Dang, who knew that a lighthearted game of beach volleyball could bring up so many emotions?! Liz and Ross recap all the highs and lows of The Bachelor's trip to the U.S. Virgin Islands, including Taylor's second reinterruption, Jaz's trip to the chokey, and the most photogenic two-on-one date in #Bachelor history. Then, they tackle an R/Relationships post about planning a birthday surprise for a girlfriend with a difficult sister. Plus: Jaimi's killer purple lip! The DL on D.Lo! Whitney speaks! And much, much more!

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