My Dad Wrote A Porno
182 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 14.6K ratingsImagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.
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Episodes
S3E15 - 'East Berlin'
September 04, 2017 03:00 - 44 minutes - 2 BytesAs Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: How Will It End?
August 31, 2017 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 BytesThe gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'
August 28, 2017 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesAfter his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Personality Test
August 24, 2017 03:00 - 19 minutes - 2 BytesWho is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E13 - 'A Schweinsteiger Afternoon'
August 21, 2017 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Ben Barnes
August 17, 2017 03:00 - 20 minutes - 2 BytesStar of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'
August 14, 2017 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesNight descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Vagina 101
August 10, 2017 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 BytesAfter many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'
August 07, 2017 03:00 - 36 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
August 03, 2017 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 BytesStar of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'
July 31, 2017 03:00 - 35 minutes - 2 BytesWhilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
July 27, 2017 03:00 - 19 minutes - 2 BytesThe gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'
July 24, 2017 03:00 - 36 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Sex Parties
July 20, 2017 03:00 - 17 minutes - 2 BytesInspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'
July 17, 2017 03:00 - 36 minutes - 2 BytesAlfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
July 13, 2017 03:00 - 14 minutes - 2 BytesAfter the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'
July 10, 2017 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Belinda's CV
July 06, 2017 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 BytesWho is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'
July 03, 2017 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Mara Wilson
June 29, 2017 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 BytesStar of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?'
June 26, 2017 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 BytesAfter last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: What Happens Next?
June 22, 2017 03:00 - 13 minutes - 2 BytesAfter this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'
June 19, 2017 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
June 15, 2017 03:00 - 30 minutes - 2 BytesTony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'
June 12, 2017 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: George Ezra
June 08, 2017 03:00 - 34 minutes - 2 BytesSinger-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'
June 05, 2017 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
June 01, 2017 03:00 - 23 minutes - 2 BytesYou have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'
May 29, 2017 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesWhy did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwroteaporno.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best of Book Two
April 17, 2017 03:00 - 24 minutes - 2 BytesAhead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'
October 24, 2016 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesWill Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Michael Sheen
October 20, 2016 03:00 - 35 minutes - 2 BytesStar of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'
October 17, 2016 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesStill in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Inside Our Book
October 13, 2016 03:00 - 12 minutes - 2 BytesWe've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'
October 10, 2016 03:00 - 43 minutes - 2 BytesIt's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
October 06, 2016 03:00 - 18 minutes - 2 BytesEntrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'
October 03, 2016 03:00 - 34 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
September 29, 2016 03:00 - 20 minutes - 2 BytesDr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'
September 26, 2016 03:00 - 43 minutes - 2 BytesBella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Live Shows
September 22, 2016 03:00 - 9 minutes - 2 BytesIt's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'
September 19, 2016 03:00 - 39 minutes - 2 BytesBefore trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
September 15, 2016 03:00 - 26 minutes - 2 BytesEmmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'
September 12, 2016 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
September 08, 2016 03:00 - 11 minutes - 2 BytesThe gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'
September 05, 2016 03:00 - 42 minutes - 2 BytesIt's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
September 01, 2016 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 BytesCreator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'
August 29, 2016 03:00 - 34 minutes - 2 BytesLess than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
August 25, 2016 03:00 - 27 minutes - 2 BytesThe Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'
August 22, 2016 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 BytesAfter an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
August 18, 2016 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 BytesIt's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.