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My Dad Wrote A Porno

182 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 14.6K ratings

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Episodes

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Nine

March 25, 2024 00:01 - 40 minutes - 56.1 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at some of the "sexiest" moments from the series. Spoiler: It's not sexy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Eight

February 19, 2024 00:01 - 43 minutes - 60.3 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang look back at the funniest stories about the man, the myth, the legend, and the author Mr Rocky Flintstone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Seven

January 22, 2024 00:01 - 46 minutes - 64.3 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang reminisce about the astonishing range, breadth and questionable quality of the voices and accents in 'Belinda Blinked'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Six

December 18, 2023 00:01 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. This time, the gang get festive looking back at the Christmas specials... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Five

November 20, 2023 00:01 - 46 minutes - 63.8 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, it's a starry line-up as they gang look back at their favourite Footnotes guests featuring Dame Emma Thompson, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Dan Levy, Michael Sheen, Nicholas Hoult, Hayley Atwell, Jessie Ware, Elijah Wood, Joe Lycett, Daisy Ridley, Josh Groban, Rachel Bloom, George Ezra, Thomas Middleditch, Stephen Mangan, Ben Barnes and Samara Weaving. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Four

October 22, 2023 23:01 - 36 minutes - 49.5 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive. This time, the gang looked back at times they just couldn't hold it together when reading Rocky's supposedly sexy prose. Expect A LOT of squawking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Three

September 24, 2023 23:01 - 41 minutes - 56.3 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share funny stories about coming-of-age through their teenage, university and early London lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part Two

August 27, 2023 23:01 - 39 minutes - 54.2 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang look back on their funniest sex, relationship and body stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Best Of (And Unheard Bits) - Part One

July 30, 2023 23:01 - 46 minutes - 64.3 MB

Jamie, Alice and James choose their favourite moments from the 'Porno' archive as well as playing some exclusive never-before-heard bits. In this episode, the gang share stories about their weird childhoods. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rocky Flintstone Revealed

December 12, 2022 00:01 - 44 minutes - 60.6 MB

Hold on to your pomegranates! In a world exclusive, Rocky Flintstone joins Jamie, Alice and James on mic for the very first time. Expect laughs, revelations and a lot of chat about cement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Finale - Part 2

December 05, 2022 00:01 - 1 hour - 86.1 MB

This is it. The final chapter. Pull on your black thongs as a mark of respect and join Jamie, Alice and James as they bid a fond farewell to Belinda... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finale Footnotes: Send Offs, Surprises & Songs

December 01, 2022 00:06 - 34 minutes - 47.8 MB

Jamie, Alice and James hear your emails and voicemails before giving one Belinker the surprise of their life in a MDWAP first! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Finale - Part 1

November 28, 2022 00:01 - 56 minutes - 78.1 MB

It's the beginning of the end. After six books and over 430 million downloads, Jamie, Alice and James gather round the kitchen table once more to read the first part of the 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' finale. Belinda gathers her friends, colleagues and lovers as she bids a fond farewell to Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A History Hit

March 13, 2022 01:00 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

To celebrate Comic Relief (and hopefully raise some money) Jamie, Alice and James team-up with historian Dan Snow (from the podcast 'History Hit') to chat all things sex and history. Expect slow thrusting, Henry The Eighth sexual slander and more filth than you can shake a bread dildo at. You have the power to do something incredible this Red Nose Day. Whether it’s a little or a lot, the money you donate will help tackle poverty, take action against violence and bring an end to discriminati...

Best Of Book Six

March 07, 2022 00:01 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MB

Jamie, James and Alice look back at some of the highs and considerable lows of book six in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 - tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

December 13, 2021 00:01 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the world premiere of the Steele's Pots and Pans Christmas Panto - 'Cinderella The Intern'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

December 06, 2021 00:01 - 49 minutes - 45 MB

Jamie, Alice and James record part one of Rocky's annual festive special at London's iconic Abbey Road Studios to celebrate their 90th birthday. Belinda begins preparations for Steele's Pots and Pans pantomime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E10 - 'The Winner Takes It All'

August 01, 2021 23:01 - 52 minutes - 59.8 MB

Steele's Pots and Pans celebrate in the only way they know how before a shock decision changes one character's destiny forever... Come see us on our World Tour in 2022 (we're adding new US and Canada dates). All details at www.mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: The Bisch-Burt Contract

July 28, 2021 23:01 - 31 minutes - 36.1 MB

Jamie, Alice and James read the contract between Herr Bisch and Wayne Burt (aka Dr. Robbins) to try to get to the bottom of what their legal agreement was and make sense of what the hell is going on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E9 - 'The Three B Tree'

July 25, 2021 23:01 - 44 minutes - 51.5 MB

Old faces return, secrets are revealed and Belinda's fate hangs in the balance...all because of a tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Announcement

July 18, 2021 23:01 - 2 minutes - 3.04 MB

Due to Jamie potentially having Covid, we are going to delay the end of the series. As important as Dad Porn is, we have to prioritise everyone's health and be diligent about what is a genuine risk. Thanks for understanding - chapter 9 will now be released on Monday 26 July.with the finale (including a finale listening party) on Monday 2 August.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Footnotes: Dialect Coach

July 14, 2021 23:01 - 22 minutes - 25.7 MB

Jamie finally gets some professional help for his many accents from a real life dialect coach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E8 - 'Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry'

July 11, 2021 23:01 - 49 minutes - 56.2 MB

Secrets are revealed and Belinda finally starts to get some answers (which raises a lot more questions)... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Show and Tell

July 07, 2021 23:01 - 18 minutes - 21.3 MB

To level the playing field when it comes to embarrassing childhoods, Jamie asks James and Alice to delve into their creative writing from their school days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E7 - 'HS2'

July 04, 2021 23:01 - 44 minutes - 50.9 MB

Belinda gets one step closer to the Tri-Oxy Brillo blueprints as she finally catches up with Mr Hushman The Background Goon in Berlin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Sir Rocky Flintstone?

June 30, 2021 23:01 - 17 minutes - 20.3 MB

July 5th is Rocky Flintstone's birthday so the gang research ways to commemorate it. Could there be an international Rocky Flintstone Day? Or could we get Rocky a knighthood? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E6 - 'B;B;B;'

June 27, 2021 23:01 - 46 minutes - 53.2 MB

Family ties come to the fore as Belinda finally gets some answers about her mysterious tattoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Calling Belinkers 2

June 23, 2021 23:01 - 31 minutes - 35.5 MB

Back due to popular demand (mainly from Jamie, Alice and James), the gang call listeners around the world to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite Belinda moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E5 - 'Back To Basics'

June 20, 2021 23:01 - 45 minutes - 51.6 MB

Belinda finally returns to Steele's Pots and Pans and has some scores to settle with her colleagues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Samara Weaving

June 16, 2021 23:01 - 24 minutes - 27.7 MB

Award-winning actress Samara Weaving (star of 'Ready Or Not', 'Hollywood' and the upcoming 'Nine Perfect Strangers') joins Jamie, Alice and James to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E4 - 'Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks'

June 13, 2021 23:01 - 44 minutes - 51.2 MB

The glee team are finally reunited before getting back to business at the Pots and Pan-Pacific Cooking Conference. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Understanding The "Timeline"

June 09, 2021 23:01 - 21 minutes - 24.5 MB

To help us understand where we currently are in Rocky's erotic saga, pre-eminent 'Belinda Blinked' historian Cian O'Mahony talks us through the full "timeline" so far, flaws and all. You can see Cian's very impressive timeline breakdown in full at https://www.belindablumenthal.business/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E3 - 'Hard As The Rocks'

June 06, 2021 23:01 - 40 minutes - 46.4 MB

Safely in Sydney, Belinda finally reunites with some of her old friends and finds things have changed while she's been missing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Feet

June 02, 2021 23:00 - 18 minutes - 21.1 MB

Prompted by this week's chatper, Jamie, Alice and James explore the fascinating world of feet as well as look back at the reaction to the first two episodes of season six. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E2 - 'The Flying Doctor'

May 30, 2021 23:01 - 42 minutes - 48.8 MB

Stuck in the middle of nowhere, Belinda calls for help to escape the dust and scrub. Meanwhile, Herr Bisch plots his next move. Come see us live on tour in 2022 - full dates and details at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 5

May 26, 2021 23:01 - 16 minutes - 18.5 MB

Once again, you have questions and Rocky Flintstone has something resembling answers. You might learn something but you'll definitely be confused... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S6E1 - 'Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust'

May 24, 2021 03:00 - 47 minutes - 54.8 MB

Jamie, Alice and James return to open book six of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked', and discover what has become of our eponymous heroine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Best of Book Five

April 05, 2021 03:00 - 42 minutes - 48.6 MB

Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the funniest highlights of book five in Rocky Flintstone's magnum opus, 'Belinda Blinked', ahead of opening book six on Monday 24th May. Visit mydadwroteaporno.com for live tour tickets in 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part Two

December 14, 2020 04:00 - 46 minutes - 52.7 MB

In the second half of Rocky's festive chapter 'It's a Blinkin' Life', Belinda continues to discover the consequences of life without her in it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 5 - Part One

December 07, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 56.6 MB

Jamie, Alice and James are back to read a festive chapter from Rocky that is so long, it can't be digested in one sitting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Dear Joan & Jericha

December 25, 2019 00:01 - 30 minutes - 35.4 MB

As a Christmas Day treat, spoof agony aunts Joan & Jericha (from comedy podcast 'Dear Joan & Jericha' starring Julia Davis and Vicki Pepperdine) join Jamie, Alice and James to offer their unique take on our listeners' sex and relationship dilemmas. WARNING - Do not follow this advice. It's all a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

December 16, 2019 04:00 - 41 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well... Come see us on tour on our 2020 World Tour. Tickets available at mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E13 - 'Fight or Flight'

December 09, 2019 04:00 - 45 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 5', Belinda, Bella and Spooner come face-to-face with Bisch, Giselle and George in a dramatic showdown. But will everyone make it out in one piece? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode Postponed

December 02, 2019 04:00 - 19 seconds - 181 Bytes

In light of the incident at London Bridge on Friday, we have decided to postpone our final episode. Due to the nature of the content, Chapter 13 of ‘Belinda Blinked 5’ will now be released on Monday 9th December. Our thoughts are with all those affected. Team Porno x For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Footnotes: Finale Predictions

November 28, 2019 04:00 - 12 minutes - 2 Bytes

Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E12 - 'Two Clits In The Clink'

November 25, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

In the penultimate chapter, Bella and Belinda are stuck behind bars as James Spooner makes a plan to rescue them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: Your Sex Stories

November 21, 2019 04:00 - 17 minutes - 2 Bytes

After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E11 - 'A B, a B and a Q'

November 18, 2019 04:00 - 42 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella continue their romp around Australia before things take a sinister turn... // Come see us on our 2020 World Tour! Tickets available via mydadwroteaporno.com/live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Footnotes: G'day Belinda!

November 14, 2019 04:00 - 15 minutes - 2 Bytes

Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S5E10 - 'Star Crossed Lovin''

November 11, 2019 04:00 - 40 minutes - 2 Bytes

Belinda and Bella arrive in Sydney for their top secret mission to find Giselle. But they seem to be more pre-occupied with trying to get Steele's Pots and Pans on Cosmo Macaroon's cooking show... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guests

Emma Thompson
1 Episode
Jon Ronson
1 Episode
Michael Sheen
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Stephen Mangan
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Thomas Middleditch
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