Meat in the Middle podcast

275 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.

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Episodes

025 Backdraft Blueberry Smush

December 14, 2018 17:00 - 59 minutes - 39.9 MB

Andy is getting fatter and breaking chairs. Shannon catches Andy in lies about his former sex life. Tyler goes for Plan B. Dan get's pulled into a couple's fight. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum

024 Rival Roommates & Tinder Moments

December 07, 2018 17:00 - 52 minutes - 35.5 MB

Tyler's Tinder is hijacked by Nam. Shannon get's traumatized by a viral video. Andy tells everyone that Dan can't sweat. We find out how Dan wants to die. try not 2 cum

023 Baby Boner Dick Pics & Cat Shit

November 30, 2018 17:00 - 38 minutes - 26.1 MB

Andy's girlfriend, Shannon, gets to hear Andy talk shit about her kids before he can edit it out. Dan presents a dick pic miracle. Nam and Tyler ponder baby erections. Try not 2 cum.

022 Carvery of Atheist Bubble Touchers

November 23, 2018 17:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Dan's former caretaker gets attacked near Andy's place. Nam sleuths the mystery of Andy's school yard friend who murdered a whole family. Andy reveals why he hates balloon animals, and the gang spends too much time talking about pedophiles. try not 2 cum.

021 Irish Fish Fry

November 16, 2018 17:00 - 48 minutes - 32.7 MB

Tyler actually went on a date with Girl Nam. Jay Hollingsworth pops in to promote his show. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum https://www.bigirishjay.com/

020 Cadaver Kid Bullies

November 09, 2018 17:00

Andy gets a dead dude's bones in his mouth. Dan is floored by a story of a motorcycle crash. Nam's license expired. Everyone reflects on their childhood bullies. Tyler laughs as we talk about dead kids. All of our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

019 Tinder Power Adventure

November 02, 2018 16:00 - 50 minutes - 39.6 MB

[audio issues, sorry] The boys gets hot for Tyler's tindering. Dan plans to run a 10k. Andy has a weight loss update. All our guests have TV credits. try not 2 cum.

017 Blood Clots for Blowjobs

October 26, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

Dan lets Andy ramble into a dark place while he's high from getting a tooth pulled. Nam's roommate has become a gold prospector. Tyler is drinking again. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

016 Suicide Needle Coupon

October 19, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MB

Andy won a victory blow job. Nam breaks down the new pay for Seattle waiters. Tyler takes us on a tearful journey of mourning. Dan is finally out of bed and back in his chair.

015 Dungeons & Pee Ghosts

October 12, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

Try not to cringe as Nam recounts kicking a dude out of his D&D guild. Dan has a lukewarm reaction to Andy's awful gift. Andy goes off about the stress of living with the kids.

014 Moving Noir

October 05, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Andy expresses his aggravation over a recent false imprisonment. Another segment of Try Not 2 Cum (IV) will make you all jammed up inside your tight jeans.

013 Pregnant Cheaters & Apologies

September 28, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB

Catch an interesting development in Andy's heavily bleeped saga with a Seattle comedy venue. Andy shares a steamy story about an animal in heat. Jump down the timeline for a very steamy story from Nam's dating past. Try not 2 cum.

012 Dip Shit Birthdays

September 21, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

This is a heavily bleeped episode. Andy discusses some drama from Seattle's stand up comedy scene. Dan learns about some sexual predators in the area.

011 Parents Moving Rat Lick

September 14, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

If you're checking out the podcast, this is a great episode to jump in at. Andy shares some VERY personal stories. Listen to Nam's vignette of a tearful moment from childhood. Everyone on this episode has TV credits. try not 2 cum.

010.9 Rat Fail Mini Episode

September 12, 2018 04:00 - 2 minutes - 1.55 MB

Here's a little teaser clip from Episode 11, coming out this Friday.

010.5 Mini Episode Preview

September 07, 2018 20:57 - 8 minutes - 5.67 MB

Check out his clip from episode 10. Andy (fat) asks some really dumb questions about secret fraternity rituals.

010 Spider Roommate Raves

September 07, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

Go back in time to when Dan had his wheelchair stolen, and got on the news... TWICE! Dan learns about how Tyler dumped a bad roommate onto Nam. Andy has a bad relationship with his mom's cats.

009 Homeless Kamakaze Virgins

August 31, 2018 16:00 - 58 minutes - 39.7 MB

Cozy up to a bummer brainstorm about Seattle's homeless problem and overwhelming heroin epidemic. Also enjoy the hard truth about how Dan and Andy will be elderly once the revolution gains any traction. Try not 2 cum.

008 Yela Wolf Mormon Gorilla Steak

August 25, 2018 16:00 - 55 minutes - 60.3 MB

Andy (fat) is asked if he'll eat gorilla steak. Dan (wheelchair) learns all about eating dog. Andy talks about the Mormon welfare state. This episode is actually pretty good. Andy would like to note that his LAWLESS childhood story most likely took place in 3rd grade when he was 8 or 9, not 12. Email us at [email protected] if you want to hear lawless daycare stories from when Andy was 10.

007.5 Battery Fail Mini Episode

August 24, 2018 16:00 - 8 minutes - 3.92 MB

STAND BACK!!! New gear drank up 4 (Four) AA batteries in 7 minutes, and Andy lost his shit off mic. Checkout how frustrated Andy was when things were working perfectly. Things fell apart right when he was taking a shit on his lawyer. Everyone had to be quiet while he stared at the floor to calm down. The leading theory is that's Andy's version of crying.

007 Plumbers and Servers

August 18, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MB

Another steamy installment of Try Not 2 Cum (II) is waiting for you in this awesome episode. Come learn a little bit about American Tipping Culture. Also, N Montez is still in town and able to join us on this episode. Most of our guests have TV credits. Try not to cum.