Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
149 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/support
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S3: Client 26 - Ableism, Sexism, Racism & Cannibalism
December 16, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBWhen isms pervade society, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker are there to fully misunderstand their importance and gravity especially as they take on their next client, Ableism, Sexism, Racism and Cannibalism. Fortunately, no schisms were created as they mentioned hot ticket, Disney Plus, broken hymens, 19 gallons of semen, the York maelstrom, peppermint patties, Charlie Brown, Monkees rabbit hole, Battleship Potemkin, abilityism, Michael Jordan, a papoose, Shaq is a monster, s...
S3: Client 25 - Are You Toxic Or Do You Just Need A Shower? w/podcaster Mel Ortiz
December 09, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Mel Ortiz, host of the podcast Miss Heard Lyrics, who unfortunately has to leave before providing her fake legal wisdom for today's client, Are You Toxic Or Do You Just Need A Shower? She definitely engages with the faux legal team and discusses some subjects that don't necessarily include paranoia insurance, existential engineers, a Jewish grandma, cross-eyed bears, the whale carcass, thinly sliced meat eyeball, sugar gliders, polar bear...
S3: Client 24 - Gift Horses Eat Too Much
December 02, 2021 14:00 - 53 minutes - 49.2 MBWith the gift giving holidays on the horizon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker address a long standing situation with their new client, Gift Horses Eat Too Much. They talk about Indie Pods United Summit, Sal Vagina, Kaiser Permanente, trichinosis, chlamydia, man slut, sexually abused pizza dough, lukewarm pockets, jizzy glaze, dark horse, Cthulhu, Ayn Rand, Atlas Sharted, behind the beaded curtain, nature's car, Monty Python, Great Bribbin, bolognese, pea gravel, taxi nuns, Agne...
S3: Client 23 - Don't Be Late For Love And Hate
November 25, 2021 14:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBAs Thanksgiving rears its ugly head, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker track down their newest client, Don't Be Late For Love And Hate and give a thorough examination. They uncovered poodle panties, turkey jism, chew juice, warming your chestnuts, your oily fish, Stalingrad 1942, that's the climax, apostasy and blasphemy, Cyndi Lauper, Phil Collins, Hawaii, James Michener, Aquaman, ass weasel, Butthole Billy, the bucking cow, my murdered uncle, Snapped, a love to kill, anonymous ...
How Deep Is Your Bunker (or Apocalypse Wow!) w/the amazing Kreesha Turner - S3: Client 22
November 18, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBA modern day Renaissance woman enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker in the form of the multi-talented Canadian songstress Kreesha Turner who later briefly helps address the client, How Deep Is Your Bunker (or Apocalypse Wow!). The following exhibits get examined: your poop bars, Canadian Jennifer Lopez, 4 Loko, aboriginal friends, nation of immigrants, monolith of liberty, ketchup chips, great aunt Ninita, bikini pictures, I hate pants, tough love, speaking in tongues, Jimm...
S3: Client 21 - The Tyranny Of Beauty with Brendan, Greg and Matt
November 11, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 186 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker tackle the greatest of clients in this session with The Tyranny Of Beauty. Since their guest counsel did not arrive, they handled the bogus deposition themselves and talked about flooding, lovely wives, ass avoidant, earholes, Karl Marx, dick power, everyone wants love, those handsome men, chuffing and chafing, symmetry is overrated, Pythagoras, sock exploits, Julia Roberts, a symmetrical horse, Salma Hayek, down to clown, Bea Arthur, Rumplesti...
S3: Client 20 - The Times They Are A Strangin' w/superheroes Holly Haggerty and Lavonna Bratschi
November 04, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 199 MBAfter many invitations, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker achieve the unthinkable: doing the show from Brendan's house in Florida AND getting Matt and Brendan's wives Holly and Lavonna to be the guest fake attorneys. Along the way, they talk about David Blaine, Passive Attack, huffing jenkem, purple, ocarina book, sushi mask, low bar, taken aback, marry Matt, 999, Brendan's jib, limbo, oblivious to the hunt, you're a cheetah, beavers and otters, Etta James cover girl, project ...
S3: Client 19 Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow w/Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team
October 28, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 157 MBAn entire team of pretend lawyers arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of the Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team who arrived to help address the client - Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow. The researchers included founder of the Mystic Ghost team Michelle DePaul with Allison Tidwell and Michelle Roan. Many supernatural connections were made and ghost ticklers, bad mojo, baffling conundrums, ectoplasmic slime, Ghostbusters, a demonologist, drama with ghost groups b...
S3: Client 18 - That's A Fine Looking Werewolf w/director and playwright Marc Morales
October 21, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 156 MBJust in time for Halloween, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker engage the very talented director and playwright Marc Morales to help with the client, That's A Fine Lookin' Werewolf. While cross examining the client, they talk about the Incelerator, 521 North Main Street, the Clown Motel, if I disappear, a seltzer bottle in every room, The Exorcist, Tim Curry, Michael Myers, EMF meter, so much blood, singing waiter, Dion and the Belmonts, Ted Lasso, the Incel Wanderer, Westchester ...
S3: Client 17 - A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed & A Friend In Weed w/Greg and Matt
October 14, 2021 13:00 - 54 minutes - 124 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are once again taken over by the senior partners of Matt and Greg who are forced to deal with their newest client, A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed And A Friend In Weed. Some relatively careful attention was paid even though they talked about lose my shoulders, tiny little body, greed heads, Newsies caps, National Haberdasher's Union, simpatico, get our head scratched, other kinds of ships, levels of affection, show all the warts, Jackass, a lit...
S3: Client 16 - Evacuate Your Mind w/fried food aficionado Billy Skeels
October 07, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 177 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker welcome a rare individual to their conference room, a man with no real agenda - who goes by the name of Billy Skeels. Billy Skeels does act as a guest fake attorney to help with today's client - Evacuate Your Mind. As they work the deposition, they find sodomites, identifying as a squid, hail hydra, Mighty Mouse, deformed eggs, conceived in a skillet, pre-fried food, that's not a fryer, mystic runes, a foot playin' sport, your son is a box, Ohi...
S3: Client 15 - Pets ON TRIAL w/rapper Twizm Whyte Piece
September 30, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 167 MBOn this day, a young verbose guest fake attorney shows up at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help litigate Pets On Trial. Rapper Twizm Whyte Piece brings his unique style and converses about holocaust bourbon, matzoh, doing all my evil, pull out game, bashing white people, pus of the blisters, blood in her placenta, aboot, urban language, Hulk Hogan, it smells of dumb people, there's more than corn in Indiana, Keanu Reeves Western, check me out bro, Eminem, doing the rhino, ...
S3: Client 14 - Schmear The Queer w/comedian and author Ike Avelli
September 23, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 140 MBToday, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a very qualified guest counsel to investigate the claims of their newest client, Schmear The Queer. The guest counsel is comedian, author and New Jersey gay icon Ike Avelli who is a bit soft spoken so you'll have to be careful with your volume control. He graciously puts up with the partners and together they discuss the House Of Your Mama, circle of jerks, two weasels, 50 Shades Of Gay, eyelashes are stunning, thieves, Jenna Jameson,...
Season 3: Client 13 - Batman Wears A Diaper with the original lineup of Matt and Greg!
September 16, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 160 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are missing one of the partners and do not have a guest attorney to help with a client that stumbled through their doors, Batman Wears A Diaper. Matt and Greg are all on there own so, obviously, the client is in big trouble especially when they wind up talking about beloved cohost, anal bleaching, the Clean Sphincter Society, fight crime and pee, super speed poop, is that a football, a giant lima bean, head on down to Panama, cosmic rays, radioac...
Season 3: Client 12 - Tradition Is Poison with those bastards Brendan, Greg and Matt
September 09, 2021 13:00 - 38 minutes - 87.1 MBOur first guest-free show of the season has our nubile faux lawyers tackling a client that has disturbed many a family gathering: Tradition Is Poison. The client is nimble and care-free which causes the conversation to swerve into statutory ape, Cancel Me Cancel You, little squirrels, gripping, sub units of people, a meaningless void, slaves were toasters, the cotton gin, a minister in Arkansas, Jesus wasn't a baby, turducken, Germanic barbarians, ya'll log, clean out the flue, disembowel th...
S3: Client 11 - Thought Crimes & Misdemeanors w/self-help podcaster Wize Otero
September 02, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 149 MBAll the way from the Poconos, self-help podcaster Wize Otero arrives and works as a fake attorney to help with the client, Thought Crimes and Misdemeanors. While cross-examining the client, things veered to Stuck In My Mind, You're Going To Get Some Ultra, Libido Max, nipple clamps, a slobby dork, Real Wize Productions, an unconscious rapper, targeting lacrosse, curling expert, Brendan's herbal supplement, pai gow tiles, Nurse Wize, self-hatred, you love yourself, Harlem Heat, then they'll g...
S3: Client 10 - Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles w/the incredible John Velasco
September 02, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBOne of the most influential music publishers in rock music history, John Velasco, slums today by joining the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to partially take on the client, Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles. Prior to that, however, they discussed Brendory, Covid Cola, sickness is a theory, Black Sabbath, Polly Styrene, weekly rep, Drury Lane, Peter Sellers, the cake was in the rain, Jag X J-6, Abba, Rick Beato, retire and die, Rick's Plaice, a pig farmer, the Midlands, Ozzy was a r...
S3: Client 9 - Hitler Was A Baby Once w/entertainment lawyer Adam Hirshfield
August 26, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 163 MBA momentous occasion occurred at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when a real lawyer walked through the doors to not give any legal advice at all. Entertainment and intellectual property attorney Adam Hirshfield stopped by and actually provided discourse for the newest client, Hitler Was A Baby Once. While some real subjects were touched on, the bad touch stopped on skecial, Minder, first philosophy free, bad hombres, Dame Judy Dench, Tom Green, big dictum, Firing Line, a coupl...
S3: Client 8 - The Sweet Smell Of Secession w/aspiring actor/model Joshua Christian Azali
August 19, 2021 13:00 - 58 minutes - 135 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker entertain an interesting guest today with budding actor and model Joshua Christian Azali. Joshua declined to help represent the client, The Sweet Smell Of Secession. The conversation overall began normally but devolved as per usual. The discussion included Asian Men Black Women, flipping us off, you've been douchebagged, motorcycle with a question mark, Tamil Tigers, rode a boomerang to Mecca, gender normative ties, Fatty Arbuckle, too much hair,...
S3: Client 7 - Fruit Equals Betrayal w/tarp king & filmmaker Michael Stein
August 12, 2021 13:00 - 59 minutes - 136 MBShort staffed for the third week, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker don't even have a new fake attorney to help with the client, Fruit Equals Betrayal. They do, however, have a guest in the form of Michael Stein, a successful businessman, stand up comic and filmmaker. Obviously, he does not help with their client as he is not a member of the Step Up To The Bar Association but he does engage and help talk about Harbor Freight, my leg has a weird twitch, stream of unconsciousness, ...
S3: Client 6 - Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution w/CEO of Terminus Media Mark Stancil
August 05, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker retain a very special guest counsel in the form of Mark Stancil, CEO and Editor-in-Chief of Terminus Media, a company that creates comic books and graphic novels inspired by biblical stories but set in fantastic environments. Stancil helps the fake lawyers with the client, Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution but veers in the direction of got the Covid, crime brulee, a soupcon of horror, hey Marvel, the Evolution series, Howard ...
S3: Client 5 - Garbage Eaters Anonymous w/Texan actor and director Shanna Toft
July 29, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBWith a tornado in close proximity, Texan actor and director Shanna Toft courageously steps into the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her projects and then bravely helps with the client, Garbage Eaters Anonymous. Amongst the advice given to the client was also discussion about NPR, biscuits and box cutters, follow the paths, bioweapons, she-wolf, frontier house, Tinder for Mountain Men, sag production, Tigger, pickaxes and hatchets, pipsqueak, Keanu Reeves, a bad case of J...
S3: Client 4 - Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk w/comedian Jason Pollock
July 22, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find a kindred spirit with brand new guest fake attorney and stand up comic Jason Pollock who helps with the client, Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk. On this journey, they discuss Huzzah!, cosplay alchemy, top hat with goggles, excelsior, a lazy writer, Richard Lewis, neurotic Jew, Bill Burr, Bullwinkle the mime, moron from Florida, who thinks about the Irish, Willy Wonka, a Saget joke, nothing funny about murder, we suck in ...
S3: Client 3 - A Plague Of Ideas w/author & writing consultant John Vorhaus
July 15, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 160 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a unique guest who brings a client with them, which has never happened in our history. Author and international writing consultant John Vorhaus drafted the client, A Plague Of Ideas, to our humble faux attorneys. A full deposition was done that included gadabout, divisipan™, corporately sponsored social engineer, wide eyed wonder, bullshit arena, blood diamonds, a really really good frisbee, jai alai, in the room, best little Vorhaus in ...
S3: Client 2 - When Clichés Were New w/Icelandic actor Einar Haraldsson
July 08, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 151 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker reach across the ocean to the tropical shores of Iceland for their guest, Icelandic actor Einar Haraldsson, who chooses not to help the client, When Clichés Were New. The discussion addressed Methlandia, more famous than Bjork, it's murdery today, Igor and everybody, Elton John, billy club lessons, colonizy, Icelandic Cop Witch movies, I Married Einar, find a map, John Wayne, tainting the bloodlines, Ron Jeremy, shooting up lava, ito ang beer, 22...
S3: Client 1 - Growing Up Bald w/commercial producer Luke McCullough
July 01, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 159 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off Season 3 with a childhood friend of Greg's, Luke McCullough, a commercial film producer who decides to help with our first client of the season, Growing Up Bald. This client, like most of our clients, really gets avoided and instead they talked about Troma Films, qsblaw.clownpenis.fart, silly ass face, his little fiefdom, the Dead Zone, fever blisters on my lips, a little birdie, stole a Bolex, stuck in a couch, Lloyd Kaufman, Wrath of ...
First Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Award Banquet
June 24, 2021 13:00 - 2 hours - 124 MBIn commemoration of the first anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the first annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across three continents arrived to receive their Quibblys. Some awardees included: multiple Emmy award winner and Broadway star ...
Season 2: Client 37 - Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness w/firefighters Jeremy and Chris from The Washdown podcast
June 17, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 160 MBAn unusual pair of guest fake attorneys arrive at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help represent the client, Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness. Jeremy and Chris, two firefighters from The Washdown podcast are very familiar with the trials and tribulations of our client. They also know about the Quibbly Awards, fungible, boxed wine, the Bloodhound Gang, divorce as a rite of passage, piercing and poignant, West Bottoms, expert Band Aid application, Madagascar, the pumper, iguan...
Season 2: Client 36 - Bodily Functions And Bodily Dysfunctions w/Greg, Brendan and Matt (WARNING: GROSSNESS)
June 10, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into sketchy territory when addressing their newest client, Body Functions and Body Dysfunctions. You should be warned this client exposes VERY GROSS CONTENT as the Law Offices morph into the Medical Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker while discussing money circulation, an inflamed wheezer, exocrine glands, sweat grows, weevils, miniature bounty hunters, Elon Musk the Bond villain, Gates and Epstein, sex with toilets, binary pooping,...
Season 2: Client 35 - When Rock And Roll Became Muzak w/film maestro Randy Edelman
June 07, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBA rare guest attorney arrives today at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of award-winning film composer Randy Edelman who provides qualified advice for our new client, When Rock And Roll Became Muzak. While giving our client an unusual fair shake, he also engaged by discussing James Brown, the first James Taylor album, the pickle, the Carpenters and Frank Zappa, got a hot dog, sacred and profane, swimming in sweat, chicks were the key, Jackie!!, bagpipes, Ivan Reitman...
Season 2: Client 34 - White Rappers & Black Rockers w/80s rock star Jon Butcher
June 03, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 184 MBA blast from Matt's past arrives in the form of 80s rock star Jon Butcher who acts as guest counsel for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, White Rappers & Black Rockers. Today while helping with the client, Jon also talked about watercolors, DaVinci Resolve, the thing that destroyed Billy Squier's career, a pink tank top, Def Leppard, the Boston Garden, 72 dates, Brown's Trailer Park School, cowboy reenactments, follow the axis, singing about kangaroos, I love mol...
Season 2: Client 33 - Cancel Me, Too! w/visionary media attorney Marc Jacobson
May 31, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBA momentous occasion has occurred. An actual lawyer has arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of entertainment attorney Marc Jacobson, who has represented Shakira, Elvis Presley and the estates of George and Ira Gershwin. He does an exceptional job in addressing the client, Cancel Me, Too, while also digressing by talking about Snowbabies, distribution is king, Spotify, wiseguys, Chris Kattan, lawyers have superpowers, Patron Jewish Saint of Lawyers, evil burge...
Season 2: Client 32 - The Customer Is Always Karen w/Brendan, Greg and Matt
May 27, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBIt was a cold and stormy night...but not today when the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker were forced once again to represent by themselves their new client, The Customer Is Always A Karen. They really tried but somehow they wound up talking about Zoom squabble, Greg's mannequin replacement, Karens are squeaky, junkiedar, People For Black People, Out Of Touch Weekly, Chinese hieroglyphics, anti-Karen, that zero person, reef donkey literature, gay cookies, poor burger hut, don't ask f...
Season 2: Client 31 - Dress Sizes & Body Hair w/author, comedian & 70s club kid Wendy Stuart Kaplan
May 24, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBA very vivacious non-attorney arrives to cross examine the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, Dress Sizes and Body Hair. Notorious as a party girl at Studio 54 in the 70s, Wendy Stuart Kaplan shows what it means to be engaged in a fake law discussion by talking about Pennsyltucky, Halston, tutus & leg warmers, gorilla suit era of Madonna, rejecting Andy Warhol, rubber rat named Igor, Greg's raw charisma, Union of Swiss Watchmakers, a frock is a frock, Mr. Beastie Boy,...
Season 2: Client 30 - When Words Collide w/comedy legend Bruce Vilanch
May 20, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 191 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring forth a true legend in the entertainment world to help barely address their newest client, When Words Collide. Bruce Vilanch, multiple Emmy award-winning writer for the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys and a myriad of A-Z list celebrities talks with the never attorneys about a brand new smile, George Lucas' betrayal, wookies in blackface, Lupita Nyong'o, 18 mermaids, mommy issues, charming chubs, the mumu hut, John Waters, hard drinking newsmen, sewer...
S2: Client 29 - Leading Men Are Not Real Men w/stunt director John Stewart & singer Madeleine Kaye
May 17, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBTruly unique guest fake attorneys arrived today in the form of director, stunt coordinator and musician John Stewart and singer Madeleine Kaye of the band Juliana. They join in exultantly with their newest client, Leading Men Are Not Real Men, even though the client ultimately gets the brush-off as they discuss Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Matt Dillon, Slightly Annoyed Max, tricycle movie, sea lions in capes, broken backs and necks, biggest airbag in the business, Class 5 rapids, steering giant...
Season 2: Client 28 - Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress w/career actress Lisa London
May 13, 2021 13:00 - 56 minutes - 130 MBA very accomplished actress, Lisa London, joins the pretend legal team of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help address the issues of their new client, Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress. While consoling the distressed client, they talk about Amazon Prime, monster under a rock, Quarantine Girl, eating bats, hazmat suits, Shinto, Chuck Walker Texas Arranger, Clint Eastwood, The Morning Show, Bigfoot Or Bust, Ed Sheeran, My Mother The Panda, lingerie on stage, Amityville C...
Season 2: Motivational Office Retreat - The Pizza Show w/the Happy Hour News Team
May 10, 2021 13:00 - 2 hours - 117 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are on a motivational office retreat to give their clients a break from their horrible legal practices and to hone their nonexistent skills. So, enter the Pizza Show! Also, all the way from North Dakota, the Happy Hour News Team will join us on our retreat and enjoy a lot of retreat activities like swallowing dreams, janking the system, managing knife men, the holy dude, entertainment is immoral, Leland Sklar, the 6.99 Club, splicing genes, scutt...
Season 3: Client 27 - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization w/NYC talk show host Mickey Burns
May 03, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBIt's always a meta moment when a talk show host gets interviewed and this is no different when the iconic Profiles host, Mickey Burns from New York City appears as guest counsel to tackle our new client - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization. The deposition is halted when they instead discuss Time Warner, Mayor Bloomberg, Snug Harbor Cultural Center, football powerhouse, Aldo Nova, Memorex, where bands go to die, PM Magazine, hummida hummida, Joan Rivers, Joe Montana's dinner, which G...
Season 2: Client 27 - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization w/NYC talk show host Mickey Burns
May 03, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBIt's always a meta moment when a talk show host gets interviewed and this is no different when the iconic Profiles host, Mickey Burns from New York City appears as guest counsel to tackle our new client - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization. The deposition is halted when they instead discuss Time Warner, Mayor Bloomberg, Snug Harbor Cultural Center, football powerhouse, Aldo Nova, Memorex, where bands go to die, PM Magazine, hummida hummida, Joan Rivers, Joe Montana's dinner, which Ge...
Season 2: Client 26 - Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? w/the astounding Howard Bloom
April 26, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBWe have found the most qualified non-lawyer ever to help give proper representation to our client, Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? His name is Howard Bloom and you need to learn about him. Not only did we find out that dogs ARE dog's best friend but we also talked about poor innocent bunnies, comic book science, Irish Bar Mitzvah, God's big chunky balls, National Lampoon, schmuck, clown pants, suck it bitches, Tracee Ellis Ross, squashed toadlike woman, Chaka Khan, unholy hour, polka legends, I...
Season 2: Client 25 - One's Name Is One's Destiny w/author Wendy M. Kok
April 22, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 154 MBOn a slightly grey Wednesday afternoon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a guest counsel from the heartland, Wendy M. Kok, author of the book, A Grey Resort, who is here to help us with our newest client, One's Name Is One's Destiny. While this client did get its money's worth, there was some divergence when they discussed changeover day; a dock, jello salad and aspic; Desert Storm; a golf club named Excalibur; Stephen 'The Pantser' King; Ed Gein; the Matt joke drinkin...
Season 2: Client 24 - There Are No Fat Vampires w/singer and musician ARO
April 19, 2021 13:00 - 56 minutes - 130 MBRight out of fake law school, our newest guest counsel ARO joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her burgeoning career and help give advice to our brand new client, There Are No Fat Vampires. Unfortunately, along the way our client gets ignored and they wind up talking about selling meth in bathrooms, Lana Del Rey and Eminem, killing Helena Bonham Carter, breeding hamsters and billy goats, blobs and witches, the Coyote God, werewaterwolves, fang fetish, 9 out of 10 ...
Season 2: Client 23 - The Nerd Hierarchy w/master podcasters Kenric & John of Spoiler Country
April 15, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 138 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome extra special guest counsels to give unique attention to our newest client, The Nerd Hierarchy. They are Kenric and John from Spoiler Country, the founding and lead show on Spoilerverse.com. While developing their defense for the client, other topics were mentioned including: becoming your own grandpa, Kevin Smith, The Get, Spottyify, ComicsGate, Black Lightning, Stan Lee, excelsior ejaculation, nerts, the Original Dork, turning down boot...
Season 2: Client 22 - Case Your State w/author and podcaster Anthony Williams III
April 12, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 200 MBIn a rare occurrence, a guest counsel arrives sight unseen to both sides. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Anthony Williams III, author of On Borrowed Time: Reinvention Of The Lost Soul and host of The Independent Mouth podcast, to help address our newest client, Case Your State. This episode is not for the faint of stomach! We learn about the fuckits, three eyes, putting the ass in asset, eating babies, parkour, Vectromirror, Tron, cottontops, rabbit identifiers, educa...
Season 2: Client 21 - Hateful Pulp Dogs w/Nick & Kaz of Movie Theater Time Machine
April 08, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBThe husband and wife team of Kaz and Nick from Movie Theater Time Machine land their hovercraft outside the doors of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker to help the trio tackle the serious issues of their newest client, Hateful Pulp Dogs. For once, they spend a normal amount of time with their client while still diverging with: pod dogs, Holmes and Yo Yo, TV Time Machine, middle aged prostitutes, cartoon elephants, black belts and elastic belts, a late 60s jerk off, Quentin Taran...
Season 2: Client 20 - We're Not Funny w/former comedy agent Bruce Starr
April 04, 2021 13:00 - 59 minutes - 135 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get right to the heart of their non-existent firm by enlisting expert guest counsel Bruce Starr to help handle their newest client, We're Not Funny. Unfortunately, another client goes by the wayside as they instead talk about Hound of the Baskervilles, Evening At The Improv, Vincent Price, scared essless, why he wore the bag, cutlery humor, the Gong Show, Bobby Slayton, cocaine dealer to the stars, sex with Howie Mandel, doorstops, rejecting Ell...
Season 2: Client 19 - I Don't Understand Advertising w/internet radio mogul Dean 'The Pipeman' Piper
April 01, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 141 MBI Don't Understand Advertising enters the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as their newest client in order to gain some clarity. Yet gains none. To help, their guest counsel is Dean 'The Pipeman' Piper, internet radio mogul and CEO of Talk4Media, who brings his experience to horrible use as they instead discuss Catholic social teaching, corn stock theater, tugging a pug, pig radio, Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever, it's always a douchebag, deep sea lizard diver, morning w...
Season 2: Client 18 - Dead Rockers: Where Are They Now? w/Captain Of Industry Kim Richards
March 25, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 161 MBA true captain of the music industry, Kim Richards, Chairman Of The Board and CEO of Allied Artists International, arrives as an untrue lawyer to help the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker almost completely ignore their new client, Dead Rockers: Where Are They Now? Instead, Kim Richards' life gets more focus as they all discuss Constantine the Great, getting mugged in Glendale, Hot August Night, long dead partners, Snoopy's doghouse, Steely Dan, Andy Gibb, Stiggy, use all language, f...
Season 2: Client 17 - Like Sandwiches Through The Hourglass... w/Three Stooges grandson Brad Server
March 21, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 153 MBBrad Server, aka Curly G, is known far and wide for not being Curly from the Three Stooges (his grandfather). Now he will be a new guest attorney for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to represent their popular client, Like Sandwiches Through The Hourglass... Curly G and Brad switch personalities often during the show and speak on the gift of falsetto, a dog named Shemp, a hamster named Curly Joe, peekapoos, Scottish robot, we encourage squabbling, The Grandfather, blinded by the...