The Dutch Hall with Pete Van Dyk
466 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsThe funniest Podcast to come from a pool shed in the history of the world. Season 11, The Game Show Season releasing new episodes weekly
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Episodes
In Loving Memory of Braden DeCooman
January 04, 2019 06:42 - 52 minutes - 47.5 MBLive From the Dutch Hall lost a member of the Nocturnal Emissions, a great supporter of our show, and a great friend. The world will never be the same without your talent. RIP Braden DeCooman.
Good Whites, Bad Whites
December 28, 2018 04:44 - 46 minutes - 43 MBWe come off Van Dyk hockey training camp and mail in a hell of a show. Pete does jokes that bombed in the city, the band is great and we name the MVP of the training camp.
Season 6 Premier - Live From Spiky Ball Studios
December 21, 2018 06:16 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWe start our sixth year in our new home in the basement of Spiky Ball Studios, and Pete gets pretty excited. Pretty sure he let the liquor get the best of him. Merry Christmas!
Season 5 Finale
December 14, 2018 06:17 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBWe end our 5th season by bringing in old friends, reminiscing about days gone by and hacking on Charters. Thanks to everyone who helped us over the past 5 years.
Mike's Stag
December 07, 2018 06:45 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBWe return from Nashville from Mike's bachelor party and we have tons of stories. Also, we hear about Lynda, the cold hearted bus driver that killed Michael's boner.
Shave the Rewster
November 29, 2018 17:12 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBWe have to record the show early so we can all travel to Nashville for Michael's bachelor party! We talk bachelor parties, local talent and we test how much Dave loves Pete's sister. Dan Fewings is our guest.
Cross Your Legs and Hide Your Boner
November 23, 2018 06:58 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBWe had a great time! We hope you do too!
Charters is a Coward
November 16, 2018 06:08 - 1 hour - 73 MBThe Dutch Hall Brawl has been postponed due to Dave Charters not having the courage to face Steve the Reluctant German this week in the hall. Then AJ Bate, Joe Botelho and Steve Giordat, and the show becomes derailed.
I'd rather be a Cigar Box Than an Ashtray
November 09, 2018 05:26 - 1 hour - 60 MBWe talk No Shave vs No Nut November. Advice for the ladies and we uncover the underlying drama between Steve and Dave
Shyler Tazma Has a Huge John Hamm
November 02, 2018 04:17 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBWe discuss our future, go through an extensive feedback, and give people a cancer update for Pete. And find out who's got a big one.
One of these Days
October 26, 2018 04:03 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBWe record one of the last podcasts in the pool shed and it's starting to sink in. Well let's just play rock music, drink and enjoy it one more time.
Weed Makes Me a Wizard
October 19, 2018 05:25 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBWeed is legal. We try it. It is good. Just listen.
The Wheel of Birthday Fun
October 12, 2018 06:53 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBPete turns 45 and celebrates his 5th Birthday Wheel show. Just listen. It's Pete's Birthnday.
Thin Lipped Blow Job
October 05, 2018 06:06 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBWe are suppose to celebrate our successes but instead just talk crap for an hour and a half.
Your Schedule is the Tightest
September 28, 2018 05:07 - 1 hour - 68 MBWe get togther on a rare Wednesday to record a show with a steller group of show favourites. We talk comedy, weird nipples and all sorts of nonscence.
Kissed Him Right on the Lips
September 21, 2018 04:07 - 1 hour - 70 MBNonscence and nothing more. Enjoy
That's When You Could Trust the Chinese
September 15, 2018 03:52 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBPete messed up his Thursday show and had to make up for it on a Friday. I don't know if we succeeded, but we have a racist title.
Old Girlfriends and Cunning Linguists
September 07, 2018 05:47 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBWe talk about nothing. Did you expect more?
Right in the Period Hole
August 31, 2018 06:03 - 1 hour - 178 MBWe welcome comedian Jeff Leeson to the Dutch Hall for the first time and to make him feel better we brought an old friend to the show, Tige Wright to show him the ropes. We talk comedy, dirtbags and moon cycles. Enjoy!
Farting in a Rain Suit
August 24, 2018 05:05 - 1 hour - 153 MBRecipe for a classic Dutch Hall podcast. Make fun of Charters, do some feedback talk some shit, no big deal.
Resting Prick Face
August 17, 2018 04:50 - 57 minutes - 131 MBWe honour Aretha Franklin, thank the listeners for their support and make fun of Dave. Standard show.
Pete Has Cancer Buys Church
August 10, 2018 05:13 - 1 hour - 149 MBPete has his family in on their summer vacation to come clean with everyone about what is going on in his life. It's good news mostly, except the Cancer.
F@&king Teat Dippers
August 03, 2018 05:02 - 1 hour - 145 MBWe talk about everything except what we came to talk about. But it sure was fun. Bret Measor, Ryan Sim and Dave Smith-Hayes came in to talk about comedy and podcasting. We talk them about how people from Oxford County masturbate.
F@&king Teat Dippers
August 03, 2018 05:02 - 1 hour - 145 MBWe talk about everything except what we came to talk about. But it sure was fun. Bret Measor, Ryan Sim and Dave Smith-Hayes came in to talk about comedy and podcasting. We talk them about how people from Oxford County masturbate.
Hot Pop Tarts Right By the Egg
July 27, 2018 05:26 - 1 hour - 144 MBPete gets to talk tobacco and goes full nerd. Chris Pick comes in right after a tooth pulling and big things are in store for the Dutch Hall!!
Vaginas Don't Like to Be Called Names
July 20, 2018 05:05 - 1 hour - 162 MBWe recorded this show when today was the future and all we could do is dream of what the world would be like for you. I think we nailed it! Comedian and friend of the show Tyler Shazma is our guest.
Soften the BlowJob
July 13, 2018 04:03 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBPete tells people how to get a woman whoi is out of your league, suggests a new sex education cirriculum and we figure out what it means to be a big deal. Braden DeCooman sits in with the Nocturnal Emissions and super fan Laurie Ball sits in the director's chair.
Jean Cretchien Only Sucks One Tit
July 06, 2018 04:19 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBJustn the boys, nonscence and a wheel. Enjoy.
Motorboating With Yoney
June 29, 2018 14:15 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBThe Dutch Hall celebrates Canada Day by inviting in Canadian Indy band, Yoney, to the show. They talk motorboating, discuss Dylan's hatred for soccer and discuss what Pete's dick would look like in 3500 years.
Billy Joel Can Suck My D!#k!
June 22, 2018 05:44 - 1 hour - 225 MBPete and the fellas from the Nocturnal Emissions welcome back friend of the show, comedian, Tige Wright and fellow comedian Stewart Service to the show to talk all sorts of nonscence from burning a donkey to having sex with a cartoon fish, we cover it all.
World Cup and Rodman
June 15, 2018 04:45 - 1 hour - 201 MBWe talk about how Dennis Rodman's buddies could blow up the world and do our World Cup Preview. And talk kidney stone world records
Loose Balls and Salt Water Tafffy
June 08, 2018 05:49 - 1 hour - 212 MBWe talk the Ontarioi election, Charters in California and how Pete showed his penis to seven women in one day.
You Can't Smell Porno with Cory Mercer
June 01, 2018 05:40 - 1 hour - 216 MBCory Mercer is our guest, We talk about Starbucks fixing Racism, and introduce Thoughts From the Tractor with Mike Bouw.
The Wheel of Whatever
May 25, 2018 04:40 - 1 hour - 231 MBThe Dutch Hall gang got together on a rare Tuesday and put together a quick wheel show. They find out how homophobic everyone is, what happens at a Narcotics Anonymous meeting and we find out who's messing with us with gas prices.
Bad Reed
May 18, 2018 04:14 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBPete gets things put in his bum and tells his guest, the extremely talented Bad Reed all about it. www.badreedband.com
Tough Guy Talk with Nathan Perrott and Ryan VandenBussche
May 11, 2018 04:21 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBOn tonight's show, it is our pleasure to welcome former Toronto Maple Leaf enforcer, professional boxer, firefighter and now podcaster, Nathan Perrott to the show. Ryan VandenBusshe will also join us, and as always we have the Greatest Band in Canadian Late Night History, The Nocturnal Emissions in the house!
The UnF@#kables
May 04, 2018 05:11 - 1 hour - 78 MBWe talk Pete's trip to LA, delusional people and Pete and Dave's double date with people who aren't their wives.
The Wheel of Conspiracy
April 27, 2018 06:03 - 1 hour - 127 MBWe invite Tyler Shazma and Brandon MacIntosh to the Dutch Hall to spin the Wheel of Conspiracy. We talk every aspect of conspiracy until we all get very confused. Smoke them if you got them.
Good at Carpets with Diesel Dog
April 20, 2018 04:38 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBMichael's Birthday! We bring in Diesel Dog to entertain him as they break the Dutch Hall record for songs played by a guest. Enjoy!
Charters with Angel Wings
April 13, 2018 05:27 - 1 hour - 120 MBWe do it the old school way tonight! Just the boys, no guests, one superfan trying to get a bartender job and a whole bunch of techincal malfunctions that make Pete look crazy.
Covered With Dick Water with Drunken Uncle
April 06, 2018 06:50 - 1 hour - 125 MBWe welcome Drucken Uncle to the Dutch Hall to discuss music, art, woman and life. It's the Dutch Hall people that's what we do.
I Only Work For Spiced Gouda
March 30, 2018 05:33 - 1 hour - 98 MBWe at the Dutch Hall invite back renaissance man, Tyler Shazma to fiull all the roles of the missing crew as well as being our guest to talk about beastiality, cats vs dogs and the start the new genre of Dutch Dance Hall music
Toe Curling With Aaron Allen
March 23, 2018 07:38 - 1 hour - 116 MBThe Dutch Hall gang celebrates a super fan's birthday and welcomes back a great guest in Aaron Allen, promoting his new album with the Small City Saints, "Judgement Day", to be released April 27th. We talk country music, how to please your wife and for the first time ever get live Feedback
Go Go Gadget Dick
March 16, 2018 07:17 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBWe celebrate the life of Stephen Hawking by having 3 comics a superfan and the rest of the Dutch Hall crew, dumb down his life's work. We are all doomed. Special Guests, Michael Moses, Joe Botelho and AJ Bate and new shareholder, Laura Collins.
20-20 Vision Out of These Slits
March 09, 2018 06:53 - 2 hours - 147 MBWe celebrate International Woman's Day by bringing in a band to make the ladies' buts move, The Jesse Murphy Trio come in to play a few songs, shoot the breeze and listen to Chris Pick's lasagne story.
The Wheel of Dirtbags
March 02, 2018 07:18 - 1 hour - 111 MBA curse was placed on the Dutch Hall, that caused the winter winds to lose 3 guests and a band member, then it took our video, then it tried to destroy my computer. Was it to try to silence the Dutch Hall and our take on the #MeToo movement? We still managed to put together this extremely long and very old school Live From the Dutch Hall. Enjoy.
Dirty HippoZ in the Hall
February 23, 2018 06:26 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe have in Norfolk County's filthiest Hip Hop band, HipooZ, as our guest, where we talk about how singing about your dick keeps you young, we hear back from Charters' assignment to the orient and get 3 songs from HippoZ.
Alarm Cock for Valentine's
February 15, 2018 22:44 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBThe Dutch Hall crew is decimated by injury and bad weather, but still manages to put together a show to help people get over their Valentine's Day hangover. We give love tips, life tips and really I wouldn't follow any of it.
The Chiang Mai Chubby Choker
February 09, 2018 06:01 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe invite some old friends of the Dutch Hall back to talk about their world travels to help give us all some perspective on the world. (Or at least get a good masturbation story) We also talk our Prime Minister correcting people's lauguage, serial killers in Canada and we end with a joke.
Peacocks on a Plane
February 02, 2018 06:41 - 1 hour - 94.5 MBThe rest of the show with the exception of Pete and Steve decided to bail on tonight's show so we brought in a stacked line up. The band has a bunch of new faces and we invite Jason Allen, Michael Moses and Mike Mitchell to discuss the National Anthem, therapy pets on planes and the possible uses for Elon Musk's flamethrowers. We also have a really good chat about comedy and probably piss some people off.