Jive-Ass Alien
187 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratinghttps://instagram.com/jive_ass_alien?igshid=15p9t7fe0f534
Me talking to people in my life, honestly and critically examining periods and experinces of my personal life, trying to decode just who I am. Ultimately, learning to love myself, so that new or future people might love me too.
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Episodes
99cent License Adventures
April 21, 2024 00:32 - 47 minutes - 42.4 MBSome recent news, such as 99cent stores closing. Also, as an alien, I also have petty issues earthlings endure, like renewing a license.
Pyramid Butts
April 13, 2024 23:54 - 1 hour - 54.4 MBThe Jive-Ass Alien has to keep Beth and Marc up to what he's been dealing with. Also, I let them in on some secrets that have persisted for a long time. Oh, and butts, butts, butts.
Matchsticks and Strip Clubs
April 06, 2024 23:44 - 38 minutes - 33.7 MBhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/man-spent-years-building-eiffel-tower-700k-matchsticks-may-denied-worl-rcna137663 Some exciting ideas for my bday. Did I follow thru? Even though I'm editing this a week after you still have to wait!
Czech Us Out!
March 31, 2024 03:21 - 44 minutes - 38.4 MBhttps://en.m.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Prague New season, hopefully new fans. Currently the Czech Republic has paid us the least attention, amongst the listeners we've had, so let's try to appeal to them. Gonna start trying to increase our listeners by appealing to them, whatever it takes. Can Beth, Marc, and I make this work?
30 Albums Turning 30 in 2024 ep. 2 of 2
March 24, 2024 00:07 - 41 minutes - 36.4 MBhttps://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/albums-turning-30-in-2024-see-the-list/ Here's the send-off for this season! We finish the list, and our latest season, with some more albums that turn 30yrs old in 2024. Thanks for listening and see ya next season.
30 Albums Turning 30 in 2024 ep. 1 of 2
March 17, 2024 00:55 - 36 minutes - 31.5 MBhttps://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/albums-turning-30-in-2024-see-the-list/ So we couldn't completely connect with songs that came around same year we were born, what about when we were 10? These albums and songs are closer to when our musical tastes developed, so come hear which you might have heard of.
March '24 Odds, Ends & News
March 10, 2024 01:21 - 43 minutes - 37.7 MBMonth isn't yet even halfway through, but we've got some weird, wild stories to tickle your funky bone.
Tunes from 40yrs Back-in-the-Day(pt.2/2)
March 03, 2024 02:15 - 39 minutes - 34.5 MBWe wrap up our chat on the top music from 40yrs ago. Did we recognize at least half of them? Find out!
Feb2024_Odds&ends
February 25, 2024 01:17 - 39 minutes - 35.5 MBBunch of random silliness we encountered this month. Bring on the Smarch weather!
Tunes from 40yrs Back-in-the-Day(pt.1/2)
February 18, 2024 02:56 - 39 minutes - 34.6 MBhttps://medium.com/the-riff/40-great-songs-turning-40-in-2024-314988093934 Same as us, here are 40 songs that turn 40 years old this year. Would we even know them? Not many, but enough that we talk about it. Any you know?
Talkin Bout My Gennnnneration
February 11, 2024 02:35 - 48 minutes - 43 MBWe finally get around to accepting the fact that we're getting old. Eh, nothing special, check it out. But what part of staying off the lawn did you not understand???
2024 New Laws Order 2of2
February 04, 2024 02:56 - 49 minutes - 43.1 MBAre you still curious as to what new driving laws California passed? No? Well that's all I got, part two, but also some other random stuff.
Drive-In TV
January 28, 2024 02:13 - 36 minutes - 32.2 MBWonder what in the hell this abomination is about? Tune in.
2024 New Laws Order 1of2
January 21, 2024 01:27 - 46 minutes - 40.7 MB(not original article I read, couldn't find it) https://calmatters.org/politics/2023/12/california-traffic-new-laws-2024/ Did these new driving laws get passed to better our lives, or to inconvenience us even further? Let's see what Beth and Marc think.
Tiktok Mukbang 2023 2/2
January 14, 2024 01:34 - 48 minutes - 41.8 MBhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-and-worst-tiktok-food-trends-2023_l_6580beece4b08e9b410b8d61 What other trends of last year did we miss? Let's finish these silly things that people enjoyed.
Tiktok Mukbang 2023 1/2
January 07, 2024 01:18 - 44 minutes - 39.3 MBhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/best-and-worst-tiktok-food-trends-2023_l_6580beece4b08e9b410b8d61 I've heard of trends, and of Tiktok, so close enough for us to hear what all the fuss was about.
Culture Shock 2/2
December 31, 2023 01:39 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/culture-shock-east-coast-west-coast_l_6563605ae4b0f35896f63586 Both sides of the coast have customs that might perplex the other, but how many more are there? We wrap up this list here.
Xplicit Xmas
December 24, 2023 03:20 - 56 minutes - 50.1 MBThings get more quirky than usual, but we manage to name our favorite Xmas movies so, we cool?
Culture Shock 1/2
December 17, 2023 00:07 - 53 minutes - 47.7 MBhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/culture-shock-east-coast-west-coast_l_6563605ae4b0f35896f63586 How different is the change from U.S. East Coast to West Coast than the other way around? Found this article that had interesting takes on this.
This Fugging Episode (feat. Lily)
December 10, 2023 00:09 - 53 minutes - 45.8 MBWhat in Earth could this episode be about? Tune in and find out (ok it's been awhile so I don't recall).
Going Adventure (pt.3)
December 03, 2023 03:35 - 30 minutes - 26.6 MBThe adventure continues! How long will our luck continue? Umm...
Alien Insider Films
November 26, 2023 00:29 - 1 hour - 51.8 MBIt's game over man, game over! (on this chat of alien movies) Do Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien have good taste in alien movies? Tune in to find out.
Going on Adventure (pt.2)
November 19, 2023 01:34 - 38 minutes - 34 MBWe continue with spinning tales, can Beth keep us alive for awhile longer?
Going on an Adventure (pt.1)
November 12, 2023 01:17 - 35 minutes - 31.6 MBAfter some interesting banter, we give one of the choose-your-own-adventure books that I've recently acquired a test drive. Will Beth's practicality lead to a long adventure, or will Marc's and I childness lead us to a quick demise? Let us see!
Homer Says What? pt.3
November 05, 2023 00:19 - 42 minutes - 37.4 MBWe finish up the supposedly-best Homer Simpson quotes (which we then tell you why they're wrong)!
Tarot read pt.2
October 28, 2023 22:33 - 53 minutes - 47.1 MBhttps://www.leisuremartini.com/why-online-tarot-readings-beat-other-tarot-reading-methods/ Let's keep reading into what lies in our past thru tomorrow, and give a peek into Marc's experiences.
Tarot Readings pt.1
October 21, 2023 23:58 - 45 minutes - 40.7 MBOne of the scariest things out there is hearing the truth, especially when it comes to your past, present, or future. So what better way to celebrate the spooky days with the Jive-Ass Alien's tarot reading, courtesy of Beth. Maybe marvelous madman master of mayhem moody monk Marc, or "mmmmmmmmm" for short, wants to see his as well???
Homer Says What? pt.2
October 14, 2023 23:23 - 45 minutes - 40.3 MBWe're so close to finishing up this list of Homer's quotes. How many do we get thru? Ummm, I forgot.
Electrifying!!!
October 08, 2023 01:01 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBInstead of hover cars, humanity is moving towards making as many electric vehicles as possible. With this slow advancement how will I ever repair my spaceship?
Homer Says What? pt.1
October 01, 2023 00:16 - 1 hour - 53.3 MBHas it been awhile since we talked heavily about The Simpsons? Might as well have a conversation about what the Internet thinks are Homer's best quips, and why most missed the mark with our alternatives.
House That Lego Built
September 23, 2023 23:46 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBStrap in for a treat. The Jive-Ass Alien has a guest host. Real deal Neal "mime time" joins me to chat about Lego.
Games of our Lives (pt.2)
September 16, 2023 23:45 - 49 minutes - 43.4 MBhttps://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/ We finish up the so-called best game systems of all time. How many do we disagree with?
Games of our Lives (pt.1)
September 10, 2023 02:03 - 56 minutes - 49.2 MBhttps://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/ As a bunch of video game nerds, we've played a number of different game systems. Where do they land on this list of the best, and do we think they chose correctly???
News of Today (from before)
September 03, 2023 02:38 - 58 minutes - 51.5 MBXtra! Exciting current (by now old, probably) News!
Piss Poor Driving
August 27, 2023 00:19 - 54 minutes - 47.3 MBFor our special 150th episode, we're gonna talk about our most-listened to episode. I couldn't remember why I titled it how I did, and finding out was... interesting.
EXTRA! EXTRA! Best Current News!
August 20, 2023 01:18 - 47 minutes - 41.1 MBSome Jive-Ass news that caught my attention recently. How weird is your world? In this day and age?
Fun Fresno Facts
August 12, 2023 23:37 - 42 minutes - 37.7 MBI came across a few odd, unique facts that show our little city of Fresno in a different light. Anyone out there have a thought or two on what our name claims to fame?
Martia Martian Martians
August 06, 2023 01:45 - 45 minutes - 40.2 MBRecent news has the U.S. government admitting to a decades-long knowledge of space aircraft and "non-human" beings. Does this mean that my species is soon to be exposed?
I Spy Books
July 30, 2023 01:02 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBA spy amongst us! Busted! Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss what we've been reading lately.
AHHH! ROBOTS!
July 23, 2023 01:09 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBHere's another unexpected movie review. Haven't seen this one in some time but felt the need to check it out and show it to my nephews. Is it as good as I remember? Kinda?
50 States pt.9 (Grand Finale)
July 16, 2023 00:33 - 38 minutes - 34 MBHere it is, the final states that do and don't listen to the Jive-Ass Alien and my ramblings.
Mario Movie Roundtable
July 09, 2023 01:53 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBJust so happens that the Jive-Ass Alien has seen the newest Mario Bros. movie, as did Beth and Marc. What did we think? Overall pretty good, now hear how it compares to the 90s version.
50 States pt.8
July 01, 2023 23:13 - 41 minutes - 37.3 MBAlmost done with all the 50 states, promise. Pretty surprised at all the states that listen to us though, thanks a bunch.
50 States pt.7
June 25, 2023 00:07 - 40 minutes - 35.4 MBWe're back to hating-er I mean praising the states that have liked our show, at least once.
Geezers Get Gaming pt.2
June 17, 2023 22:46 - 45 minutes - 40.9 MBThe exciting conclusion. Will we praise or insult your favorite classic game?
Geezers Get Gaming pt.1
June 10, 2023 23:23 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBLet's talk video games and things we like, or don't. Who doesn't like hearing of older people complain of how things are now? Or how they used to be?
Why Lego Is A Solo Sport
June 03, 2023 22:45 - 26 minutes - 23.8 MBRecorded this months ago and never sure if I wanted to release, but here's a sample to get a feel of if I should release the rest. Ever heard of some of Hollywood find working with animals or kids as a challenge?
50 States pt.6
May 28, 2023 01:54 - 44 minutes - 39.1 MBOut on the road again, trying to finish up our praise/lambasting of the 50 states. We're still not done.
50 States pt.5
May 20, 2023 20:38 - 42 minutes - 37.5 MBAs Beth, Marc, and I, the Jive-Ass Alien, finish up discussing the 50 states, the facts get even goofier.
Drive-In Special (cars&movies)
May 14, 2023 00:16 - 1 hour - 59 MBWe talk about movies and cars, mostly. And since we're driving a BMW we're gonna be A-holes about it 🤡