Wow, what a truly... interesting... week on The Bachelor! Liz and Ross recap everything there is to say about The Bachelor's trip to New Orleans, from creepy bartenders to federal judge fathers, to being left in the bayou with voodoo priestesses and making the most of it. They also delve into some concerning news about the upcoming Bachelor in Paradise line-up, and discuss an R/Relationships question about saving yourself for marriage. Plus: what is yellow fever? Who is Whitney? And can we please, for the love of God, stop using "emotional" as an adjective?

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