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My Dad Wrote A Porno

145 episodes - English - Latest episode: 17 days ago - ★★★★★ - 12.7K ratings

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Episodes

Best of Book Five

April 05, 2021 03:00 - 42 minutes - 48.6 MB

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

December 14, 2020 04:00 - 46 minutes - 52.7 MB

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

December 07, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 56.6 MB

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

December 25, 2019 00:01 - 30 minutes - 35.4 MB

As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

December 16, 2019 04:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

December 09, 2019 04:00 - 45 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode Postponed

December 02, 2019 04:00 - 19 seconds - 181 Bytes

In light of the incident at London Bridge on Friday, we have decided to postpone our final episode. Due to the nature of the content, Chapter 13 of ‘Belinda Blinked 5’ will now be released on Monday 9th December. Our thoughts are with all those affected. Team Porno x For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Footnotes: Finale Predictions

November 28, 2019 04:00 - 12 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

November 25, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Your Sex Stories

November 21, 2019 04:00 - 17 minutes - 2 Bytes

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'

November 18, 2019 04:00 - 42 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: G'day Belinda!

November 14, 2019 04:00 - 15 minutes - 2 Bytes

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''

November 11, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Dan Levy

November 07, 2019 04:00 - 21 minutes - 2 Bytes

Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'

November 04, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers

October 31, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E8 - 'M's The Word'

October 28, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too

October 24, 2019 03:00 - 19 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'

October 21, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Learning German

October 17, 2019 03:00 - 17 minutes - 2 Bytes

In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.)   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'

October 14, 2019 03:00 - 39 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Josh Groban

October 10, 2019 03:00 - 24 minutes - 2 Bytes

Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E5 - 'Smiffy'

October 07, 2019 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again

October 03, 2019 03:00 - 13 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far..   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'

September 30, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda

September 26, 2019 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 Bytes

The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E3 - 'The Safe House'

September 23, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda gets reacquainted with some of her fellow C.O.C.Ks at the new safe house. Herr Bisch has plans for Professor Slinz. Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 4

September 19, 2019 03:00 - 15 minutes - 2 Bytes

You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'

September 16, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her? Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: In Memoriam

September 12, 2019 03:00 - 10 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E1 - 'The Aftermath'

September 09, 2019 03:00 - 46 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived... Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Best of Book Four

June 03, 2019 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2020. For full dates and ticket info, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1

December 17, 2018 04:00 - 46 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2016)   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2

December 17, 2018 04:00 - 51 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! (ORIGINALLY RELEASED IN DEC 2017)   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3

December 17, 2018 04:00 - 44 minutes - 2 Bytes

It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E13 - 'The Wicked-ish Bisch'

November 19, 2018 04:00 - 42 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the final chapter of book 4, all hell breaks loose as the Special One's identity is finally revealed...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Dame Emma Thompson

November 15, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 2 Bytes

Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham Palace...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'

November 12, 2018 04:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Jon Ronson

November 08, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 2 Bytes

Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E11 - 'The Meet'

November 05, 2018 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Ask Us Anything

November 01, 2018 04:00 - 19 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'

October 29, 2018 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Hayley Atwell

October 25, 2018 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 Bytes

Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was...   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'

October 22, 2018 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Gay 101

October 18, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 Bytes

In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E8 - 'Cricklewood Pumping Station'

October 15, 2018 03:00 - 33 minutes - 2 Bytes

Spooner's investigation delves into Giselle's past...and her vagina.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: James Haskell

October 11, 2018 03:00 - 25 minutes - 2 Bytes

England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked'   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'

October 08, 2018 03:00 - 34 minutes - 2 Bytes

James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Sexual Health

October 04, 2018 03:00 - 16 minutes - 2 Bytes

The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'

October 01, 2018 03:00 - 36 minutes - 2 Bytes

The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guests

Emma Thompson
1 Episode
Jon Ronson
1 Episode
Michael Sheen
1 Episode
Stephen Mangan
1 Episode
Thomas Middleditch
1 Episode