The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk
466 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsThe funniest Podcast to come from a pool shed in the history of the world. Season 11, The Game Show Season releasing new episodes weekly
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Episodes
Donald Trump Ate a Baby
February 10, 2017 15:43 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBWe get the gang back together, invite our friend, comedian Warren Whitelocke down to Pine Grove to talk about all kinds of things, mostly whores. We had a great time. If you listen to the end you can hear the moment that Pete realizes he forgot to plug in the soundboard. Idiot.
The Bartender Bomb
February 03, 2017 05:03 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBPaul attempts to host but pusses out and leaves it to a professional. Braden Decooman saves the band by replacing 3 members of the Nocturnal Emmisions and we welcome back Pete's voice.
Charters in Charge
January 27, 2017 04:22 - 57 minutes - 53 MBThe Rewster, Dave Charters, steps in to host the show for a recovering Pete Van Dyk. Dave does an admirable job, and even manages to get Pete to speak! Doug Koning and Joe Bothelo return to the Hall as Dave's guests.
Goodbye to Pete's Voice
January 20, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBWe pre-record this show to be released on the day of Pete's vocal chord surgery. In this show we celebrate what's left of Pete's miserable voice and discuss all of the things he will miss after he goes under the knife. Please disregard any plugs for upcoming standup gigs.
New Years Late Show
January 13, 2017 00:00 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBThe crew grinds out the second of 2 shows in one night and deliver what some may say is the greatest podcast ever recorded. Of course, whoever said that would be wrong and most likely as drunk as we were making this show.
Dutch Hall Death Pool
January 06, 2017 02:00 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBThe Dutch Hall recognizes the seemingly large number of celebrity deaths in 2016, by starting the 2017 Death Pool. It's tasteless, insensitive and surprisingly fun. Enjoy you sickos!
Christmas Hangover
December 30, 2016 02:27 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBWhat's left of the Dutch Hall crew come in between Christmas and New Years to mostly talk about genitals until we get to our Australian studio audience member who talked about what is was like for his kids to experience their first taste of a Canadian Christmas.
Third Anniversary!
December 23, 2016 01:28 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBWe celebrate 3 years of podcasting with a star studded event! We hear from all the stars of Live From the Dutch Hall and it is ridiculous.
2 Times with Mark LaForest
December 16, 2016 00:02 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBWe invite back a Dutch Hall favourite for the second time and hear some great hockey stories about Ron Hextall, Bob Probert, Ron Duguay and loads more, enjoy!
Bitchin About Millennials
December 08, 2016 23:40 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBWe assemble a Breakfast Club of Dutch Hall regulars to record a rare Wednesday morning podcast. We talk about old movies, new math, and then we stand on our front lawn and bitch about young people. You know ...
Peddling Milk with Tyler Shazma and Jordan Scherer
December 02, 2016 04:56 - 1 hour - 56.6 MBWe welcome back in an old friend, Tyler Shazma, and a new friend, Jordan Scherer to the show and talk small towns, breast milk and meeting web cam girls. Enjoy!
Round 3 with Ryan VandenBussche
November 25, 2016 04:57 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWe invite back former NHL enforcer, Ryan VandenBussche to the hall. We talk about his fight with Nick Kypreos that changed both of their lives. We also talk about how hockey has changed, why child labour makes a better hockey player and even politics.
Bunch of BullSh!t
November 18, 2016 04:59 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBSometimes we have to just look around and realize most of what we think is real is really bullshit. Especially when we are looking at the internet.
Breakdown with Matthew Thurlow and Justin Gayle
November 11, 2016 05:08 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBTrump wins!? We talk about it, and child labour and other nonscense
In the Shadows with Dan T Peters and Mat Ferguson
November 04, 2016 04:42 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBThe Dutch Hall welcomes Hamilton comedy staple, Dan T Peters (Creepy Uncle Dan) and friend of the show, Mathew Ferguson to the program. We talk about weed culture, comedy and the time Dan greened out Ari Shaffir.
The Jar of Horrors
October 28, 2016 03:56 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBThe Dutch Hall celebrates the Halloween season by delving into our childhood fears. Evil clowns, Boston witches and psycho killer nurses. Boo!
The Superfan Challenge
October 21, 2016 03:49 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThe Dutch Hall brings in two of their greatest superfans to compete to see who is the ultimate listener. We also talk Donald Trump, the lick me when I fart lady and the effects of coffee on Pete.
Harvest Party
October 14, 2016 14:54 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBWe celebrate the end of our band leader, Mike Bouw's tobacco harvest. But then in typical farming fashion, we had problems... Still made a show out of it, enjoy!
Awkward Moments with Brandon Sobel and Joe Botelho
October 07, 2016 05:05 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBThings get weird when two Hamilton comics come down to the Dutch Hall to talk about everything from circumcision to incest. Enjoy
Frozen Concoctions with Huck Ginn
September 30, 2016 04:35 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThe Dutch Hall celebrates #podcastday by having Huck Ginn into perform. Rudy Hogg, Paul Ethier and Sarah Brunning play a couple songs and talk about how art doesn't pay, worst gigs stories and celebrate the great Arnold Palmer.
This Week Sucks Balls
September 23, 2016 03:33 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBThe show is good. This week just sucked for the Dutch Hall crew. We all tell our stories and get it out of our system. And we turn to the listeners for more ideas.
Zombies, Barbies and Manny. Oh My!
September 15, 2016 20:31 - 1 hour - 59 MBThe Dutch Hall welcome one of our superfans, Manny Feijo to sit in as our guest on this week's show. We get him to recount his experiences in a trailer with the Barbie Mansion girls and find out the best place in the world to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Shooting Porn Part 2 with Brandon MacIntosh
September 08, 2016 20:59 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBWe get Brandon MacIntosh back in to tell more stories about his time on the reality show, The Right Hand. We hear first hand stories of Brandon witnessing human centipede, being a squirt target and having a porn star poop in his bed. We also recap Bushstock music festival.
The Jar Hate Returns with Mat Ferguson
September 02, 2016 05:28 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBToday we get primed for Bushstock and welcome back comedian, Mat Ferguson to the show! Warning! This episode may contain accidental racism.
Shooting Porn with Brandon MacIntosh
August 26, 2016 04:21 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBThe Dutch Hall welcomes reality star Brandon MacIntosh to discuss his experiences in the porn based reality show, The Right Hand. Tyler Shazma joins in.
Feminism Dutch Hall Style
August 19, 2016 03:52 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBThis week the Dutch Hall tackles the issue of feminism by filling the hall with men and bitching about women.
The Wheel of Curiosity
August 12, 2016 04:10 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBWe welcome our first Google Girl and test her out with our Wheel of Curiosity! We also celebrate The Tragically Hip, talk Olympics and find out how we measure up;
On Location Lakeside Vista
August 05, 2016 09:25 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBThe Dutch Hall goes on location to the site of this year's Bushstock Music Festival to speak to NHL alumni, Ryan VandenBussche about the transition from hockey to promoter, who he hated playing against and one of our band members is no longer a danger to mankind.
Revolution with AJ Bate
July 29, 2016 04:02 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBThe Dutch Hall welcomes comedian, AJ Bate, to discuss what it was like to live through the Lybian revolution of 2011. We also talk comedy, the Polka King winning millions and we update our goals.
Cold Smoke
July 22, 2016 04:02 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBThe Dutch Hall welcomes singer/songwriter RJ Marshall as our guest. Also the boys discuss Charters' Pokemon Go addiction, steaks and chicken periods.
Busting Balls over Steaks
July 14, 2016 19:00 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MBPete has the boys over to eat steak dinner and shoot the breeze. The boys tough out the heat to deliver another great show! Charters and Steve start a new band, Pete gives sex advice to people too young to listen and we find out more disturbing facts about the Germans.
Nostalgia Days
July 08, 2016 04:12 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBThe Dutch Hall turns into a Dutch oven in this hot addition of Live From the Dutch Hall. We welcome Braden DeCooman, from the Red Party Pirates and three quarters of Crown the Lion in to talk about the worst gigs they've ever played, Pete's early sex education and we talk about a man who fell in love with a mannequin.
Pop and Chip Party
July 01, 2016 06:07 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBThe Dutch Hall welcomes the stars of Pop and Chip party, Aaron Allen and Tyler Shazma in studio to discuss their show. We also find out how Pete did opening for Jake the Snake Roberts, and what Charters did to piss off another wrestler.
2 Out of 3 Ducks are Sluts
June 24, 2016 04:47 - 54 minutes - 51.7 MBPete gets booked to open for Jake the Snake Roberts, and the boys set goals for the encounter. We also talk Father's Day, 2016 Euro and welcome 2 special guests!
The Wheel of Steve
June 17, 2016 11:04 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MBWe celebrate the rain for the farmers and the birthday for the Steven. And we do it in the best way we know how... with a f@#king Wheel!!
Hot Mayo
June 10, 2016 10:31 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBThe Dutch Hall welcomes back 2 great guests, comedians, Matt Ferguson and Tyler Shazma to talk about starting out as a young comic, worst bombs and we finally open Kleen Flo's whiskey. Enjoy.
Newfoundland and Dead Gorillas
June 03, 2016 11:35 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBThe gang is together once again, this time we discuss the Pete and Charters' adventure to Newfoundland, we also pay tribute to a Canadian rock legend and discuss fighting a gorilla.
If Jesus Had a Podcast
May 26, 2016 19:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBThe gang gets together for a rare Tuesday to discuss Religion. We find out all the rules, take tests and find out Charters isn't even Catholic!
Bigtittie Gate with Jay Kipps
May 20, 2016 03:59 - 1 hour - 57 MBOur Prime Minister is out of control, so we talk about it. We also welcome Jay Kipps, from Loco Mono to the Hall and talk about the challenges of the entertainment business.
Bush Talk
May 13, 2016 04:14 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBThe Dutch Hall welcomes NHL alum, Ryan VandenBussche, in studio to talk about his recent trip overseas to see the troops, his upcoming Bushstock Music Festival and he tells stories of riding bikes with Bob Probert.
Cinco de Mayo
May 06, 2016 04:00 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBThe boys pretend they are Mexican for a day to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. Tequila is consumed. Sorry.
We Are Not Racist!
April 29, 2016 04:26 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBThe boys welcome two comics, Dave Getachew and Warren Whitelocke to the Dutch Hall to talk about race. And we celebrate the success of our first Van Dyk party services gig!
BONUS EPISODE - Live From Orangeville!
April 26, 2016 17:24 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBBonus Episode! Listen to the boys as they head to Mono, Ontario to spend some time with 3 members of the band Loco Mono. It was a night of music and laughs, not to be forgotten. Enjoy!
Too Soon!
April 22, 2016 03:35 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBWe commemorate the life of the late Prince and Chyna by inviting in Doug Koning and Kevin Avram to tell a bunch of inappropriate jokes. They fit in great!
The Hair of the Dog - What's Next?
April 15, 2016 03:32 - 57 minutes - 52.4 MBLive From the Dutch Hall checks one of it's big goals of their list for 2016. The boys relive some details of the whiskey show and their big tour. Yves Van Dijk is our guest.
Guys vs Gals Whiskey Contest!
April 08, 2016 04:05 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBThe Dutch Halll men take on the women's listening audience for Whiskey drinking superiority! It is an epic battle.
The Mustache Contest - Improved Audio
April 05, 2016 16:27 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBIf you were disappointed with how bad the Mustache Contest sounded, give this one a listen! More jokes, better music and someone gets a mustache glued onto their face.
Moustache Contest!
April 01, 2016 04:55 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBAfter a long six weeks, four combatants square off for the greatest mustache in podcast history! Who will get the grossness of another man's mustache onto their face? Celebrity judges, Ryan VandenBussche and Tyler Shazma have the fate of these four in their hands.
Tape Ripping with Andy Martin
March 25, 2016 04:03 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBWe bring in our second world record holder, Andy Martin who is the soon to be official record holder for breaking VHS tapes with his bare hands. We also get and update on the Mustache contest, welcome back the Haitian Dwarf and break some tapes!
St Patrick, St Martin and the Aqua-Dump
March 18, 2016 01:57 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBIn this episode we celebrate St Patick's Day, Dutch Hall style, we have an interview with the great Bob Barker and get tour advice from our guest, Braden DeCooman. Spoiler - Steve takes and Aqua-Dump.