Meat in the Middle podcast
275 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratingsDan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.
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Episodes
272 Razor Blade Car Flip
June 28, 2024 06:53 - 31 minutes - 23.2 MBAndy has an inverted theory. Dan breaks the Adrian Diaz story. Nam gets computer pranked. Tyler dips mysteriously. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
270 Motivational Fat Church
June 19, 2024 21:12 - 31 minutes - 23.7 MBAndy has his Mom's funeral. Dan goes down the rabbit hole. Nam declares his militant atheism. Tyler will be back on the streets before your shift is over. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
268 Bone Chaos for Andy's Mom
May 31, 2024 20:25 - 40 minutes - 30.2 MBAndy's Mom died. Dan's Mom is alive. Nam's Mom is dead. Tyler's Mom is alive. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
267 WARNING: it gets gross from 24:45 to 32:30
May 21, 2024 09:24 - 45 minutes - 33.8 MBAndy reaches inside himself. Dan advocates for deleting old nudes. Nam finds a cool hat for crimes. Tyler discovers the sweet exchange rate in Canada. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
266 They Can't Advertise Our Website
May 15, 2024 05:17 - 29 minutes - 22.5 MBDan brings up some old Eddie Murphy drama. Nam updates us on Trump's jury selection. Tyler learns about Bob Barker's influence in prisons. All our guests have tv credits. Here's a short list of some of our favorite episodes: 011 (Andy's Virginity) 058 (Toxic Comedy Drama) 081 (Nam's Bro Gets Blackmailed) 122 (The Fred Meyer Incident) 136 (Block Drama) 143 (Nam Shit's Himself on a Date) 169 (Andy is Attacked With a Hammer) try not 2 cum.
265 Life on Hold
May 01, 2024 02:38 - 41 minutes - 30.9 MBAndy is getting his HPV vaccine. Dan got burned by Nam. Nam burned Dan. Tyler spoiled fallout so we deleted that segment. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
264 Phantom of The Traffic Arrow
April 18, 2024 21:18 - 1 hour - 68.6 MBAndy get's called the F-Slur. Dan hates musical theater. Nam gets another tv credit. Tyler wants to stage an intervention. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
263 Crisp Iron Gatekeeper
April 05, 2024 00:57 - 52 minutes - 37 MBAndy put alcohol in his butt. Dan learns some Yiddish. Nam spills his shake. Tyler doesn't want to talk shit about comics anymore. Special Guest Jay Marks returns to the show to explain an open mic diva. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum
262 The Nightman Cliteth
March 26, 2024 02:50 - 55 minutes - 41.5 MBAndy makes the guys watch some porn. Dan learns about the Peer Pressure dance squad. Nam observes the villainous Seattle Hellcat driver. Tyler learns about the Filipina Bidet.
261 Tall Poppies
March 16, 2024 15:16 - 44 minutes - 33.4 MBAndy likes to look at his phone in movie theaters. Dan will have a better mic next episode. Nam went to see the 2nd dunc movie. Tyler translates the names of Chinese gamers. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
260 Fixed Ænemaniacs
March 06, 2024 21:09 - 38 minutes - 29.7 MBAndy researches Ænema. Dan is away. Nam brings the AITA's. Tyler went to Disney Land. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
259 Koalas, Cops and Heckled Houseless
February 28, 2024 23:56 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBAndy housesits for Tyler. Dan finds an anti homeless video produced by Seattle Police Department. Nam is enraged by some hecklers. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
258 Possibly Our Shortest Episode Ever
February 20, 2024 19:36 - 14 minutes - 10.2 MBThis episode took fucking forever and almost ended up in the trash, but instead, it's just really short now. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
257 911 Calls for the Middle East
February 04, 2024 22:08 - 1 hour - 53.2 MBAndy gets the 911 calls from the accident with uninsured driver, Donnell Joyner. All our guests have tv credits., try not 2 cum.
256 Internment Tartar
January 27, 2024 00:55 - 43 minutes - 30 MBAndy endures the cold snap. Dan's house falls apart. Nam observes this generation. Tyler went to Canada. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
254 Mothman Jigsaw
January 06, 2024 08:53 - 38 minutes - 26.5 MBThis episode tastes like rice. Dan's mic is still fucked up but we're working on it. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
253 Shower Spanklets
December 30, 2023 07:38 - 1 hour - 41.5 MBAndy is not actually upset. Dan is dealing with a pressure sore. Nam get's a windfall at home. Tyler gains some new venues. All our guests have tv credtis. try not 2 cum.
252 Donnell Joyner Body Cam Footage
December 23, 2023 07:47 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBThis episode is the perfect companion to episode 238: Donnell Joyner Doesn't Have Insurance. In this episode we review the body cam footage from the car wreck where Andy's car was totalled by Donnell Joyner. Listen along and enjoy Donnell's childish behavior and the sloppy police work of SPD North Precinct. Don't miss the video release when we post the footage to our tik tok: cumb_lord Subscribe on tik tok so you don't miss when we post it. Find all our links buttons on our websi...
251 Blue Rag Blood Choke
December 15, 2023 05:53 - 48 minutes - 32 MBAndy tried choking himself. Dan is out with a pressure sore. Nam has an old man moment. Tyler reflects upon childhood food scarcity. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
250 Cambodian Rat Bag
December 09, 2023 08:05 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBAndy listens to Dancing in the Moonlight. Dan can't park his car. Nam finds 50 Bucks. Tyler was on Portlandia. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
249 Steamy Beaches and Murky Pork
December 01, 2023 18:26 - 56 minutes - 37.9 MBAndy gets heckled in Hawaii. Dan sits down for another go at the LSATs. Nam sets the record straight. Tyler takes The Dope Show to Hawaii. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
248 Tuna Warmers and Pretty Privilege
November 21, 2023 04:10 - 40 minutes - 26.4 MBAndy got alcohol poisoning in college. Dan want's tiered disability passes. Nam saw Jaap Blonk. Tyler is taking Andy to Hawaii with the Dope Show. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
247 Black Licorice Bastard
November 03, 2023 05:39 - 22 minutes - 14.2 MBWe had some major technical issues with this episode and now it's likely the shortest ep we've ever produced. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
BONUS: Your Halloween Treat
October 30, 2023 17:00 - 24 minutes - 15.3 MBMeat in the Middle Presents Try not 2 Cum: Halloween (copyright 2018) Cast: Yola Lu as Dan Dan Gray as Chewy Tyler Smith as Sex Witch Tyler Smith as Tyler Andy Miller as Andy Nam Huynh as Nam In this scary Halloween tale, we recreate how the Meat Boiz met Dan when he was 11 years old in 2002. Written and edited by Andy Miller
246 Spooky Dog Food Felonies
October 27, 2023 05:58 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBDan and Nam watch Andy get chided by Tyler in this very spooky Halloween episode. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
245 Halcyon Bong and Dong
October 20, 2023 09:29 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBAndy busted a lady at Papa Murphy's. Dan reflects upon Four Loko. Nam shows his ass. Tyler helped Andy after his root canal. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
244 Warrior Baby Porn Swap
October 17, 2023 14:08 - 31 minutes - 20.7 MBAndy saw a nazi speak. Dan learns about the bong toke champions. Nam brings the AITA. Tyler is going to a spooky cafe. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
243 Chicken Liver Sizzle
October 06, 2023 05:33 - 23 minutes - 15.4 MBIn Nam's absence this episode got so derailed that it might be our shortest episode ever. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
242 Mascara Trampoline
September 29, 2023 05:22 - 39 minutes - 26.8 MBAndy gets put on two more shows while too high. Dan reads the comments on porn videos. Nam exposes Wim Hof. Tyler had elite security called into a show. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
241 Male Bitch BBQ Sauce
September 22, 2023 07:32 - 1 hour - 39.8 MBAndy trolls the maga crowd. Dan triggers luxury bones. Nam mourns a friend. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
240 True Crime for the Ladies
September 15, 2023 04:57 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MBAndy has a stalker. Dan is missing. Nam praises free internet for the housed-houseless. Tyler's venue was in shambles. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
239 Amazing Bacon Songs
September 08, 2023 05:37 - 33 minutes - 23 MBAndy is excited for the amazing race. Dan is getting ready for a test. Nam survives Idalia. Tyler points out the paradox of Will Smith. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
238 Donnell Joyner Doesn't Have Insurance
September 01, 2023 07:02 - 1 hour - 54.3 MBAndy totals the crime car. Dan has mad respect for Andy's Norm McDonald Impression. Nam's friend was Ronald McDonald. Tyler came through to save Andy. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
237 Dirt Chip Obesity
August 26, 2023 01:46 - 52 minutes - 35.1 MBAndy watches a guy get kicked out of Dollar Tree. Dan plays us Rich Men North of Richmond. Nam goes to a trampoline park. Tyler gets the crash course in the True Rate Me rating guide. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
236 Sidewalk Drama
August 22, 2023 05:26 - 44 minutes - 31.1 MBNo copy for this episode. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
235 No Cuts, No Buts, Go Squeeze Spacey's Nuts
August 12, 2023 00:11 - 28 minutes - 19 MBAndy votes for a tax wiz. Dan enjoys a story about line cutters. Nam get's violent with a car service. Tyler has dirt on Kevin Spacey. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
234 Drippy Toilet Jeep
August 04, 2023 06:25 - 25 minutes - 20.8 MBThis is perhaps our shortest episode. We had a lot of audio issues. Dan gets Andy a cameo from your boy Devin Sweeny. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
233 Lobster Tree
July 28, 2023 02:20 - 40 minutes - 32.2 MBNam is in town so the boys record a sloppy ep in Dan's basement with Tyler and his dog. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
232 Green River Brick syndrome
July 21, 2023 00:27 - 28 minutes - 18.9 MBAndy flips out about rich people Dan get’s his nose fixed. Nam is afraid to take a blood test. Tyler has a nee approach to devilled eggs. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
231 Diet Coo
July 07, 2023 15:00 - 40 minutes - 26.6 MBAndy gets jump kicked at a hate crime scene. Dan is getting a new car. Tyler couldn't tell when musicians were gay. Nam seems fine. Sasha Rosser joins us for another episode. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
230 Don't Drink Your Piss
June 30, 2023 15:30 - 33 minutes - 22 MBThe boys mourn the submersible billionaires. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
229 Bankruptcy Boomer Hammer
June 23, 2023 06:28 - 33 minutes - 23 MBAndy got a death whistle. Dan might be dead. Nam feels grifted. Tyler gets lubed in a jiffy. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
228 Cool Young Doritos
June 16, 2023 13:30 - 30 minutes - 20.9 MBAndy gets crossed by Costco. Dan drinks your milkshake. Nam is falling apart. Tyler used to love Chumbawamba. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
227 The RayonBase Interview
June 09, 2023 07:23 - 41 minutes - 29.1 MBAndy get's fooled by RayonBase. Dan interviews RayonBase. Nam hates a local dive bar. Tyler's girlfriend is familiar with RayonBase. RayonBase brings music to our podcast. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 c*m https://rayonbase.bandcamp.com/
226 Travel Visa Amnesia
June 02, 2023 01:05 - 52 minutes - 34.6 MBAndy gets blown away by a spit take. Nam falls in love with Nam's Dad. Nam brings his sister onto this episode. Tyler learns to appreciate his family. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
225 Beach Boy Babe Ratio
May 26, 2023 05:45 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBAndy sees a brain tumor develop on tik tok. Dan recalls Otto Warmbier. Nam deals with an autistic high guy. Tyler posts a new Stand Up Shot. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
224 Stable Relationship
May 19, 2023 06:39 - 48 minutes - 33 MBAndy shops a joke; Dan loves it. Nam watched beast porn. Tyler's marketing materials get stolen. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
223 Ball Tuck Bomb Shell
May 12, 2023 06:39 - 35 minutes - 23.6 MBAndy's too tired to write copy. Sasha Rosser graces us again. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
222 Cum Calzone Action Report
May 05, 2023 14:00 - 35 minutes - 24.4 MBAndy is not on the pod. Dan has a bunch of army questions. Nam roasts Andy. Tyler roasts Andy. Josh Firestine joins the podcast to relive that time Andy menaced a woman. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Flashbacks from ep 122. Check it out!
221 Fourth Grade True Crime Podcast
April 28, 2023 13:30 - 32 minutes - 22.1 MBAndy presents Charles Barkley's San Antonio Beef. Dan asks if we could go back in time. Nam does shrooms on his birthday. Tyler shows up high for 4/20. All our guests have tv credits try not 2 cum.