My Dad Wrote A Porno
181 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 14.6K ratingsImagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.
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Episodes
S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'
November 04, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Calling Belinkers
October 31, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E8 - 'M's The Word'
October 28, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too
October 24, 2019 03:00 - 19 minutes - 2 BytesJamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'
October 21, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Learning German
October 17, 2019 03:00 - 17 minutes - 2 BytesIn honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'
October 14, 2019 03:00 - 39 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Josh Groban
October 10, 2019 03:00 - 24 minutes - 2 BytesGrammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E5 - 'Smiffy'
October 07, 2019 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again
October 03, 2019 03:00 - 13 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'
September 30, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda
September 26, 2019 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 BytesThe Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E3 - 'The Safe House'
September 23, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4
September 19, 2019 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 BytesYou sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'
September 16, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesThe members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: In Memoriam
September 12, 2019 03:00 - 10 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'
September 09, 2019 03:00 - 46 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived... Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best of Book Four
June 03, 2019 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2020. For full dates and ticket info, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
December 17, 2018 04:00 - 51 minutes - 2 BytesIn the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3
December 17, 2018 04:00 - 44 minutes - 2 BytesIt's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1
December 17, 2018 04:00 - 46 minutes - 2 BytesIn the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'
November 19, 2018 04:00 - 42 minutes - 2 BytesIn the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson
November 15, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 2 BytesDouble Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham Palace... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'
November 12, 2018 04:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesIn the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Jon Ronson
November 08, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 2 BytesJournalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E11 - 'The Meet'
November 05, 2018 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Ask Us Anything
November 01, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'
October 29, 2018 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
October 25, 2018 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 BytesStar of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'
October 22, 2018 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Gay 101
October 18, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 BytesIn this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'
October 15, 2018 03:00 - 33 minutes - 2 BytesSpooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: James Haskell
October 11, 2018 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 BytesEngland rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'
October 08, 2018 03:00 - 34 minutes - 2 BytesJames Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Sexual Health
October 04, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 BytesThe gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'
October 01, 2018 03:00 - 36 minutes - 2 BytesThe hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Jessie Ware
September 27, 2018 03:00 - 22 minutes - 2 BytesSinger-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'
September 24, 2018 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs
September 20, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'
September 17, 2018 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesBelinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Helga's Case Files
September 13, 2018 03:00 - 18 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions'
September 10, 2018 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesMore shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
September 06, 2018 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 BytesYou have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'
September 03, 2018 03:00 - 38 minutes - 2 BytesWill Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
August 30, 2018 03:00 - 12 minutes - 2 BytesWe didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories... Get tickets to our live show in BERLIN next Monday 3rd September via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'
August 27, 2018 03:00 - 40 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
August 20, 2018 03:00 - 11 minutes - 2 BytesAhead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Best of Book Three
April 09, 2018 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 BytesJamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is. Tickets now on sale for the UK & Europe live tour via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
February 01, 2018 16:00 - 12 minutes - 2 BytesA special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there! Tickets go on sale on Friday 2nd February at 9am - for full details of this and all our live dates across America, Canada and the UK, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3E15 - 'East Berlin'
September 04, 2017 03:00 - 44 minutes - 2 BytesAs Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.