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My Dad Wrote A Porno

169 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 13.9K ratings

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Episodes

My Dad Wrote A History Hit

March 13, 2022 01:00 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. You have the power to do something incredible this Red Nose Day. Whether it’s a little or a lot, the money you donate will help tackle poverty, take action against violence and bring an end to discriminati...

Best Of Book Six

March 07, 2022 00:01 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB

Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 - tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

December 13, 2021 00:01 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

December 06, 2021 00:01 - 49 minutes - 45 MB

Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'

August 01, 2021 23:01 - 52 minutes - 59.8 MB

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 (we're adding new US and Canada dates). All details at www.mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract

July 28, 2021 23:01 - 31 minutes - 36.1 MB

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'

July 25, 2021 23:01 - 44 minutes - 51.5 MB

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode Announcement

July 18, 2021 23:01 - 2 minutes - 3.04 MB

Due to Jamie potentially having Covid, we are going to delay the end of the series. As important as Dad Porn is, we have to prioritise everyone's health and be diligent about what is a genuine risk. Thanks for understanding - chapter 9 will now be released on Monday 26 July.with the finale (including a finale listening party) on Monday 2 August.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Dialect Coach

July 14, 2021 23:01 - 22 minutes - 25.7 MB

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'

July 11, 2021 23:01 - 49 minutes - 56.2 MB

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Show and Tell

July 07, 2021 23:01 - 18 minutes - 21.3 MB

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E7 - 'HS2'

July 04, 2021 23:01 - 44 minutes - 50.9 MB

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

June 30, 2021 23:01 - 17 minutes - 20.3 MB

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

June 27, 2021 23:01 - 46 minutes - 53.2 MB

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

June 23, 2021 23:01 - 31 minutes - 35.5 MB

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

June 20, 2021 23:01 - 45 minutes - 51.6 MB

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Samara Weaving

June 16, 2021 23:01 - 24 minutes - 27.7 MB

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'

June 13, 2021 23:01 - 44 minutes - 51.2 MB

The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"

June 09, 2021 23:01 - 21 minutes - 24.5 MB

To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'

June 06, 2021 23:01 - 40 minutes - 46.4 MB

Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Feet

June 02, 2021 23:00 - 18 minutes - 21.1 MB

Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'

May 30, 2021 23:01 - 42 minutes - 48.8 MB

Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Come see us live on tour in 2022 - full dates and details at mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5

May 26, 2021 23:01 - 16 minutes - 18.5 MB

Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'

May 24, 2021 03:00 - 47 minutes - 54.8 MB

Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Best of Book Five

April 05, 2021 03:00 - 42 minutes - 48.6 MB

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

December 14, 2020 04:00 - 46 minutes - 52.7 MB

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

December 07, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 56.6 MB

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

December 25, 2019 00:01 - 30 minutes - 35.4 MB

As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

December 16, 2019 04:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

December 09, 2019 04:00 - 45 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode Postponed

December 02, 2019 04:00 - 19 seconds - 181 Bytes

In light of the incident at London Bridge on Friday, we have decided to postpone our final episode. Due to the nature of the content, Chapter 13 of ‘Belinda Blinked 5’ will now be released on Monday 9th December. Our thoughts are with all those affected. Team Porno x For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Footnotes: Finale Predictions

November 28, 2019 04:00 - 12 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

November 25, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Your Sex Stories

November 21, 2019 04:00 - 17 minutes - 2 Bytes

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'

November 18, 2019 04:00 - 42 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: G'day Belinda!

November 14, 2019 04:00 - 15 minutes - 2 Bytes

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''

November 11, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Dan Levy

November 07, 2019 04:00 - 21 minutes - 2 Bytes

Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E9 - 'A Flying Machine So Pretty'

November 04, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers

October 31, 2019 04:00 - 22 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E8 - 'M's The Word'

October 28, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda makes a startling discovery about her closest confidant. // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available now via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: My Dad Wrote A Porno Too

October 24, 2019 03:00 - 19 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E7 - 'A Gentleman Woof'

October 21, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda (Smiffy) and Spooner (Mr Tea) meet Herr Bisch for a banquet in his schloss. Will they finally stop him, once and for all? // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Learning German

October 17, 2019 03:00 - 17 minutes - 2 Bytes

In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E6 - 'Clean As A Whistleblower'

October 14, 2019 03:00 - 39 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and getting closer to bringing Bisch and Giselle to justice. Giselle's vagina gets her into trouble. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Josh Groban

October 10, 2019 03:00 - 24 minutes - 2 Bytes

Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E5 - 'Smiffy'

October 07, 2019 03:00 - 37 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and Giselle to justice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Righting The Wrongs Again

October 03, 2019 03:00 - 13 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far.. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

S5E4 - 'Showering Ideas;;'

September 30, 2019 03:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda undertakes vital espionage training to prepare her for infiltrating Herr Bisch's operation... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Lin-Manuel Miranda

September 26, 2019 03:00 - 28 minutes - 2 Bytes

The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guests

Emma Thompson
1 Episode
Jon Ronson
1 Episode
Michael Sheen
1 Episode
Stephen Mangan
1 Episode
Thomas Middleditch
1 Episode