Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
149 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/support
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Season 2: Client 16 - This Land Is My Land & So Is Your Land w/Allied Artists guitarist Rocky Kramer
March 18, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 149 MBOn St. Patrick's Day, who is there better to get as guest counsel than a Norwegian guitarist? Rocky Kramer, part of the Allied Artists Music family, joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help our newest client, This Land Is My Land And So Is Your Land. The client, of course, never gets the value of its retainer because we discussed Kissco, leotards & aluminum foil, great grandad jokes, Lars Malmsteen the breakfast cereal, Scarlett Johansson, Black Frog, electric Pringles can...
Season 2: Client 15 - JFQ, Flat Earth & You w/the usual suspects
March 14, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 142 MBSadly, our scheduled guest counsel did not appear so the judge ruled we must represent our client strictly by ourselves. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker present to you our fifteenth client of the season - JFQ, Flat Earth & You and give their client most of their attention, for once. Seek out these various exhibits: Covid towers & covid ants, I Q - you no Q, Pokemon Go, Q's Clues, missing toothers, Alex Jones, Schrodinger, flat Quearth, Buzz Aldrin, protractor people, Qbert & Q...
Season 2: Client 14 - Vegans ON TRIAL w/prolific punk singer/author John Robb of The Membranes
March 11, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 165 MBGetting to the punky roots of two partners of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, guest counsel John Robb of the seminal punk bands The Membranes and Goldblade, visits from across the pond to put Vegans ON TRIAL in our first litigation of the new year. Of course, our client has probably lost all chance at parole because they talked about squabbly family members, pretend alien, the Buzzcocks, anti-fashion, Elton John's punk album, the mystery of creativity, the universe in B flat m...
Season 2: Client 13 - Can't Compete If You're Obsolete w/podcaster/entrepreneur Phil Better
March 07, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 163 MBReaching out to our northern neighbors, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find help from guest counsel Phil Better, the mad genius behind the podcast Invest In Yourself, based in Quebec. They tackle the client, Can't Compete If You're Obsolete, but more in the football sense than in the helping sense. They instead exit rationality and speak about radishes, Neil Young, Canadian boomer, a super cup, Gubba Rum returns, vikings, $50 is less than zero, Mr. Math, Newfies, kissing fish,...
Season 2: Client 12 - Mars, Bars & Stars w/the amazing Jane's Addiction drummer, Stephen Perkins
March 04, 2021 14:00 - 56 minutes - 130 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Picker orchestrate a coup by obtaining a highly sought after guest counsel, Stephen Perkins, drummer for the highly influential alternative rock band Jane's Addiction. He was also a founding member of Porno For Pyros, Hellride and Banyan. He helps the not-connected-to-law lawyers essentially ignore their client, Mars, Bars & Stars by talking about patchouli, Let's Bang, Bongos & Shakers the stripper, Shlomo & Moshe, covered in flesh, the Weird Lovemaker...
Season 2: Client 11 - We're All Narcissists w/podcaster and comedian Matt Gwinn
February 28, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring in another client to provide horrible legal advice when We're All Narcissists decides to hire them and their guest counsel, Matt Gwinn. Matt Gwinn hosts the podcast The Adventures Of The Albino Rhino and had made the mistake of bringing on the QSB team to his show a month ago (available here - https://anchor.fm/adventuresofalbinorhino/episodes/They-Arent-Lawyers--and-They-Shouldnt-Be-ep0iv2). Gwinn helps us with our client while also diverg...
Season 2: Client 8 - Fedora The Explorer w/charity music event promoter SohoJohnny Pasquale
February 25, 2021 03:59 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBSometimes, even in this advanced age of technology, the technology isn't fully in. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome charity music event promoter and comic book superhero, SoHoJohnny Pasquale as guest counsel to address the issues of their new client, Fedora The Explorer. Quietly. The client doesn't quite get star treatment and instead the following topics are discussed: boogie down Brendan, weekend penguin, bad musical choices, Benny Hill, pot of water and a 4 year old...
Season 2: Client 10 - Fedora The Explorer w/charity music event promoter SohoJohnny Pasquale
February 25, 2021 03:59 - 56 minutes - 52.6 MBSometimes, even in this advanced age of technology, the technology isn't fully in. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome charity music event promoter and comic book superhero, SoHoJohnny Pasquale as guest counsel to address the issues of their new client, Fedora The Explorer. Quietly. The client doesn't quite get star treatment and instead the following topics are discussed: boogie down Brendan, weekend penguin, bad musical choices, Benny Hill, pot of water and a 4 year old,...
Season 2: Client 9 - What Is The Name Of This Client? w/renowned psychic Artie Hoffman
February 18, 2021 11:58 - 1 hour - 87.5 MBPracticing the art of idiocy, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker forget to even name their client even though the client's name is What Is The Name Of This Client? To help them sort this out, this episode's guest counsel is master psychic and medium Artie Hoffman, author of Angels And Answers, who not only psychically reads each of the fake lawyers but talks to them about a variety of non-relevant things like writing erotica, the stickiness, tarty party, the hokey pokey, Peeping T...
Season 2: Client 8 - America North w/Maxim model & lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson
February 18, 2021 10:37 - 1 hour - 81 MBOnce again, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker invite a guest counsel that is much higher class than the partners to help with their new client, America North. Maxim magazine model, cohost extraordinaire and lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson graces our offices without realizing exactly what she's gotten herself into. While working towards helping the client, the conversation went off the rails immediately and touched on lumber fetishes, veterans and veterinarians, Zoom boom, Michae...
Season 2: Client 7 - Monty Python's Snake w/the extraordinary Scott Page
February 11, 2021 01:19 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBThe foolish faux lawyers welcome the incomparable multi-instrumentalist and entrepreneur Scott Page to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to spend far too little time with their client, Monty Python's Snake. Much conversation ensued with subjects like Supertramp, Pink Floyd, Corey Feldman, wah wah pedals, flying pigs, amplified chicken nuggets, the mullet to end all mullets, Eckhart Tolle, flip it-twist it-freak it, the Age Of Soullessness, master donut cooker, Eric Idle, fish sla...
Season 2: Client 6 - Mummies On Parade w/podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio
February 04, 2021 11:57 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBGrand twists of fate do not happen with our sixth client of 2021, Mummies On Parade, while our guest counsel, podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio, wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into while chatting about Captain Chesapeake, ghost hosts, my child Atlantic, Bethlehem Steel, sea monster friend, Svengoolie, the best cleavage ever, murder mystery train theater, Sherlock Holmes, eyebrow insurance, Santo the wrestler, accidental mummies, KKK/Mummy crossovers, Boris ...
Season 2: Client 5 - Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers w/mythological bass player Leland Sklar
February 04, 2021 10:50 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker nearly get serious this episode when the incomparable, legendiferous bass instrumentalist Leland Sklar acts as guest counsel for the client Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers. Some aspects of his over 50-year long career in music are glossed over and instead we discuss a roomful of crap, rubber diapers, James Taylor, screaming at grass, alphabetical maladies, hermetically sealed anus, the goat market, turtle bullying, Jackson Browne, musical sharec...
Season 2: Client 4 - Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? w/character actor Tim McLaughlin
January 28, 2021 07:19 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBGuest counsels keep dropping in at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different. Thirty-year acting veteran Timothy McLaughlin and his luxurious facial hair link arms with your humble hosts to tackle the client, Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? While determining which is which, they also find the Pandemic Circle Of Hell, Mr. Peek-A-Boo, Floridian elitism, taking care of Steves, wooing, Wayne Brady, a tent and a straw, Tom Hanks, Groundskeeper Willie, scab children, Sc...
Season 2: Client 3 - Golden Boys And Golden Girls w/film actress Liz Priestley
January 21, 2021 10:02 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBOn the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley, a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba, Concrete Cowboy, who plays the mother of Caleb McLaughlin from Stranger Things. She helps provide wrong legal advice to our newest client - Golden Girls And Golden Boys. She fit right in while also not giving the client enough attention by discussing the meth in method acting, lassoing sewer rats, flus...
Season 2: Client 3 - Golden Girls And Golden Boys w/film actress Liz Priestley
January 21, 2021 10:02 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBOn the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley, a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba, Concrete Cowboy, who plays the mother of Caleb McLaughlin from Stranger Things. She helps provide wrong legal advice to our newest client - Golden Girls And Golden Boys. She fit right in while also not giving the client enough attention by discussing the meth in method acting, lassoing sewer rats, flus...
Season 2: Client 2 - You Light Up My Life Sustainably w/actor-entrepreneur Scott Valentine
January 14, 2021 12:25 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBScott Valentine, most well-known for his part as Nick from the TV show Family Ties (essentially another guest counsel much more famous than the fake lawyers), arrives to teach them the limits of their talents while eventually addressing today's client, You Light Up My Life Sustainably. The conversation gets frequently off track while discussing the Grand Fromage, showrunners and morons, the Art Of Being Nick, Hollywood fornications, Black Scorpion, Mr. Big Dick, hiding from Girl Scouts, sock...
Season 2 Client 1 - Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It w/Legendary Character Actor Larry Hankin
January 07, 2021 10:39 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker start off the new year with the legendary character actor and guest counsel Larry Hankin who later helps us handle the client Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It. It's a wild ride exploring Larry's life as secrets get uncovered, such as: fire eagle scout, infant fan followings, hibachi in a van, shrimp in a napkin, Woody Allen's barf, Petfix, John Huston's Italian shoes, Dylan's outside, dogcatcher onesies, apples in space, Mike Tyson chicken and a...
Our Twenty-Seventh Client - Ghosts Of Episodes Past
December 31, 2020 13:01 - 1 hour - 83 MBAs we stare across the threshold towards the year 2021, we collectively thumb our noses and give the finger to the year 2020 by recapping every frickin' client acquired by the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as our final 2020 client, although none of them have paid any bill we sent. Even while discussing our new client, it seems impossible to stay on track as the following were conversed about: thanking Timothy Leary, enter the Skunkman, the Don-Rhino Connection, cobra versus scho...
Our Twenty-Sixth Client - Happy Chrismakwanzakhaaannn!!
December 24, 2020 11:19 - 56 minutes - 52.2 MBAs the virulent year 2020 draws to a close, the anti-lawyers obfuscate their way into a quasi-holiday program with their newest client, Happy Chrismakwanzakhaaannn!! Leaving many opportunities untouched, listen as they bypass normal conversation and talk about Festivus, decorating Jeb Bush, loaves and witches, roasting Ewoks, Chanukah in a vial, Klingons and sex clubs, dancing for squids, the kings of stupid, proud duck rapists and Answer Your Cat's Questions Day. Next week brings our year-...
Our Twenty-Fifth Client - Social Media Distancing
December 17, 2020 11:46 - 1 hour - 71.8 MBIt seems like only yesterday when a cute little virus showed up and shut down the world. Now, eight months later, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have snared the perfect client, Social Media Distancing to bring some meaning to it all. You'll find out about discount genies, Erkel and vampires, the Chosen One, the Xerox of elevators, poop balloons, left wing militias, breast dust and Zuckerberg's complexion. It's okay to pass this information down to future generations. Find al...
Our Twenty-Fourth Client - Killing Me Softly With Han Solo
December 10, 2020 11:05 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBPerhaps one of the most sought after of clients, Killing Me Softly With Han Solo, has placed a large retainer for the services of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in order to gain sympathetic movie rights. This episode has EXTRA SQUABBLE FLAVOR for your dining pleasure. It includes: Darth Joker, Jabba the Hutt as Bernie Sanders, space tattoos, the chick with the tubes, Adam Driver's nose, celebrity gag balls, the carrot people family, SuperJedi, camels in caves, Nurse Jackie, Ch...
Our Twenty-Third Client - Aging Is Fun But Hard On The Knees
December 03, 2020 11:49 - 1 hour - 81.9 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have over 150 years of non-experience practicing non-law and have roped in the perfect client for their 23rd, Aging Is Fun And Hard On The Knees. The normal issues are discussed specifically old man medical issues but then, as usual the client is neglected as they talk about gravity punishing them, wheat germ & honeysuckle, twitchin' frickin' maniac, the Guh in Google, flipper babies, Florida and its unique stupid, never drive on acid and what ...
Our Twenty-Second Client - Heroes Are Super And Delicious
November 26, 2020 10:52 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBAs the turkey arrives on your plate and the cranberry sauce crawls off, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring you a special Thanksgiving Day special episode that has absolutely nothing to do with Thanksgiving. The new client, Heroes Are Super And Delicious, makes many demands of your favorite fake lawyers by suggesting they have super powers of their own. In the midst of it, they also mention crunchy diamonds, rocket poop, Petix Man, Galactus Intolerance, Captain Super Amazing,...
Our Twenty-First Client - Sitcoms ON TRIAL
November 19, 2020 21:28 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBThe terrible triumvirate heads back to court to bring situation comedies before a judge and jury that don't exist. Yes, Sitcoms On Trial are their newest client. The following exhibits get explored: Fonzie the Lothario, Covid school, Neil Patrick Harris, white anglo saxon jews, Otis the lovable drunk, Oomah!, big black eyeballs, CGI babies, a bad case of sunspots, lynchapalooza and batface. If you want the show's quality to get better, show you care and interact. Email [email protected]...
Our Twentieth Client - A Steaming Pile Of Democracy
November 12, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBThe votes have been counted and the votes have been ignored by President Trump. This means the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered the arena to make sure their twentieth client, A Steaming Pile of Democracy, is maintained in a pure form. In the middle of the controversy and intrigue, many players are unearthed, these include Darth Brooks, Reagan in a towel, 2 Presidents One Cup, Congressional cage matches, Tinder for Dogs, Frosty the Snow Representative, Fetus Christ, the ...
Our Nineteenth Client - Ballots, Bullets & Burgers (that damn election)
November 05, 2020 19:55 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker obtain their most contentious client yet, Ballots, Bullets & Burgers. This client raises the blood pressure of each of the pseudo lawyers as the current U.S. Presidential election process is discussed. However, this does not deter them from extra special territories as they converse about: aisle football, really bad sandwiches, the douchiest of bags, anal squeaking, Mad Max, the bubishery system, metaphysical plates, Batboy, sweet mushrooms and ...
Our Eighteenth Client - Urban Legends, Cryptids & Yo Mama
October 29, 2020 10:29 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBHas the Abominable Snowman festered in your dreams? Has the Chupacabra sucked your goat? Well, have no fear as your incredibly brave non-legal team face monsters of your childhood with Client Number 18, especially yo mama. This particular rabbit hole finds an unholy menagerie including: the Choking Doberman, dog finger, cow dreams, Bigfoots from outer space, the Jersey Goat, Gumberoo, Batsquatch, the Albino Kangaroo and the Stupid Hole. Moisten your fingertips, place them in your friends' e...
Our Seventeenth Client - Irish Halloween Turnip w/Comedian Belinda Carrol
October 22, 2020 22:07 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBHoly moley, Batsquid! The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker have brought in guest counsel to depose their newest client, Irish Halloween Turnip. Portland, Oregon-based comedian and founder of the Portland Queer Comedy Festival, Belinda Carrol provides a welcome respite from the normal yammering of our fake lawyers. The discussion ranges in many areas from Stingy Jack, Abortion Man, Tarantino scat and porn extras to sexy Frankenstein, sacred potatoes, octopus on a stick, Covid test ...
Our Sixteenth Client - Entertainment Is Bad For You
October 16, 2020 00:02 - 1 hour - 77.2 MBToday, your fearsome threesome dive right into their newest client, Entertainment Is Bad For You. How bad, you may ask. Pretty bad. A gamut of concepts are explored so there is probably one for you! Things start off with mustache rides and move on to transvestite clowns, people puzzles, making fishhooks, A Tent In The Woods, spotted dick, penguin mermaids, generic sports teams and denial as entertainment. To communicate with the fake lawyers, email [email protected] or tweet 'em @qsbla...
Our Fifteenth Client - With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends
October 08, 2020 10:01 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBYour intrepid pseudo -lawyers wrangle up a new client, With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends to attempt to pay the rent on their non-existent offices. A bromance is narrowly avoided while the very fake lawyers attempt to sound knowledgeable but instead ignore their client's basic needs. Territory covered includes: crack friends, butt pencils, ear sex, foil fences, when friends go bad, The Baking Housewives Of New Jersey, zeta males and duck penises. Have a listen but don't let your boss...
Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin (Part 2)
October 02, 2020 21:55 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBDeep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin Part 2, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers. All sorts of thingies are discussed including: spin the donkey, lesbian whistling, ball stomping, ear scraping, shopping cart magic and mother-in-law experiments . Please leave us a voice message on our Anchor page or email/T...
Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin Part 1
September 24, 2020 08:57 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBDeep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers. All sorts of nastiness are discussed including: presidential profanity, golden nasal nuggets, toilet ponies, gleeking, public urination, sex at McDonald's, Zog and Gleek the caveman odd couple and the Catapult Chair. This long cons...
Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin (Part 1)
September 24, 2020 08:57 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBDeep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers. All sorts of nastiness are discussed including: presidential profanity, golden nasal nuggets, toilet ponies, gleeking, public urination, sex at McDonald's, Zog and Gleek the caveman odd couple and the Catapult Chair. This long cons...
Our Thirteenth Client - We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits
September 17, 2020 10:49 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBClients seem to be knocking down the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits has plopped down a retainer for the full unreal firm treatment. Areas of discussion include the Warlocks Of Tinder, the king of Transylvania, QAnon's magic bar of soap, if a gamer were president, shooting elderly from cannons, sheep driving, when assassins marry teenagers and Arnold on heroin. To experience more wisdom from the never lawyers, message them at qsbla...
Our Twelfth Client - Marriage And Glue Sniffing
September 10, 2020 10:39 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBHeading into divorce court, our unqualified non-lawyers combine the unlikeliest of couples, marriage and glue sniffing. As per usual, shortly after pretending to be interested in the client, the bombastic, belittling, boorish, bogus barristers feed on their egos and discuss The Coffee Nap, Tesla's haircut, the Rusty Testicle, and Paula, their only fan. We only guarantee one laugh per episode, any extras will be charged double. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com...
Our Eleventh Client - School Subjects ON TRIAL
September 03, 2020 09:32 - 1 hour - 77.6 MBThe ersatz attorneys claw their way into another non-courtroom to take school subjects ON TRIAL! If you've ever wanted to completely eliminate certain school subjects, this is the episode for you. After an initial volley interrogating algebra and lauding civics, our intrepid trio diminish any hope for lucidity by adding lifecycles to history classes, attempting to understand Space Force, eliminating art, introducing the concept of lingerie roller derby, secular humanist bowling leagues and...
Our Tenth Client - Diets & Their Bastard Children
August 27, 2020 10:02 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBThe terrific trio match wits with a false family law case when they meet their tenth client, Diets & Their Bastard Children. Beginning, as usual, with taking the client seriously, the tenacious triumvirate devolve quickly into discussions involving manatee molestation, freaks in Florida, celebrity regurgitation, spirit animals, morbid obesity and Michael Phelps. Listening to this episode might be hazardous to your intestinal tract. Beware! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.s...
Our Ninth Client - Vacations: Friend Or Foe?
August 20, 2020 08:21 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBOur smug, self-important narcissist returns from a family vacation and commandeers our ninth client, Vacations: Friend Or Foe! Whilst preening, the conversation still goes its own way and envelops driving way too fast in Europe, orgasmic Life Savers (butterscotch, by the way), the beauty of Yellowstone, the Grand Tetons and Glacier National Park, close encounters with polar bears and bison and using lawn mowers to remove snakes. Strap in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.s...
Our Eighth Client - Sexy Zombies & Their Lovers
August 06, 2020 11:58 - 1 hour - 81 MBSeeking a classier clientele, the faux lawyers unfortunately hitch their wagons to a client revered and ridiculed by many: zombies. On the road to figuring out what this is all about, many diversions are taken. Somehow the conversation enters the Covid-19 mask debate, Facebook is run by zombies, the taste and quality of brains with eggs, can ghouls be zombies if they're ghouls, zombie porn and are tree cities better than prisons. Feel free to communicate via twitter or email: @qsblawoffic...
Our Seventh Client - Revolution Is In The Air
July 30, 2020 10:03 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBOur most serious client arrived today: Revolution In The Air. The scatterbrained trio of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker think they can tackle today's current issues yet fail miserably, Somehow they misuse Bob Dylan, give a poorly understood history lesson of America's wars, misunderstand simple political concepts, expect free pizza and, understandably, find their way to Dungeons & Dragons. The best thing is they proffer no legal advice as they are not real lawyers so only yo...
Our Sixth Client - Television Vs. Movies
July 23, 2020 09:23 - 57 minutes - 53.2 MBThe three boobs visit the similarly named tube and compare to movies new and old. Controversial territory gets skirted around and the new client gets short shrift while other interests take the foreground. Our false lawyers dip into political waters discussing cancel culture, orange fingers, Karens snatching protesters, Brendan's little thing, too much Deerhunter and when are pejoratives not pejoratives. Listen if you care because we don't care if you eavesdrop. --- Send in a voice mess...
Our Fifth Client - Sex Sells...Always?
July 16, 2020 11:14 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBSex Sells, Sex Sells, Sex Sells. Sex Sells. So they say. Our intrepid faux lawyers tackle the simplest of clients and find their way into other topics they probably should have avoided. The conversation shifts to attraction towards dead chickens, the Underground Railroad, one particular use for a sock, The Handmaid's Tale, flying nipples, human fluids and fear. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spot...
Our Fourth Client: Idiocracy is Now
July 09, 2020 11:45 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBThe fake lawyers return to experience their fourth client: Idiocracy Is Now. Many things that are important get discussed: the origin of the moron, Matt's mini-stroke, the Flat Earth Society on a boat, upside down globalism, and pecan shell cracker sandwiches. Traverse carefully. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/support
Our Third Client - Song Lyrics ON TRIAL! (explicit content)
July 03, 2020 02:24 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBThis week's episode takes the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to court for its first litigation: song lyrics on trial! In order to properly tackle our client's needs, we've opened up a satellite office in Florida and have a new host, Brendan, who pulls no punches. You will experience mountains in the sky that stand there, how Stonehenge opened the demonic door to rock and roll, unnatural acts with dogs and why Greg needs a filter. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters...
Our Second Client - Most Useful Inventions (Part Two)
June 26, 2020 09:53 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker meet their second client, Most Useful Inventions. This client brings a host of issues including the advent of pinball, the plow, Henry Ford, Matt's character flaws, how to get Greg a pizza with a podcast and an inability to quit yammering to meet time constraints. Part two includes Hitler's brain, the Crusades and do planets have rocks? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/message Support this podcast: https:...
Our Second Client - Most Useful Inventions (Part One)
June 26, 2020 09:27 - 1 hour - 69.2 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker meet their second client, Most Useful Inventions. This client brings a host of issues including the advent of pinball, the plow, Henry Ford, Matt's character flaws, how to get Greg a pizza with a podcast and an inability to quit yammering to meet time constraints. Part two includes Hitler's brain, the Crusades and do planets have rocks? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/message Support this podcast: https...
Our First Client: Favorite Ethnic Foods
June 18, 2020 03:40 - 57 minutes - 53.4 MBOur first client, Favorite Ethnic Foods, winds up paying a retainer for very strange non-legal advice which includes the Tuna Wars, the sounds giraffes make and the difference between Rocky and Smoky Mountain Oysters. Do YOU want to listen? I don't recommend it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/support
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
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