseeruddin Shah, Tony Curran, Shane West,...

Reanimator

September 14, 2023 04:57 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

This week we can't let a good idea die. We watched Reanimator or How to get a head in Science.  How will Reanimator hold up? Host: Daniel Panel: Nic, Nur, Matthew Directed by Stuart Gordon Starring: Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, David Gale, Robert Sampson, Gerry Black, Carolyn Purdy-Gordon, Peter Kent

Mortal Kombat (1995)

September 07, 2023 04:50 - 1 hour - 101 MB

This week we watch the best video game movie I saw this year. We watched Mortal Kombat (1995), Round Two...FIGHT! How will Mortal Kombat hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Matthew Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Starring: Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trevor Goddard, Chris Casamassa, François Petit

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

August 31, 2023 04:06 - 1 hour - 105 MB

This week we reheat vengeance, a dish best served cold. We watched Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, because we needed a good sci-fi cry.  How will Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Candace   Directed by Nicholas Meyer Starring: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols, Bibi Besch, Merritt Butrick, Paul Winfield, Kirstie Alley, Ricardo Montalban

Batman Forever Revisited

August 24, 2023 04:38 - 1 hour - 117 MB

This week we riddle over who's afraid of the big black bat, nothing homoerotic about that! We watched Batman Forever! Inspiring the newest ride at a Six Flags near you!  How will Batman Forever hold up? Host: Nic  Panel: Matt, Charlie   Directed by Joel Schumacher Starring: Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Drew Barrymore, Debi Mazar, Rene Auberjonois "Surf Shimmy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative ...

A Goofy Movie - ReVisited

August 17, 2023 04:43 - 1 hour - 130 MB

This week we revisit the scenic locale of the Leaning Tower of Cheesa. We revisited A Goofy Movie, watch it BEFORE YOU END UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!  How will A Goofy Movie hold up after nine more years? Host: Nic Hoffmann Co-Host: Nur, Matthew Panel: Keiko Directed by Kevin Lima Starring: Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden, Jim Cummings, Kellie Martin, Rob Paulsen, Wallace Shawn, Jenna von Oÿ, Frank Welker "Surf Shimmy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attr...

TMNT (2007)

August 10, 2023 05:59 - 1 hour - 105 MB

This week on Myopia Movies we get season 10 going with a return to form; starting a season with a healthy dose of fighting and pizza. We watched TMNT, yet ANOTHER movie where Raphael was a jerk to everyone.  How will TMNT hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Matt, and Candace.    Directed by Kevin Munroe Starring: Patrick Stewart, Mako, Chris Evans, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kevin Smith, Ziyi Zhang, Laurence Fishburne, Mitchell Whitfield, James Arnold Taylor, Mikey Kelley, Nolan North, John D...

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure

August 03, 2023 04:09 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we mourn a great one by celebrating a fantastic one and learned there is no basement in the Alamo. We watched Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, you don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like him. He's a loner, Dottie. A rebel.  How will Pee-Wee's Big Adventure hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel, Adam, Candace.  Directed by Tim Burton Starring: Paul Reubens, Elizabeth Daily, Mark Holton, Diane Salinger, Judd Omen

Alien: Resurrection

July 27, 2023 04:51 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

This week on Myopia Movies summer movies, we nearly kill Wynona Ryder and run out of ideas! We watched Alien: Resurrection, um...maybe pirates? How will Alien: Resurrection hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Jeremy, Matthew, Daniel   Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet Written by Dan O'Bannon, Ronald Shusett, Joss Whedon Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder, Dominique Pinon, Ron Perlman, Gary Dourdan, Michael Wincott, Kim Flowers, Dan Hedaya, Brad Dourif, Leland Orser

Alien 3

July 20, 2023 04:46 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MB

This week on Myopia, we cover our first Fincher flick! We watched Alien 3, in an insane world, a sane man must appear insane.Now, I know Daniel loves this one, but man, I was confused.... How will Alien 3 hold up? Host: Nic  Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew Directed by David Fincher Written by Dan O'Bannon, Ronald Shusett, Vincent Ward Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Charles S. Dutton, Charles Dance, Paul McGann, Brian Glover, Lance Henriksen, Pete Postlethwaite

Aliens

July 13, 2023 04:35 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

This week, we learned that Paul Reiser can play a real shit-heel. We watched the James Cameron sequel, Aliens! In space, corporations still don't care about their workers.... How will Aliens hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, Matthew.  Directed by James Cameron Written by James Cameron, David Giler, Walter Hill Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Carrie Henn, Paul Reiser, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, William Hope, Jenette Goldstein, Al Matthews, Mark Rolston, Cynthia Dale ...

Alien

July 06, 2023 04:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MB

This week we learn about space and screaming. We start our summer movie fest with Alien!  How will Alien hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy Directed by Ridley Scott Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, Ian Holm, Yaphet Kotto

Mission Impossible 2

June 29, 2023 05:49 - 1 hour - 62.9 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, John Woo BRINGS THE DOVES! We watched the ageless Tom Cruise save the day again in honor of his newest Mission Impossible movie, 23 years after this one came out.  How will Mission Impossible 2 hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Charlie, Matt, Daniel Directed by John Woo Starring: Tom Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandiwe Newton, Ving Rhames John Polson, Brendan Gleeson

Popeye

June 22, 2023 04:49 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

This week, we will gladly pay you Tuesday for a podcast today! We watched a musical about Popeye from a world class director, because creativity died long ago.  How will Popeye hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Matt, Daniel Directed by Robert Altman Starring: Starring: Robin Williams, Shelley Duvall, Ray Walston, Paul Dooley, Paul L. Smith, Richard Libertini, Donald Moffat, MacIntyre Dixon, Roberta Maxwell, Bill Irwin

Garfield (2004)

June 15, 2023 05:09 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MB

This week we watched the CGI nightmare that is Garfield (2004). It raises important questions: was Bill Murray really tricked into this because he thought it was by Joel Coen instead of Joel Cohen? Why are all the animals real except for Garfield? Can Breckin Meyer play someone who is not a loser?  How will Garfield hold up? Host: Nic Co-host: Matthew  Directed by Peter Hewitt Written by Jim Davis ,Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow Starring: Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stephen Tobolowsky...

The Running Man

June 08, 2023 04:42 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the dangers of reality TV and Jesse Ventura. We watched The Running Man, the greatest end to the Kardashians.  How will the Running Man hold up? Host: Nic  Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Lauren Directed by Paul Michael Glaser Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto, Jim Brown, Jesse Ventura, Erland van Lidth, Marvin J. McIntyre, Gus Rethwisch, Mick Fleetwood, Dweezil Zappa, Richard Dawson, Karen Leigh Hopkins, Sven-Ole Thorsen

Shrek 2

June 02, 2023 02:31 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we are accidentally in love. We watched Shrek 2, the film that introduced the spin-off and makes Shrek, once again, into a sex symbol.  How will Shrek 2 Hold up? Host: Nic Co-Host: Matt and Nur   Directed by: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, Antonio Banderas, John Cleese, Rupert Everett

Pet Sematary (1989)

May 25, 2023 04:51 - 1 hour - 103 MB

This week we learn that sometimes, dead is better. We watched Pet Sematary, why would you live on the Talladega Raceway?  How does Pet Sematary hold up? Host: Nic Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur  

Paycheck

May 18, 2023 15:09 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

Is it more ironic that no one remembered this film, or that I did, but only barely. We watched Paycheck, the movie named for the reason that Ben Affleck showed up!  Want to follow me? Try out: Letterboxd, Twitter, Facebook, email.  Also rate and review where ever you get it! If you have any season 10 suggestions, DM or Email me! How will Paycheck hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Matthew, Nic, Nur   Directed by John Woo Starring: Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman, Michael C. Hall, Paul ...

Splash (1984)

May 10, 2023 13:41 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

This week on Myopia Movies, we get wet! We watch as Tom Hanks tries to bang a fish with John Candy's help, just to punish Eugene Levy. We watched Splash, the origin of the women's name Madison; no really.  How will Splash hold up? Host: Nic Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur

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