B2B

This podcast is six of the last seven championships. Pay attention and maybe learn something. We're sweaty? You're sweaty. Get your drink up. Keep your webcam steady. I swear to god if you aren't secure and hydrated, you won't win KMFFL.

But really, when you think about it, if you rap about your nihilism to a bbno$ type beat it doesn’t feel nearly as crushing. So if—just as a hypothetical—you are the losingest finals appearer in league history, or you commish a league of people who love you but won't follow your vision, or you are en route to another continent to forget your pathetic footballing rooting interests ... and you want to put your feelings in a place that isn't your heavy heart, get a bouncy beat, a few claps, and write a few bars that pop with the pocket. It will all be okay. If you're not those people it works too. 

Until next season, I remain the greatest that ever was. But #playa is your champion. Bow down. It's a privilege to slack with greatness. 

How's that for boasting?