Ash is here and chaos reigns! IG-11 is Jesus. The Mando has sexy blindfold times. Fun Vodka Aunt Cara. Blame Abby's first kiss on Veggie Tales. And Dave Filoni has ruined everything for us—including trees.      


Also let’s get one thing straight you goddamn n00bs there’s no plot hole with how the Mando heals so quickly. It’s fucking bacta you goddamn whores. Read a Star War god. 


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