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My Dad Wrote A Porno

181 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 14.6K ratings

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Episodes

S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'

November 04, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers

October 31, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E8 - 'M's The Word'

October 28, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too

October 24, 2019 03:00 - 19 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'

October 21, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Learning German

October 17, 2019 03:00 - 17 minutes - 2 Bytes

In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'

October 14, 2019 03:00 - 39 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Josh Groban

October 10, 2019 03:00 - 24 minutes - 2 Bytes

Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E5 - 'Smiffy'

October 07, 2019 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again

October 03, 2019 03:00 - 13 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'

September 30, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda

September 26, 2019 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 Bytes

The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E3 - 'The Safe House'

September 23, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4

September 19, 2019 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 Bytes

You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'

September 16, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: In Memoriam

September 12, 2019 03:00 - 10 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'

September 09, 2019 03:00 - 46 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived... Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of Book Four

June 03, 2019 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2020. For full dates and ticket info, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2

December 17, 2018 04:00 - 51 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3

December 17, 2018 04:00 - 44 minutes - 2 Bytes

It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1

December 17, 2018 04:00 - 46 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'

November 19, 2018 04:00 - 42 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson

November 15, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 2 Bytes

Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham Palace... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'

November 12, 2018 04:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Jon Ronson

November 08, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 2 Bytes

Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E11 - 'The Meet'

November 05, 2018 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Ask Us Anything

November 01, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'

October 29, 2018 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Hayley Atwell

October 25, 2018 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 Bytes

Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'

October 22, 2018 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Gay 101

October 18, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 Bytes

In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'

October 15, 2018 03:00 - 33 minutes - 2 Bytes

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: James Haskell

October 11, 2018 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 Bytes

England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'

October 08, 2018 03:00 - 34 minutes - 2 Bytes

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Sexual Health

October 04, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 Bytes

The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'

October 01, 2018 03:00 - 36 minutes - 2 Bytes

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Jessie Ware

September 27, 2018 03:00 - 22 minutes - 2 Bytes

Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'

September 24, 2018 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs

September 20, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'

September 17, 2018 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Helga's Case Files

September 13, 2018 03:00 - 18 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions'

September 10, 2018 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3

September 06, 2018 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 Bytes

You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'

September 03, 2018 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 Bytes

Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?

August 30, 2018 03:00 - 12 minutes - 2 Bytes

We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories... Get tickets to our live show in BERLIN next Monday 3rd September via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'

August 27, 2018 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb

August 20, 2018 03:00 - 11 minutes - 2 Bytes

Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of Book Three

April 09, 2018 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is. Tickets now on sale for the UK & Europe live tour via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall

February 01, 2018 16:00 - 12 minutes - 2 Bytes

A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there! Tickets go on sale on Friday 2nd February at 9am - for full details of this and all our live dates across America, Canada and the UK, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S3E15 - 'East Berlin'

September 04, 2017 03:00 - 44 minutes - 2 Bytes

As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guests

Emma Thompson
1 Episode
Jon Ronson
1 Episode
Michael Sheen
1 Episode
Stephen Mangan
1 Episode
Thomas Middleditch
1 Episode