🚨🚨 The Mishpacha 🚨🚨

Is this the first emergency podcast in KMFFL history? Someone sound off in the slack.
Late Sunday evening we got a Woj Bomb from KMFFL's own woj, Qewman. A detailed investigation has uncovered a secret society hiding in plain sight among the Kemp Mill Elite (itself a gated community –  technically they don't live behind gates but you get it). 7 families joined into 1, and have anointed themselves The Mishpacha. Who are the 7 families? Which family began the assembly? Are the T and M capitalized in the title of their whatsapp group? What will Qewman drop next? Is The Mishpacha a Russian Hoax? A Ukranian Hoax??? A QATARI HOAX?!?!?! (Hamevin Yavin.)
The KMFFL Podcast convened with a special guest to discuss all that and more, in four distinct sections.
1) Haircut, D-Fish, and special guest waffle about nothing, wish Mazal Tovs and gut shabosses, and onboard a new show into The KMFFL Podcast Network
2) #TheMishpacha (with special guest & Qewman)
3) What is Kemp Mill Elite (with special guest & Qewman)
4) Haircut and D-Fish talk keepers (because this is a fantasy pod, isn't it?)
Read the article about Haircut's great-grandpa here (you won't believe the title of this bad boy, but don't click the link until after you finish the ep). Additional optional reading for after the pod.
Intro Music: The Godfather by NME aka Enemy
Outro Music: Clique by Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Big Sean
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