Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
393 episodes - English - Latest episode: 22 days ago - ★★★★★ - 130 ratingsA Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
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Ep. 295 Jeepers Creepers: “The Tale of Gettin’ Jeeped and Creeped”
April 10, 2024 07:01 - 2 hours - 117 MBKim tells Ket about Jeepers Creepers so we can all prepare for… RIGHT NOW! IT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! The girls find any excuse to poorly sing the song that gave this gem its title. We also discover that Kim stans Gravity, and brothers are idiots. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jeepers Creepers. Starring Justin Long and Gina Philips Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Fac...
Ep. 294 Unwelcome: “The Tale of Gettin’ Boobed and Bapped”
April 03, 2024 07:01 - 2 hours - 140 MBKet tells Kim about the Shudder Original, Unwelcome. Ketryn didn’t even mean to go back to the UK but here she is again: in bright and sunny… Ireland? Some new life goals are set as both girls vie for the position of “Mother Redcap.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Unwelcome. Dir. John Wright Writers Mark Stay, John Wright Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Dis...
Ep. 293 Countdown: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Demon Guy Services 21yrs+ Only”
March 27, 2024 07:01 - 2 hours - 130 MBKim tells Ket about Countdown. This is an app that Ketryn will NOT be downloading no matter how much Kim pressures her! So, take your inside AND outside shirts off, but please don’t give some hair a sniff. Ket is opening up her Demon Guy services but creepy crapbags are absolutely not allowed! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Countdown. Dir. Justin Dec Writer Justin Dec Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon....
Ep. 292 Influencer “The Tale of British Jimmy Buffet”
March 20, 2024 07:01 - 2 hours - 141 MBKet tells Kim about the Shudder original, Influencer. Never has Ketryn been more certain of her imminent survival and Kim’s imminent death in a movie before. Kim also perfects her Margaritaville accent and the girls explain that “Jake” and “Ryan” are absolutely the same name. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Influencer. Dir. Curtis David Harder Writers Tesh Guttikonda, Kurtis David Harder Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content)...
Ep. 291 47 Meters Down: Uncaged “The Tale of Getting Sharked and Narcked… Again”
March 13, 2024 07:01 - 2 hours - 126 MBKim tells Ket about the sequel to one of Ketryn’s most traumatizing episodes, 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. Just as it did in the first one, Ketryn’s horror provides Kim with the unbridled joy of a super villain. Not even Yana, the welding Manta Ray, can save them now. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. Dir. Johannes Roberts Writers Johannes Roberts, Ernest Riera Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: w...
Ep. 290 1922: "The Tale of Teeth Acting"
March 06, 2024 08:00 - 2 hours - 121 MBKet tells Kim about the film based on Stephen King’s short story 1922. Through the miracle of modern technology, this episode is brought to you from Hawaii and Wales! Ketryn can’t seem to extract Tom Jayne’s accent from her speech and then Kim realizes she can’t act with her teeth without bringing her lips into the mix. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in 1922. Director: Zak Hilditch Writers: Stephen King, Zak Hilditch Support the girls on PATREON for some sw...
Ep. 289: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 8 -- the Killing of a Sacred Deer" (WITH BRAND NEW INTRO)
February 28, 2024 00:01 - 1 hour - 108 MBThe girls are still not entirely sure where in the world they are so they’re comin’ at you with a re-release that is really just an excuse to talk about Saltburn! We gotta talk about Saltburn! Check out our new intro to hear the girls' full take! Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob” Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer, starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. W...
Ep. 288: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 73 -- The Thing" (WITH BRAND NEW INTRO)
February 21, 2024 00:01 - 2 hours - 142 MBThe girls are traveling and thought they’d send you a little blast from the Snow Space past with a second look at The Thing with an all new intro segment! Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity” Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-f...
Ep. 287 The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster: “The Tale of Defibliblators”
February 14, 2024 08:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKim tells Ket about The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. The number of tangents the girls break off into is directly correlated to this brilliant film’s bummer scale. The girls attempt to showcase their STEMiness in various ways: talking about their 8th grade project on mercury, saying the word defibrillator, etc. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. Dir. Bomani J. Story Writer Bomani J. Story Sharai Bohannon Horror Movie...
Ep. 286 The Rental: “The Tale of the Smelliest Uber Driver to Ever Offer You Meth”
February 07, 2024 08:01 - 2 hours - 127 MBKet tells Kim about The Rental. Come for the Jeremy Allen White meal, stay for the Dan Stevens dessert. I think a really useful lesson to glean from this film is that if you don’t go on a hike and then do drugs on Alison Brie’s schedule, you will perish. The girls feel this is fair and just. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Rental. Dir. Dave Franco Writers Dave Franco, Joe Swanberg, Mike Demski Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonu...
Ep.285 Annabelle: “The Tale of Bimberly Burns, First of Her Name”
January 31, 2024 08:01 - 2 hours - 127 MBKim tells Ket about Annabelle and is, like, 80% sure they’ve never done this movie before. Regardless, it’s definitely the “first” time their goldfish brains are hearing it. Along with being that of a domesticated fish with a brain weighing 0.097 g, Ketryn’s brain is also full of a foggy mist that goes by the name of COVID. But don’t worry, the girls still managed to come up with a suitable name for Kim’s first born. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Annabelle...
Ep. 284 The Last Voyage of the Demeter: “The Tale of Dracula Travelling by Horse and Cabbage”
January 24, 2024 08:01 - 2 hours - 142 MBKet tells Kim about The Last Voyage of the Demeter. I think the main takeaway is that neither of the girls are of “ship people.” They also recall ye olde’ ancient ship lore, you know the one, about a man with no pupils kool-aid-manning through a door. We’ve all heard it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Director: André Øvredal Writers: Bram Stoker, Bragi F. Schut, Zak Olkewicz Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BON...
Ep. 283 No One Will Save You: “The Tale of Jeremy Allen White’s Calvin Klein Ad”
January 17, 2024 08:01 - 2 hours - 129 MBKim tells Ket about the Hulu Horror No One Will Save You. So, obviously, like everyone else, the girls spent 10 minutes talking about J.A.W. Ket, once again, makes multiple concessions and ignores 1000 red flags in favor of a gorgeous house. Giving up this house? Over aliens? In this economy? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in No One Will Save You. Dir. Brian Duffield Writer Brian Duffield Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) ...
Ep. 282 Gwen: “The Tale of the Potato Pantry”
January 10, 2024 00:01 - 2 hours - 110 MBKet tells Kim about the Shudder original, Gwen. Since Ket is headed to Wales, she thought she’d take the Sammies with her! So, let’s all take a little jaunt to this beautiful bummer. This gorgeous gut punch. This potato pantry of pain. The true monsters have always been humans… but also check out this LANTERN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Gwen. Dir. William McGregor Writer William McGregor Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus con...
Ep. 281 Talk to Me: “The Tale of How Ketryn Goddamn Told Ya So!”
January 03, 2024 08:01 - 2 hours - 133 MBKim tells Ket about the critically acclaimed Talk to Me. The girls would ALSO like to add to the acclaim! It’s not often a movie lives up to the hype. We learn that Kim is a Mia and Ket is a Jade… but also Sue. So, Ket is Kim’s best friend AND Mom which, honestly, checks out. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Talk to Me. Dir. Danny Philippou, Michael Philippou Writers Danny Philippou, Bill Hinzman, Daley Pearson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet ...
Ep. 280 The Advent Calendar: “The Tale of Pump it and Dump it”
December 27, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 144 MBKet tells Kim about the fantastic final Patreon pick of the year, The Advent Calendar. Join the girls' Patreon to participate in all their polls and more for 2024! (That rhymed, so now you have to do it - them’s the rules!) We close out the year by learning Kim’s true colors - and Ket’s in trouble should she ever find herself with a haunted advent calendar. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Advent Calendar. Dir. Patrick Ridremont Writer Patrick Ridremont...
Ep. 279 It’s a Wonderful Knife: “The Tale of Bong Bong Bong”
December 20, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKim tells Ket about It’s a Wonderful Knife, as a Christmas present to herself, as well as the beloved Sammies! We meet Myrtle the Murder Angel as well as Mr. SorryIBurped. And make no mistake, the girls are solidly promoting this movie’s “Gay Agenda!” BONG BONG BONG BONG! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in It’s a Wonderful Knife. Dir. Tyler McIntyre Writer Michael Kennedy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon...
Ep. 278 I Trapped the Devil: “The Tale of Montages with the Devil”
December 13, 2023 15:57 - 1 hour - 106 MBKet tells Kim about another Patreon Holiday Pick! This one was in a 3 way tie for second place. Ketryn “eeny meeny miney mowed” it and ended up here. Let’s be honest, she kinda wishes she’d meenied instead of mowed it. But what are the holidays, if not a time to question your brother’s sanity and lock the lord of the underworld in the basement? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in I Trapped the Devil. Dir. Josh Lobo Writer Josh Lobo Support the girls on PATREO...
Ep. 277 Wind Chill: “The Tale of the Ass Psycho”
December 06, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 131 MBKim tells Ket about one of the picks voted on by their patrons, Wind Chill! As of the release of this episode, there is still time to sign up to be a patron and vote on the movie that Ket will tell Kim! Ok, enough plugging. You guys, have you seen how gorgeous Emily Blunt’s eyes are?? Also, this is a PSA, don’t trick girls to get them to go on a road trip with you. You’ll get killed by ghosts. #Facts. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Wind Chill. Dir. Gregory...
Ep. 276 Cobweb: “The Tale of Daddy Homelander”
November 29, 2023 13:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKet tells Kim about the spooky Cobweb, on Hulu, starring two of their faves: Lizzy Caplan and Antony Starr. This movie was clearly called Cobweb for the way it dusty some ole’ cobwebs off Ket’s womb with this little opposite-of-a-creepy-crapbag. We also cover where D’s super hero history school, in which Kim has been enrolled, has yet to cover The Boys and will be facing an audit. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cobweb. Dir. Samuel Bodin Writer Chris Thoma...
Ep. 275 Thankskilling: “The Tale of ThanksBooing A.K.A. Boosgiving”
November 22, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 155 MBKim tells Ket about the cinematic masterpiece, Thankskilling. The girls, uh… this was a tough one. It made them grateful for a lot of things: never having to watch this again, the movie being over, never having to speak of it again… just lots of gratitude. And booze. This episode required a lot of booze… and booooooos. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Thankskilling. Dir. Jordan Downey Writers Jordan Downey, Brad Schulz, Kevin Stewart, Anthony Wilson, Grant ...
Ep. 274 Kristy: “The Tale of Foil Face and Davey Wayne”
November 15, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 127 MBKet tells Kim about the pre-Thanksgiving thriller, Kristy, starring Ashley Greene and Haley Bennett. Once again, poor sweet Kim is killed by her lack of aquatic prowess. So sad. So tragic. This time it’s Ketryn who gets to add a sound to her reSUme! ‘Tis that of a wee baby raptor. We have no doubt this will come in as handy as Kim’s chainsaw impersonation. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Kristy. Dir. Olly Blackburn Writer Anthony Jaswinski Support the gir...
Ep. 273 Slotherhouse: “The Tale of Sisters Who Hug”
November 08, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 128 MBKim tells Ket about the art house powerhouse, Slotherhouse! Spoiler Alert: Ketryn takes the side of the sloth 100% of the time. The girls coin a new greeting for each other and reminisce about college days, as usual. Most importantly, we’ll learn if the sloth… I mean Ket, will live or die in Slotherhouse. Dir. Matthew Goodhue Writers Bradley Fowler, Cady Lanigan Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKS...
Ep. 272 There’s Something Wrong with the Children: “The Tale of the Return Policy on Children”
November 01, 2023 07:30 - 2 hours - 131 MBKet tells Kim about There’s Something Wrong with the Children. In honor of “The Fall of The House of Usher”, this film stars Zach Gilford. In honor of pod friends, it also stars the charming and hilarious Carlos Santos of #Gentified. Listen, if the girls have told you once, they’ve told you a trillion times: if your kid is a creepy crapbag, don’t bother trying to uncreep them! Send ‘em back! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in There’s Something Wrong with the Ch...
Ep. 271 Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers -- “The Tale of the Love Story of Limpus and Michael”
October 25, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 138 MBKim tells Ket about Halloween 4 (1988) and Ketryn has zero idea what timeline we’re in or on. She does know that when swaddling your baby for 10 years, you gotta include the arms and fingies! Otherwise they’re gonna stick them right through someone’s jelly skull. It’s also important to have a safe word. Take it from lovebirds, Loomis and Micheal Myers. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Halloween 4. Dir. Dwight H. Little Writers Dhani Lipsius, Larry Rattner, ...
Ep. 270 Ghost Story: “The Tale of How Great Helen is Doing Now”
October 18, 2023 12:43 - 2 hours - 135 MBKet tells Kim and spooooooky Ghost Story (1981) starring a bunch of really famous old dudes and the positively majestic Alice Krige. As inspired by the Chowder Society Factory, Kim and Ket are imploring their Sammies and patrons to come up with a “Society Factory” for themselves! We also want you to know that Helen lived a great life with her 24 grandkids, no thanks to Don, at ALL! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Ghost Story. Dir. John Irvin Writers Peter ...
Ep. 269 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood: “The Tale of Kim and D’s Sex Van”
October 11, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 143 MBIt’s Friday the 13th this week!! So you know what that means! Kim tells Ket about the 7th installment of Friday the 13th. The girls learn about how and when to light things on fire. They also talk, ad nauseam, about an Ambrosia Salad and its ::checks notes:: awesome… pussy. However, not once do they refer to it as an Ambrosia salad, but only as Waldorf Salad which is completely incorrect. Nevertheless, and most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the 13th Part...
Ep. 268 Speak No Evil: “The Tale of Being Too Goddamn Polite!”
October 04, 2023 10:25 - 2 hours - 140 MBKet tells Kim about the talked-about Shudder flick, Speak No Evil. Let us be clear: being polite will get you killed. So, do with that as you will. The girls have completed both of their wedding quests and are ready to take on October. They also occasionally know the correct words to “Country Roads” but not always, and are only mildly clear on their geography of the “Norwegiany” part of the world. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Speak No Evil. Dir. Christia...
Ep. 267 Split: “The Tale of Clare the Ballerina”
September 27, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 155 MBKim tells Ket about her boy M. Night’s film Split, starring Ket’s boy, James McAvoy. Between the 12 million weddings the girls are attending, the girls find time to record a pod. We learn the only occupation fit for Clares, according to Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Split. Dir/Writer. M. Night Shyamalan Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Gro...
Ep. 266 The Mummy (1932): “The Tale of Jeff”
September 20, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 120 MBKet tells Kim about The Mummy as the beginning of their journey into the classic Universal Monsters. If this movie is any indicator, two of those monsters are misogyny and racism. Ba-dum CHHHH! Both girls end up quite lost by the end. Just bumbling around the place like The Mummy (that’s only in the movie for 12 seconds). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Mummy. Dir. Karl Freund Writers Nina Wilcox Putnam, Richard Schayer, John L. Balderston Support the...
Ep. 265 Renfield: “The Tale of the Ultimate Meet Cute”
September 13, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 140 MBKim tells Ket about the movie that saved her life on a 37 million hour trek home from Brazil, Renfield, starring our boy, Ic Age, alongside ANOTHER favorite Nick of the pod! This one, of the Hoult variety. Also, don’t worry, the girls nailed down the names of Kim and D’s imaginary dogs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Renfield. Dir. Chris McKay Writers Ryan Ridley, Robert Kirkman, Ava Tramer Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus cont...
Ep. 264 Re-Release of Ep. 25 Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet" (featuring new intro!!!)
September 06, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 107 MBKim, Ket AND, most importantly, Arik were all down for the count, healthwise, this week. So the girls took another trip down memory lane and are bringing you a throwback all the way back to episode 25, where we learn who first threatened who with having them replaced with a Ghost Host... Ket tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hot...
Ep. 263 Don’t Knock Twice: “The Tale of Ding Dong Ditch”
August 30, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKet tells Kim about Don’t Knock Twice starring Katie Sackhoff, Lucy Boynton and a gorgeous UK manor. This is the episode we’ll all refer back to as the conception of Jerry the Demon’s new sitcom where he plays the Kramer-like neighbor to Baba Ghanoush. I mean Baba Yaga! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Don’t Knock Twice. Dir. Caradog W. James Writers Mark Huckerrby, Nick Ostler Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www....
Patreon Morbid Minisode Preview: From 0101: " Long Day's Journey Into Night"
August 27, 2023 19:11 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBHave a free listen to the first episode in our new Morbid Minisode series covering From season 1! You can listen to the rest of the season by joining our Patreon at the Sally Hardesty $5 level: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] Peep the girls on Instagra...
Ep. 262 Re-Release of Ep. 64 Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler” (WITH NEW 10-MINUTE INTRO!)
August 23, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 101 MBWhile Kim is off galavanting Goddess know where, the girls thought that they would take you on a little trip down memory lane with their 64th episode. A classic, if they do say so themselves… Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea. It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most i...
Ep. 261 The Seed: “The Tale of Kim Being Really Mad at Ket for Letting an Alien in the House but, you guys, it was CRYING!”
August 16, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 105 MBKim tells Ket about the Shudder original, The Seed. Ket learns that she is the amalgamation of all three characters and Kim’s annoyed at all of them. This alien movie feels really apropos seeing as the government just told us there are aliens and we all collectively gave about as many shits as these chicks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Seed. Dir. Sam Walker Writer Sam Walker Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: ...
Ep. 260 Demon Seed: “The Tale of Butterfly by Crazy Town”
August 09, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 122 MBKet tells Kim about the Sci-Fi Horror from the not-so-distant future, Demon Seed. Let me tell you, it’s… CRAZY TOWN. We finally learn Kim’s full, legal first name. Many thought it was Kimberly but it’s actually Kimbert. And, have no fear, Ket did figure out how to relate this back to the Barbie movie many a time. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Demon Seed. Dir. Donald Cammell Writers Dean R. Koontz (novel), Robert Jaffe and Roger O. Hirson (screenplay) Su...
Ep. 259 Night of the Demons: “The Tale of the Nap Strategy”
August 02, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 126 MBKim tells Ket about Night of the Demons! (From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night of the Demons.) It’s also week two of some dumbass kids gettin’ up to no good in some demon-y ass mansion. Ket is pretty ready for most of the characters to die almost instantly. But when all else fails, take a nap. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Demons. Dir. Kevin Tenney Writer Joe Augustyn Ket's new Grimoire: https://a.co/d/0XOAJum...
Ep. 258 Terror Night AKA Bloody Movie: “The Tale of Scooby Doo”
July 26, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 112 MBKet tells Kim about the obscure, unreleased film starring The Skipper AKA Alan Hale Jr. This movie appears to be about an immortal 90 yr old 50 yr old man who is terrorizing the poor man’s Scooby Gang. Excitingly, the girls are still goin’: From Dusk Till Dawn the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terror Night. Dir. Nick Marino, Andre de Toth Writers Kenneth J. Hall, Murray Levy, Nick Marino Ket's new Grimoire: htt...
Ep. 257 Birdemic: Shock and Terror: “The Tale of Robots and Friendship”
July 19, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 152 MBKim tells Ket about the absolutely surreal Birdemic: Shock and Terror. The girls are offering a trigger warning to all software salesmen who may find the success of Rod simply too much to take in such a volatile industry. Just remember, you’re worth more than your biggest sale. Also, if you’re waiting for birds… umm… keep waiting. So here we are: From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Birdemic: Shock an...
Ep. 256 Dead Birds: “The Tale of From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead Birds”
July 12, 2023 04:01 - 2 hours - 119 MBKet tells Kim about Dead Birds, suggested by Sammie Michael, starring Henry Thomas, Michael Shannon and Patrick Fugit. The girls are still trying to keep this title train going. Let’s see how long it’ll last! Here’s what they do know, these guys do NOT know how to spot haunted stuff and honestly… their empathy can only go so far. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Dead Birds. Dir. Alex Turner Writer Simon Barrett Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet B...
Ep. 255 Cabinet of Curiosities - Dreams in the Witch House: “The Tale of the Turkey Piano” with Guy Busick
July 05, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 107 MBKet tells GUY BUSICK about episode 6 of Guillermo del Toro's Netflix series. To accommodate for traveling, Guy steps into the hot seat and embarks on a journey with Jenkins Brown bonin’ down all about town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Guy will live or die in Dreams in the Witch House. Dir. Catherine Hardwicke Writers H.P. Lovecraft, Mika Watkins Presented by Guillermo del Toro Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandke...
Ep. 254 Dawn of the Dead (2004): “The Tale of Oingo Boingo”
June 28, 2023 07:01 - 3 hours - 170 MBKim tells Ket about the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead starring Sarah Polley and Ving Rhames. We went from From Dusk Till DAWN to DAWN of the Dead! Let’s see how long they keep it going… or how long it takes for them to get bored or forget. Kim would also like to ask for a whiteboard for her birthday, please/thank you. So, call Dr. Collie! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dawn of the Dead. Dir. Zack Snyder Writers George A. Romero, James Gunn Support the ...
Ep. 253 From Dusk Till Dawn: “The Tale of ‘You Got Stockholmed, Gurl!’”
June 21, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 141 MBKet tells Kim about the cult classic, From Dusk Till Dawn. So cover your feet, because Quentin’s in the house and he’s looking to exploit some toes and blow a doozy. Juliette Lewis, once again, proves herself to be the Queen of Range. And the 90s prove, once again, to be… problematic. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in From Dusk Till Dawn. Dir. Robert Rodriguez Writers Robert Kurtzman (story) and Quentin Tarantino (screenplay) Support the girls on PATREON fo...
Ep. 252 Scanners: “The Tale of Uncle Baby”
June 14, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 114 MBKim tells Ket about another Cronenberg classic, Scanners! The girls quickly realize that the best weapon is the humiliation that comes with shitting one’s pants. Kim introduces us to Baby Ruth’s nephew. And Ketryn finds a new job as a familiar. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Scanners. Dir. David Cronenberg Writer David Cronenberg Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Faceb...
Ep. 251 Offseason: “The Tale of Beauty and the Beach”
June 07, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 95 MBKet gives Kim the week off and plays a little “Shudder Roulette.” The wheel landed on the Shudder Exclusive, Offseason. Kim starts off by not being able to identify a VERY obvious needle drop during the credits. Unfortunately, the beachy flick was NOT the dose of vitamin D that Ketryn was hoping for, but they DO get a surprise visit from, friend of the pod, Jeremy Gardner! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Offseason. Dir. Mickey Keating Writer Mickey Ke...
Ep 250 The Woman in Black: “The Tale of Just a Little Chloroform”
May 31, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 121 MBKet tells Kim about The Woman in Black starring Daniel Radcliffe in what appears to be just a movie that ChatGPT conjured up from the things most likely to be floating around Ketryn’s brain. The girls need you to know that you gotta share your village lore! I mean, unless you need the new guy for a sacrifice or something. So don’t go chasing waterfalls and let’s all take a little chloroform nap. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Woman in Black. Dir. James...
Ep. 249 The Crazies: “The Tale of the Crazy Sale at the Boot Store”
May 24, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 147 MBKim tells Ket about The Crazies starring Timothy Olyphant! The girls would first like to extend their heartfelt congratulations to Judy and David, who are expecting their first BURRITO! Kim and Ket would also like to inform you of their upcoming legal battles. Ket is being sued by the estate of Johnny Cash. Kim is being sued by a car whose noise she imitated too convincingly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Crazies. Dir. Breck Eisner Writers Scott Kosa...
Ep. 248 The Fly: “The Tale of Stefan Urquelle”
May 17, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 128 MBKet tells Kim about The Fly, starring Geena Davis, jeff goldblum, and then later, JEFF GOLDBLUM! The girls have… so many questions. Why are flies so sexually virile? Why are their eyes open while they kiss? Where do flies keep their penises? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fly Dir. David Cronenberg Writers George Langelaan (story by), Charles Edward Pogue, David Cronenberg Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.p...
Ep. 247 Warm Bodies: "The Tale of the Magic Stonehenge"
May 10, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 122 MBKim tells Ket about Warm Bodies starring KKSAM darling, Nicholas Holt and someone being John Malkovich. (I’ll see myself out.) This was a Sammie request and we’re so grateful for steering us towards this love fest. Also, super important: an official invitation has been verbalized and extended for Devon Sawa to come try and stay alive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Warm Bodies. Dir. Jonathan Levine Writers Isaac Marion, Jonathan Levine Support the girls ...