Jess and Abby’s Lousy Beautiful Town
90 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 38 ratingsA hyper-fixation podcast by Abby and Jess
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Episode 30 - Literal Dickhead Man
February 06, 2020 02:07 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBThe Clone Wars is coming back and so is our depression. Y’all better be ready for some sad Ahsoka content, sad clone content, and sad Jedi content. But also… Hot Ki-Adi Mundi content. Join our Patreon!
Episode 29 - But You Love Pickles, A Beautiful Love Story
January 24, 2020 05:23 - 1 hour - 39.5 MBSo, we need to talk about Reylo. No, we don’t shit on the ship but y’all need to stop acting like it’s more important than racism. We put our fists through that bullshit and then A your Qs and spend too long talking about reality TV. Princess’ (@WeekesPrincess) video: https://youtu.be/avZ_NC4TrQA Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 28 - Not in My Good Christian Mandalorian
January 07, 2020 08:08 - 1 hour - 41 MBAsh is here and chaos reigns! IG-11 is Jesus. The Mando has sexy blindfold times. Fun Vodka Aunt Cara. Blame Abby's first kiss on Veggie Tales. And Dave Filoni has ruined everything for us—including trees. Also let’s get one thing straight you goddamn n00bs there’s no plot hole with how the Mando heals so quickly. It’s fucking bacta you goddamn whores. Read a Star War god. Find Ash on all the things: @ErsatzAsh @RoguePodron We've launched a Patreon! Subscribe to our feed!
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Carol
January 05, 2020 18:51 - 53 minutes - 64.2 MBHAROLD! Tune in as we straight-up melt from all the gay of 2015's Oscar-bait kinda sorta not really Christmas movie, Carol! Thanks for listening along this season. We'll see you all in November 2020! Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia
Episode 27 - The Rise of Rey's Big Fat Dick
January 03, 2020 16:57 - 2 hours - 57.3 MB**THE RISE OF SKYWALKER SPOILERS AHEAD* Jaclyn’s back and with a vengeance! After a ton of technical difficulties, scheduling conflicts, and bad brain days we FINALLY get to our discussion about The Rise of Skywalker. None of us took our meds, so strap in for a wild ride of calling out people for their anti-blackness (again), why TROS is good, actually, and Pickled Snoke. Yes, you read that right. Jaclyn: @JBandos Find us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email...
Rosé Till Christmas Day: A Christmas Prince
December 26, 2019 00:29 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBChristmas time is here, happiness and cheer! Join Their Majesties, Queen Emma and Queen Abby, us they share their love of the movie series that inspired this pod, A Christmas Prince! We hope you all have a Very Merry Christmas! Follow Us On Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia
Episode 26 - Fist Fist Fist!!
December 13, 2019 06:43 - 1 hour - 35.9 MB*to the tune of Shots by LMFAO* fists! Fists! Fists fists fists fists! Join us as we put our fists through Lucasfilm being cowards, refusals to recognize privilege, anti-blackness, and the treatment of Ming-Na Wen. And then we join Darth Vader in his “I killed Luke Skywalker” conga line dance. Balance! Spoilers for LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles
Rosé Till Christmas Day: A Switch and A Knight
December 08, 2019 18:18 - 1 hour - 98.3 MBSwitching places, having the same faces, and a movie that's just aces. Welcome to our double feature week where we watch The Princess Switch and The Knight Before Christmas; featuring Emma having Strong Feelings(TM) and Abby's 14th century history lesson. Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Last Christmas
December 03, 2019 04:34 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBHere's our note saying we love Last Christmas, and we meant it. Join us as we sing the praises of the sincerity and heart of this film, but mostly the praises of Michelle Yeoh. Enjoy! Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia
Episode 25 - Yoda Goes to the Bathroom
November 28, 2019 23:47 - 1 hour - 34.7 MBBABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA BABY YODA **SPOILERRRS for The Mandalorian episodes 1-3
Rosé Till Christmas Day: The Spirit of Christmas
November 25, 2019 00:53 - 1 hour - 96.5 MBWhat's historical accuracy anyway? Join Emma an Abby as they dive into The Spirit of Christmas, talk about the joys of Christmas trees, and if Ghost Dick is worth waiting for. Find us on Twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Let it Snow
November 16, 2019 17:22 - 1 hour - 103 MBSnow is magical and there are way too many hills for this movie to be set in northern Illinois. Join us for a wild ride of an episode as we review the 2019 Netflix film, Let it Snow! Find us on twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia
Episode 24 - Obi-Wan and Maul Co-Parented Rey
November 16, 2019 05:05 - 1 hour - 25.6 MBWelcome to Technical Difficulties: The Podcast where discord hates us and the universe doesn’t want us to talk about Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan! But screw you, universe, we did it anyway. Also Yoda is a capitalist.
Ep. 23.5 - Lousy Rogue Sapphic: This Is Good Content
November 12, 2019 17:23 - 56 minutes - 59.4 MBOnce upon a time, a thirst heaux, Rogue Six, and a Sapphic got together and drank. A lot. And decided to record a podcast episode. Because what else do three podcasters do when spending a weekend together? Talk like normal people? I think not. Anyway, enjoy this Hot Mess(TM). Follow Lynn: @lynnyneal @SapphicSkywalk Follow Danny: @DannyPirtle19 @RoguePodron Follow Us On Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Rosé Till Christmas Day: The Holiday Calendar
November 09, 2019 16:58 - 56 minutes - 63.7 MBWe kick off our first movie of the season with The Holiday Calendar starring Kat Graham, Quincy Brown, Ethan Peck, and Ron Cephas Jones! Join us as we wonder how (movie) Abby is able to afford her apartment, how she and Josh haven't already banged, and if HIPAA exists in this fictional town! Find us on twitter: @RoseTillXMasDay @EMfys_Nest @abbymcecilia
Rosé Till Christmas Day: Christmas Time Is Here
November 02, 2019 17:18 - 17 minutes - 21.4 MBWelcome to Rosé Till Christmas Day! Pour yourself a glass and get to know Abby and Emma as they discuss the true meaning of Christmas and their favorite RomComs before letting you know what they plan to watch this Holiday Season!
Episode 23 - heck: how do you even title an episode like this
October 23, 2019 14:04 - 1 hour - 33.6 MBOur hearts grow three sizes while watching The Rise of Skywalker trailer. We’re bad at speculation. And what Carrie Fisher means to us. This episode was recorded on what would have been her 63rd birthday and it’s a little rough emotionally, we won’t lie. Below are some helplines. And remember to do it for Carrie. Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 National Substance Abuse Hotline: 1-800-662-4357 Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741
Episode 22 - White Goose Feminism
October 10, 2019 04:43 - 1 hour - 37.5 MBGeese are white feminists, where the fuck is Rose Tico, and Podre Lacsap is The Mando. We answer all your questions ranging from ABBA songs to “which Rogue One character would you pick to live?” Which is silly because the answer is clearly Bodhi Rook so he can top Luke Skywalker. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 21 - I Love Him But F*** Him
September 25, 2019 23:11 - 1 hour - 27.3 MBLiterally no one has been talking about redemption in Star Wars lately so we thought we’d bring it up! Tune in for a respectful, nuanced conversation about redemption and forgiveness. Yes, it’s actually possible. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 20 - Shut the F*** Up
September 12, 2019 06:11 - 1 hour - 29.7 MBJess and Abby get really emotional about Jyn Erso and Rogue One. 80% of the episode is spent quoting viral videos. And somehow we get a coherent episode. Enjoy. And if you don’t… shut the fuck up. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 19 - Sith Army Knife
August 28, 2019 04:17 - 1 hour - 26.3 MBThreepio has super-miniaturized Death Star tech in his eyes, fuck Boi-Wan Kenobi is back, Rey has a Sith Army Knife, and the Star Wars nightmare hotel is coming soon to a theme-park-where-they-never-let-you-leave near you. Strap in for a wild ride of Jess and Abby drinking and reporting the news from D23. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 18 - Gryffindors Are Idiots
August 23, 2019 04:31 - 1 hour - 39.7 MBTwo Slytherins bully some Gryffindors, Jess doesn’t remember The Muppets, and Abby’s Lion King 2 sexual awakening. Join us as we drunkenly answer your questions in our very first Q&A. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 17 - No Offense, But Actually, Offense
July 31, 2019 05:28 - 1 hour - 27.5 MBStar Wars… Assemble. What do Thor, Protector of the Lesbians, and Luke Skywalker have in common? Listen in as Jess and Abby compare and contrast the Star Wars and Marvel franchises, both within their own universes and the real world. ***Outro Song: It’s Been A Long, Long Time cover by OUR VERY OWN Abby G. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 16 - Putting Our Fists Through "Unlikable" Women
July 18, 2019 03:48 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBHonestly, at this point if you don’t know our brand is forever “deep stuff but also porn,” what are you even doing here? Come hang out for the unintentionally thirsty episode all about “unlikable” women and how they aren’t actually unlikable, you’re just sexist. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 15 - So I Became His Daddy
July 10, 2019 04:39 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBWe tried… so hard… not to be thirsty… but we failed. Join us for a very tipsy episode all about Alphabet Squadron! Stay tuned for our review, breakdown of the characters, and what we hope for in the coming books. Plus mental health in my Star Wars??? It’s more likely than you think! **SPOILERS for Alphabet Squadron, Battlefront II, and Shattered Empire** Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 14 - Rey Has a Big Fat Dick
July 03, 2019 06:09 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBIn our ever-pressing quest for deep stuff but also porn, we pop our friend Jaclyn’s podcast cherry! We talk about our LGBTQ+ headcanons and why Jaclyn is right about all of them. Plus we put our fists through things and burn a lot of bridges ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Follow Jaclyn on Twitter: @jbandos Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia [email protected]
Episode 13 - Deep Stuff but Also Porn
June 19, 2019 05:56 - 1 hour - 36.1 MBJess and Abby drink wine and chat with the amazing Dr. Annalise Ophelian, director of Looking for Leia. What starts as a serious discussion about respectability politics, tone policing, and ship wars, the conversation takes more and more hilarious turns the more we drink. And Annalise and Abby make Jess question her sexuality??? Stay tuned. Follow Annalise on Twitter: @Dr_Ophelian @LookingForLeia Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @abbymcecilia @spacejessss [email protected]...
Episode 12 - Vibrating Rathtars
June 14, 2019 05:58 - 1 hour - 77.3 MBIt’s a crossover episode! Abby sits down with Emma and Lynn, hosts of Sapphic Skywalkers, and talk all things splesbians. Join us for a very poignant conversation on queer representation in the GFFA and how queer folks often have to insert themselves into intellectual properties to feel seen. Plus, is Poe a top or a bottom? Follow Sapphic Skywalkers on Twitter: @sapphicskywalk @lynnyneal @emfys_nest Follow us on Twitter: @LBTPod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: lousybe...
Episode 11 - The Thirst is Strong With This One
May 30, 2019 02:30 - 58 minutes - 22.6 MBSo much news, so little time. But just enough time to thirst over some of our favorite characters, old and new. Join us as we break down Alphabet Squadron, the Vanity Fair article, and introduce you to Lucasfilm’s longest tenured woman, Jean Bolte. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 10 - An Emotional Support Ewok is Just a Friend
May 22, 2019 04:49 - 1 hour - 29.5 MBWe put our fists through the idea that toxic TLJ haters and people upset with GoT are one in the same. The difference between a therapy Ewok and an emotional support Ewok. And loving on Thor. Happy Mental Health Awareness Month! Piece discussed about passive suicidality. TW: Suicide Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 9 - Serial Killers... They Were Still Kids
May 15, 2019 05:45 - 1 hour - 32.6 MBWe’re gonna party like it’s 1999. People, let us tell you something. If you didn’t come to celebrate the 20th anniversary of The Phantom Menace, don’t bother knockin’ on our door. Join us as we travel back 20 years ago to talk about our love for The Phantom Menace before Y2K hits and we all die. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 8 - Jess Doesn't Like Fun
May 08, 2019 02:39 - 1 hour - 32.5 MBJoin us for a chill May the Fourth episode that comes out on May the Eighth as we rank our favorite Star Wars films, talk about our favorite scenes, and discuss some of the hills we’ll die on. But before that, we gotta put our fist through something and that something is that David Benioff & D.B. Weiss are terrible and shouldn’t be allowed to touch anything Star Wars. CW: Discussions of sexual assault and violence against women. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia ...
Episode 7 - Rey is J.J.'s Self-Insert
May 01, 2019 06:15 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBQueen’s Shadow, queerbaiting, fanfic, oh my! Join us as we talk about three seemingly unrelated things that actually all work as a cohesive conversation. Come for the conversation, stay for learning way too much about your hosts. CONTAINS QUEEN'S SHADOW SPOILERS Hashtag: LionKingisFanfic AO3 2013 Census: https://centrumlumina.tumblr.com/post/63208278796/ao3-census-masterpost Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 6 - Welcome Back Papa Palpy
April 24, 2019 06:44 - 1 hour - 39.2 MBStrap in for our super long episode about how much we loved Celebration and all the news it gave us. Plus an emotionally driven play-by-play of the Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer. And a special thanks to Sheeven “Sheev” Palpatine for reuniting the fandom. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Bonus Episode - #SWRepMatters Panel from Star Wars Celebration Chicago 2019
April 18, 2019 00:59 - 47 minutes - 15.1 MBA panel discussion on representation and inclusion in a galaxy far, far away at Star Wars Celebration Chicago 2019! #SWRepMatters Panel Moderator: Swara (@swarzseawalker) Panelists: Maia (@semirose) Kate (@bookwarspod) John (@ivwall) Connie (@constar24) Jess (@spacejessss) Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 5 - Our Celebration Advice: Dont Be Weird (Or Racist)
April 10, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 31.5 MBJess and Abby discuss all things Star Wars Celebration Chicago including our con survival tips and tips from our listeners. Abby gives all sorts of suggestions for food and fun things to do downtown. And remember: The CTA is your friend, don’t be racist. Here's a list of restaurant recommendations Abby suggested on this episode: Giordano’s Pequods Portillos Yolk Gyu-Kaku Gogi Uncle Mike’s Place Billy Goat Tavern Flat Top Artopolis Bakery Little Goat Diner Chicago Pizza and...
Episode 4 - What Do Thomas Jefferson and Palpatine Have in Common?
April 03, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 24.1 MBAbby uses her bachelor’s degree that cost thousands of dollars to assign personality types to characters that are fake and in space. Jess turns out to be a villain. Other Star Wars goofiness ensues. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 3 - Abby’s Solo Episode: On Luke Skywalker and the Power of Choice
March 27, 2019 04:42 - 47 minutes - 56.3 MBJoin Abby in her one-off monologue pod about Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi. This is a repost, just now on Lousy Beautiful Town, but the messages about choice and forgiveness still stand. We’ll be back next week with a brand new episode. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 2 - Star Wars is Stressful. Why Do We Like It?
March 20, 2019 03:32 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBWe jump right into it and discuss the extremely prevalent issue of online abuse in fandom spaces. Also, is The Force Awakens a female led film? Plus some Star Wars stuff we’re stoked about to lighten the mood. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]
Episode 1 - Doing Talking
March 13, 2019 20:39 - 55 minutes - 52.8 MBWelcome to Lousy Beautiful Town, a podcast where we talk about all things Star Wars and put our fists through things. Get to know your hosts, Jess and Abby, as we talk about the things we love about Star Wars in our very first episode. Follow us on Twitter: @LBTpod @spacejessss @abbymcecilia Send us an email: [email protected]