KMFFL Podcast
111 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsThe official podcast of the Kemp Mill Fantasy Football League. We sort of talk about fantasy football, but mostly we gossip and crap on each other.
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Episodes
Ezra's Podcast
January 05, 2024 16:48 - 58 minutes - 79.8 MBThere's only one asscaast, but there is always the next cast. In this case, it's Ezra's cast.
Variations on 69
December 26, 2023 19:47 - 1 hour - 87 MBThe vibes are here, the host is back, i doubt you're listening
Internet Strangers
December 17, 2023 19:26 - 59 minutes - 81.9 MBTHE NSFW LINK I PROMISED Schnabel Studios Rank em
A Serious League
December 05, 2023 12:48 - 54 minutes - 74.2 MBThe only thing less serious than the NBA is the Ben Shap*ro
The Answer to the LCQ is Danny DeVito
November 30, 2023 04:40 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBNo, not Tommy also not Tani. But, Danny. Like our guest. Ezzy
Tales from the 'Spital
November 23, 2023 14:55 - 53 minutes - 73 MBwhen did kevs become kevo? happy thanksgiving
Dan D'Dan Dan
November 17, 2023 01:17 - 1 hour - 95.5 MBYou wish i hyperlinked to things we mention in the show notes. Cowards, all of you.
kickin' it with KMFFL
November 02, 2023 16:42 - 1 hour - 115 MBSpoiler content. We have two guests, a bombshell, and a few games. Solid ep IMHO. Welcome to the new listeners.
rank em
October 26, 2023 01:17 - 1 hour - 104 MBtakes baby. rank em: forgotten luggage tanks tiers national parks babka french toast this year's keeper crop the guy who got the shas
Marc Show
October 19, 2023 17:50 - 53 minutes - 73.2 MBI decided I won't be naming episodes for pets
Simcha Szn
October 12, 2023 19:47 - 47 minutes - 65.9 MBIf you're here for engagement things, you are legally obligated to give a five star rating on apple podcasts or spotify. Shoutout to leeb shoutout aqib talib
The Booth is Back
October 06, 2023 17:33 - 1 hour - 87 MBUriel really wanted me to call this episode Ham Horn App (not a sponsor, yet). For not 100% clear reasons I decided against that, but I did promise I would make this the show notes. Anyway gut moed for the next couple hours
Commies and Royals
September 28, 2023 16:50 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBFreeze your meat with us in the Dan Zone™️
lettem off the cook!
September 20, 2023 16:22 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBWe near a time when every day is Yom Adin. Something to pray for this year on Yom Hadin.
Event of the Season
September 15, 2023 19:43 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBHappy new year. Happy marriage. Happy contingency season. We're so fucking back baby. Be early.
State of the FFL XI
September 07, 2023 21:20 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MBAs we enter our 11th year, the commish joins the pod to answer the most important question facing the league: is it too early to book KMS for the league's bar mitzvah?
🚨🚨 The Mishpacha 🚨🚨
September 07, 2023 21:13 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBIs this the first emergency podcast in KMFFL history? Someone sound off in the slack. Late Sunday evening we got a Woj Bomb from KMFFL's own woj, Qewman. A detailed investigation has uncovered a secret society hiding in plain sight among the Kemp Mill Elite (itself a gated community – technically they don't live behind gates but you get it). 7 families joined into 1, and have anointed themselves The Mishpacha. Who are the 7 families? Which family began the assembly? Are the T and M capitaliz...
Chemical Imbalance
August 31, 2023 03:29 - 53 minutes - 73.7 MBI don't remember why I named this episode as I did. It's got a loose connection to the theme, but not much else. Kinda like some of the team names... Anyway, it's good to be back. Sorry for the bombshell. Wacky day. NGL this new logo rips. I'm gonna win the league with these keepers. Good to be back. Missed you shmucks.
Podposal
June 14, 2023 01:49 - 1 hour - 114 MBThey wouldn’t let me share their registries. Still, two simchas means two intros. Gulp your fantas it’s time for shtick. Remember that stuff we did? Yeah. Me too. It’s all recorded in kmffl. Anyway, Mazals
B2B
January 04, 2023 17:17 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBThis podcast is six of the last seven championships. Pay attention and maybe learn something. We're sweaty? You're sweaty. Get your drink up. Keep your webcam steady. I swear to god if you aren't secure and hydrated, you won't win KMFFL. But really, when you think about it, if you rap about your nihilism to a bbno$ type beat it doesn’t feel nearly as crushing. So if—just as a hypothetical—you are the losingest finals appearer in league history, or you commish a league of people who love you...
Mistaken Identity
December 19, 2022 19:20 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBTwo episodes in a week? IYH. History, but boring history. Good, maybe great fantasy finals incoming. Dinner. Elite Four. Poetry in motion. Jesse, if you see this, let us know if you killed the baddie in the slack.
DTZ
November 18, 2022 18:28 - 48 minutes - 66.2 MBThe only podcast that talks about shitting out the mouth
BeLeebered No More
November 11, 2022 04:07 - 1 hour - 86 MB"Feel your balls in the shower." -- Male Crab
Middle C
November 03, 2022 14:14 - 1 hour - 91.7 MBI scheduled a vaccines, ordered falafel, and got another dub. Pity was there, paying a long-owed debt. DFish is ill but an FP. He was there too. Do you remember the juice boxes?
the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
October 27, 2022 21:55 - 36 minutes - 49.6 MBles gens ne sont pas des dollars. les gardiens sont tout, mais toujours une honte. Adin savait. derp.
Distances Between Nickel and Quarter
October 19, 2022 23:05 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MBToday was an experiment. You are the subject. Even when tent is low, the poles raise up high. Higher, even, than a monitor above its table. Prestige keepers / signature keepers / tragedies abound. I remembered you, but left myself behind. If you rub a rodent in the belly, does a dolphin attack? Shownotes are no longer for you. They are my domain. I am shadow. Are you in or out? Do your best, Slackbot will decide.
This Is Not Work
October 14, 2022 01:58 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MBDoghouse, parents' house, greenhouse, we all have houses of one type or another. What room are you in while you listen? It's trade manna from heaven for our 10th year. LCQ, what was on the menu in the 10th year of wandering the desert? Sorry Adin. Sorry Sarah. HBD fork.
Good Luck
October 04, 2022 19:20 - 1 hour - 117 MBJudgement day in t-minus 3 hours... just enough time for you to listen to the longest episode of the year and make it to shul in time to say tfillat zakah. Is this our 100th episode? it might be... *shrugs in erev yom kippur stress*
BeLeebered
September 29, 2022 02:24 - 53 minutes - 74.2 MBIn his darkest hour... he faces the music. LCQ, what poison is DFish growing
Is there a room for an NPC in the new world order?
September 21, 2022 15:40 - 59 minutes - 82.2 MBGames! Food! Jesse? Follow along, answer sheets below.
Platinum Seeds
September 14, 2022 15:10 - 56 minutes - 77.3 MBWhich is more impressive? 10 years of the league or 5 seasons of the pod? Who needs to choose!! We have both. Other leagues are inferior. We talk jewish foods, parallel rankings structures, and run down week 1 in the leeb. @Leeb lmk what you think about that trade
The Prophecy of the Hug Emoji
December 30, 2021 19:35 - 48 minutes - 67.3 MBThis week's episode is brought to you by Super Bowl Champion, the inspiration of both Nelly's best bar and multiple *redacted* team names: Julius Peppers. Episode #90 is a quickie, but a goodie. As :drake-yes: once said, we're here for a good time, not a long time. Haircut is out of the Covid protocols and ready with TAKES. Meanwhile DFish is in the finals and all the sudden is a believer in the prophecy. Playoff review, finals preview, and some quality trivia that might have been just for ...
🎻🎻🎻
December 17, 2021 20:00 - 54 minutes - 75.4 MBAction packed one. Skimping on show notes to get it out quickly. Get your booster, mask up, and stay safe y'all.
The Pre-Playoff Blues (aka, complaints szn)
December 09, 2021 22:14 - 1 hour - 101 MBWe asked for a guest to step up and boy did he. We've got games, tiers, rants, and english muffins too. (Sorry JRubes, no ragamuffins. IYKYK.) Are you smarter than a dolphin? Maybe. Is your DST better than Dolphins D? Not a chance in the biggest ocean on earth. Data. Rants. Confusion. This is a good episode. Listen please.
Blazer
December 01, 2021 17:04 - 1 hour - 111 MBA solid week of gut and bad shabboses. Most bleeps in kmffl history @unclecrab. Team Chaos is live on air. Big playoff ramifications this week and next. We also maybe get in trouble with a major jewish sect. It is a good one, but the last bit is very sad.
8AMs
November 19, 2021 01:31 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MBIn college it was very important to avoid 8am, Monday, and Friday classes. Sadly for DFish, Haircut asked for an 8am record for the second week in a row. Trades, dates, obscenities, porn, indecency and a bat mitzva party. It's a podcast. I got the hoodie. Check the slack. Go pats.
The Bells Out The Box
November 10, 2021 16:28 - 1 hour - 122 MBWhat if I told you one of our friends had 50k followers on social media and didn't care? What if that person spent a decade away from competing in his sport and made a triumphant return? What if he came on this podcast? How does 30 for 30 end this opening montage? I don't remember. I could look it up but I'm ready to release. We talk BBX, Smash, horribly misguided books, F***** Fast Forward, and TEAM CHAOS RETURNS! Hippy VS. Orthobox | 1/4 Finals | Beatbox Israel Championship 2021
The Most Movember in the History of Movembers
November 04, 2021 03:23 - 1 hour - 95.4 MBThe only part of this podcast that is truly important is 34:01 - 34:03. The rest is still enjoyable though. Good hair. 600%. Hyperbole. Love for the commish. Trades will never happen. The least moral league of all moral leagues.
A Surprise Trip to Poland
October 29, 2021 15:29 - 1 hour - 154 MBPark East Synagogue is imploding so we did a pod. We talk gush, falafel, kosher chinese, beatboxing, Poland, and shul drama. Plus a quick week 7 review. Important required reading below. The Battle at Kruger
Bye-IR Beware
October 20, 2021 22:06 - 1 hour - 103 MBWho is an uncle? Where can you NOT get potatoes? NFL newlyweds spinoff. Bad lighting. He of the G**** D*** himself! Plus, maybe Jason isn’t listening… I lost the wrong sound effect, I’ll have to re-download when I’m back in the country. Postscript: I think Gabe thinks I’m poor bc he suggested that his wife take me to get lunch. We got burgers and fries.
vegetablesoup
October 08, 2021 02:43 - 1 hour - 129 MBThis is a podcast. About football soup and other things. Mech Mech was there.
Spotless Records Only
October 01, 2021 19:46 - 1 hour - 124 MBThe high holiday season might be over, but we are still inspired to bring the intensity of the season to you, the listeners. Catch a beefy goss/gut shabbos/shtuss/LCQ half ep, an ad inspired by KMFFL's most downloaded single-episode guest of all time, tons of actual KMFFL discussion, and a finale of trade shiduchim. Special thanks to Mitch for helping with the ad on a Friday. That dude is a legend.
Undefeated Teams Only
September 24, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBTani team bad. Joey and Ezra team good. Kevin have Aaron Jones.