Unlike The Bachelor, we promise that this episode of My Wife Is In This Room will not end with "To Be Continued...!" Writer, podcaster, and derby girl Meryl Williams joins Liz and Ross on the show today to talk about all the important stuff, like planted ex-girlfriends in Wakue$ha, Raven's ruffle obsession, Corinne's #corn origin story, and why Taylor is probably an alien. Then, the group tackles an R/Relationships question about sharing cat custody after a break-up. Plus: Danielle L.'s giggles! Nick's parents' makeovers! Whitney is apparently a contestant on this show! And much, much more!

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